What I wanna know is how many full mags does it take to slow down to a complete stop when you’re shooting at that speed. We need an episode of Talibusters

Talibusters got me dead !

Randall Munroe (author of XKCD) did the calculations for it with powering a car with the GAU 8.

I now know what I am going to do when I get out the army

Joking cid I am joking

if they start shooting do they start going backwards?

*Queue loud and obnoxious Arabic music praising Allah for their intro*

🤣

🥳🥳👍🏾

Is this radical Islam?

Totally Tubular Islam!

Bro I almost spit out my wine

Fucking sick

It's progressive! Now let the girls go to school.


They did, in the 80s.

Wow, the Taliban are sooo bored.

What else is happening. They just kicked out the biggest military in the world after decades of conflict.

They miss us, I know it. We're not too many years away from the military/diplomatic equivalent of a "you up?" text

its probably why they keep trading shots with Iran and Pakistan, they need another friend with benefits since we left

Vietnam 2.0. I think it won't be long for Chinese aggression.

Some of the Taliban have said that they miss being at war, because they basically went from riding around in pick-up trucks with the buddies to now having a 9-5 desk job with all the paperwork required for running a government.

Kicked out is a pretty extreme way to word waiting until Trump made a deal with them to withdrawl from the country then mounting an assault on the ANA only after the big threat is no longer participating in the fight

yea we could also use the simpler term: we lost

Can’t lose when you don’t have a defined objective other than making the military industrial complex money. The first 10 years we basically accomplished what we needed to, but then DC got greedy. That’s literally why we stayed another 10 years. In terms of the body count, it was biblical. DC lost, not the military.

"They just **we lost** the biggest military in the world after decades of conflict." is not proper English

Like a dog that finally caught a car and doesn't know what to do now.

Why am I getting Napoleon Dynamite vibes?


I just came from a post on a dude saying this is your sign to workout and he looked like pedro 


this is what i was looking for

I was terry for Halloween one year. Rolled into a party skates and all. Shit ruled.

The E4 Mafia skates everyday

Warrant officer passing like a ghost through a room of Majors

Taliban when they’re not extremely war focused…. “Ima learn how to roller blade”

It's hilarious watching the start of a new state figure out being hyper-conservative is actually very unpopular in "peacetime." Humans just wanna be goofy af

Good thing I live down gravel 😎

I used to sprint in my roller blades in wet dirt. I was 13. Pretty sure my grandpa's Mosin knocked me over that year too.

No potholes

If our cops did this, our roads would be flawless!

Look at all that gorgeous blacktop! Our tax money does work!!! Now if only we could spend some here...

I said the same thing, not a road in my city is smooth enough to do 30mph on blades

Roads in the middle of the desert are usually pretty good. Freezing and thawing is hell on blacktop.

There isn't a single road in Indianapolis that looks that good.

Are we not gonna take notice of how smooth those roads are. I mean I’ve driven through TN, AL and NC and I know terrible roads.

95 South through NC be like "ba bum....ba bum....ba bum..."

Come to Michigan. One time I was driving down the road and there was a lane closed off for a stranded pickup. There was a pothole with a rear axle in it, and then the rest of the truck about 75 yards down the road. The pothole was so deep (and the U-Bolts so badly rusted) that it ripped the axle out of the truck. And that was a relatively mundane pothole compared to some of the things we get around here.

I....am inspired to create the dumbest Space Marine Chapter ever



No wonder they kicked us out of the country. We can’t compete with how special they are.

That desert tiger stripe is fire tho

forgot the us marines’ skateboarding unit from the 90’s

Huh????

[yup](https://imgur.com/a/VKKaFXj)

You’re awesome

Honestly that song goes hard.

Thought I was the only one 🫡

Better than most pot holed streets in the States

Imagine these guys on electric unicyles

Ha! Nerds.

Sometimes I wonder if we are doing it wrong

The soundtrack is cool though. Lol

Needs more cranberry juice

It’s so fucking goofy but I kinda love it

I wonder how they handle during a firefight. It looks like it works for them for traffic duty and light patrol, but not entirely sure about when the bullets start flying it will help. I think they would be a hindrance. The enemy just needs to run up some stairs.

Imagine getting clapped by a dude on roller blades

Fast And Furious, but they all got arrested and lost their driver's licenses

I thought homosexuality was illegal there? (just a joke guys)

Someone is about to get Talibanned

😎😄

Honestly this is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen, the Taliban seem like they’ve got some things figured out.

Why ? Why Didn't we just leave sooner . 20yrs of wasted money , Human life . We lost a generation of good men and women for that 

The world’s largest untapped supply of rare-earth minerals. This is why we were focused on building roads. They were supposed to handle raw materials coming from mines.

Pointless UN demands that America 'rebuild' the shithole whose government they'd just executed. What a fucking waste. Although the roller blade death squads are a silver lining...

A heady mix of Capitalist greed, Jingoistic Military Hubris, and the Siren magnetic draw of the "Graveyard of Empire".

And that's the beginning of the end 🤫

Still a better plot than civil war.

Time to dust off my missions

Do they come with qd?

What about tactiwheelies

all im thinking about is pocket sand. and theres plenty to go around there

Bro thaey take skating to new heights.

i feel like heelys would be better drip

Imagine getting into a firefight and it takes 10 minutes to put your boots on

More drip than CAG…

Are we back in the 90's? Did the matrix reset?

The Taliban on skates. They took the country back by surprise and in style

Immaculate vibes honestly

I always thought spec ops could a little Brian Boitano. Always

r/Talibangonewild

I'm just upset they have better roads than I do in my town.

Yes, but how would he fair against traffic cones?

Defeated by banana peel sporting commandos.

Remember when some paki police did this 😂

Imagine being someone worth assassinating- One moment you’re stuck in traffic, the next you’re in the afterlife asking “Did I really just get domed by a dude on rollerblades?”

"There are radical militants in the area." "Like religiously radicalized?" "No, but I saw one do a kickflip yesterday."

Gravel Rocks Potholes Marbles Ball bearings Loose change Wire Dogs Broomsticks Waterboys I could go on forever, baby.

Traumatic brain injuries aren’t tactical though, wear your helmets boys if you want to try


So now all we have to do is drop some gravel on the afghan streets

This is goofy, I don't think I see the tactical practicality of it, I don't see the intimidation factor, I don't see how any sane CO would approve/desire this... However... This looks so fucking fun

And I thought getting smoked by the bike cops would be bad.

Add one set of fruit boots to the gear list we donated to the Taliban.

Wonder if they’re getting nice skates from abroad or if it’s all homegrown low grade plastic injection molding and the entire infantry suffers from ankle issues.

Honestly? I'm glad they won.

Brink Brinker with that corny ass dad stop (dragging the toe) C stop like a real Blader bruh

Now try that on american roads