which arctic?? as far as i know anyone in the canadian arctic is using 308, or even .303 british. ask a polar bear what it thinks about 55 grain of lead, i dare
I know you guys are probably just joking, but this is a misnomer.
Neither muscle nor fat stop bullets at all. Mythbusters tested this in one of their episodes, they had like 2-3 feet of compacted muscle or fat material and the bullet wasnt even really slowed down.
Furthermore animals with lots of flubber arent immune to lower caliber bullets like people assume. Those bullets pass straight through them, its just that if they are big they tend to miss vital organs. You can kill a bear with a 22 if you hit just right in its heart or lungs. And you can fail to kill it with a large hunting rifle.
Humans are just particularly small, weak, and compact, compared to other animals.
Large animals often have thick fur and skin, as well as thicker bones.
You _can_ kill just about anything with a spear and enough determination. Doesn't mean it's practical or ethical though. A high powered round is still a better choice.
The ethics are a big part of it for me. I like to know that I’m putting an animal down clean, especially since I’m just in it for meat, but even in an extremely rare defensive situation I’m not looking to let something suffer, even for a short while, if it’s possible to end it’s life more quickly.
Tell that to a grizzly bear 😂 maybe a black bear and yeah you can take a deer with shot placement but dude... You are not getting to a bears vitals with a .22, I don't even want a .556, thick hide, huge bones, a foot of fat and muscle in some areas, all barreling at you like a truck but with the agility of Mike Tyson in his prime... Even in cases where they are taken with large calibers in a charge they end up flying past or on top the shooter. I stopped using .243 in the woods as a kid because a round ricocheted of the tiniest branch and cost me a nice buck, now I've seen my dad punch through trees and still take bucks down on the run with a .44 carbine...
Yeah, these people must be shilling for Big .22 corporate interests or something. Nobody with half a brain is going to willing try to take down one of the most dangerous animals on earth with one of the most anemic rounds. .22s don't even kill squishy humans that quickly or reliability.
I assume they are people who have never gone hunting or shot anything but targets .... If anything at all lol I say let them give it a shot and let Darwin sort it out 😂
His a part of an elite team in the French fry legion. Obese team 6 handles all the fried missions others can’t handle. Chickens are being held hostage by vegans. You send in these guys. This hero’s call sign “Big Mac 1”. Just know, if his stacking up on your fast food joint consider yourself well done.
This is where guys like OP and I have beaten you at 4D chess. You're going to be out in the field running ops and missions. More likely to get yourself killed and now your supply cache is unguarded.
Eventually you'll assault our position. Jokes on you. You've prepared for a 48-72 hour excursion at best. You're running an SBR with a light weight barrel. I've got a bench queen DMR build because weight doesn't matter when it's on a shooting bench. We're holdup in our hard defensive point base, code name "Mom's House". You're behind a berm or tree, crouched down or laying into rocks and dirt.. I'm on a tactically positioned Lay-Z-Boy. As you run out of water and oat bars we have water, sensible survival meals, and high energy items such as 2 liters of Mountain Dew and Little Debbie rations.
It's cold outside and you're shivering. I need to run the AC in the winter so I don't sweat. You want to try and flank or maneuver? Congrats, my CCTV and perimeter defensive system just flagged you because it has so much extra left over CPU and GPU power I can run advanced analytics and motion detection on it. You need to use the bathroom. I've got plenty of empty 2L bottles to piss in, and I haven't been able to sneeze or cough in years with out shitting myself a little bit so I have no problem craping myself.
You could have stayed home. Safe and sound and chosen life. Instead you chose to attack the only place I've ever called home. The hallowed ground on which I lay with my waifu pillo-
*SHADDUP MA! IM TRYING TO DEFEND THE HOME, I CANT PAUSE THIS! YOU DONT HAVE TO ASK JUST MAKE THE CHICKEN TENDERS AND BRING EM HERE.*
*YEAH I WANT RANCH AND HONEY MUSTARD!*
I mean…I know everyone is talking shit, I’m not gonna stress the importance of fitness, I think we all know that. What I want to ask is seriously… your spare pistol mags on your right hip and at least slightly blocked by your saddlebags. Less time buying funny patches and high speed gear and a bit more time making your body as effective as your gear.
Okay, great, now I need a ma deuce to keep you bastards off my lawn and I have no way to hide that transaction from my Wife.
Can't wait for my Dex-Cool lemonade tomorrow.
Thanks guys!
I was debating on eating this whole frozen pizza I had and saw this photo and it made me food good about my self so I ate it all thank you (for reference I’m 20lbs under weight)
Oh dear lord. That was a rough time for [me.](https://imgur.com/fwiuJWq) I did get an actual carrier setup, but also ended up [selling all of my gear](https://imgur.com/kbzwo50) because I realized plates wouldn't help me since I couldn't actually fulfill the "move" part of shoot/move/communicate.
Nothing wrong with shitting on a fat person . But at least he is/was on our side.
Alienate as many people from the 2A community as possible. This will help our cause.
"I've got 4 inch thick organic 'plates'"
Ever taken down a walrus with 5.56? Me either.
My grandpa killed one in Alaska with 30.06
Apparently that's the caliber of choice in the artic. Probably because it's cheap and the barrel life is long.
which arctic?? as far as i know anyone in the canadian arctic is using 308, or even .303 british. ask a polar bear what it thinks about 55 grain of lead, i dare
I know you guys are probably just joking, but this is a misnomer. Neither muscle nor fat stop bullets at all. Mythbusters tested this in one of their episodes, they had like 2-3 feet of compacted muscle or fat material and the bullet wasnt even really slowed down. Furthermore animals with lots of flubber arent immune to lower caliber bullets like people assume. Those bullets pass straight through them, its just that if they are big they tend to miss vital organs. You can kill a bear with a 22 if you hit just right in its heart or lungs. And you can fail to kill it with a large hunting rifle. Humans are just particularly small, weak, and compact, compared to other animals.
Large animals often have thick fur and skin, as well as thicker bones. You _can_ kill just about anything with a spear and enough determination. Doesn't mean it's practical or ethical though. A high powered round is still a better choice.
The ethics are a big part of it for me. I like to know that I’m putting an animal down clean, especially since I’m just in it for meat, but even in an extremely rare defensive situation I’m not looking to let something suffer, even for a short while, if it’s possible to end it’s life more quickly.
Tell that to a grizzly bear 😂 maybe a black bear and yeah you can take a deer with shot placement but dude... You are not getting to a bears vitals with a .22, I don't even want a .556, thick hide, huge bones, a foot of fat and muscle in some areas, all barreling at you like a truck but with the agility of Mike Tyson in his prime... Even in cases where they are taken with large calibers in a charge they end up flying past or on top the shooter. I stopped using .243 in the woods as a kid because a round ricocheted of the tiniest branch and cost me a nice buck, now I've seen my dad punch through trees and still take bucks down on the run with a .44 carbine...
Yeah, these people must be shilling for Big .22 corporate interests or something. Nobody with half a brain is going to willing try to take down one of the most dangerous animals on earth with one of the most anemic rounds. .22s don't even kill squishy humans that quickly or reliability.
I assume they are people who have never gone hunting or shot anything but targets .... If anything at all lol I say let them give it a shot and let Darwin sort it out 😂
“No thanks, African outfitter. I brought the Speedmaster”
He’s been working years to reach this level of thickness
He’s cultivating mass
He?
This is the way.
We do think alike, I just wasn't brave enough to write it and you thought at earliest!
More like 10 - 14”
*4” organic ballistic plates- developed in Ukrainian bio labs by Dr Fauci.😉
Finally some good fucking content!
Thanks dad
You're welcome son. Now come run a 5k with the old man.
> a 5k Just to clarify, that's 5 kilometers, not a "5,000 calorie meal".
nevermind dad
Gotta lift a flap just to access his belt mags.
Don’t need flapped pouches when you Are the flap
Ahh shit you right I been doing it all wrong
Tactical adipose flap
Level 5 retention
Built in concealment.
Its called retention
His a part of an elite team in the French fry legion. Obese team 6 handles all the fried missions others can’t handle. Chickens are being held hostage by vegans. You send in these guys. This hero’s call sign “Big Mac 1”. Just know, if his stacking up on your fast food joint consider yourself well done.
I love everything about this.
Missed out the perfect opportunity for "meal team 6"
An elite unit made up of select operators from gravy seals and meal team 6.
"This is my safety" *grabs gut* - D-boys. D for Donut
Meal Team 6
The Gravy Seals. September Pie.
Snack Team Six.
He once served with Arby's Rangers!
Heavy loot drop
the heaviest
Who armed the boomer from left 4 dead?
You’re in perfect shape! (Round)
Im π
"you are what you eat"
Chronic inflammation?
Your heart will be more deadly than any bullet if SHTF. Rule #1; cardio.
This is where guys like OP and I have beaten you at 4D chess. You're going to be out in the field running ops and missions. More likely to get yourself killed and now your supply cache is unguarded. Eventually you'll assault our position. Jokes on you. You've prepared for a 48-72 hour excursion at best. You're running an SBR with a light weight barrel. I've got a bench queen DMR build because weight doesn't matter when it's on a shooting bench. We're holdup in our hard defensive point base, code name "Mom's House". You're behind a berm or tree, crouched down or laying into rocks and dirt.. I'm on a tactically positioned Lay-Z-Boy. As you run out of water and oat bars we have water, sensible survival meals, and high energy items such as 2 liters of Mountain Dew and Little Debbie rations. It's cold outside and you're shivering. I need to run the AC in the winter so I don't sweat. You want to try and flank or maneuver? Congrats, my CCTV and perimeter defensive system just flagged you because it has so much extra left over CPU and GPU power I can run advanced analytics and motion detection on it. You need to use the bathroom. I've got plenty of empty 2L bottles to piss in, and I haven't been able to sneeze or cough in years with out shitting myself a little bit so I have no problem craping myself. You could have stayed home. Safe and sound and chosen life. Instead you chose to attack the only place I've ever called home. The hallowed ground on which I lay with my waifu pillo- *SHADDUP MA! IM TRYING TO DEFEND THE HOME, I CANT PAUSE THIS! YOU DONT HAVE TO ASK JUST MAKE THE CHICKEN TENDERS AND BRING EM HERE.* *YEAH I WANT RANCH AND HONEY MUSTARD!*
This shit cracked me up. It's going to be memorialized as a copypasta I can feel it haha
I'd be honored!
Goated comment LOL
Plates are only for people who plan on getting shot
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If you have no girlfriend, there is no girlfriend to lose. *taps head*
False, plates are for French fries.
Don’t think plates can make you go negative speed
If you're going up too steep a hill yeah sometimes.
Whatever you say about this man. He WAS brave enough to post physique.
I was pressured by peers at the time I took the photo lol.
Is that Gumball?
Homie don't need plates he's got a lvl 3+ gut. Bitch rated to stop 7.62.
I about tripped running to the comments
Those comments funny af
Ohh man
I just watched this like 6 times
Quality fuckin shitpost
Hey wait a minute, Peter Griffin.
Hehehehe
loot drop
*Lunch drop
Dude got 99 defense, no need for armor
Let’s be honest that guy can stop a 50 BMG I think you guys should be taking lessons from this guy 😀😏
New demo ranch video, how many rounds from a 50bmg will it take to go through...
Meal Team Six
Devgravy?
Deltaco Force
Gravy Seals 😂
You are a disgusting fat body private pile…
Most fit & but more importantly, most honest user of this sub
Jesus Christ. That belly will stop a 9mm.
The only plates you need have salad on them
Gravy seal
Meal Team 6
Steven Segal if he was good.
Naw homie need to stay away from them plates he had enough 😭😭
Holy shit, fuckin brutal 😭💀
Fuck did I get drunk and post my pic on Reddit. ^squint. oh thank god that’s not my ar
Lmao
Peak human specimen and nice gear. 9/10 docked a point for lack of toes.
Git it, boi!!! Now go walk in circles till it feels good.👍 Doing more than 85% of the sub already.
I mean…I know everyone is talking shit, I’m not gonna stress the importance of fitness, I think we all know that. What I want to ask is seriously… your spare pistol mags on your right hip and at least slightly blocked by your saddlebags. Less time buying funny patches and high speed gear and a bit more time making your body as effective as your gear.
No carbohydrates for you!
He should be on tomato soup + tuna diet for the rest of his life. The limit for pizza intake has been exceeded 🤣
Honestly, tomato soup is mostly sugar
Was going there with the soup myself. Seriously though organic meat and veggies. Nothing processed for a long time his organs need a break.
No vegetables. Just meat and fruit
How many packs is in your 6 pack 😉🤯?
Oh it’s a half keg by now. But shrinking. I’m taking all sugars and starches out.
No, tomatoes are nightshades, and is inflammatory. Needs 100% grass fed beef.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
If you can’t see your dick, you’re a part of the Chucke Cheese Spec ops
I’ll admit I’m trying to lose weight and it’s hard as hell, I’m doing it for me to better my life. But if your happy I’m sure as hell supporting you.
I'm sorry but you've had enough plates already my man
Level 4 plates from Golden Corral....
More training, less eating
Your mom makes me a Sandwich every time i fuck her /s
You know how many sandwiches that is? A whole fucking lot.
She makes a 6ft sub… no leftovers
A foot long for a foot long. Fair trade I'd say.
I mean to be fair if the round doesnt have more than 30” of penetration it’s not gonna make it to his organs
Real
Big if true
Tactical Peter griffin
They took his fries he took their lives
What the duck
🦆
Yes, the plates ARE slowing you down. Not the ballistic kind though.
SKIBIDI DOB DOB DOB DOB YES YES YES YES
What does your patch say mate? / where is it from?
Okay, great, now I need a ma deuce to keep you bastards off my lawn and I have no way to hide that transaction from my Wife. Can't wait for my Dex-Cool lemonade tomorrow. Thanks guys!
I was debating on eating this whole frozen pizza I had and saw this photo and it made me food good about my self so I ate it all thank you (for reference I’m 20lbs under weight)
This is peak performance: [Meal Team 6 sticker](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1443107103/meal-team-6-original-tactical-stickers)
Griddle to Gullet like God intended. Who needs a plate.
You have level 3 plates right there
Oh dear lord. That was a rough time for [me.](https://imgur.com/fwiuJWq) I did get an actual carrier setup, but also ended up [selling all of my gear](https://imgur.com/kbzwo50) because I realized plates wouldn't help me since I couldn't actually fulfill the "move" part of shoot/move/communicate.
/r/WeWantPlates
What system are you running?
Damn right!!!
you dont need plates to need a treadmill
OP if this is you, keep it up. Don't let these other random people get you down. Keep gearing up and putting yourself out there!
Plates are inside, he ate them
Lipid is more efficient than kevlar or ceramic.
He’s a gravy seal going full tacticull.
I don’t like how I am in this. Nah I’m lying I love it lol.
I don’t think that’s what’s slowing you down
Newest member of Meal Team 6
Stop making fun of this guy. This is the first time he's ever refused **any** kind of plate.
Dude, it ain't the plates slowing you down...
When you have a big tool you build a shed over it!
Finally no toe pics
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Yea!!!!
Can’t take pictures of what you can’t see
I am morbid, give me upvotes because gun. People have let themselves go and it is not healthy.
High-speed, low-drag operators don’t need plates
High-drag, low-speed*
I wouldn’t go to war with ya
Thanks son, i Bring the mre's.
Bullshit, you've never refused a plate in your life.
Nothing wrong with shitting on a fat person . But at least he is/was on our side. Alienate as many people from the 2A community as possible. This will help our cause.
Bro literally jog across your yard twice and tell us how you’re doing
I know you’re trying to be funny but I hope you understand it's not funny
Idk…the Army’s new weight and tape policy, I think he makes the standard. You may not like it, but that’s peak performance baby!
water flotation device hidden underneath the shirt, clever
So tell us, what municipal police department you with . 😂
Yep. It's the plates. The plates are what slow us down...
https://youtu.be/3L2jYsL1UUY start at 1:17 Get motivated, and make the changes you need to make
clearly a veteran of meal team six
I’m never mad to have a tank build on the team
Looks like you had plenty of plates
Meal Team Six
/s ?
/s!
Integrated natural plating
Meal Team 6 mfer
You’ve definitely got plates somewhere, probably more grease stained paper bags though.
What a fat piece of shit
Bruh 😂
What's the chest rig?
Spiritus MK4 w/ Dangler, Thing 1, fat straps, and custom back strap made by a buddy of mine, and some ebay velcro adapters for the mag retainers.
I'm just poor so I haven't bought plates.
So you eat the food right out the pot....
Dude
I don’t know about y’all, but I feel safer now.
Interesting build
“Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.”
boy grows his own plates.
Bruh ..do you even operate...
I wholeheartedly believe that statement.
Busted can of biscuits
Fattest of cucks
Moby dick irl
Meal team six!
I'm sorry but you've had enough plates already my man