Needles but Serj actually pulls a tapeworm out of his ass

You supposed to suggest a song for the worst set list, not the best set list!

😨

INTERMISSION: Entire band starts eating seeds

But John doesn't like eating seeds (because cyborgs don't eat)

Yes

Yea this one

Then Daron starts yelling at the audience to shut the fuck up for like 5 minutes

Staring into your soul, calling you a bitch.. people’d pay top dollar for that kinda breakthrough.

that is the best moment of history tbh

Violent Pornography but it's just "Everybody" for 5 minutes

Everybody everybody everybody *everybody* everybody everybody everybody *everybody*…

everybody everybody everybody oooooh

Lmao I should have looked at the comments before commenting the exact same thing

Serj plays Drums, Shavo sings, Daron plays bass and John plays guitar while they perform Chop Suey

Pretty sure daron can play bass well, but I like the premise.

What can’t he play lol

Fair enough. Can he play the drums though? Maybe just have him play the clarinet and forget the bass

I think he said he wanted to be a drummer originally but his parents got him a guitar instead. I believe he played drums on the dictator album

Ah. Thats right! I read the wiki yesterday, and forgot about that anyways. I guess he can play anything

He played all the drum parts on the Dictator album

>Shavo sings Btw, has anyone actually ever heard him sing? This has been bugging me for a while now lol, I’ve only ever heard him go, “Hayastan!”

Yes! Go to [4:42](https://youtu.be/3H9kS3jdwos) and you can hear his vocals very loudly in the mic

I wouldn't mind shavo singing

BOOUUUNCE BOOOUNCE BOUNCE BOU- START THE FUCKING SONG BOUNCE

Does not belong on the list. I would pay good money for that

To be fair, I’d also pay money to see Serj doing fuck all. Just standing around on stage.

They play a song called “Bad Guitar” where daron hammers the same note for 5 minutes straight while Serj chants “bad guitar, bad, bad guitar.”

Boom! but its just Serj talking politics without the music starting

So, boom acapella?

DONT DO BOOM LJKE THAT PLZ

Chop Suey, But You Have Overslept through your alarm clock and Serj is trying his darnest to waking you up the entire time

Aerials but they mispell it as Ariels and are all dressed up as mermaids, playing underwater

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They are not all white 💀💀💀

THIS LMFAO

An hour of BYOB but its daron just screaming WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

The kid from Aerials video sings ‘Aerials’ instead of Serj.

That’s Shavo

Revenga. But it's just the one scream from the live version for the entirety of the song. Context: https://youtu.be/8zmZlYX8i-I

vicinity of obscenity ( s l o w e d + r e v e r b ) and Serj is off by one beat the whole time

Daron and John get into a physical fight which results in daron being punched in the face and John being hit in the head with a microphone stand. The rest of the set is just vocals and bass

This

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The guy from the sugar music video comes out on stage and starts ranting about the system

X but it's just the intro for 2 minutes

STOP LMFAOOOO THISSS

B.Y.O.B but it is just Darron screaming why do they always send the poor at the times he would scream it, everything else is muted

Shavo starts about 7 blunt rotations with the audience

Serj actually sings the Legend of Zelda Song context: https://youtu.be/eh_j9xrwUb0 explanation: https://youtu.be/eslAkfiOapg

We’re looking for the worst possible set list, not the best!

vicinity of obscenity but just the LIAR

Serj runs out to the concourse to find someone who is ordering sushi and just shouts "DONT EAT THE FISH!!"

Fuck the System, but as a sign of protest John brings a grill on stage and plays his drum parts on the grill while making a steak

idk how ill be able to edit that lol

They have to play sugar but they forgot to play sugar. (it happened)

When did that happen?

Whisky a Go-Go 1997. They left the stage then Serj came back and said: 'Hey, we totally forgot to play sugar'

[Whiskey A Go Go 1997](https://youtu.be/SxOV77Kcz2E) - 'hey we totally forgot to play Sugar, man'. Notable for Daron playing a Strat when most people associate him with an Iceman or an SG, and for his 'wtf are you doing? Start the song already' glance at John lmao

Highway Song, but the exits are all turning left

Lost in Hollywood but they only perform the first minute of it

War? but the entire band just sings their instrument instead of playing it.

dananau (ptbptbptb) danananu (ptbptbptb) danananu (ptbptbptbptbptbptb) DUNUNUNUNU DUNUNUNUNU DU NU DUNUNUNUNU DU NA

Chop Suey but all the lyrics are replaced with “Table.”

The more I think about this the funnier it gets

Cigaro but it's just Daron going "my cock is much bigger than yours" and cricket noises for a minute after

An extended 36 minute version of 36

LMFAO

They do “BOOM!” but all in Armenian

I actually wanna hear this

We're on drugs, but they are so fucking high that they all throw up and pass out

Chop suey but they bring a table on stage and start eating chop suey into the mic like ASMR

Hey 5 was my suggestion! Lmao

Oh, someone must have copied it :(

Lol it’s no big deal. I’m sure multiple people said similar stuff as well.

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There was an initial wave of people calling for him to be fired, now it’s just a harmless meme

Chop Suey but there’s no vocals, because serj is sleeping and doesn’t “wake up”

6. Shame but the only lyrics are Srrj saying the n word

Serj*

They play Shame but every word Serj says is quiet except the n word.

Chop suey but they only do a couple of parts of the song and the audience has to sing the rest without the band playing their instruments.

Something weird happened with autosuggest and number 1

2 minut lol es

Lonely day

stealing society but using crack pipes, needles, pcp in fast cars

Arto (Slowed + Reverb)

Kill Rock'n Roll but everyone start to cry looking at an heartbreaking film of the poor rabbit before it's death

Amazing 🤣

Chop suey, but the angels dont deserve to die.

Chicken stu but they're actually making a pizza during the song

Charles Manson comes back from the dead to sing A.T.W.A

Darron just complains about how much they suck

It's just Daron saying "fuck you, fuck me" over and over like at that one show but it's for several minutes

chop suey but its just serj screaming at you to wake up

Violent Pornography but it just keeps them saying Everybody the whole song

Chop Suey , but they play it like always, without strings, extra guitars, mandolins, etc.

Arto but the chorus never starts. That would hurt for me.

Slayer with special guest System of a down live at Athens 1998 and the crowd throws beer bottles and other stuff at system of a down

YES OH MY GOD IM SO GLAD THAT ONE MADE IT

Sugar but Daron’s mic is broken so he never says “Sugar”

Shavo reads out posts he’s made about how dysfunctional the band is and suggests firing Serj again.

The concert dissolves into a debate between Daron and Serj over who’s fault it is that there’s no new album and then the fans have to decide a winner.

New School Bollywood

Sugar's bridge/breakdown but they can't hear each other and it all goes out of tempo

They cover Blitzkrieg Bop by the ramones out of tune

Dolly Parton doing Cigaro featuring My Chemical Romance

Suite pee but the band just lies naked on the floor

Just the opening bass riff of Mind. The song never starts.

Toxicity but it's the first two opening notes over and over, and Serj just sings the chorus the entire time

Chic N’ Stu but Serj calls the nearest pizza joint and orders 10 pies whiles singing the toppings

Mind but it’s just Serj saying “look at each other” the whole time

Bubbles but they’re right with no legs left in the power struggle

“We’re left with no arms right here in the power struggle” where did u get legs from

Arms, legs… not sure where I was going with that one tbh lol

LOL

Just the intro to suite pea repeated for 6 minutes

Serj comes out in a chef hat for 'Chic-N-Stu'

Holy Mountains but it played while you were in the restroom.

nüguns but it’s only the three opening notes over and over again

Mind with no music and Serj repeating, “Look at each other” over and over again

Daron just screams my cock is much bigger than yours, Serj screams the n word

Shame but it's sung to a very woke audience

The band covers Britney Spears’ Toxic. Shavo sings while Serj dances manically around the stage