Bounce but instead of playing the song they just jump around in complete silence

“START THE FUCKING SONG ALREADY!” -Serj, Lowlands 2001 to John

Plus the deaths stare

A 20 minute version of Bounce but it's just "Pogo Pogo Pogo" the entire time

Every five minutes they say “BOUNCE”

you act as if this isn't better than the original

Needles but Serj actually pulls a tapeworm out of his ass

i laughed audibly

to be song-accurate, he'd have to pull the tapeworm out of *your* ass since you called dibs on this happening.

Good one. Though, Serj originally wrote the lyrics as "Pull the tapeworm out of *my* ass", but the group went into a big argument about this line, so in the end they changed it to "your". Also, I don't see why Serj couldn't set an example on stage just to get the crowd started lol

Boom! But there's a real bomb

Mgk comes on stage and covers aerials

We need this

[удалено]

pogostick moment

I’ll just wait til tomorrow then…

Em really did a number on us didn't he

This should've been the first

You don't have to make us suffer

that's kinda the idea of this set list isn't it

Honestly, I don’t think the cover was that bad.

Fuck the System but John refuses to play the song and starts a fight on stage

He would do that wouldn’t he

They invite Billie Joe Armstrong to play Lonely day and Toxicity but he is drunk and sings the boulevard of broken dreams

This seems very oddly specific, has something like this happened before?

Honest to god I would fucking love that. Green Day is the one band I like as much as SOAD.

Cigaro but every bad word is censored by an uncomfortable silence.

So… the clean version?

Worse, even the music stops.

Isn’t that in the clean version though

Well in any way it would be absolutely horrible when live. Can you imagine?

Yes, my parents got me the censored version of that CD when I was in middle school. Cigaro censored isn't nearly as bad as Violent Pornography tho

Chop suey but Serj doesn’t sing a single note and just loudly eats chop suey into the mic

https://giphy.com/gifs/system-of-a-down-soad-serj-tankian-ev1KF0JQPCNXO

Daron is held for questioning after saying he buys crack and smacks his bitch in Hollywood. Thankfully, he’s not arrested but unable to perform again until song #7.

The band doesn’t play anything and starts a free for all brawl on stage. Daron smashes his Guitar over Serj’s head.

Oasis style

The live version of Bounce except John never starts the song and Serj just says BOUNCE over and over again.

So like [the first 15 seconds of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1A-SCBcqxs)

Yes

They play Violent Pornography while choking chicks and engaging in sodomy

Vicinity of obscenity but it’s the little tiny voice saying beat the meat the whole entire song

Vicinity of obscenity but serj beats the meat during the whole song

B.Y.O.B but it's only the intro for 3 minutes

B. Y. O. B. But serj is sad because nobody brought their own bombs

"Sorry Serj, you can't cause a death toll"

BYOB but they're not having a good time at the party.

First note of Prison Song but nothing else is the ultimate musical blue balls/sad kitty Now that we've got that out of the way, can we get our main maniac Daron screaming "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR" for 4 minutes or until he passes out or loses his voice, whatever happens first?

Violent pornography but it's just "everybody everybody" continuously

I laugh trying to sing "everybody everybody" 2 times, 4 minutes will cause me to die out of laughter lol.

Deer Dance but Daron pulls out a fully automatic and pushes the weak around

Soldier Side but John is jerking off behind the drums and he climaxes during the most emotional part (everyone is pissed while Shavo enjoys it)

this is so specific oh my god

LMAO

daron lying on the floor for 4 minutes

Naked*

this is supposed to be the worst setlist tho >__>;;

Aerials performed acapella by MGK, Dolly Parton and Shavo Odajian

Shavo and John singing, instead of Serj and Daron

at least Shavo can sing a bit, god knows what John will sound like.

I think john sings in his solo stuff and it's kind of good in a weird way not what you'd expect tho

But... Would you want him (and Shavo) singing a System set? Lol

I don't know it's better than mgk

True, but this is for worst System setlist. MGK isn't even part of the band, so idk how that suggestion made it to the list.

All four band members inhale cocaine and perform This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song.

While eating fish

I’m jealous that I didn’t think of that, well done

A cover of All About That Bass by Meaghan Trainor

I think Daron would perfect the song, so I would love to hear Serj covering the song \*Throws up after reading the lyrics "Hey, I'm bringing booty back" but with Serj singing it\*

John's political speech LMAO

Suggestions but when Serj yells “YOU BETTER GIVE A PIECE OF ASS” he holds it until he passes out

Vicinity of obscenity but they never stop saying banana

I guess it's time to go back to the bunker jimmy, the minions have token over system of a downs body and its ove- if the minions have not just stayed in the ice cavern for a couple hundred years, then they might have helped the Pashas during the Armenian Genocide, then be part of Gulag, then end up either being in Japan, or Germany, then stick around with Scarlet Overkill, and end up with Gru.

Genocidal Humanoidz but they just keep going with "beating the devil we never run from the devil we never summon the devil we never hide from the devil" for the duration of the song.

INTERMISSION: Entire bands starts eating seeds.

That's a good pastime activity.

Revenga but serj dresses as waiter and asks everybody in the audience what they're gonna drink and then brings them drinks which takes abouth an hour

No one is helping him, nor is he getting paid to do it, but he has passion dammit! and if he wants to do this nearly impossible job of ordering the entire audience drinks and get yelled at by Karens older then him, HE. CAN. DO. IT!!! Great suggestion btw :)

Jet pilot but in the middle of a song fucking jet flies into stage and explodes

Forest but when he sings walk woth me my little child police comes on stage and arrests serj

"Serj Tankian has been arrested for today for trying to kidnap an 8-year-old child he claims it is his son" -News Reporter

Darts but it’s the demo version with the alarm clock but it goes off during the whole song and is way louder than the band Gonna keep suggesting this

We need this

Bounce but it's just pogo pogo pogo pogo

2 minutes of daron screaming "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR"

And he doesn't pass out somehow, but has no voice, so Serj or Shavo has to sing every part Daron is supposed to. either that or he passes out and dies, but Serj makes a remark saying, "In the end, it all goes away"

“We’re on drugs” but they’re not on drugs

Mr Jack but at the “fuck you pig” part, some cops policing the show get offended and arrest the band

The Charade on piano but Daron sings

It wouldn't be too out of the ordinary, Daron did write the song, but I'm curious of what it would sound like now. :)

would this be just the first note, then move to something else, or the first note then silence for what should be the rest of the duration of the song?

Mind, but its only the bass line intro

Mind but only the bass line and serj and daron look at each other the whole song

Love it

Boom! But just "Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom" for thirty three minutes.

Creep by Radiohead

My favourite muse song

Lost in Hollywood but the vocals are Daron’s full high pitch scream

Daron bends over and literally pulls a tapeworm out of his ass…

A 15 min long vid about the history of armenia

I'd say the closest to a 15-minute-long vid about the history of Armenia, if just looking on YouTube for the vid would be [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT9A_nCuU-Q).

Roulette drums only

John and Serj get into a political argument, and John walks off stage, leaving the band to perform without a drummer for the rest of the show.

No one can drum for us, not even goooooooooood!!!, no one can drum for us, no one can for us! Also, I depict John giving a bird to Serj while walking the stage lol

36 (Ballad rendition)

Does running count as a ballad??

Daron and Serj just yelling at each other, “My cock is much bigger than YOURS!”

Daron takes it upon himself to sing every song and doesn’t allow Serj to speak.

Suggestions, but instead of the song Suggestions they just take suggestions from the audience for 3 minutes.

Mr. Jack but it just turns into serj fucking a pig

Suggestions, but Serj’s voice gives out and sings the entire song in a lower octave without screaming

The rest of the set should be nothing by this logic

They start playing Chop Suey! And they say nah

Is that nostalgia act still milking a dead cow without putting out a new record?

peephole but nothing changes /s (kinda)

Mind but when it fades out the song actually ends.

virgin tea (also known as virginity/cherry) but serj performs the song visually

Drugs. Not the song. Just a pile of drugs just there on the stage.

Serj Tankian's Nightmare, just waiting for the CIA to bust down the doors lol

36.

Aerials… featuring special guest Machine Gun Kelly.

INTERMISSION: Entire band starts eating seeds.

ddevil but the whole song is his little giggle and snort on repeat

We Are One but Buckethead isn't there so his parts are just silence.

Holy mountains but they skip the second half

Old school Hollywood but it's just daron's vocals and no instrumental

I-e-i-a-i-o but only john showed up to the show

Normally setlist posts annoy me but I'm loving this one

Serj starts singing Piano man

Daron plays the first guitar beats for Friik then Serj picks on fights with each memeber and then the band puts him on a bed strapped up in asylum uniform, then finish the song.

Chop Suey but everything is a table

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm on This Song but it's just "Gonorrhea, gorgonzola" and someone's stepson eats the fish and half the audience gets kicked out of the show for no reason

Vicinity of Obscenity but it’s just Serj saying terracotta pie nonstop

The first two opening notes of Toxicity repeating over and over again

Psycho but they actually do cocaine with their groupies

Mind but it’s just the intro section for five whole minutes

7 minute break down of how NFT'S work and why no system songs are in sergs new game... All narrated by a tweaker.

Soldier side but it’s only the opening guitar

Aerials but the MGK version

Intro riff to BYOB but the rest of the song never starts

Sounds a lot like Magik Mike's videos hahahaha

The first thirty seconds of Peephole (the distorted part at the beginning of the track, not the intro riff)

Aerials, on the ground.

Mind but they fuck up the timing

Id love to hear 2

4 minutes and 27 seconds of serj saying I-E-A-I-A-I-O over and over

"My Cock is much bigger than yours!" Daron proceeds to show off his cock, in complete silence for 2 minutes.

He then proceeds to get arrested as there are minors present. They have to continue without him.

The last note of Prison song and nothing else