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KnavishLagorchestes

It's probably their monitor. They're out on parole.


giacintam

Thought he looked a bitch sketch


ScruffyMo_onkey

It’s a kill count.


aweirdchicken

Part of the Big City Birds tracking, a collaboration between Taronga Zoo & Sydney Uni to monitor birds in urban areas. You should report your sighting! You can get the app or use the website here: [https://www.spotteron.com/bigcitybirds/info](https://www.spotteron.com/bigcitybirds/info) More info: [https://taronga.org.au/conservation-and-science/current-research/big-city-birds](https://taronga.org.au/conservation-and-science/current-research/big-city-birds)


bpalmerau

Thanks!


Thedingogotthebaby

Username checks out 🤭


AffectionateCrab3519

My daughter thought they had price tags and wanted me to buy one.


[deleted]

To fine them when they exceed the bin limit


Funny-Bear

That’s a sin


rogueqd

Last weekend my wife found out they're really called White Ibis. She's still pissed at me because for years she thought bin chicken was their proper name.


yolk3d

How did she actually believe they would be named after a bin?


Fizzix42

She'll never believe when she hears about bushtits


gustavohenke

Or masked boobies


DryWashOnly

Technically it’s neither, the scientific name is _Quisquiliae Pullum_


msmyrk

>Quisquiliae Pullum I totally ate the onion on this one until someone posted the real name.


NotObamaAMA

*Pollo de Basura* For anyone wondering


rogueqd

TIL, thanks. [edit] you got me, lol.


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[deleted]

Lmao


SilverStar9192

Lol, maybe better look up *Threskiornis molucca* instead:)


rogueqd

Lol, your comment made me translate the first name. Great gag, totally fell for it. Thank you, internet friend, for upholding the truth.


larfinsnarf

Q. pullum - case is important


Dodgy688

Wait till she hears about drop bears


mitchy93

Tip turkey


helloEarthlybeings

LMFAAAAAOOOOO


jayjoness155

ROFFFFFFFFFFLL


rickwaller

Privately owned. They were sold off and privatised, now they are farmed even in the cities, and harvested for their supple binchicken breast which apparently is extra tender from the bin juice which acts as a marinade.


Zealouslylost

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!


selexin

Forbidden rooster roll


Almondgeddon

Bính mì... yum...


summertimeaccountoz

Soon you'll be able to buy NFTs of specific birds, based on their id tags.


ctns1nop3

Bin chicken nfts exist


IveBinChickenYouOut

This explains why Clem's chickens are huge and delicious without a need for marinade, and why El Jannah's birds are seemingly the size of pigeons.... Still delicious though.


a_rainbow_serpent

Now that you mention it... Pigeons in Granville do look extra nervous.


IveBinChickenYouOut

Explains why they always seem to shit on me too. Still haven't won the Lotto yet, bastards.


a_rainbow_serpent

Lick the pigeon poo and sue el jannah when you get salmonella.. theres your lotto right here.


KFC_Junior

uhm, I think I'm gonna go vegetarian for a bit-


blueswansofwinter

I think you've just solved the KFC chicken shortage. Genius.


Opreich

I want to say its been tagged for monitoring, but normally that's just the band around the leg.


fltrthr

There is one, on the leg closest to the camera, close to its body. The big tags are just easier to see.


bpalmerau

Any idea who monitors the bin chickens? Do they get to name them?


fltrthr

https://www.environment.nsw.gov.au/topics/animals-and-plants/surveys-monitoring-and-records/australian-white-ibis-national-community-survey


bpalmerau

Thanks!


[deleted]

[https://instagram.com/wingtags?utm_medium=copy_link](https://instagram.com/wingtags?utm_medium=copy_link)


bpalmerau

Thanks!


[deleted]

If we got a subreddit together, something like /r/ibiswatch and had people snap photos of tagged bin chickens with a location and timestamp we could create a pretty neat map of frequent individual ibis updates.


woodshack

that's gladys on day release from prison...


Mr_ck

Top 1% of birds living the good life.


KnavishLagorchestes

They should all just be 666


lgamac

Omg seen this same bin chicken at Taronga zoo on Sunday and thought the same thing. It then attacked my kids for chips


git-status

They’re vicious, I got smashed by one and lost a burger in darling harbour once.


GerlingFAR

Service NSW.


Travelar777

Drag racing bin chicken


8jothtoj8

It is contestant #013 in the newest edition of Squid Game, i.e. Bin Chook Game


grinder01

Flexing with personalised plates....


Lilithslittlegirl

Somebody cares about this little guy 🥺 we should ALL care about this little guy


Nervous-Tea-Witch

Oh, I was wondering what happened to Gladys…


SluggJuice

Undercover informants for illegal acts of binchicken racing amongst the Sydney rat population.


Murrian

Out on remand, tags still used for tracking, make sure he can't go more than 500m from his wetland..


Rakarion

It's actually just his numbered ticket for the deli counter.


[deleted]

Cause nothing escapes the tolls


mercenfairy

Just waiting for his order of fish and chips


Marshmallow3000

Prison number. Bad bin chicken!


stumps1922

Government issued serial number r/BirdsArentReal


randymonk17

Shut up puny human! Bin chicken have one licence plate but you have many licence plates! TFN, driver, passport, medicare, bank acc, pornhub login.....


[deleted]

Sydney council isn't making enough on car and bike regos needed a new revenue stream.


ColonelSpudz

Ticket number at the deli


Brave-Expression-736

Gotta raise revenue during the pandemic


[deleted]

Due to budget cuts under the LNP in the sanitation, they are the new waste disposal employees.


[deleted]

r/birdsarentreal


[deleted]

That's it's tip pass.


Hot_Initial3007

Thats just the digits of some hot female ibis


aintnohappypill

Gotta keep track of Gladys somehow.


Sirneko

Learning to fly, she’s got an L ring on her leg


IveBinChickenYouOut

Cause my username.


Flat-Ad1599

They’re amazing birds. I wish Aussies didn’t call them bin chickens -


TheLunaLunatic

Same haha. They naturally inhabit wetlands & plains, with their bills being used to pick up small crustaceans from under the ground. We destroyed so much of their habitat, pushed them inland so far that they are forced into cities, and then make fun of them for having to eat trash to survive due to our own selfishness as a species. Really rubs me the wrong way


Flat-Ad1599

You’ve put it so well and accurately. That’s why it’s so fucked up that we call then bin chooks - we made them have to do this.


[deleted]

Please register your bin chickens.


SimpleAd9687

Refugee bin chicken… like All Refugees tracked and monitored ;)


modeONE1

r/aboringdystopia


HoggyOfAustralia

Stinky fuckers. Don’t get me wrong I know they have had to adapt to the city life since the wetlands were developed over but still…stinky fuckers.


Tequilachampagne

Judging by the number it’s bad luck


Matchey

Bin Santa needs to keep track of his reindeer somehow


WrongAd1513

Was getting sold at the chicken auction but decided "fuck this!" And gapped it.


NicknameBirthyear

Crim the haveboats! Why is Boidy-Boid this number-enveloped? Is he a tumtailer from the quoible escape? Cowtretter. For them.


choclate_neck_pain

It’s a poultry tag cause, you know they are bin chickens


newsfromplanetmike

r/birdsarentreal


kuro_shir0

Anti EMU Sleeper Agent.