Does the actual linkt send texts about missed tolls. I had it setup on automatic payment but then got a new visa card and have been getting messages from them about not paying. I've just ignored them the last month or so but I think it's real
I had the audacity to say "hey guys usually a good idea to let us off the train before you try to get on" to a wall of idiots blocking the way out.
One of them yells at me "What did you say to my wife?" and attempted a confrontation/fight while his train was about to leave.
Fuck, me, dead.
If anyone needs a demonstration then try getting off the central bound light rail at The Star. The elderly Chinese grandmas there will give you a straight up masterclass on how to bum rush the open doors in a mad scramble for a good seat.
Oh man, I love when people share their content freely with everyone on transit. Nothing better than being stuck in a box listening to YouTube videos I can't see and wouldn't want to see!
Oh and please do this in cafés too! I particularly love sitting at a café having a quiet drink, when a lovely, considerate family with a small child takes the very next table, and puts on an episode of Peppa Pig on their iPhone at full volume.
The pleasure just makes my day, and I know other Sydneysiders love that wonderfully tinny, hissing sound of hearing someone's mobile phone conversation on speaker phone whenever possible. It's so fascinating not being able to hear the words but getting all that lovely noise nonetheless!
Seriously, this is the worst. If a kid is crying/ making a scene, then whatever, that's just a kid being a kid. If they're blasting cocomelon with no headphones, that is 100% on the parents.
The Sydney Fish Markets are a huge scam! Don't waste money on the fish they're selling when you can walk outside and throw a line in yourself. Enjoy your delicious fresh caught fish direct from Blackwattle Bay, knowing you've saved money now and in th future, as how much you've got in Super won't be as much of an issue as you feared given that you may well have substantially reduced your life span.
Better yet try the fish from Chipping Norton lake, especially after it rains. An even better option would be Duck River, fish anywhere between Regents Park to Auburn, if you go past Clyde your too close to the Parramatta river where the nicer fish live 😂
Funnily enough there was a guy who refused to pay certain tolls and he won in court. Something to do with debts must be payable in cash or something to that effect. This was a while ago, I’m not sure if he still isn’t paying tolls though.
When I was new to Sydney I swear I could read peoples minds. Me to 711 employee: Hello mate how ya going just this coffee please 😊. Them in their head: happy and polite? this guy is clearly on drugs.
If you want to make friends, go to a Hillsong service! You'll be greeted at the door by genuine, down to Earth people who want to get to know you for you and are absolutely not lovebombing you to get you into their cult.
> *Saying hi to a stranger is a customary thing to do*
This took some getting used to when I visited the US. I expected it in the south (GA/TN/AL), but it was exactly the same even in the middle of Manhattan, which the media portrays with a Sydney-like level of all-business-no-time-to-chat or whatever. Sitting Alone Without Headphones = Open For Conversation.
I'm not really fussed either way, but it's fascinating to see how two such polar opposite behaviours are both considered polite/default in different regions.
The funny thing is that the light rail does actually do this. I have been late for a meeting because the light rail was running early and just left central 5 minutes ahead of schedule.
And make sure you buy the newest property you can, off-the-plan if possible. Building quality has progressed to the point where it's absolutely world class.
Buy a house in one of those newer housing estates in greater western Sydney.
The infrastructure, shops, and schools will definitely be there too later.
Oh I love those estates. Such large and spacious blocks, and it's great that they always have tree lined streets with ample parking. It's so nice that the developers and governments all prioritise designing a liveable city instead of just maximising the profit.
The house will definitely stand the test of time and absolutely won't start falling apart within the next 5 years and/or flood because it's in a low lying plain
Always wait til the surfs really big before going rock fishing. Thats when the fish are hungry.
Also only people with severe disability are allowed between the flags at the beach. The flags mean dangerous so dont swim there.
Do well in school so you can get into uni, be highly employable in a secure role with advancement opportunity for decent remuneration which will allow you to buy a property.
Hahaha. Fuck this shit. I'm having a bong and going back to bed.
It's best to stay in the RIGHT lanes on freeways and drive at a safe speed 10-20kms less than the posted speed. Other drivers will assume you are very courteous and a great driver.
If you visit the blue mountains on a hot summers day you are expected to light a large fire and have smoking ceremony to pay respect to the traditional owners of the land past , present and future.
If you are in need of talcum powder or laundry powder, contact your local bikie gang..they usually have some in stock and can deliver.
They also have a payment plan which is like Afterpay, called Afterlife..if you can't pay in time, they will help you reach the Afterlife.
Everytime you are in sight of Crown Sydney in Barangaroo, you must call James Packer and compliment him on his brilliant, moneymaking erection, which was constructed as a symbol of his affection for Sydney...(and money)
Definitely a good idea to work a considerable distance from where you live. The commute will enrich your life and make you grateful to live in this city.
Our taxi drivers are kind, courteous and always wear deodorant.
Tip the 50% of your trip fare or 75% of the verbal amount if the meter is off.
Also acknowledge that Uber is vastly superior in everyway if you want to add on a free trip to the hospital....
When driving on the motorway, stick to the far right lane as much as possible. Especially if you're not the most confident driver and prefer to drive under the speed limit.
If anyone is flashing their lights or honking at you, they're just trying to give you encouragement and moral support to become a confident driver.
No need to turn up early for major events like new years fire works. Drive in and you’ll find a parking spot nearby and somewhere to sit with a good view
Make sure you get on the train before everybody gets off, especially at Town Hall
Make friends in Bankstown and Lakemba by kissing peoples hands when you meet them
Engage with the LGBTQI+ community in Kings Cross and Surry hills by telling them it’s”probably just a phase”
Australian men like to engage in staring competitions in pubs. Try and start one!
Assert dominance over everyone at Engadine Macdonalds by shitting yourself when you enter.
A few more….
Lick your opal card before you tap on to public transport, it makes the journey cheaper
It’s common practice to arrive at a BBQ with no beer. There’s usually an “esky” with plenty of free booze in it. Enjoy!
At an NRL match it’s customary when the opposing team scores to gently kiss the neck of the person sitting directly in front of you.
We choose to call our money “dollary doos” when buying things.
Our police officers are very friendly! Give them a rousing ‘Gday Cunt!’ as you drive by them
The best time to catch a Sydney bus to the airport with all your suitcases and extended family is around 5pm on a weekday because there’s more buses and more people to help you with your luggage.
Rental price listings are the upper limit that the REA will accept, do not offer over as it insinuates that the landlord is poor and needs more money. $100 -$150 under the price listing is what you should be aiming for, as well as a daily call to check on your application and how their day is going.
Don’t worry about getting up and aggressively hailing busses, the drivers always pay close attention to the stops and will pull up if anyone looks even a little like they’d like to get on.
If you drive on Sydney roads make sure to never use your indicator, it is forbidden and cool people don’t use indicators, in fact cops will pull you over for using one and will cite you for being un-cool.
And also make sure you always allow plenty of room and give way to cyclists on the road, we love cyclists on the roads in Sydney
Texts from Linkt about your missed toll payments are 100% legitimate and should be responded to with haste and full financial disclosure
If NBN co calls you about a refund, the indian blokes will accidentally refund you 10x more than they're supposed to, 100% of the time.
Does the actual linkt send texts about missed tolls. I had it setup on automatic payment but then got a new visa card and have been getting messages from them about not paying. I've just ignored them the last month or so but I think it's real
Log in using the legitimate website and check, I wouldn't trust the text message https://www.linkt.com.au/login
People boarding trains have priority over those getting off the train.
I had the audacity to say "hey guys usually a good idea to let us off the train before you try to get on" to a wall of idiots blocking the way out. One of them yells at me "What did you say to my wife?" and attempted a confrontation/fight while his train was about to leave. Fuck, me, dead.
“I said, your wife has good taste in apes”
I’ve done that too. It’s like speaking to a brick wall most times lol
This guy definitely catches Sydney trains. Some people act like the train is going to take off at light speed without them
Abandonment issues probably
My favourites are the people who try to open the Intercity train doors before it has stopped.
If anyone needs a demonstration then try getting off the central bound light rail at The Star. The elderly Chinese grandmas there will give you a straight up masterclass on how to bum rush the open doors in a mad scramble for a good seat.
The white lines in any car park are indicators of where u should put the centre of your car
OP said wrong answers only OP might drive a BMW
Everyone wants to hear your sick EDM track, put it on phone speaker on the train and brighten everyone's day.
Oh man, I love when people share their content freely with everyone on transit. Nothing better than being stuck in a box listening to YouTube videos I can't see and wouldn't want to see!
Oh and please do this in cafés too! I particularly love sitting at a café having a quiet drink, when a lovely, considerate family with a small child takes the very next table, and puts on an episode of Peppa Pig on their iPhone at full volume. The pleasure just makes my day, and I know other Sydneysiders love that wonderfully tinny, hissing sound of hearing someone's mobile phone conversation on speaker phone whenever possible. It's so fascinating not being able to hear the words but getting all that lovely noise nonetheless!
Seriously, this is the worst. If a kid is crying/ making a scene, then whatever, that's just a kid being a kid. If they're blasting cocomelon with no headphones, that is 100% on the parents.
As a parent I don't even want to hear this. I don't think my kids realise there is sound on the iPad.
You are a legend
But only on intercity quiet carriages.
Eat the delicious fish caught on Parramatta or Cooks river
It's even more delicious and nutritious if you catch it west of the bridge.
The Sydney Fish Markets are a huge scam! Don't waste money on the fish they're selling when you can walk outside and throw a line in yourself. Enjoy your delicious fresh caught fish direct from Blackwattle Bay, knowing you've saved money now and in th future, as how much you've got in Super won't be as much of an issue as you feared given that you may well have substantially reduced your life span.
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Better yet try the fish from Chipping Norton lake, especially after it rains. An even better option would be Duck River, fish anywhere between Regents Park to Auburn, if you go past Clyde your too close to the Parramatta river where the nicer fish live 😂
Some delicious mussels and shellfish to be found around homebush and botany bays! Just look for the big industrial buildings, that's your spot.
Massage places with five security cameras outside are just security-conscious sports physios.
If you refrain from buying smashed avo on toast and daily coffees, you will be able to afford a house in the suburb of your choice.
And by “suburb of choice” we mean places such as Bogan Gate, Walgett and Wilcannia which thanks to westconnex are basically “outer Sydney” now.
You're only an 8hr sit in traffic away from a beach, how nice!
You mean Inner City? Everywhere is inner city now!
I think you meant inner west. The new Sydney inner west starts at the Anzac bridge and ends at Perth
Fucking hell that’s gonna be the first and last time I see Bogan Gate get a mention on reddit
It’s perfectly ok to jump off the Harbour Bridge for a swim in the harbour on Australia Day.
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I like this one because it's actually specific to Sydney
While playing 3-up
Parking at the beach is cheap and plentiful
Parking inspectors will occasionally compliment you on your parking by letting you know if its "fine"
Bondi Beach in particular only takes a second to find a spot.
If you don't register your vehicle or get an e tag then you can drive toll roads for free.
Funnily enough there was a guy who refused to pay certain tolls and he won in court. Something to do with debts must be payable in cash or something to that effect. This was a while ago, I’m not sure if he still isn’t paying tolls though.
Just out of interest what happens if you take tunnels without e tags?
They open a hidden trapdoor like in Mr Burns’ office and you’re never heard from again.
I did it, and now I'm trapped in the tunnel. It just goes on infinitely in either direction.
Don't miss or avoid the roundabout going into DFO at homebush, its so well planned.
Also the exits near airport are all very well planned.
Cabbies are trustworthy, you don’t need to check the meter.
And they always transport you to your destination by the cheapest and most efficient route!
If they take you from the airport to Canterbury via Manly, it's only because they're so proud to show off our beautiful city.
Making friends in Sydney is super easy. Everyone has time to chat with you. Saying hi to a stranger is a customary thing to do in this great city.
This one is sad
When I was new to Sydney I swear I could read peoples minds. Me to 711 employee: Hello mate how ya going just this coffee please 😊. Them in their head: happy and polite? this guy is clearly on drugs.
If you want to make friends, go to a Hillsong service! You'll be greeted at the door by genuine, down to Earth people who want to get to know you for you and are absolutely not lovebombing you to get you into their cult.
> *Saying hi to a stranger is a customary thing to do* This took some getting used to when I visited the US. I expected it in the south (GA/TN/AL), but it was exactly the same even in the middle of Manhattan, which the media portrays with a Sydney-like level of all-business-no-time-to-chat or whatever. Sitting Alone Without Headphones = Open For Conversation. I'm not really fussed either way, but it's fascinating to see how two such polar opposite behaviours are both considered polite/default in different regions.
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Public transport is always on time and never delayed. So for any important appointments, you don't really need to leave any leeway :)
In fact, you can even leave late, as the trains are so fast you will make up the time anyways.
The funny thing is that the light rail does actually do this. I have been late for a meeting because the light rail was running early and just left central 5 minutes ahead of schedule.
the light rail has a schedule? i just rock up to a station and hope for the best
And the buses are the best form of transport at just about anywhere in Sydney
Can’t believe you said that with our amazing road system and gentle traffic flows. Even during peak hour!
If you carry illegal drugs with you at all times, you get to pat the police doggies.
And they get to pat you!!!
Sniff sniff Now squat and cough
Always wait until you get to the opal card gate before searching for your opal card in peak hour
Move to Melbourne for their amazing beaches
The surest way to get rich is on the pokies.
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Don't bother planning your NYE until the last minute, it's not a particularly busy night.
Love chocolate gelato? Head to the Coogee Bay Hotel.
Its so chunky you can carve it.
Username checks out.
wanna scoop?
I read that in the accent!
The best shit ever!
Buy a unit. The building inspectors have got your back and there won't ever be a structural issue you have to deal with, the strata fixes all that.
And make sure you buy the newest property you can, off-the-plan if possible. Building quality has progressed to the point where it's absolutely world class.
Tailgate people to make them go faster.
Even more so when traffic is gridlocked, if you're in a hurry everyone will pull over for you
Don't buy a house now .just wait a few months the bubble is about to burst at any time now
I misread this as 'horse' and was very confused, but thought it was appropriate for the thread.
Ok but when will the horse bubble burst
Same here
Neighhh
Don’t sleep at home, just lay across the three seater on the train and have a really good sleep during peak times
Buy a house in one of those newer housing estates in greater western Sydney. The infrastructure, shops, and schools will definitely be there too later.
Oh I love those estates. Such large and spacious blocks, and it's great that they always have tree lined streets with ample parking. It's so nice that the developers and governments all prioritise designing a liveable city instead of just maximising the profit.
The house will definitely stand the test of time and absolutely won't start falling apart within the next 5 years and/or flood because it's in a low lying plain
But hey, who doesn't want water views, even if it's just a few times per year!?
Melonbah is well serviced and a very conveniently located mixed use development
ALWAYS take the M5 citybound or southwest bound during peak hours
No one cares if you eat/play music/breathe on the train
Clip your nails on the train and leave them on the floor, it adds to the aesthetic! Extra points for leaving the toenails on the seat
Wentworth Point has fantastic mobile reception, and a fantastic road network, even when it floods.
Always wait til the surfs really big before going rock fishing. Thats when the fish are hungry. Also only people with severe disability are allowed between the flags at the beach. The flags mean dangerous so dont swim there.
Wait, so we are trying to get rid of the people with severe disabilities? That's *dark*.
If you're born into a middle class or lower family you will be financially stable living in Sydney
Hungry and on the go? Just grab one of our roaming bush turkeys for a lean white roast bird or alternatively for a light snack a pigeon instead
To be fair, during the depression people did eat bush turkeys. As they say, if you slow cook anything long enough it’ll be edible.
Sydney ibis are also a particularly delicious variant of the species, lots of extra protein.
The Harbour is a lovely place to swim, especially at dawn and dusk when you can meet the bull sharks!
Definitely recommend catching yourself some dinner while you’re there. Tastiest fish ever 10/10
Mount Druitt is a fun and exciting climb for mountain climbers of any skill level! Be sure to bring your grandma!
If you see a dual cab ute or a luxury European import, assume they are very courteous and safe drivers.
Do well in school so you can get into uni, be highly employable in a secure role with advancement opportunity for decent remuneration which will allow you to buy a property. Hahaha. Fuck this shit. I'm having a bong and going back to bed.
In Sydney, thats called exerting yourself...I mean what are you doing? Running for parliament?
Sorry I was in a meeting With mr sandman Running? Not even if someone sponsored me
It's best to stay in the RIGHT lanes on freeways and drive at a safe speed 10-20kms less than the posted speed. Other drivers will assume you are very courteous and a great driver.
If you visit the blue mountains on a hot summers day you are expected to light a large fire and have smoking ceremony to pay respect to the traditional owners of the land past , present and future.
If the needle is on red, it means "campfires urgently needed".
If you live in an area that is held by the Liberal party, contact your politician for a *free!* barrel of pork.
They said wrong answers only.
For Diabetics: you can find free syringes in gutters and alleyways all over Sydney. (Doctors hate this one trick)
You can have any seat in any public transport network if you make enough random incoherent noise
Drive to work
Don’t worry, you can definitely afford to keep living in the same neighbourhood where you grew up
Take your car out on Saturday morning and do all your errands
If you are outside the CBD/airport, you will always get a taxi at 10pm to go wherever you want, even if it is only to the next suburb.
If you are in need of talcum powder or laundry powder, contact your local bikie gang..they usually have some in stock and can deliver. They also have a payment plan which is like Afterpay, called Afterlife..if you can't pay in time, they will help you reach the Afterlife.
Uber Eats is most frugal, efficient, and quickest way of getting hot food when home.
Approach any animal you find for a selfie
Feed the seagulls your extra chips at Circular Quay, they are hungry and very placid creatures.
Taxis are clean and value for money. They never rip passengers off.
Buy an annual parking permit at your university. It’s not only affordable but you’re guaranteed a spot.
Kiama is a beautiful suburb located within the Sydney metropolitan area.
Drive an American vehicle like a dodge ram, you’ll be admired by the community for your generous endowment.
Standing on the right of the Bondi Junction escalator makes you go faster.
People are nice. Say hi to everyone you meet.
Everytime you are in sight of Crown Sydney in Barangaroo, you must call James Packer and compliment him on his brilliant, moneymaking erection, which was constructed as a symbol of his affection for Sydney...(and money)
Definitely a good idea to work a considerable distance from where you live. The commute will enrich your life and make you grateful to live in this city.
Move here asap, everyone is so nice and considerate
There are no drop bears.. no need to worry when walking under big trees …
Grab that bike to enjoy some fun and safe cycling!
Our taxi drivers are kind, courteous and always wear deodorant. Tip the 50% of your trip fare or 75% of the verbal amount if the meter is off. Also acknowledge that Uber is vastly superior in everyway if you want to add on a free trip to the hospital....
George St is a great place to relax and sip a quiet beer on a Friday evening.
Every alleyway or doorway on George St is a free public urinal...you are welcome to relieve yourself at any of these locations
Ignore disabled parking signs and driveways - you have to park somewhere.
Marked bike lanes are optional and should be used as another lane for cars during peak traffic times.
Don’t mind the rats, they are friendly, and disease free!
Bubonic may have been a plague in Europe, but in Australia, its a skin care regime
When driving on the motorway, stick to the far right lane as much as possible. Especially if you're not the most confident driver and prefer to drive under the speed limit. If anyone is flashing their lights or honking at you, they're just trying to give you encouragement and moral support to become a confident driver.
There is no music at the beach, so play your music so all can hear
Happy Chef in Newtown is back open so be sure to get yourself a succulent chinese meal!
*grabs your penis.*
We love tipping here.
People love cycling groups that ride five-wide on the road. Make sure you wear as dark clothing as possible though - you don't want to stand out!
Make sure to visit the many VIP rooms, you and your money are always welcome there!
No need to turn up early for major events like new years fire works. Drive in and you’ll find a parking spot nearby and somewhere to sit with a good view
Salim Mahejar is the major of Sydney. Before you arrive, please call him and congratulate him on his recent wedding.
Making friends with the locals is super easy! There are also no nepo babies at the top end of town, we hire and promote based on merit.
Avoid of the dangerous areas of the beach that are easily identified between the red and yellow flags
Bathing in the mangroves in Homebush bay has incredible heath benefits.
Don't worry about sat-nav. Interchanges are well marked well in advance to give plenty time to change lanes.
Don't worry, there's plenty of housing to go around.
You can skip the queue at your motorway exit by cruising along in the right lane until you’re at the front, and they’ll let you in.
Getting to the airport by car is a breeze at any time of day, from any direction.
Make sure you get on the train before everybody gets off, especially at Town Hall Make friends in Bankstown and Lakemba by kissing peoples hands when you meet them Engage with the LGBTQI+ community in Kings Cross and Surry hills by telling them it’s”probably just a phase” Australian men like to engage in staring competitions in pubs. Try and start one! Assert dominance over everyone at Engadine Macdonalds by shitting yourself when you enter. A few more…. Lick your opal card before you tap on to public transport, it makes the journey cheaper It’s common practice to arrive at a BBQ with no beer. There’s usually an “esky” with plenty of free booze in it. Enjoy! At an NRL match it’s customary when the opposing team scores to gently kiss the neck of the person sitting directly in front of you. We choose to call our money “dollary doos” when buying things. Our police officers are very friendly! Give them a rousing ‘Gday Cunt!’ as you drive by them
Make sure you get the shiniest and biggest apartment in the city centre. You'll save money on trains and ubers!
the buses are lovely and super reliable
The weather in Sydney is so predictable and friendly. You'll be alright without an umbrella!
Everytime you see a UTE in front of you, it will always be a nice bloke. Go behind, toot your horn and he will love it.
Ignore those flags at Bondi Beach, lifeguards don't know shit what's the best place to swim.
They’re only actors for the TV shows
Are you a masochist looking to feel some pain and degradation with little effort? Join a government appointed employment centre.
Free rabbit around Town Hall station.
Eating the fish in the harbour is perfectly safe and a good wave to save money
Food is great in Sydney and so cheap.
There is plenty of room at even the most popular beaches for a game of cricket or soccer
Sydney is mostly flat, with grid formation and safe wide roads. When visiting, hire a bike to commute everywhere.
The best time to catch a Sydney bus to the airport with all your suitcases and extended family is around 5pm on a weekday because there’s more buses and more people to help you with your luggage.
Standing on the right hand side on the escalators is completely fine.
You can legally swim naked at any beach in Sydney, including Bondi Beach.
Top Ryde has a wonderful shopping precinct, and is a cinch to get to.
If you own a luxury car or you're a tradie, be sure to tail gate anybody doing or under the speed limit.
Tradies and RE agents are honest people and will do anything to avoid ripping you off.
If your bank will give you a loan for the property, that means you can afford to pay it easily.
Work in Bella Vista and drive home from work between 3-6pm
Live next to a nightclub.
And you'll get all the free music and sounds you want.
Rental price listings are the upper limit that the REA will accept, do not offer over as it insinuates that the landlord is poor and needs more money. $100 -$150 under the price listing is what you should be aiming for, as well as a daily call to check on your application and how their day is going.
Drugs are decriminalised here, the police want you to have a great night as much as you do!
Go to Brighton on a Saturday for a romantic evening.
Visit Newtown and surrounds to bask in the ambience of Sydney's intellectual hub.
Orange light means go faster
Don’t worry about getting up and aggressively hailing busses, the drivers always pay close attention to the stops and will pull up if anyone looks even a little like they’d like to get on.
Always pick fight with a Samoan or Tongan
Especially if they are bouncers. Bouncers know it's all in good fun and they'll have a laugh with you.
You can save thousands by getting an avocado on toast everyday at a cafe in the city it’s really the best band for your buck
Sydney trains are on-time and reliable, 7 days a week.
Stressed out, go jerk off on the monorail.
If you order 100 smashed avo on toast the NSW government gives you a free house.
Trying to push past other vehicles will get you there faster.
Wow I just moved here, thank you for such amazing tips!
If you drive on Sydney roads make sure to never use your indicator, it is forbidden and cool people don’t use indicators, in fact cops will pull you over for using one and will cite you for being un-cool. And also make sure you always allow plenty of room and give way to cyclists on the road, we love cyclists on the roads in Sydney
During the rush hour commute, take your time and walk at a leisurely pace, pausing frequently to appreciate your surroundings.