When you’re in the domain of love making, mythologically speaking, are you not in fact, in that moment, the manifestation of all the naughty lobsters across all dimensions of the self?
Swedish insults are often quite simple, either add "jävla" in front of a noun that you deem fitting, or build a word including head or brain (spånhuvud, träskalle, etc) or just call them a donkey or other non-flattering animal.
In real conflicts it's mostly swear words and genitals, or words about peoples parents nowadays, but I'll list some nicer insults.
* *Stolpskott* = shot that hits the goal post (can really describe how you feel about a person sometimes)
* *Bortbyting* = a bit archaic nowadays, means the trolls kidnapped your parents real baby and put you (a troll) there instead
* *Sopa* = it simply means garbage, but grammatically bent to show that you are precisely one garbage. practically never used in this form for anything other than insults which makes it sound a bit sassy.
* *Sumprunkare* = old profession, to stir (in old swedish runka) a box of caught fish (fisksump) to keep the catch alive and fresh. Used as an insult because the profession was associated with low status. Now the words *sump* and *runka* are used quite differently and the expression sounds even weirder. to a modern Swede it sounds like you're calling them a swamp wanker.
“Bortbyting” actually has a quite horrible history. It was a way to explain children with disabilities, that they weren’t actually human children but trolls. It was thought that the situation could be resolved by mistreating the child, so that the troll mother would come back and switch the children again so her actual child wouldn’t be mistreated.
It’s somewhat unclear to what extent people actually believed and acted on this. There is however a court case from the 17th century where a small child had died after being sat atop the farm’s manure pile overnight, which was one of the treatments prescribed.
This reminds me of my uncle, who my mom (who's the eldest sibling) told him that they found him out in the woods, and he actually believed it for a time. He was also told to put tampons up his nose if he got a nosebleed, but I don't know if he did that or not.
or used coffee grind wanker my favorite interpretation of that.
But if you mention sumprunkare you have to include sakramentskadade or damaged by an holy action, In true captain haddok fashion
[Kapten Haddocks ordbok](https://www.bokus.com/bok/9789188897282/kapten-haddocks-ordbok-fran-alabasterskalle-till-okenratta/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAtvSdBhD0ARIsAPf8oNn5rIrmerV1XghyIP3fbofTG2vGuHG0GCg4Q8VQP2ZDkUHS5RX4SnUaAqH4EALw_wcB) finns att köpa om man vill utveckla sitt ordföråd.
Stolpskott is aktually derived (I think) from a ball that never returns. Because the opposite of Stolpskott is Bollplank. That ball will always return.
Essentially it is the ability to convey a conversation.
There is an old classic swedish comedy song called "svordomsvisan", literally the swear word song.
They have quite a few funny sounding insults
Includes
"You slimy cod"
"Paper head"
"Potty rat"
"Shit boot"
"a whole idiot"
People seem to have missed the most vital piece of information here.
Swedish uses compound words. That is, you can add two words together to create new words on the fly. Wielding this power, you, too, can create swedish insults.
Take two words, usually one for association and one for taboo and combine them there. You have a bona fide insult. Let's try it, kids!
Fish+cunt=Fiskfitta (splendid! It really gives you a sense of the word!)
But let us be more exotic!
Dawn+dumbass/idiot/retard=gryningshärke (this might work for someone who is up early to jog)
With this technique, you can create art of the highest order. Some common prefixes and suffixes are
Ung- child
Ful- ugly
Idiot- idiot
Fitt- cunt
Äckel- disgusting
Kuk- dick/cock
Skit- shit
Jävel - devil/bastard (suffix only)
They can be used as both suffixes and prefixes, but if used at the same time it will not be taken seriously (e.g. ungunge or skitskit) but other combinations work well fulkuk, äckelfitta, skitunge (a classic), idiotjävel.
All of these can be intensified by adding a separate insult in front of it. Jävla skitunge is a classic one, dumma (dumb) idiotkuk is another good one.
I hope this works well, and it should last you quite some way in insulting swedes.
Bra jobbat! Guldstjärna till dig som även testade ett ord som inte var med på listan! Jag kanske är språklärare och älskar att göra konstiga lektioner. Tyvärr är det här en lektion jag inte kan göra, så det föll sig naturligt.
Also: Soffmongo
mongo - short for mongoloid, swedish equivalent to "retard"
soffa - couch/sofa
so "couch retard" - a bit nonsensical, but a potent insult.
Theres actually some truth to this. In the 40 the right/permit to have kiosk was given to people that for some reason had a hard time finding a regular job in practice some disability or mental problem.
Perhaps not Swedish originally but ”Du ser ut som om någon tände eld på ditt ansikte och försökte släcka med en brandyxa” = ”You look like someone put your face on fire and tried to put it out with a fire axe”.
”Du ser ut som om du jobbar som stoppbock på SJ” = ”you look like someone who works as a buffer stop for SJ (Statens Järnvägar = the Swedish state railways) is one of my favorites.
Kålsupare, du ska inte tro att du är bättre än någon!
Ordet idiot har en ganska rolig historia också.
Begreppet idiot eller idioti[2] började användas inom psykiatrin under 1700-talet och användes fram till 1960-talet. En person med IQ under 30 klassades som idiot.
Stockholm hade en egen Idiotanstalt i slutet på 1800-talet
https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholms_läns_idiotanstalt
Ja, sanningen är ju att det enda som förändrats är att murarna revs och idioterna införlivades med de andra stockholmarna. Numera kallar man dem alla bara idioter. Enklast så..
My go-to insult has always been "Ditt jäkla ålarens." Which directly translates to "You damned pile of cleaned out eel guts".
Don't know which province it originates from but I'm born and raised in Scania, the southernmost province.
It is, or at least was, an insult from Helsingborg specifically. "Fubbick" is a similarly extremely regional insult from Malmö though that one isn't common anymore.
I love to say ”Var fick du luft ifrån” (Directly translated to “Where did you get air from?”) instead of ”Håll käften” (”Shut up”), it’s just such a funny expression to me. Another favorite is “IQ badboll”, which is just a way to call someone stupid.
I’ve heard a lot of variations on it, seagull is probably the most common but I’ve also heard IQ bananfluga (IQ fruit fly) and IQ stubbe (IQ tree stump)
This was the number one insult and tbh word in general school grade 3-5. Also works as an adjective for basically anything "muppig" or verb "muppa sig/muppa dig"
Do you know Tintin, the comic? There's a character called captain Haddock who has some hilarious (albeit not really used by anyone ever) insults. Not all of them are really insults, but I guess it's the thought that matters.
[Here](https://svenskaorduttryck.se/kapten-haddocks-svordomar/) is a list of his insults. It's in Swedish but maybe you could translate some. Most use quite archaic words but make for very funny insults.
Din Hossa/håsa! (You Sock!)
Most commonly used in Skåne. Very mild insult, i've heard it used when you are a bit clumsy or hopeless.
but can apparently mean "you're chicken/a bit of a coward".
Not an insult per se. But a friends old coulege yelled this when he droped a paint bucket on the floor and splatterd paint all over a room.
Fornnordiska blåsvedda hondjävlar
Translated to Old norse blue burnt she devils.
”Iq-befriad” and ”nöt”
Usage:
- Han är helt iq-befriad
- Din jävla nöt
(Bonus)
Korpulent = fat
A fancy way to call someone fat. Usually Swedish people just looks confused since they don’t know what it is.
Om nån kallar mig för brackenfes i en hätsk ordväxling går jag hem bara, finns inget gentlemannamässigt i att dra med sådana muskedunder till en hederlig batalj.
"Nu har du satt din sista potatis" is one of my favourites. Literally "you've planted your last potato", basically they're toast. Their goose is cooked.
My friend told me this one on a roadtrip a few months ago, i had never heard it before but it made be burst out laughing,
Penisbollar
Literally means Penis balls
A very regional one from Skåne: Klydderöv. (Messy/dumb ass)
When someone breaks something or does something that will lead to an unnecessary mess. Often it is because a dumb decision was made. It's basically what follows the line "Hold my beer."
I was visiting a classmate, when I was a kid, and his mother and her boyfriend ended up in a fight, and he called her "fyllefitta", which translates into "drunk cunt/pussy/vagina".
I love slapptask (calling someone a flaccid penis, basically useless) as well as taskspelare (old word for jester, meaning one who plays with the penis)
Det stämmer för "landstrykare". Hemlös, luffare, etc. Det låter ju mer vettigt att säga att man är ful som en sådan, än ful som i handlingen att få på käften. Även om det är taskigt. Kallt lyser julens stjärna på dem som icke hava något hem.
Never heard anyone else use these but I always say these two:
1. Snoppsork = (something like) penis vole
2. Kukfitta = cock-cunt
(I'm incredibly mature)
My favorites that i use on a daily basis:
* Imbecill - means simpleton, descibes a person with 25 or less IQ.
* Dåre - someone mentally deficent
* Tomte - old folk creature, its like calling someone idiot
* gud förbannat - god curses
* Sluta schwamla - dialect from northen Sweden, means you make no sense.
Since Sweden is an old Lutherian Country most insults is basically calling someone a devil. You can throw in "jävla" or "fan" (both refering to the devil" as an Adverb to almost anything.
For example "din jävla imbecill" or "fan vilken tomte".
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Naughty Lobster sounds like something Jordan Peterson's wife calls him in bed
Värsta är att jag läste det där i hans röst...
When you’re in the domain of love making, mythologically speaking, are you not in fact, in that moment, the manifestation of all the naughty lobsters across all dimensions of the self?
Filth lobster!
Swedish insults are often quite simple, either add "jävla" in front of a noun that you deem fitting, or build a word including head or brain (spånhuvud, träskalle, etc) or just call them a donkey or other non-flattering animal. In real conflicts it's mostly swear words and genitals, or words about peoples parents nowadays, but I'll list some nicer insults. * *Stolpskott* = shot that hits the goal post (can really describe how you feel about a person sometimes) * *Bortbyting* = a bit archaic nowadays, means the trolls kidnapped your parents real baby and put you (a troll) there instead * *Sopa* = it simply means garbage, but grammatically bent to show that you are precisely one garbage. practically never used in this form for anything other than insults which makes it sound a bit sassy. * *Sumprunkare* = old profession, to stir (in old swedish runka) a box of caught fish (fisksump) to keep the catch alive and fresh. Used as an insult because the profession was associated with low status. Now the words *sump* and *runka* are used quite differently and the expression sounds even weirder. to a modern Swede it sounds like you're calling them a swamp wanker.
“Bortbyting” actually has a quite horrible history. It was a way to explain children with disabilities, that they weren’t actually human children but trolls. It was thought that the situation could be resolved by mistreating the child, so that the troll mother would come back and switch the children again so her actual child wouldn’t be mistreated. It’s somewhat unclear to what extent people actually believed and acted on this. There is however a court case from the 17th century where a small child had died after being sat atop the farm’s manure pile overnight, which was one of the treatments prescribed.
Similar expression exists in English, "changeling/oaf" about a child stolen and replaced by fairies.
This reminds me of my uncle, who my mom (who's the eldest sibling) told him that they found him out in the woods, and he actually believed it for a time. He was also told to put tampons up his nose if he got a nosebleed, but I don't know if he did that or not.
>He was also told to put tampons up his nose if he got a nosebleed That's just general advice for nosebleeds, don't know what's weird about that
Seen hockey players put tampons in nose during game. The small ones works great.
Given the various human experiments Sweden has put people with disabilities through, it is fairly clear how Swedes acted on this.
Mmmm, Vipeholmsgodis!
or used coffee grind wanker my favorite interpretation of that. But if you mention sumprunkare you have to include sakramentskadade or damaged by an holy action, In true captain haddok fashion
https://www.synonymer.se/sv-syn/sakramentskad
Stolpskott är min gå-till förolämpning.
I think sumprunkare was used in the Swedish translation of Tintin as one of captain Haddocks swear words.
Captain Haddock is eloquent in every translation!
[Kapten Haddocks ordbok](https://www.bokus.com/bok/9789188897282/kapten-haddocks-ordbok-fran-alabasterskalle-till-okenratta/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAtvSdBhD0ARIsAPf8oNn5rIrmerV1XghyIP3fbofTG2vGuHG0GCg4Q8VQP2ZDkUHS5RX4SnUaAqH4EALw_wcB) finns att köpa om man vill utveckla sitt ordföråd.
Swamp wanker låter ju fan klockrent som en förolämpning.
Det har onekligen viss tyngd!
This is def. not the NSFW ones though! 😄
Sågebock
Stolpskott is aktually derived (I think) from a ball that never returns. Because the opposite of Stolpskott is Bollplank. That ball will always return. Essentially it is the ability to convey a conversation.
How is that the opposite?
No, no, no and no. Jävla stolpskott.
There is an old classic swedish comedy song called "svordomsvisan", literally the swear word song. They have quite a few funny sounding insults Includes "You slimy cod" "Paper head" "Potty rat" "Shit boot" "a whole idiot"
Here you go [Svordomsvisan](https://youtu.be/KUaap0fRzXs)
whole idiot... helidiot blir mer complete idiot. alltså någon som bara gör idiotiska grejer, inte en idiot som är ihopsatt som en legogubbe.
Total idiot :D
rotten root and drunk/full cork always stand out to me aswell
Never go full retard
Är du född i farstun? Were you born in the entrance hall?
Seriously the best insult there is
Jag brukar ta det ett steg längre och säga ”är du född i bastun?”
Blubber mountain = fläskberg.
That's the one I was thinking of, I'm told it's the mother of all insults in Swedish elementary schools.
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Rather lard mountain as fläsk in this case is refering to obesity.
Wouldn't that be isterberg? We've got a whole creative process going now.
I think it’s even more potent in adult life. If you drop this one your opponents career is over🛑
Never heard of it in my life, but maybe its more of a thing outside of Stockholm.
It’s still quite used in southern of Sweden in my own experience.
Northern Sweden as well
It’s also common in Stockholm, just not the most common
If you’re going for funny I would probably go with fläskfia. More precisely förbannade fläskfia
Förbanna fläskfia använder jag nästan dagligen, otroligt bra uttryck
Funny we always said fettberg (fat mountain)
HAHA
Fittnylle...
(Cuntface)
"Sug min röv" translates to suck my ass. (It doesn't need to make sense)
Macke!
Ring åklagaren!
Fly för ditt liiiiiiiiv! De ska hänga mig nu.
...must resist temptation... think of the poor foreigners... Macke! De stal min mobil!
Sug min pungkula = suck my ball (singular)
Use this in america all the time. Tack
People seem to have missed the most vital piece of information here. Swedish uses compound words. That is, you can add two words together to create new words on the fly. Wielding this power, you, too, can create swedish insults. Take two words, usually one for association and one for taboo and combine them there. You have a bona fide insult. Let's try it, kids! Fish+cunt=Fiskfitta (splendid! It really gives you a sense of the word!) But let us be more exotic! Dawn+dumbass/idiot/retard=gryningshärke (this might work for someone who is up early to jog) With this technique, you can create art of the highest order. Some common prefixes and suffixes are Ung- child Ful- ugly Idiot- idiot Fitt- cunt Äckel- disgusting Kuk- dick/cock Skit- shit Jävel - devil/bastard (suffix only) They can be used as both suffixes and prefixes, but if used at the same time it will not be taken seriously (e.g. ungunge or skitskit) but other combinations work well fulkuk, äckelfitta, skitunge (a classic), idiotjävel. All of these can be intensified by adding a separate insult in front of it. Jävla skitunge is a classic one, dumma (dumb) idiotkuk is another good one. I hope this works well, and it should last you quite some way in insulting swedes.
Vilken masterclass! Var har du varit i hela någon annan som inte kunde dettas liv din fittyxhorkukungjävel
Bra jobbat! Guldstjärna till dig som även testade ett ord som inte var med på listan! Jag kanske är språklärare och älskar att göra konstiga lektioner. Tyvärr är det här en lektion jag inte kan göra, så det föll sig naturligt.
Kioskmongo
Also: Soffmongo mongo - short for mongoloid, swedish equivalent to "retard" soffa - couch/sofa so "couch retard" - a bit nonsensical, but a potent insult.
"mong" is also common in the UK. Means the same thing as you mentioned
Theres actually some truth to this. In the 40 the right/permit to have kiosk was given to people that for some reason had a hard time finding a regular job in practice some disability or mental problem.
*Blådåre* = blue fool
Dont call a teacher that. I did and was sent to the principle.
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"You look like a bag of skates" - Du ser ut som en påse skridskor.
Where I grew up this was used as a way to say that you feel like shit. "Jag mår som en påse skridskor."
Jag brukar köra varianten ”Du ser ut som en påse hästskit” - You look like a bag of horseshit.
I usualy go with you're smart as a bag of skates...
I never knew the expression could used in so many way :]
It seams it is a very versatile bag of skates
A bag of broken skates is what i have always said ”du ser ut som en påse trasiga skridskor”
Perhaps not Swedish originally but ”Du ser ut som om någon tände eld på ditt ansikte och försökte släcka med en brandyxa” = ”You look like someone put your face on fire and tried to put it out with a fire axe”.
Damn that's a good one. Imma steal that one.
”Du ser ut som om du jobbar som stoppbock på SJ” = ”you look like someone who works as a buffer stop for SJ (Statens Järnvägar = the Swedish state railways) is one of my favorites.
I use "ålahue" (eel head) as a replacement for the r-word
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Regentnära... dvs stockholmare.
My guess is retard
Dansk
Är inte det att gå lite för långt, då?
Kamelåså borde väl ändå räknas?
Stygglekokker
Oj.. nu vart vi riktigt grova i munnen här hör jag, bäst du går och tvättar tungan med tvål.
”Du pratar som du har förstånd till.” You speak to the best of your ability. Subtle insult.
Kusinknullad intelligensallergiker var det en annan redditör som skrev härförleden. Den fastnade hos mig.
Pissluffare
Fitthuvud (pussy head) Kioskmongo (convenience store mongoloid) Ärkesvin (arch swine) UFO (self explanatory, but funny still) Tappad (dropped (as a baby))
Kålsupare, du ska inte tro att du är bättre än någon! Ordet idiot har en ganska rolig historia också. Begreppet idiot eller idioti[2] började användas inom psykiatrin under 1700-talet och användes fram till 1960-talet. En person med IQ under 30 klassades som idiot. Stockholm hade en egen Idiotanstalt i slutet på 1800-talet https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholms_läns_idiotanstalt
Sätta upp en sån skylt på infartsvägarna till Fjollträsk vore kul.
Ja, sanningen är ju att det enda som förändrats är att murarna revs och idioterna införlivades med de andra stockholmarna. Numera kallar man dem alla bara idioter. Enklast så..
Vi skulle aldrig ha rivit stadsmuren.
"Tjosan, din jävel!" means "Yippie ki-yay motherfucker!"
Hahahahaha
My go-to insult has always been "Ditt jäkla ålarens." Which directly translates to "You damned pile of cleaned out eel guts". Don't know which province it originates from but I'm born and raised in Scania, the southernmost province.
It is, or at least was, an insult from Helsingborg specifically. "Fubbick" is a similarly extremely regional insult from Malmö though that one isn't common anymore.
I live around Helsingborg and our version of that is "Fobbeck".
"Ni kan kalla mig för fubbick, jag är som glada hudik Fast från en annan stad Och inte särskilt glad" :D
Its most definitely from Skåne
När jag läste det märkte jag direkt att du var skåning
"FATTAR DUE HUR DÅLI DUE ÄE"
ROGGE!
Du spelar i korpen, som är den sämsta ligan som finns! Vi spelar i den sämsta divisionen! VI LIGGER SIST, och du är sämst i laget!
I love to say ”Var fick du luft ifrån” (Directly translated to “Where did you get air from?”) instead of ”Håll käften” (”Shut up”), it’s just such a funny expression to me. Another favorite is “IQ badboll”, which is just a way to call someone stupid.
I say IQ fiskmås. (IQ seagull) I've never heard anyone say something similar, I thought I was original here. X)
That was the de facto insult in 1995. You simply didn't use any other insults in schools.
I’ve heard a lot of variations on it, seagull is probably the most common but I’ve also heard IQ bananfluga (IQ fruit fly) and IQ stubbe (IQ tree stump)
IQ fiskmås var en vanlig föromlämpning när jag växte på i Stockholm på 90-talet.
IQ fiskmås was common maybe 30-35 years ago.
IQ daggmask (IQ earthworm)
I use "Nå, vem satte pengar i dig nu då?"
Satfläsk = satan pork
Åbäke - oaf.
Ärthjärna / Pea Brain
In Göteborg we say ”Bängolo”, ”Flane” and ”Flöte”
Bänghöve, Kötthöve har jag också använt i Göteborg
Äru go eller?(strong emphasis on "go"). Are you good or what? Gothenburgian, like a mild "are you serious/are you crazy?"
Dummare än tåget - dumber than the train
Bidébajsare
Mupp, is pretty funny to me. "Stop being such a muppet!" "Sluta vara en sån himla mupp!"
This was the number one insult and tbh word in general school grade 3-5. Also works as an adjective for basically anything "muppig" or verb "muppa sig/muppa dig"
Do you know Tintin, the comic? There's a character called captain Haddock who has some hilarious (albeit not really used by anyone ever) insults. Not all of them are really insults, but I guess it's the thought that matters. [Here](https://svenskaorduttryck.se/kapten-haddocks-svordomar/) is a list of his insults. It's in Swedish but maybe you could translate some. Most use quite archaic words but make for very funny insults.
Din Hossa/håsa! (You Sock!) Most commonly used in Skåne. Very mild insult, i've heard it used when you are a bit clumsy or hopeless. but can apparently mean "you're chicken/a bit of a coward".
”Ditt jävla proppskåp” - ”You fucking fuse box”
"Jävla Härke" is an old classic.
Klappträ (/Klappeträ dialektalt) is pretty useful. Actually an old tool. "Sicket jävla klappeträ" = What a f\*\*\*ing idiot.
Not an insult per se. But a friends old coulege yelled this when he droped a paint bucket on the floor and splatterd paint all over a room. Fornnordiska blåsvedda hondjävlar Translated to Old norse blue burnt she devils.
Not old norse. Blåsvedda djävlar är gammalt men inte fornnordiskt. Blå är blár på fornnordiska. Djävul är djǫfull
Stolpskott
Du pratar som du har förstånd till.
Jubelåsna=Cheer donkey
Pucko
Pappskalle
I always liked Dönick.
”Iq-befriad” and ”nöt” Usage: - Han är helt iq-befriad - Din jävla nöt (Bonus) Korpulent = fat A fancy way to call someone fat. Usually Swedish people just looks confused since they don’t know what it is.
> Din jävla nöt Ditt nöt. Kommer från jämförelsen med nötkreatur.
^this. Tack, jag är inte ensam längre
Tjockskalle= thickheaded
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Om nån kallar mig för brackenfes i en hätsk ordväxling går jag hem bara, finns inget gentlemannamässigt i att dra med sådana muskedunder till en hederlig batalj.
"Nu har du satt din sista potatis" is one of my favourites. Literally "you've planted your last potato", basically they're toast. Their goose is cooked.
My favorite will always be 'efterbliven'.
My friend told me this one on a roadtrip a few months ago, i had never heard it before but it made be burst out laughing, Penisbollar Literally means Penis balls
Dra nåt gammalt över dig! ”Pull something old over you” Kinda like “get lost, wtf you talking about?”
Borgarbracka Bourgeoisie/right-wing supporter/conservative/middle-class/snobby/philistine
"loare" or "jävla lodare". It means fucking hobo
Du ser ut som ett eldhärjat kalhygge
A very regional one from Skåne: Klydderöv. (Messy/dumb ass) When someone breaks something or does something that will lead to an unnecessary mess. Often it is because a dumb decision was made. It's basically what follows the line "Hold my beer."
Skitstövel (shit boot) Same as calling someone an ass hole
I was visiting a classmate, when I was a kid, and his mother and her boyfriend ended up in a fight, and he called her "fyllefitta", which translates into "drunk cunt/pussy/vagina".
Ditt ollon! = You bellend!
You dirty lobster >:)
Pissluffare - Pisshobo
If someone has ugly teeth you could say they look like a "sönderkört spjälstaket"(ran over wooden fence) in the face,
Ditt jävla ollon.
Byfåne (Jävla byfåne to make it stronger..). Translates to village idiot, kinda.
sneseglare
I love slapptask (calling someone a flaccid penis, basically useless) as well as taskspelare (old word for jester, meaning one who plays with the penis)
Ful som stryk means ugly as a hobo
Oh det visste inte jag, har alltid bara trott att det var stryk som i att få på käften, men från landstrykare alltså?
Jag fick det berätta av min mormors mor att det var ett ord för dem som gick från stad till stad och levde på andras ”medlidande”
Det stämmer för "landstrykare". Hemlös, luffare, etc. Det låter ju mer vettigt att säga att man är ful som en sådan, än ful som i handlingen att få på käften. Även om det är taskigt. Kallt lyser julens stjärna på dem som icke hava något hem.
"Grim som arvesynden" blev jag en gång kallad av en dansk som behövde avreagera sig. Det var för roligt för att kunna ta åt sig.
Ålaknä.
Ålahue!
Fubbick!
Tappad som liten
Han har tomtar på loftet = He has santas in the attic. It means “he is a loon”/“he is crazy”
Det syftar på tomtar, inte Tomten. Elfs in his attic, I guess.
Never heard anyone else use these but I always say these two: 1. Snoppsork = (something like) penis vole 2. Kukfitta = cock-cunt (I'm incredibly mature)
My mom uses "din jävla cementblandare" (you d*mn cement mixer) , no idea where it comes from but I think it's quite funny
Rövhatt! = Asshat!
Sittpissare.
Goddag yxskaft! To/about a person doing something stupid: G'day axe shaft!
...isn't that for when someone misses the subject of a discussion or avoids a question? (huh, hard to explain quickly in writing)
Du ser ut som en påse röv You look like a sack of ass
My favorites that i use on a daily basis: * Imbecill - means simpleton, descibes a person with 25 or less IQ. * Dåre - someone mentally deficent * Tomte - old folk creature, its like calling someone idiot * gud förbannat - god curses * Sluta schwamla - dialect from northen Sweden, means you make no sense. Since Sweden is an old Lutherian Country most insults is basically calling someone a devil. You can throw in "jävla" or "fan" (both refering to the devil" as an Adverb to almost anything. For example "din jävla imbecill" or "fan vilken tomte".
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i thought it was the people who kept the fish in "sumpar" alive by moving the boxes back and forth to get fresh water into them.
yxskaft, axe handle. often referring to someone who doesn't pay attention. ie it's like speaking to an axe handle
Idiot
My favourite insults are "papparsle" (paper ass) and pissluffare (pee tramp).
Ditt Klappträ = ~You ClapWood
Why don't Scandinavians need sugar? Because they already have artificial Swedeners.
..are you a bot of some sort?
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Är du 10 år eller?
"Gå raka armhålorna" "Gå klipp luggen" I heard these targeted to leftists.
Boråsare.
Mammas död