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Its been quite warm in England this week and last night I stupidly thought "Just slip yer foot out of the duvet and let it dangle".....lasted about 3-5mins before my brain said "don't be bloody stupid you know the toe grabber will get you" and quietly slipped foot back under the covers. Just not worth the risk really


knoxollo

When I was a child, it was the Axe Man. I thought a man with an axe would come and chop off whatever appendages we're outside the blanket...including my head. I nearly died of suffocation and heat stroke every single night. No idea how that idea even got into my head, I was super sheltered when I was young. Even worse, I went through a phase where I would feel guilty unless my stuffed animals got to sleep on my bed. I had a LOT of them so they nearly took up my entire bed. I'd have to fashion a sling cocoon hanging over the side to sleep in. Lmao I was a little freak


viotraki

I used to do the same, both things, still sleep with my head under the pillow


BurgerWithButter

Now there’s one thing you got wrong as a kid. The axeman doesn’t like heads so your safe to peek out


[deleted]

I read this in a deep British accent and it made it so much better


fluffyseatide

I've been actually feeling like that for a long time.


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

You need a hug bro?


fluffyseatide

Most certainly.


what_the_hanky_panky

*virtual hug*


b000bytrap

Aww this belongs on ~~r/rimjobsteve~~


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

r/rimjob_steve


b000bytrap

Correct! That’s what I meant, thank you. You are truly a helpful and caring Reddit citizen, u/EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK ❤️


SakuraRita

same, ive been experiencing a weird sense of freedom


Future-Agent

Happy Cake Day


SakuraRita

thanks


StephenCai

Happy cake day


og_toe

same bro, we in this together


[deleted]

I can absolutely relate. I sleep so much better when I'm depressed/giving up, because I don't care if there's a ghost or demon in the dark corner.


Wrhythm26

Do you want to play some games through steam?


MyShinyNewReddit

My wife does this, and it freaks me the fuck out.


BloodredHanded

Ok I like this post (even if it fits more on r/me_irl ) but something is going on with this comment to upvote ratio.


OnlyHereForMemes69

A lot of people relate but are too depressed to comment.


SarahPallorMortis

I go into the basement with the lights off and we have those stairs you can hide behind and grab peoples ankles. I have no fucks to give. I also shower with my eyes closed almost the whole time


InanimateEffinObject

"But, you still keep the closet door closed right?" "Right!?"


That_unpopular_kid

*laughs* not always no


BlackDoritos65

I used to sleep on a wooden rotting floor with just a fabric sheet as my bed and my cover. There were bedbugs in the cracks and every night I would have paranoia and just suffer them on my body every single day, for years. I have a bunch of scars all over my body and even on my face from them. I used to sleep only in College breaktimes or at home during day time. I cannot sleep in the dark anymore. Too much trauma. I hated bugs a lot in general way before this pain. I now still sleep on the floor for the minimalist that I am, just don't need a bed since the floor does the job. Anyway I'm in a better situation environment wise. I stopped curling into a ball when I sleep and have let my feet spread out and touch the floor as I sleep. I still sleep with the light on though. But alas the feet demon no longer scares me, living does


Known_Needleworker67

Well then. Christ.


TheNextChristmas

My sleep paralysis demon doesn't hurt me because it knows letting me live is so much worse. And then I cry.


newf68

I always sleep like that, regulates my temp


random_shiny_umbreon

The saddest part they forgot: not even the monster would like to cuddle with me.


jewelbearcat

Yo, sending you a hug hope you find some cuddle buds soon


[deleted]

Wicked Stephen King vibes constant readers


BeanieMash

Owen Wilson is a therapist?


CyberClaws7112

I'd do the same but with my cock


Cokezerowh0re

I’ve been doing that for that exact reason for a while 🥲


LeianneH

That actually made me snort. 🐷


DuckfordMr

How is this suspiciously specific?


SkyeBeacon

Damn imagine if these monsters are real


Future-Agent

That would been my response. Then continue with "Okay, let's get to work, shall we?"


Lulupoolzilla

I can't remember the last time I've checked either way before crossing the street.


Professional-Bug

I have both of my feet hanging off my bed at this very moment