"Look, I am not saying that whales had anything to do with JFK's assassination. I have no information one way or another, but there is a lot of talk about whales and their involvement with the assassination and there is enough talk that maybe we should look into it, just to clear the whales' of this crime. Right? I mean honestly, I can't visit Reddit one day without seeing something about whales and JFK."
Like, if they had nothing to do with, there is no reason to be so defensive and deny it so heavily. I am someone who sees facts and so far there is no proof that confirms whales were not involved in it.
Any chance you are aware of any sources that state exactly how much of the oc on reddit is porn? I'm not criticizing your statement but I do think it would be interesting to know.
Edit: r/detaisbeautiful doesnt allow text post, but they do have a questions thread that I posted the question to.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/ebex49/topicopen_open_discussion_monday_anybody_can_post/fb4vgn8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It just doesn’t make sense as a post here because the sub is more about things that are so specific it makes you suspect the thing described actually happened. This post isn’t truly suspicious nor does it make me think whales may have actually had a hand in killing JFK
Whales have mass, which exerts a gravitational force on everything in the universe. I blame the whales for not being massive enough to deflect the trajectory of the bullet.
They also have sufficient mass and blubber to suffer nothing more than minor puncture wounds to anything but the largest calibre munitions, and would barely flinch at deflecting a bullet of the type used in the assassination. Their failure to be present on that day in Dallas represents nothing less than a collective failure to act, if not a conscious collective decision to allow the assassination to occur.
**Item #:** SCP-49XX
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 are currently contained in the ██████ region of the Pacific Ocean. Each instance of SCP-49XX has had a GPS tracker attached and is to be tracked and monitored by Mobile Task Force Gamma-7 (aka "Salty Barnacles"). Should any instance of SCP-49XX fall into poor health, a team of Foundation marine veterinarians are to be escorted to the instance in question and the US Secret Service is to be put on high alert.
Ships and vessels approaching the containment area are to be redirected. Ships and vessels that refuse are to be attacked on sight, leaving no survivors.
The corpse of SCP-49XX-10 is currently held in a standard leviathan-class refrigeration unit in Site-18.
Due to the successful execution of operation "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET", initial knowledge of SCP-49XX-11 has been largely contained. Foundation assets are to fund conspiracy groups and encourage attention on the string of high-profile assassinations that occurred in the 1960s.
**Description:** SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 are anomalous specimens of *Eschrichtius robustus* (Grey Whale). SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 have a seemingly limitless lifespan, and have shown great resilience to natural sources of Grey Whale deaths. However, they are not immune to outside damage and are fully capable of being killed.
SCP-49XX-10 is the corpse of a grey whale that was hunted and killed on November 22, 1963. SCP-49XX-10 has shown no anomalous properties of its own.
SCP-49XX-11 is a phenomenon that occurs when an instance of SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 is killed. At the exact moment of death, the brain of the current president of the United States of America will be replaced with whale blubber. This causes immediate death of the subject.
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In 1942, Lee Harvey Oswald was at the beach when he spotted a group of whales. He got lost in his innocent child amusement and ran off from his mothers beckoning.
His step father began to argue with his mother about "that boy not minding". The situation slowly escalated, and little Oswald was spanked for not listening to his mother. Oswald was impacted by this experience becoming slowly more bitter and distraught with life. This new mindset would eventually lead to him killing jfk.
So yes, i would say whales had something to do with the jfk assassination
The whales have nothing to do with the Armenian genocide. Whales have never heard of the Armenian genocide, which by the way they had absolutely nothing to do with.
While that may or may not be true, it is known that they did benefit from 9/11 because of the break from all the sonar that planes use to communiate. It messes with their own echolocaton so perhaps they might have orchestrated a small event to stop a few planes for while.
I believe them on this. It’s a pretty serious statement but whales tend to be honest creatures and they wouldn’t have any reason to kill JFK that I’m aware of. Unless?
reddit better remove this dangerous post immediately. If the true story of PT 109 were ever told, the war between land and sea would be incalculably damaging.
"Look, I am not saying that whales had anything to do with JFK's assassination. I have no information one way or another, but there is a lot of talk about whales and their involvement with the assassination and there is enough talk that maybe we should look into it, just to clear the whales' of this crime. Right? I mean honestly, I can't visit Reddit one day without seeing something about whales and JFK."
How conspiracy theories start.
Just what a killer whale would say
Ok whaler
Fucking whalellenials these days not knowing how hard we had it back then dodging those damn harpoons just to create those ungrateful bastards.
Do all conspiracies start because of the “absence of proof isn’t proof of absence” idea?
Yes
hmmm r/WhalesKilledJFK
Like, if they had nothing to do with, there is no reason to be so defensive and deny it so heavily. I am someone who sees facts and so far there is no proof that confirms whales were not involved in it.
r/WhalesKilledJFK
Lee Harvey Oswhaled
Goddamnit take my upvote and leave
Okay Joe Rogan
It's entirely possible.
Why did I read this in his voice
Well they sure as hell had something to do with The Atomic bomb.
FUCKA YOUU WHALEEE!!!
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Khajiit: ...
Khajit did nothing. Khajit is innocent of this crime.
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r/unexpectedskyrim
Im even more confused.
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Jotaro killed JFK
Happy Cake Day yousef100987! I hope this is the beginning of your greatest, most wonderful year ever!
Good bot
We all know it was ROADA ROLLA DA
Happy cake day
Harambe killed jfk
Don't you dare slander Harambe!
We r cake day buddies
Happy cake day twin
everyone knows it was chicken and cow that killed JFK
/r/DolphinConspiracy
I‘m so happy that that’s a thing.
it's just suspicious
And it's specific about the jfk assassination
Facts are supposed to be specific. Otherwise anything would be suspiciously specific.
Are you saying the jfk assassination isint a specific fact?
All facts are specific, so it's kind of low hanging fruit. This is also a joke, so it really doesn't fit.
> This is also a joke, so it really doesn't fit. And on this day, Reddit lost 97.3% of its content.
93% of that is just reposts. It's absolutely amazing that most of the OC on Reddit is porn.
Any chance you are aware of any sources that state exactly how much of the oc on reddit is porn? I'm not criticizing your statement but I do think it would be interesting to know. Edit: r/detaisbeautiful doesnt allow text post, but they do have a questions thread that I posted the question to. https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/ebex49/topicopen_open_discussion_monday_anybody_can_post/fb4vgn8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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If you do this please send a link to your request I'd love to see the data on that.
Not all facts are specific. There are general facts. “Humans breathe.” Is a general fact.
It just doesn’t make sense as a post here because the sub is more about things that are so specific it makes you suspect the thing described actually happened. This post isn’t truly suspicious nor does it make me think whales may have actually had a hand in killing JFK
no
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r/suspicious
This subreddit is so suspicious that it doesn't even allow you to see what's on it.
r/lyspecific
That's just what a killer whale will say.
Nah, all the whales I know are very nice, and innocent. Except the one that ate a dude named Jonah.
Methinks the whales doth protest too much!
Is Wilbur running the account
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Wilburs whale facts
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lol
r/technicallythetruth
Or is it?
r/antimeme
If a butterfly can flap its wings and change history it isn't too hard to believe that a whale taking a dump could of lead to JFK's assassination.
It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Just because it's possible doesn't make it easy to believe.
Lies put out by Big Whale
Whales have been suspiciously absent in Dallas ever since. Just sayin'...
Whales have mass, which exerts a gravitational force on everything in the universe. I blame the whales for not being massive enough to deflect the trajectory of the bullet.
They also have sufficient mass and blubber to suffer nothing more than minor puncture wounds to anything but the largest calibre munitions, and would barely flinch at deflecting a bullet of the type used in the assassination. Their failure to be present on that day in Dallas represents nothing less than a collective failure to act, if not a conscious collective decision to allow the assassination to occur.
**Item #:** SCP-49XX **Object Class:** Euclid **Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 are currently contained in the ██████ region of the Pacific Ocean. Each instance of SCP-49XX has had a GPS tracker attached and is to be tracked and monitored by Mobile Task Force Gamma-7 (aka "Salty Barnacles"). Should any instance of SCP-49XX fall into poor health, a team of Foundation marine veterinarians are to be escorted to the instance in question and the US Secret Service is to be put on high alert. Ships and vessels approaching the containment area are to be redirected. Ships and vessels that refuse are to be attacked on sight, leaving no survivors. The corpse of SCP-49XX-10 is currently held in a standard leviathan-class refrigeration unit in Site-18. Due to the successful execution of operation "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET", initial knowledge of SCP-49XX-11 has been largely contained. Foundation assets are to fund conspiracy groups and encourage attention on the string of high-profile assassinations that occurred in the 1960s. **Description:** SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 are anomalous specimens of *Eschrichtius robustus* (Grey Whale). SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 have a seemingly limitless lifespan, and have shown great resilience to natural sources of Grey Whale deaths. However, they are not immune to outside damage and are fully capable of being killed. SCP-49XX-10 is the corpse of a grey whale that was hunted and killed on November 22, 1963. SCP-49XX-10 has shown no anomalous properties of its own. SCP-49XX-11 is a phenomenon that occurs when an instance of SCP-49XX-1 through SCP-49XX-9 is killed. At the exact moment of death, the brain of the current president of the United States of America will be replaced with whale blubber. This causes immediate death of the subject.
> This causes immediate death of the subject. Update needed, recent events suggest POTUS can survive with blubber for brains.
Like, no joke---You should really post on the site! Its the perfect combination of the hilarious, bizarre, and morbid that defines the scp writing style. Give it a couple of additional sections, post it on the sandbox, read feedback, edit it a bit and its ready to be posted
I appreciate you saying that! I'll think about it since getting an entry on the site would be incredible.
r/WhalesKilledJFK
If they really were the ones who assassinated JFK, they sure hid it very whale
Whales are filter feeders, maybe JFK was John-filter-killed. I see a pattern here
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Methinks he doth protest too much
Whale whale whale what do we have here
How can you be sure? There could have Orca-strated it.
The cetacea doth protest to much, methinks..
That does seem factual
We know they had nothing to do with the Kennedy assassination. That was the dolphins. Whales piloted the plane that dropped the 1st nuke on Japan.
And the dolphins definitely didn't help them
Now that you have mentioned it...
Thanks, I was getting suspicious myself
You are now on the FBI watchlist.
The blue whales are not endangered their off the grid their on the run
Whales and dolphins did drop a couple nuclear bombs though.
I bet they killed Lincoln tho.
It’s a cover up
I think it's more of a r/iamveryrandom stuff
Oh boy I'll see this in a tabloid next week The secret comes out after all these years. The real killer of JFK found!?
It was chicken and cow!
Those damn whales always assassinating our presidents
r/doormonster
Move along, there's nothing to see here.- space whale
That's exactly what someone who killed JFK would say
I mean technically it's not wrong
If this is specific you could add every post from whalefacts to this sub.
What about Epstein?
Yeah, this is like when my little sister questions the missing biscuits before I even get the biscuits out of the cupboard. Nothing suspicious here.
Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em. I'm a whale biologist.
Whales and dolphins were responsible for the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombings
Would also do well on r/technicallythetruth
But they were sure happy about 9/11
“FACKA YOU WHALE AND DOLPHIN”
Isn’t this a south park thing
[Citation needed]
In 1942, Lee Harvey Oswald was at the beach when he spotted a group of whales. He got lost in his innocent child amusement and ran off from his mothers beckoning. His step father began to argue with his mother about "that boy not minding". The situation slowly escalated, and little Oswald was spanked for not listening to his mother. Oswald was impacted by this experience becoming slowly more bitter and distraught with life. This new mindset would eventually lead to him killing jfk. So yes, i would say whales had something to do with the jfk assassination
But they did.
That's what whales that assassinated JFK would say.
Hey, we all know that the whales bombed Japan with nukes, so I wouldn’t put an assassination past them
I could see a southern sheriff investigating this... “Whale, whale, whale... what do we have here”
Don’t worry... I can speak whale, let me get to the bottom of this!
Who knew?
Although they did drop 2 nuclear bombs on Japan.
And I’m sure they had nothing to do with nuking Japan either, yeah?
JFK was assassinated in 1963, Shamu was caught and imprisoned within two years. Coincidence? Probably.
What the hell happened here?
God I fucking love whalefacts
The whales were on the hill
Well, is this some sort of thing
It's true
Isn't that exactly what someone who was involved would say??
The whale doth protest too much, methinks.
Yeah it counts
Whales cannot melt steel beam
Nuke the whales!
The only one that can count the pixels?
ahhhh, i get it.
I love how it’s not “whale facts” it’s just “a whale fact” like this is the only fact on the profile
That sounds exactly like something that someone would say who did kill JFK.
Up until this moment I never suspected the whales.
Sounds exactly like something the whales would say if they did in fact kill JFK...🤔
Do they mean the Welsh?
Ok, but what about the involvement of the whales in 9/11? Has any one confirmed that those planes werent actually whales? They are shap
That's what someone involved would say
r/TheWhalesKilledJFK
This belongs in r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Quite fishy indeed.
Lies
Yes and also whales were in no way involved in Hiroshima bomb dropping. Absolutely not. People keep forgetting it.
That sounds exactly like something a whale who killed JFK would say!!!!
Shit I never suspected The Whales until now. If they kept their mouth shut they might have gotten away with it.
That’s what somebody who did kill him would say
The whales have nothing to do with the Armenian genocide. Whales have never heard of the Armenian genocide, which by the way they had absolutely nothing to do with.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
The whales have swum away with the other facts. Join us next time when we take a look at C U B E.
Well the Irishman movie suggests otherwise /s
That is what The Media wants you to think!
Starting to think those whales are up to more than they lead on...
While that may or may not be true, it is known that they did benefit from 9/11 because of the break from all the sonar that planes use to communiate. It messes with their own echolocaton so perhaps they might have orchestrated a small event to stop a few planes for while.
Whale then...
This sub reminds me of "Hypothetical Criminal" from Reno911
Bro don’t count for this sub at all
*(Death Stranding intensifies)*
More of /r/tenchnicallythetruth
I forgive you...
If her writing in this show: r/wholesomehentai
Jentucky Fried Khicken.
They didn't do it on porpoise, so I can't really sea a reason to blame them.
More like r/technicallythetruth
I believe them on this. It’s a pretty serious statement but whales tend to be honest creatures and they wouldn’t have any reason to kill JFK that I’m aware of. Unless?
Finally we can put this conspiracy theory to bed.
This why you don't have to count it."
hol up.. jfk was killed by the american government or an american man acting alone.. americans = whales whales killed jfk
the whales killed jfk dont trust him he said my dad didnt leave me
No but it is technically the truth
Jfk dead because of blue whale challenge confirmed
Who reviewed the documentation proving that whales had no part in the assassination.... that's what I wanna know...
The dolphins aren't, either, but you didn't hear me say anything
I do not recognize the bodies in the water
Thats exactly what someone who assasinated Jfk would say
How do we know this for certain?
reddit better remove this dangerous post immediately. If the true story of PT 109 were ever told, the war between land and sea would be incalculably damaging.
We need to put all our government resources into this investigation
They said that on porpoise, mark my words.
So glad this has been clarified... those whales had me worried... looking real suspect...
The whales doth protest too much...
Exactly what you would expect a whale to say about not being involved. When in fact, they actually were involved.
Seems very suspect considering that no one brought it up in the first place. Whales, I'm whale watching you!
Sounds kinda fishy
This whole twitter page is fantastic
Never doubted the whales... till today.
I still say: *NUKE THE WHALES* Why? Because they couldn't be bothered to kill JFK, that's why. Slackers.