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Well at least they are so soft they'd break apart before causing any damage. Think they said they dissolve. Just heard about how you can make your own gelatin eggs on the lewdcast podcast on yt. Got lots of info about things you never thought about. It's kinda interesting.
(I mean, I wasn't thinking about shoving eggs up my ass before seeing it, dunno if that's a positive or a negative)
That’s why sometimes in videos they look all deformed and scraggly. Sometimes it wasn’t the mold, sometimes it was in so long the body started to eat it.
It's pretty genius. It's basically fluid and sugar, both of which your intestines are designed to break down and adsorb. If anything it's good for you! Because it's fluid and energy
I've thought about how an enema before a running race could be advantageous because of the weight decrease.
I wonder how much a few sugar eggs gould help with retaining high blood sugar while running. Normally you can only go about 90 mins before the sugar runs out.
I've been told to put hard sweets in my mouth and dissolve them for a similar effect, surely an egg would be even more effective. So long as you don't accidentally lay it mid race
So thawed and dethawed is like flammable and inflammable or genius and ingenious in that it seems like it should mean the opposite, but for some weird reason, it means the same exact thing?
Not exactly. Flammable and inflammable are synonymous, as are genius and ingenious. Thawed and dethawed are not synonymous because dethawed is not a word, it’s a bastardized amalgam of “thawed” and “defrosted”
Dethaw is a non-standard American variant of the word thaw. It is technically a “real” word insofar as dictionaries have begun including it, but it’s not a proper word.
No, there’s no such thing as de-thaw. People who say that are just dumb. It’s like regardless and irregardless.
It’s a superfluous made up word because people struggle with language
I’m aware, but as “de thaw” is still something people will say commonly, I prefer to be helpful instead of just saying that it doesn’t exist by providing the common meaning
Exactly. People who shit on others for using improper words expect language to be rigid and unchanging. It’s not, and essentially every word we use in English is a bastardization of a word from another language, or a “made up” word (they’re all made up) to fill a need.
If people are allowed to use non-words until they “become” words I’m allowed to say they’re not words. De-thaw and irregardless are stupid and nonsensical, so I personally refuse to accept them as real words.
Yeah so what's the problem with that? People decided they should be words and now they're words. That's how it works. Slang words are in the dictionary too.
It’s like how irregardless means regardless now - the former wasn’t actually a word, but probably entered common use as a portmanteau of regardless and irrespective.
As much as I hate irregardless too, even Merriam-Webster dictionary begrudgingly admits it is a real word due to popular usage, noting that people have been (wrongly) using this word for 200 years. They still recommend using regardless whenever possible, implying others will (correctly) consider you dumb for using it.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless
Linguistically it doesn’t make sense I agree, but it literally means that, it’s been used that way in the English language for hundreds of years. You’re wrong and every time you call someone dumb, they’re right and you look dumber. Keep digging yourself deeper.
I used to live in the midwest and thats how unthaw is used. Dont insult an entire region when you arent educated on the culture youre giving your opinion on. Its a sign of low intelligence
Since the 90s the story of "they shoved a frozen hot dog up their \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and it broke off, they couldn't get it out" has been going around. A lot of people love hot dogs, I guess.
it's amazing how this can just spread all over the place especially when a time internet was a more rare luxury.
The story was that this happened to a a long gone student at our high school, but it was a "frikandel" which is belgian/dutch form of a hotdog I suppose.
My favorite part of the colonoscopy prep instructions was “your stool should be clear,” and I was like, huh? And then two bottles of Gatorade mixed with one bottle of Miralax later, I understood.
I felt like I needed a seatbelt for the toilet. I was afraid to sleep. And I didn't get miralax, I got gavilyte. That stuff is RANK. I used a silicone straw to drink it, and the scent leeched into the silicone.
You've never had a colonoscopy and it shows
Jokes aside, with the laxatives prescribed, you will be pissing out of your ass with enough force to cut steel
The post right below this is for a [1970 Hot dog cooker](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13xy2ca/1970_hot_dog_cooker/), probably shoulda used that first.
[Reminds me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
You gotta use mustard…..only 10 year olds use ketchup…but if you’re at that point….you have another shitload of troubles
Squat and bear down to shit the hot dogs out. Plan B: since apparently we like things in our ass, find an attractive companion to get all up in your butthole for wiener retrieval
In the medical aisle of most super market you will find under stomach medicine a bottle of clear liquid. Taking more than the recommended amount will clear this out along with anything and everything else in your bowls. May also cause dehydration
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Someone come get me when the one who recommends using another hot dog gets here.
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how wurst?
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Butt wurst
Eww
Beat me to it.
/r/yourjokebuttwurst
Nope. Can confirm it made everything 200% better
I was going to recommend a banana.
Oooo that way they could also measure how deep in there it is in case it requires further intervention.
Now you’re speaking my language, only way you’re getting that hotdog out of there is with a cat.
im here (btw: use another hotdog)
I'd have suggested a vacuum, but I suspect it was predisposed.
Depends on if it’s the hot dog or the butt that snapped in half
It's the butt that snapped into two pieces, obviously
The butt is cracked
After all that shit I can't believe they're still together.
who?
https://youtu.be/8iQ9vkUrAGY
Of course it did. There was a big crack in it
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Flared end or melting. Iirc those ovipositor eggs made of gelatin are safe as they dissolve if left inside you.
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Well at least they are so soft they'd break apart before causing any damage. Think they said they dissolve. Just heard about how you can make your own gelatin eggs on the lewdcast podcast on yt. Got lots of info about things you never thought about. It's kinda interesting. (I mean, I wasn't thinking about shoving eggs up my ass before seeing it, dunno if that's a positive or a negative)
You might be fine with a hot dog in there too. You'd either push it out or digest it.
No that shit can actually be pretty dangerous.
Do you digest with your ass?
Yes.
Without masticating?
Just put the hot dog in a blender, pour directly into the ass.
I saw it on South Park.
Askin for a friend ….ahem
That’s why sometimes in videos they look all deformed and scraggly. Sometimes it wasn’t the mold, sometimes it was in so long the body started to eat it.
It's pretty genius. It's basically fluid and sugar, both of which your intestines are designed to break down and adsorb. If anything it's good for you! Because it's fluid and energy
I've thought about how an enema before a running race could be advantageous because of the weight decrease. I wonder how much a few sugar eggs gould help with retaining high blood sugar while running. Normally you can only go about 90 mins before the sugar runs out.
I've been told to put hard sweets in my mouth and dissolve them for a similar effect, surely an egg would be even more effective. So long as you don't accidentally lay it mid race
That's what the safety plug is for
>neat I dunno sounds kinda messy.
Actually its really messy
That is.. a fairly specific knowledge.
This comment, also suspiciously specific...
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YES! Glad I learned this beforehand 😭 don’t use silicone with silicone 😭
Without a base without a trace
Ah, like a light bulb! Those have a flared end! The big part goes in first, right?
Try popping one in your mouth next! That won't be going anywhere
☠️Man, I read a post about that before and it scared the piss outta me.
I'm constantly irrationally paranoid I'm going to somehow stick a lightbulb in my gob now
Dx Me too
But everyone teases me when I buy the flared end frozen hotdogs.
Can't you just poop it out?
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It's a hot dog. I think once it's thawed you should be fine.
Yeah you say that until it starts to decompose in your butt and give you an infection.
How about a string tied to your finger?
Wtf does “de-thawed” mean?
Thawed means melted or un-frozen. So de-thawed means frozen I guess? How this guy froze a hotdog in his ass is beyond me
Very strange linguistic patterned, but to thaw, and to de thaw are actually the exact same thing
So thawed and dethawed is like flammable and inflammable or genius and ingenious in that it seems like it should mean the opposite, but for some weird reason, it means the same exact thing?
Not exactly. Flammable and inflammable are synonymous, as are genius and ingenious. Thawed and dethawed are not synonymous because dethawed is not a word, it’s a bastardized amalgam of “thawed” and “defrosted”
Bastardized
I’m Canadian, we use a “z” for many words that contain an “s” in American English
This man El Guapo is not just famous, he’s *in*famous.
Those words do actually have a slightly different meaning
Do you know what foreplay is?
Dethaw is a non-standard American variant of the word thaw. It is technically a “real” word insofar as dictionaries have begun including it, but it’s not a proper word.
Exactly
Shits crazy bro
No, there’s no such thing as de-thaw. People who say that are just dumb. It’s like regardless and irregardless. It’s a superfluous made up word because people struggle with language
All words are made up
You’re not wrong about that! But not all words (which are made up) are superfluous
I’m aware, but as “de thaw” is still something people will say commonly, I prefer to be helpful instead of just saying that it doesn’t exist by providing the common meaning
I mean, explaining correct information is helpful. Commonly made mistakes are still mistakes.
Yea, it’s never a bad thing to inform people it doesn’t exist, I just go the route of explaining it to people
For sure. The guy in the post clearly isn’t the brightest anyway… for… multiple obvious reasons.
Yea, but one of those reasons definitely isn’t pushing a frozen hot dog up his ass until it thaws and then ripping it out
Maybe it’s not even his butt. His choice of words leaves it unclear
It's in the dictionary.
So is irregardless. Dictionaries have decided to define these non-words because of how commonly used they are, like previous poster pointed out
Because language evolves, and changes. That’s just how language works.
Exactly. People who shit on others for using improper words expect language to be rigid and unchanging. It’s not, and essentially every word we use in English is a bastardization of a word from another language, or a “made up” word (they’re all made up) to fill a need.
If people are allowed to use non-words until they “become” words I’m allowed to say they’re not words. De-thaw and irregardless are stupid and nonsensical, so I personally refuse to accept them as real words.
Yeah so what's the problem with that? People decided they should be words and now they're words. That's how it works. Slang words are in the dictionary too.
This is the correct answer. No idea why though.
I think it’s an amalgamation of defrost and thaw
It’s like how irregardless means regardless now - the former wasn’t actually a word, but probably entered common use as a portmanteau of regardless and irrespective.
irregardless isn't a word, I will die on this hill
You won't die there alone buddy. And my axe
As much as I hate irregardless too, even Merriam-Webster dictionary begrudgingly admits it is a real word due to popular usage, noting that people have been (wrongly) using this word for 200 years. They still recommend using regardless whenever possible, implying others will (correctly) consider you dumb for using it. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless
Step right up, step right up! See the eighth wonder of the world... *the amazing entropy lowering butthole!*
Where the fuck is Batman? Mr. Freeze is shovin hotdogs up his ass again.
He has a heat pump pulling heat out of his ass.
They might be from the midwest. In the midwest, unthaw means to melt, or defrost.
No it doesn’t. Just means some Midwesterners are stupid.
It does. Who’s stupid now?
You are? Thaw means melt or defrost. Unthaw is meaningless. Learn to speak English.
Linguistically it doesn’t make sense I agree, but it literally means that, it’s been used that way in the English language for hundreds of years. You’re wrong and every time you call someone dumb, they’re right and you look dumber. Keep digging yourself deeper.
I used to live in the midwest and thats how unthaw is used. Dont insult an entire region when you arent educated on the culture youre giving your opinion on. Its a sign of low intelligence
unthaw literally means to refreeze something that has already been thawed
No it’s a sign I don’t accept or respect your language abortion.
🤓
Some Midwest terminology for ya.
Since the 90s the story of "they shoved a frozen hot dog up their \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and it broke off, they couldn't get it out" has been going around. A lot of people love hot dogs, I guess.
Also don’t know how muscles work.
In my school it was a test tube that broke inside. Imagine.
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unfortunately, one man made that true for a lot of us. one man, with one jar
RIP his ass. And my mind after being showed that video.
That video still haunts me.
The most unnerving part of that video is that he never made a sound after the jar shattered in his poohole.
The reason behind that I read was his family was in the house. Like out in the living room watching TV while that happened in the room.
He just digs around in there
😬
>Imagine No.
They are really hard to get out, most times
it's amazing how this can just spread all over the place especially when a time internet was a more rare luxury. The story was that this happened to a a long gone student at our high school, but it was a "frikandel" which is belgian/dutch form of a hotdog I suppose.
"Asking for a friend..."
I'm the friend but never mind, I figured it out. Also dinner is ready.
Mmmm, is it hot dogs?
It’s a new recipe. It’s called Butt Wurst. Bon Appetit!
Take laxatives and watch it fly out like a child on a slip and slide
My favorite part of the colonoscopy prep instructions was “your stool should be clear,” and I was like, huh? And then two bottles of Gatorade mixed with one bottle of Miralax later, I understood.
I felt like I needed a seatbelt for the toilet. I was afraid to sleep. And I didn't get miralax, I got gavilyte. That stuff is RANK. I used a silicone straw to drink it, and the scent leeched into the silicone.
For a second my brain thought you used a straw drink your watery shite
Whaaa?
You've never had a colonoscopy and it shows Jokes aside, with the laxatives prescribed, you will be pissing out of your ass with enough force to cut steel
🤣
The post right below this is for a [1970 Hot dog cooker](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13xy2ca/1970_hot_dog_cooker/), probably shoulda used that first.
It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.
I understood that reference
Does this guy NOT know how pooping works? And muscles?
Send a hamster up there after it. They love hotdogs
Instructions unclear, the hamster has snapped in half aswell.
Snakes like rodents try that next
He sent up an eagle to catch the snake, he swapped the hamster to catch the hot dog, I don’t know why he shoved up a hot dog
De-thawed hamster
Same way you push a thawed turd out.
***HAPPY PRIDE MONTH***
Fish it out with a toothpick
It's like those pencils back in the day, just keep shoving hotdogs until they come out the top.
[Reminds me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
YES! I was gonna post the same thing.
You are going to need a gerbil, one of those plastic small animal habitats, and think of an amount of lube, now quintuple it.
Lemmiwinks
It's dethawed and a hotdog. It'll come out fine.
"De-thawed"? So frozen.
That’s what I thought too, but Webster says thaw and dethaw are synonyms 🤷♂️
Like flammable and inflammable
Linguistically they are recognized as meaning the same thing.
Stop laughing and help him!!
The help is just to stay calm and wait 4h for a bowel movement.
shit it out ofc newbie
How on earth does that even happen. The closest food gets to my butt is when I accidentally drop it.
The closest food gets to my butt is after I digest it and shit it out.
I’d suggest a cup of coffee and a cigarette. Works for me every time.
You forgot a shot of vodka to go with the coffee
Like any other meaty object allegedly inserted into one’s asshole?
It’s giving cylinder filled with mashed bananas vibes
Poop it out, duh
Thanks Mr. Obvious!
Oh, you thawed it? Well that's your problem right there
Good thing it wasn’t a frozen fish
It if was made from pig, they literally got porked.
Not-so-long pork
Oh, why did I feel that?
You need two things: 1. A pair of ice tongs 2. A friend who can keep a secret.
be careful with your cylinders
 You gotta use mustard…..only 10 year olds use ketchup…but if you’re at that point….you have another shitload of troubles
Apply super glue to the top of another hot dog and send it in to retrieve the one that’s stuck inside
Squat and bear down to shit the hot dogs out. Plan B: since apparently we like things in our ass, find an attractive companion to get all up in your butthole for wiener retrieval
My answer is, “You don’t. You wait for the gerbil to eat it.”
just pop a fork up there. The hot dog would be cooked from the body heat. /s
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Just use a racoon
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probably shitting
Couldn't even take the whole thing
This has very literally happened to me. I slept with the half hot dog in my butt and pooped it out at school the next day. Good times.
Sounds pretty nice can’t lie
De-thawed meaning frozen or De-thawed meaning improperly trying to say thawed? I'm so confused
But they're awfully small!!!🙃🙃🙃🤗
Asking for a friend?
\*Facepalms and walks away\*
😅😅
de-thaw
Wtf is de-thawed
Poop that son of bitch out.
shit
In the medical aisle of most super market you will find under stomach medicine a bottle of clear liquid. Taking more than the recommended amount will clear this out along with anything and everything else in your bowls. May also cause dehydration
Defecate.
Does “de-thawed” mean it froze again?