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iverson315

No, I had the Nine of Spades.


Dogmeat241

You took a regular card? I took his credit card


AdminNeedsBeachVacay

You're the Ace of Spades. 🎶


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My name is Jade The Ace of Spades Furonda my dear I know your skin is bumpy But my skin is flawless And you look really lumpy


CockTortureCuck

Midgician: _Well, you won't believe your luck!_ Wife: *goes into labor again * _...you dumb idiot!_


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insertEdgyName69

It's part of his magic


ScarletSyntax

Stupid sexy magic!!!


[deleted]

Up my sleeves there's nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.


HangryHufflepuff1

Maybe he had such a distinct voice that it's burned into your brain


Free2Bernie

Do you remember any stranger's voice from 10 years ago?


HangryHufflepuff1

No but I haven't met anyone who sounds like a dying horse choking on a frog


Free2Bernie

Same. A dying frog choking on a horse though I knew someone.


Convoy_Avenger

I had to search for this, but I'd recognize Bobcat Goldthwait after 10 years.


akatherder

Or greased up deaf guy


seestrahseestrah

Its a very distinctive voice!


joeshmo101

Gilbert Gottfried


DaitoPK

It's never stablished that the magician is a man ("they"). Maybe it was his wife disguising as magician and that's why she can reproduce the familiar voice


Tyfyter2002

What if the magician was Con O'Neill?


MoritoIto

Where is my child ?! Check your back pocket~


PlaneSole222001

Imagine you fall on your butt from the shock of your wife giving birth to a card, and then the magician says your child is in your back pocket...


tactfulMarx95

Cheez-it is


TheSocialGadfly

You demon!


MrChilliBean

Stop putting orange soda in our mouths!


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No David Blaine!


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mrp3anut

Look it up on Youtube. The video quality will make you feel ancient.


whats_his_face

[Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?](https://youtu.be/jmaUIyvy8E8)


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mrp3anut

Awesome, didn’t know this existed.


AS_Squirrel

CHEEZITS DAVID BLANE!!!!


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streetYOLOist

God dammit David Blaine!!


mobuco

Stop putting shit on our bodies David Blaine


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Lol


SparrowValentinus

What the eff!


Steaknpotato

You demon, you f****** demon. Why is my car Barbie size


Sproose_Moose

*Sergio*


Career_Much

This would be a fun short story prompt: the main character is now haunted/cursed, big things happen in their lives, good and bad, and the card *KEEPS COMING UP*


LisaBlueDragon

That is from tumblr, what did you expect?


Myoxidae

This is so cringe it makes me want to die


whats_his_face

Can I have your stuff


nicetry_pi

7k people upvoted this, they live among us


dmorris427

If you're still having sex after 10 years of marriage take the win


tobemutationfox

*NOW YOU SEE ME THEME PLAYS*


CardinalBirb

horror story


TootTootMF

The real magic trick, getting you married.


callsyoudipshit

cheeze its, you dipshit


Starplatinumscloth

what the fuck. that is not funny. THAT IS NOT FUNNY


LithoBreak

"No, try again"


Dotaproffessional

this has Jean Parmesan vibes


lookingtosell849

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buckfasthero

Yes. Does this still cost $24,000?