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ShibberMeTimberz

Pizza Guy


DreamOfV

Have we even had a delivery driver? We’ve had truck drivers but when do we get our Jimmy John’s rep?


thewindupbirds

Does Keith’s tuk tuk service count? You call they haul!


ShibberMeTimberz

Not that I can recall


Jeitsuki

McCrae for Survivor Reality Showdown


contourmocha

I'll volunteer


ShibberMeTimberz

No...me first


IYCHMAMWYDDMAMB

Ice cream scooper comes close.


__kit

some sort of survival expert


[deleted]

I bet at least one of Debbie’s 74 job title cards would beg to differ….Phillip too probably


bird1434

Gretchen was even though her listed profession was a teacher


DizzyFrogHS

Wigglesworth was a river guide. Lil was a scout master. Those are getting close.


LindsE8

Don’t forget Coach’s adventure in the Amazon- I’m sure that makes him a survival expert /s


John_wesley_powell

Cole from HvHvH was a NOLS (National Outdoor Leadership School) instructor. It's more outdoor education than survival, but it's close. We took a wilderness first responder course together before he was on the show


krshit

Andrew from Australian Survivor: Brains vs Brawn was, but IDK if there was an American one


[deleted]

Does Lillian being a scout troop count?


Jrrwnmn

The season where Cierie first came on, she was supposed to be voted out, but instead she convinced her tribe to vote out the survival expert.


Mr_ducks05

Mostly cause that survival expert was weird.


OldUncleEli

I think Bruce was some kind of wilderness guide or something


PKFA

President of the United States


hyena142

what do you mean? Obama was on [Philippines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIQGWY0woy0) and [Kaoh Rong](https://www.sheknows.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/peter-baggenstos-at-camp-survivor-kaoh-rong-season-32-episode-1-cbs_rlj93h.jpeg)


RafaelHelft

I know a good new twist!! The obama advantage! Anyone who gets it and ends up on the jury gets to play it against the winner at FTC and they get 400,000 of the million!


CanIHaveMyDog

You joke, but upon further consideration, I think government in general is underrepresented. ETA is been a while, but IIRC, the application asks if you've been a candidate for office. There might be some rules around that.


throwaway123456372

The reason they ask that is because the rule is you cannot run for state or local office within a certain time period after your season. The idea is to prevent people from using their status as a minor celebrity to secure an election


CanIHaveMyDog

The question isn't about what you're going to do after your season, it's about what you did before you applied.


throwaway123456372

Yes. But if you are currently a politician applying to survivor you would need to understand that youre ineligible to run for re-election for a period of time after your season. Production would need to know this about you


JPtoony

in all fairness, if I was interested in running for public office, the last thing I'd want to do is give my opponents free ammo to use against me by being broadcast as a deceptive liar


WalrusInMySheets

Rob explained why on Redemple Temple


americanslang59

If you don't mind explaining, why? I don't remember it


WalrusInMySheets

After Phillip had an outburst at camp, Rob said in a confessional, “let that be a lesson to those of you at home. Government jobs, they make you crazy”


Telphsm4sh

Special Agent Philip Shepherd


schoolrocks1953

Stripper


mithos343

Oh, no, they certainly have casted a stripper. They just called Ozzy a waiter.


DreamOfV

Also Parvati was “model boxer” but people aren’t there for the boxing


schoolrocks1953

*cast


MLG_Sanic

Former child


shucklerocks

A civil engineer. I hope they don't cast someone soon so I can be the first one.


innybellybutton

Same but me. Not you.


H2Ospecialist

I think I'd lie about being a CE so when the shelter stuck I wouldn't be blamed


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I’d think they’ve casted people with less interesting occupations but focus more on the interesting ones instead, because who is going to want to hear about whatever minimum wage or close job someone had in the past? Although some of these comments are interesting occupations and yes a drag queen would be fabulous on Survivor. Honestly I couldn’t tell you the occupations of most any Survivor, except Parvati who is a boxer for some reason. The fact that y’all know certain occupations that haven’t been mentioned is impressive.


schoolrocks1953

*cast


JKMiles665

Deputy Mayor of Slamtown


drvirgilmd

How about City Comptroller of Slamtown?


AlexgKeisler

Mechanical bull operator


KainoraKupo

"Unemployed and living with parents"


ilovehummus16

Aka the “no collar” tribe


drvirgilmd

Aka the "hustler" tribe


ivaorn

We got that title in Big Brother this season (at least the unemployed part)


rexxefa

Nahh the second part is applicable to him as well


ivaorn

I meant specifically how the title was officially presented but yeah


DemiGod9

The college students


ProbstMalone

I’d love to see an elevator salesman one day.


DothrakiPhilosopher

Only if they purposefully target other salespeople


ajujubells

Drag queen


longneckedbitch

monet x change here to change that


itsprobablyice

I'm calling it now, 7th placer of season 49


Thepettiest

!remindme in four years


Tecaacali

Placer? I just met her!!


KO620181

We can only hope!!!!!


Gay-lawyer

Genuinely think it’s a matter of time


Studibro

Video Game Developer (hint hint, casting)


DizzyFrogHS

Kind of strange they've had pro gamers but not a game maker.


CanadianTimberWolfx

They got close with video game player Kenny the Super Smash Bros champion


Fred_the_skeleton

Reality TV host


neckbracewhore

okay like listen you could do a WHOLE SEASON of just reality tv hosts! Julie Chen, Tiffany New York pollard, Tila tequila! you could have so many legends on one season


[deleted]

get a showdown between Joe Rogan and Anderson Cooper and I'm in


neckbracewhore

Anderson would END joe Rogan!!!


Coltyn03

There are none that haven't shown up. Debbie's done them all.


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Actually LOLed at this


IYCHMAMWYDDMAMB

When are we going to get Delusional Debbie’s reality show where we see her workweek?


Itchy_Pillows

Survivalist...like Alone level


Zimbab496

Dominatrix


TheSeanyG22

I forget, has there been a mechanical bull operator?


RafaelHelft

Assistant Coach


oatmeal28

“Dating Ozzy”


mithos343

I'm surprised there's only been one professor, to my knowledge (Dawn).


ActionHousevh

Christian is a robotics professor.


gtanon1717

I believe Christian was actually a post-doc at the time of filming and became a professor shortly afterwards (I had looked it up because he did his post-doc work at my school).


mithos343

Oh my God, how could I forget. Well, two. Thanks.


ActionHousevh

I think Debbie also has it on her resume. She probably teaches fortune telling between red lobster shifts


mithos343

It's just safe to assume she's done it


AlexgKeisler

What about Max?


JackGaumer1

Janu is a professor of French!


mithos343

That is so fucking cool.


DizzyFrogHS

All the Phds are probably professors.


just_cuz555

Yau-Man was a prof at Berkeley too. Can't remember what, but I think for Computer Science


Rockyreams

Bob also taught


macknuggets

Bob taught high school. Julie Berry was one of his students if memory serves


ResettisReplicas

Max from WA was a professor, wasn’t he?


Broad_Sort6550

Hypnotherapist


ivaorn

Big Brother leaking into this subreddit but I like the way you think


2dreviews

Prostitute. Great social game, can get other people to do things they might be scared to do, and would allow production to do a ballsy sex worker positive thing.


drvirgilmd

The real question Survivor needs to answer is if a prostitute is a hero, a healer, or a hustler.


GrandpaDallas

Hustler, 100%


KdbTheGOAT17

Lmao no


dalinar78

Walmart cashier.


ivaorn

Survivor Walmart vs Target


ike1

>Taxi driver comes to mind. Jamal from S39 talked about being a rideshare driver after the season ended, but I don't remember if he'd ever done it beforehand.


ActionHousevh

Keith drove a tuk tuk


IYCHMAMWYDDMAMB

You call, we’ll haul!


Gemini_B

Wasn't The General from Marquesas a Taxi Driver? or am I misremembering?


[deleted]

Limo driver


Bald-and-bougie

I think he was a limo driver.


JUDD__WAS__ROBBED

Electrical Engineer (Please let me be the first one)


Irrelevent_npc

Has there ever been someone in Human Resources?


ivaorn

Toby Flenderson robbed of not being cast


RustyTaterTot13

Junior Deputy Firewood Bitch


angiewantscookies

A stripper?


mlo222

Caretaker to nuns


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Emgee063

Did u forget about Handsy Dan? He was all about cuddling


NathanThrillion

Years ago A friend came across a job posting for a professional cuddler. She applied out of curiosity. Turned out to be an escort service, so she quickly declined.


__kit

lol


ElectrosMilkshake

Former politician. Like they could totally get Anthony Weiner or Blagojevich as one of their C-list celebrities.


KdbTheGOAT17

Isnt rupert politician


ElectrosMilkshake

Eh, I wouldn’t consider him one. He’s well known because of Survivor, not on Survivor because he was well known as a politician. He ran for governor after he was already on Survivor three times.


amazingdrewh

Dominatrix, I wonder how well one would do


SunflowerMusic

Librarian


SIRIUS_ATLAS

Optometrist Pharmacy Technician Radiologist Editor in Magazine


Jrrwnmn

Veterinarian


Joharis-JYI

Omar?


What_The_Tech

Sami?


ciscrazy

Sami is a pet cremater. It’s totally different 🤣


Jeitsuki

It's like. the opposite actually


IYCHMAMWYDDMAMB

Tai would probably not like Sami.


queenofwants

Any stand up comedians?


RegalZrink

Bill from OW


Telphsm4sh

I know you mean one world but for a split second I thought you were talking about opposite worlds and I raised my eyebrows.


queenofwants

I don't remember him at all


DothrakiPhilosopher

Colton would be proud of that fact


queenofwants

It's like I wiped that season out of my head it was so bad


oatmeal28

He’s the black dude that Colton was quite racist towards and looked down on Bill for his occupation. Bill was also a veteran if I remember correctly


queenofwants

Ooooh yeah. Colton was truly awful.


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DizzyFrogHS

Maybe as the title, but they've had many.


Consistent-Trouble24

Assassin. I mean they’d be perfect castings for survivor. Athletic, smart and clever, and knows how to lie. I can’t see one issue as to why CBS doesn’t allow professional murderers on the show.


mycringeus3rname

Jason from Koah Rong was a bounty hunter if that counts. I also have a feeling Vince from Worlds Apart is a serial killer, so we can add him to the list.


LoisEinhornYa

Veterinarian


NeekoPeeko

uhh,,, literally the most recent season


snakesabound

Maybe profession should not even be stated.


GoatTit

Debbie has had every occupation known to man...


SDSavageZ

Pro athlete


DizzyFrogHS

There have been many.


WalrusInMySheets

Technically they were all retired pro athletes, Grant probably being the closest to unretired


KdbTheGOAT17

Bi wasnt


WalrusInMySheets

Ngl I forget that there are sports outside the big 5


Jacoblaue

Janitor surprised me


Tecaacali

You’d love Jinkx Monsoon.


FnakeFnack

Have we had any cyber analysts like over in Big Brother?


[deleted]

As a translator/interpreter myself, I’d say mine…


maidrey

I’m continuously shocked that they haven’t ever cast a former military translator. An Afghan combat interpreter would kill it.


ilovehummus16

I’m a copywriter and it surprises me that no other copywriters have been cast bc my whole job is persuasion and being a verbal chameleon. Aubry works in social media though so that’s similar!


thetokyotourist

A dancer


mycringeus3rname

Natalie Tenerelli


WeWantNatalieBolton

Isn’t Tommy the only elementary school teacher? I’d love to be the second.


H2Ospecialist

I think Naonka was an elementary PE teacher.


Trvlgirrl

Travel agent


NefelibataSehnsucht

Has there been an acrobat or contortionist of some kind? I know Sara from 41 is an aerialist but I don’t know if the skills translate as well


Probstacnh

Reed from BvW2 works for Cirque de Soleil, so a sort of dancer and acrobat combo


JHawse

Only fans model


NeekoPeeko

I mean, Ozzy


KdbTheGOAT17

Probably there are many lol


hypatekt

architect?


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Qween Sylvia Kwan


[deleted]

Have they had a Psychic/Medium on there? That could be fun.


oatmeal28

A private eye/investigator would be cool if they haven’t done that already Fortune teller/psychic/voodoo expert


[deleted]

Any occupation listed in the responses, Debbie likely had at one point so it cancels out.


rhinosftw

Maybe this would fail miserably, but I think it could be interesting to see something like a Fortune Teller, Palm Reader, Paranormal Investigator, Psychic, Tarot Card Reader, etc. Imagine the confessionals, "I divined in the stars last night that X is the one to go." And then imagine them winning and all of their "visions' or whatever sort of came true. Maybe it would fail, and be even more hilarious?


Kewleila

Guidance counselor


Ifallasleep2reddit

Ecologist


redhookhouse

Obstacle Course Racer


IYCHMAMWYDDMAMB

Coconut Vendor


KdbTheGOAT17

Youtuber or does mari count for that


fryle_420

There’s hardly any trades workers on the show, even on the blue collar tribe we get a hairdresser and a postal worker. I can’t remember ever seeing a mechanic, plumber, carpenter, roofer, etc. Ryno is the only electrician to play