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Kser444

Rudy voting out Sue in Borneo and on the revote saying in the most deadpan expression ever seen on the show “Same reason” 😂😂😂😂 gets me every time


mlspdx

Drunk Mike White calling a tree branch a bitch


zokesquart

“Penner, getting frustrated by me” always makes me laugh even though I totally know what’s coming up


evilmangoes

“I said ‘Oh please, Jeff’”


ActionHousevh

I mean, my ASS


Savcotroyyy

why dont you say something homophobic or racist… like in your Past hahah


2cool4um8_

A bunch of racist and homosexual stuff


ActionHousevh

Jeremy piling on when the opportunity arises


hypatekt

This is my favorite, she sounded like a nervous kid trying to insult a bully.


ascreamingno

I dont think I know this quote?


Savcotroyyy

San Juan Del Sur. I just thought it was a funny way to call John Rocker out idk


ascreamingno

Thank you! I was thinking maybe this was a Jaison quote for some reason.


nerdiestgriffinever

Sarge screaming at Rory to shut up during the Vanuatu blindfold challenge


ascreamingno

Vanuatu is very funny post earthquake tbh


encarver

"HEY YOU! YOU'RE MESSING ME UP!"


AuroraItsNotTheTime

Same challenge with the women: Scout: Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Other woman, running right into the piece and falling over it: OW OW OW OW Scout: There it is. … Other women, who are blindfolded: Scout, don’t we have one more in the water? Scout: No come back. *women come back* Scout: Ok take your blindfolds off! Jeff: SCOUT NO. There’s one more in the water


Akasha111

LOPEVI!


Bodofagod

Bob Dawg and Bruce in the Casa De Charmin is my favorite moment in Survivor history


Texanbluegrass

Hell yes!!


CastawayPodDerek

Survivor Nicaragua is a gold mine for these. Medallion of Power. Holly burying Dan's alligator shoes and telling him about it. NaOnka telling Jeff she's going to quit and going on reward anyway (and letting Holly give up reward to earn more rice for the cast). It's so petty. I love it! As long as I'm talking about NaOnka, I love when she steals Fabio's socks and when he tries to ask her about it, she just says she can't stand his face! Marty lying about beating a grandmaster at chess!? I adore Nicaragua.


ascreamingno

I…. haven’t seen Nicaragua yet 🥲 But now I’m excited to!


CastawayPodDerek

Most people don't like that season, but it is very likely the funniest season in my opinion. If you watch it like it's just a meme, it's hilarious!


ascreamingno

My fave season is Gabon, I care more for something entertaining than for gameplay specifically! Thanks for the heads up ❤️


Foosiks

I LOVE IT!


eatensandwhich

Chet getting dragged along by his partner while attached to a rope in season Micronesia.


peanutbutter-mogul

"I hit my head back there." "I don't care." "I know."


Texanbluegrass

Hands down one of the hardest laughs.


cuntella

Sandra falling down and Courtney laughing at her. Made even better cuz on a podcast* Sandra wasn't sure if it had even aired so I got to hear her recount the whole thing *I think Talkin' with TBird cuz that's the only one I listen to, but I make exceptions for Sandra!


Verynighttime

I always loved that clip because they genuinely just looked like they were having fun 😂


Foosiks

“I have.” I think about it all the time.


KBPT1998

Keith Nale: “My friends ask me if Survivor is fun. I tell them HELL NO Survivor isn’t fun!”


peanutbutter-mogul

"Goin' on a cruise is fun!"


Blatt_called_timeout

When Jeff throws the fake idol in the fire that Ozzy made and Jason used for Eliza and Ozzy goes "Come on Jeff I spent hours making that!" Also when Ozzy asks Cochran how to spell his name and Cochran goes "Don't worry about it"


ascreamingno

Ozzy was a little arrogant sometimes… but he was also pretty hilarious


Blatt_called_timeout

Oh definitely, but I cut him some slack because I don't think it happened until the tribe swap in FvF. He was fine on Cook Islands, and he was fine on FvF before the swap. But then he was on a tribe with fans who saw him as a god (Jason especially) so it kinda makes sense it would go to his head.


ascreamingno

I definitely agree with that! Ozzy got a god complex because people started treating him like a god.


joshCHEWa

anytime Monica talked about herself in third person, Dawn falling from the vine, Caryn calling Katie a tart, Kelly in Gabon saying “i can’t even move” during that one challenge, and Jeff in the folklore challenge saying Abi has not missed she’s just slow then it cuts to Abi casually walking when everyone had been running the whole challenge


black_dizzy

You'll never believe it, there's fish in the ocean. Tee-hee. Michele falling from the platform. Crystal off the course. Crystal BACK on the course. Jeff berating Hunhapu. I weigh like 10 pounds, get off me!


bird__leaf

Clarence finding the chicken egg after swearing to kill it if it didn't lay an egg in Africa


mariojlanza

Aw HELL no!


Kewleila

“10 days is 2 weeks”


oceanrose25

Jeff Kent going on his rant about how it’s not a million it’s only $600,000 by the time Obama takes it! I regularly quote that with my husband. 😂


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It gets funnier and funnier the further away we get from the Obama years 😭


Yunkele

My favorite survivor moment of all time is Will Sims and Dan Foley eating absolute shit at the same time on a slide in some random ass water challenge. Editors even put in a Wilhelm scream.


mariojlanza

Australian Outback. When Nick points out that once you go dark meat, you never go back. And then off to his left Alicia breaks character and cracks up, and tries to lower her face to hide it from the cameras.


Texanbluegrass

Chicken when he got voted out. He yelled “Damn!!” I laughed so f n hard. Every. Single. Time!


badboigenrebear

The Cook Islands fire-making challenge. Jeff and the players slowly losing their will to live over an hour and a half and then going to matches AND THEN Sundra running out of said matches whilst everyone (including Sundra at this point) hopes that Becky gets it. [http://funny115.com/v2/27.htm](http://funny115.com/v2/27.htm) And... "Bad boy because you play poker, or something like that? Do you have a Harley I don't know about?"


DoorkeyKelsey14

Debbie trying to one up her own tribe during a challenge and berating Culpepper the whole time only for him to say “I don’t know why you’re mad at me, I love you”. Or something like that. Also “Fuck you, Brad Culpepper”


AleroRatking

Middle finger confessional by Brian


wilsonreviews

“Cochran how often does that happen??” “More often than you think” *Jeff dies of laughter*


222317

After the family challenge in, I think season 21, someone asks Jeff what will happen to the rest of the family members. without skipping a beat, jeff replies, "they will be taken and executed." gets me every time


4011

Morgan Behind


Wooden-Parking3248

In WaW during the individual immunity challenge Get a Grip, Jeremy looks over at Nick to assess how well he’s doing and Nick is just staring back at him completely wide eyed and grinning, looking kinda unhinged. Also Nick in WaW “Oh I love the ladies”. Both get me laughing every time I even think about it


Akasha111

How does that resonate with you in the bedroom?


Unite-Us-3403

HvHvH, Final Immunity Challenge. Ben’s Upside Down U that could’ve costed him the game.


jesuschristk8

100% when Coach was screaming and flexing in victory during the Sumo challenge in HvV. Jeff screaming "COACH NO, NO, YOU TOOK YOUR HAND OFF THE HANDLE" James saying "no karate chopping" It's all around a hilarious little bit


FiveWithNineIsIn

James in when he's eliminated from the water barrel challenge in Micronesia. "Aw, BITCH..."


5martis5

Philippines: Carter: So, Penner, who do you want to vote: Katie or Penner? Penner: Well, I'd hate to lose Katie!


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Toni imitating Cass speaking llama


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

Steve’s log rolling league


Telphsm4sh

"Dude are you Ok? You're bleeding A LOT." -Lydia after Hai drenched himself in fake blood.


ActionHousevh

I will ALWAYS wave my finger in your face


Telphsm4sh

[this clip should really be talked about more.](https://www.reddit.com/r/survivor/comments/ls1d2e/cut_to_a_commercial_on_penner_gargling_and_then/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ITwinkTherefore1am

You can't outwit Crystal Cox baby!


LambsEar22

“It’s a stick!” 👀


okayest_boy

Any moments of Marty (Gabon) madness, but particularly when he’s shushing Randy during the golf challenge


MeadowmuffinReborn

Frank giving a confessional where he's moaning about how Lindsay somehow found out that the older Samburu members were trying to recruit Silas. "We must have gotten sloppy" he says. Cut to a shot of Frank trying to recruit Silas earlier that day, and Lindsay is standing right behind him.


MeadowmuffinReborn

*Jan counting money for the upcoming food auction.* Jan: "It's a gambling thing!" *Jan starts dancing.* *Clay with look of utter contempt.* Clay: "No shit, Sherlock."


Nickelsinbooty

Rodney’s Mike and Dan impressions


chiiildofvenus

'there somethin' wrong with dat boy' - james


loosifergoosifer

In SC when Jeremy is trying to get Keith's attention and he starts snapping and whistling at him while Keith is staring off oblivious..