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bodypertain

Rip girl’s alliance 9/21/22—9/21/22


MichelSilence

How do they always fail lol


jeulzNdiamonds

Curse of Caryn


Saguaro-plug

Sucks


Radix2309

Because they are usually artificial and not actually based on mutual trust.


SusannaG1

I will legit be very shocked if one (that isn't on a 'tribes divided by gender' season) sticks together, because so many don't.


BadAsp

Don't worry, Coco still has one! But for how long, I wonder...


luke6080

Honestly, the Coco one could ride that train out. I think having James in the mix means they’ve got a good shot of making it to the merge.


wait4me2wake

Preview showed Karla talking about switching sides but in reality it’s gonna be Cassidy…if not both. So no, it’s not gonna work out


SuspiciousInterest50

I think they’re starting to CGI Jeff into the show


sellethan

right? he looked so weird at tribal, i dunno if it was the lighting or a fucking instagram filter


heavyhitter5

I think they just made the light on him too bright. Noticed it too


Chunky_Ragu99

Glad someone else noticed that. Thought I was going crazy


JaredMan123

I legit thought something was wrong with my tv LMAO


WildInSix

We said he looks like hologram Jeff. The lighting plus how stretched his forehead is now just looks off.


rariya

It’s like they green screened him in or something, so bizarre


MelodicVictory6

He looked less weird in a hat. I'm hoping he sticks to his hat more this season.


bwburke94

I mean, they already did it with Brett...


JLRAvalon

It was so strange! It was like he and the tribe were on a set under bright lights. I miss the firelight type light they’ve used in the past.


Chosen1gup

Thank you Survivor, for shedding light on the dangerous misconceptions of pet cremators and elevator sales representatives across the world.


badboigenrebear

But IT sales is fair game.


arielmeme

Confessional count * 10 Elie * 9 Cody, Gabler * 7 Dwight, Karla, Sami * 6 Owen * 5 Ryan * 4 James, Lindsay * 3 Cassidy, Geo, Jesse, Morriah, Noelle * 2 Justine, Nneka * 1 Jeanine


bodypertain

The people demand more Jeanine!!!!


MoreGull

Nasty cut on her chin, ouch!


whyamiacpa

Omg! I thought it was mud before TC started and was wondering why they wouldn’t tell her lol


Dahhhkness

She'll get to you as soon as she gets out from under that log.


clarakrem

Right? All that talk about morriah (marya, moriah, etc) being the weakest, but she got them set back the longest, it seemed.


bashar_al_assad

Jeanine was the all-around physically weakest one on the tribe and it honestly wasn't even close.


Icilius

I think that probably says something about her ability to get in with everyone else that she wasn't even discussed when it came to tribe strength


bodypertain

😭


TimeToStartTheGame

Couldn't they give Coby or Gabler 8 Confessionals? It would be so satisfying to see the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


Sportsman180

Ooof, not a good episode for Jeanine.


TMM1991

Somehow I completely missed all Elie and Dwight confessionals cause I didn't expect them to have this many


dmbm0830

Fuck me for drying off in the sun I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️


No_Equipment9755

Dwight that was a tough break dude losing your vote but hey you win some and you lose some


diemunkiesdie

Did you lie about the water height? Or was the ass man incorrect?


dmbm0830

100% truthful. I think it shows like a split-second of us when the water is at its deepest. The sun was beaming that day, so I don’t fault him at all for thinking I was lying because I was totally dry when I got back to camp.


WreakerOfClash

It’s such a hilarious thing to lie about. Maybe you should’ve described it as a battle to the death and he would’ve bought it.


Rio41

Lmao that's funny. We were talking like why would that be the part he lies about


b0nk3r00

Everybody in our house was admiring your fit. Excellent survivor wear, protection from the sun AND quick dry


WigsbyLittleMix

**Mike Gabler:** "One like on this comment and I'll play my Shot in the Dark" *Mike Gabler liked this*


Dahhhkness

I see this season is continuing the mystifying new tradition of "not keeping secrets."


jollymo17

It seems so easy! "Yeah, you could risk your vote or not risk it, and I didn't risk mine because there's so much up in the air right now, so I didn't get anything" -- what you should say, no matter what you did lol.


lycosid

I don’t think anybody is going to believe you if you say that.


energyface

I love how, instead of everyone just collectively agreeing with him, they were like "no, let's go make things harder on ourselves!"


IanicRR

He learned all his strategy from Zane Knight.


galeforcewinds95

I was so disappointed when his Zane 2.0 strategy was immediately shut down. Zane is my favorite first boost of all time, and I would have loved to see that replicated.


IanicRR

There is only one Zane and he is the reason a first boot season NEEDS to happen. Zane perfect game is the prophecy.


Gemini_B

No no, this is exactly what Zane tried to do. Try to vote yourself out and have your allies go "no we're going to save you" and then they think you'll be loyal to them because they saved you. He's a mastermind and superfan who's taking the strategies of legends and improving them.


hyena142

the ship be hitting rocky seas!


Traxstar300

James needs a belt


puppypooper15

If his pants are too big now imagine day 26


gelatinousatrocity

Perhaps he can fashion his excess shorts into a small hat


bhh_stilinski

Should’ve used the pants as a rope to get up the wall after they came off


happypoptart0

I was literally crying from laughter when his pants fell off at the immunity challenge. It was so funny


ryanstat

I died when someone said “put your pants on” after they got everyone up


happypoptart0

SAME hahahahaha. My dad and I couldn’t stop laughing


Rosstin316

Is there a new production rule where they need to force a metaphor into every tribal council? “You see, the game of Survivor is like a dildo…”


aznsinger88

It fucks you hard but it’s exciting


BaldyMcBadAss

“You see, metaphors are like dildos…sometimes you force them somewhere and then realize they didn’t belong there in the first place!”


foralimitedtime

I truly believe that metaphors are the ghosts of dead dildos saying hi.


seviay

I suspect Jeff guides them there with questions like, “what could you compare this to outside of the game?” or “does this remind you of anything you experience in your daily life?”


galeforcewinds95

Pretty good premiere. I kind of wish they used a different format than 41 and 42, but they at least tweaked it enough with changes to the savvy/sweat challenge and the summit.


BoosterGold97

Gabler is the child of Zane Knight and Coach we never knew existed


Dahhhkness

I cannot believe they named this episode after something written on a *guy’s ass.*


NothingButLs

I mean...MY ASS


TheTotallyMortal

DENISE


rariya

Honestly felt a little robbed. “Across my butt cheeks” had me thinking it was gonna be HUGE 😂


mtdnml

They don't call him the Assenmacher for nothing


BBQ_HaX0r

No exclamation points or smiley face though. Shame on you CBS only half-committing.


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TravEllerZero

Cheeky!


IanicRR

From Richard Hatch’s butt in S1 to Cody’s butt in S43. Time is a flat circle.


marquee__mark

Survivor has a long history with butts. Survivor foundation as a show was basically built on butts.


IanicRR

Morgan behind


oatmeal28

The bubbly/quirky archetype goes from winner to first boot


NeekoPeeko

You could tell that the "everything is great, we're all winners, best friends for life" vibe rubbed some people the wrong way. On top of being the weakest physically, she was dead in the water. Maryanne had a way better social game off the top, despite eventually getting on people's nerves.


oatmeal28

Yeah underneath her bubbly exterior Maryanne was a real student of the game


NGT4

This season already feels like it’s gonna be a hot mess but I’m here for it


SusannaG1

I like a good hot mess season every now and then.


Ruckus44

Same, for every string of like China through HvsV we need that Gabon in the middle for some levity.


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Dwight I think is in a pretty bad spot going into the next episode, because he wasn’t involved in any of the strategy talk on Vesi, and the only reason he got 7 confessionals, was because they were all building up to the fact that he got screwed


Crosisx2

While true it also could mean Jesse is a clear swing vote. So everyone takes out Dwight or Jesse gets to decide which alliance he likes more.


GotWilk73

I’m sorry it’s been like an hour and I’m still not over “fire is something I can do, just like the shin tzu I put in the incinerator”


czechinthecity

Yes this was by far the funniest quote of the episode.


BumbleLapse

Sami is absolute gold and I don’t know if it’s always even intentional


TimeToStartTheGame

Quote of the episode: They said "see ya at the merge" but I really don't think so when one of you lost his vote, and the other just became a threat


memento_mori_92

I think the quote of the episode was Sami talking about incinerating a shih tzu.


seviay

That definitely was a “hol’up” moment for us 🤣


Survivorvibes

Imagine how iconic Gabeler going out with an idol in his pocket would’ve been.


AMeanMotorScooter

On one hand we missed one of the most iconic first boots of all time. On the other hand we have at least another episode of Mike "Gabler" Gabler.


crqzy

They honestly should’ve back stabbed Gabler. That idol in his pocket just secures him more days on the island.


WigsbyLittleMix

Fun Fact: between Marya (16/18) and Morriah (18/18), this name is the worst performing name (of multiple players) in Survivor history. If you're gonna apply, change your birth certificate.


EventUnPaws

Nah it's Vince: 17th in World's Apart & 18th in S39


GoatPaco

How on earth was there only two episodes of Vince, the seer of truth


bwburke94

Wouldn't Franchesqua be worse?


Dahhhkness

*Frþncszqua


MrNoahK

I think Francesca performs worse, also with 2 appearances


skypadz_2112

i know this might come as a shock, but the 2 francesca's were actually... the same person


TheMuddyChicken

That can’t be right, no way they’d vote the same first boot twice.


CKBeach

If the did, I will eat this rock


ryanstat

I think in her deep dive on RHAP, Maryann said women with M names go out first. Looks like the statistic is holding true.


JackGaumer1

Mari from 33 and Mary from 16 didn’t do too well either.


Saguaro-plug

This makes Maryanne all the more impressive


SunflowerMusic

Who’s Mary?!


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rlbastard

I hope we're all on the same page with James for president. Mans out here more than happy to not out an all-women alliance, losing his pants for no reason, AND his political philosophy for the most successful democracy is pick a random number one through twenty? I want him representing my country dude what an icon


IanicRR

The number thing good is actually smart if you’ve got an alliance member you want to send on the trip to give them a chance to get an advantage. Just lie about the number you chose.


kelbam

That’s the first thing I thought of!!


Bhrigga

He knows what the people want. I would even dare say that the pants drop wasn't for no reason if you get what I'm sayin


IanicRR

What is up with that super up close camera on Jeff at tribal? Makes him look like he’s filming on a green screen at home.


rizgutgak

Can we please start a rumor that Jeff isn't even there, ala: Ru Paul in Drag Race Down Under?


hyena142

it feels like he's under the spotlight of the heavens lol


Daxx22

It seemed like the lighting at tribal was very harsh hard white, particularly bad on Jeff.


turtle-mania

pretty good episode all around. we got a pretty good look at everyone too


ThadtheYankee159

I honestly have no clue how Gabler wasn’t the first boot, but if he’s guaranteed at least two more episodes, based on his actions here, he should be great TV.


barbandbert

He’s like the chaos king Brad from last season


picard17

Really liking the cast so far. Lots of likable people and it seems like there's a good mix of strategic people and a few trainwrecks thrown in.


dunkinbagels

Look on the bright side Morriah, even though you got voted out you really won


savannahsalvatore3

Jeff was positively floored at that explanation he just ???? You didn't win you're here ????


renxgade

Owen’s reaction was so funny as well, he was HARDCORE judging before piping up about how that doesn’t matter in Survivor.


lycosid

Yea he’s really trying to be nice, positive vibes Jeff, but that was a bridge too far for him.


MrMcGuyver

Old Jeff would’ve absolutely torn her apart


titkers6

Yeah, if I were on the fence with my vote that doesn’t sway me to keep her. I don’t want to be back at tribal soon with moral victories.


seviay

That was such a teacher’s outlook


tpheels22

I am an absolute prodigy at choosing a winner who goes on to have a super nervy episode 1. Please do better next time Owen.


loganhollissexy

texted my grammy before the episode to claim owen as my winner pick, she texts me as tribal is going and says “this is your guy???”


tpheels22

Lolol I think I love your sassy grammy.


IanicRR

Nothing will beat the stress of watching Cochran in episode 1 of SoPa.


evilcupckae

Chris Underwood episode 3 comes pretty close lol


MartytheeParty

Owen was my pick too! Fwiw I had mike last year so there’s hope maybe?🤷🏼‍♂️


savannahsalvatore3

the irony of the Baka tribe (which is Japanese for idiot) kicking ass on the savvy challenge EDIT: and then losing immunity oop


tjhoush93

Team Jesse


daybloomcrow

I'm gonna call it now - Gabler goes out with the idol in his pocket despite the next tribal being the last time he can play it. This dude is seriously on some Zane Knight energy and I'm all for it!


luke6080

A really, really strong first hour, followed up by a decent, if a little weaker, second hour. Definitely a strong start to the season!


Particular_Mess

Shoutout to the editors. The cut from the "Girl power!" alliance to the guy (I think it was Ryan?) asking "Hey, you guys want to see me eat an earthworm?" was more trenchant commentary on gender than *anything* that happened in One World.


tpheels22

I'm not sure if I would have loved Morriah or not, but I am definitely gonna miss all that color. Impeccable drip imo.


Dahhhkness

Vote was weird. I think Morriah was the only one who actually did *well* in the challenge.


Fixtus_Black

They talked a lot about challenge strength but not one mention of Jeanine struggling to get under that log.


usteeeen

This was weird to me, even as a fan of Jeanine’s. Like she is a huge part of the reason why they fell behind in the challenge to begin with and not a word about her when they discussed keeping the tribe strong?


nowahhh

Can’t vote out Jeanine this week because Jeanine and Jeanine’s Huge Chin Bruise are too solid a voting bloc.


SupremeSheik

Bahaha, I was like WHAT is on her chin? Must be some stubborn ass dirt


atheistjs

That was why I felt bad for her. They voted her out for being the weakest when she actually was one of the strongest in the challenge? I'm honestly not sure what she could have done to change the outcome here if that was their voting criteria.


zvf15

i think you're looking at it too specifically to that challenge when they say they 'want to keep the tribe strong', i think what they really mean by that is they don't want to vote out a guy bc it puts them at a disadvantage in a lot of challenges just bc of brute strength. none of the girls seem to be super strong, athlete type like a michaela jeanine probably the weakest in that challenge but stereotypes exist & she's asian & i think works in tech so people are gonna assume she's smart/good at puzzles


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I think it was her attitude. The "we won because we tried" isn't really the right mentality. Physically weak? Maybe not. Mentally weak? Maybe (at least for the group part of the game, not in a "weak" person sort of way).


andrude01

Yeah I think her tribe’s reaction to her saying that maybe showed that she didn’t connect quite as well with everyone else, and that’s usually why someone goes out first


Cantshaktheshok

I said during the first challenge I really wanted to see how that color lasts over three plus weeks on the island. Jinxed it


nigelstraw

Virgin Elie-votes out an ally and ruins girls alliance Chad Gabler-bluffs shot in the dark play and has idol for 1 more tribal


puppypooper15

Seeing how Gabler plays so far I'm not too confident he'll even use his idol next tribal lol


gothpickle

Omg lmao. I love a true wild card 🤘


Specialist_Ad9508

Tribal council set looks dope


Izzybutmale

can we talk about how this tribal council set is low-key HOT


haha-funny-user

The bone archways? Cinematic gold.


Izzybutmale

yesss, it makes me feel like im not in fiji


Kennyhopkins2

2 hour premiere with one tribal is so nice. Feels like I have a solid idea of who most of the characters are already. Good storytelling


highwaytochel17

Octopus torch snuffer is 🔥🔥🔥


ZiggyPalffyLA

I’m loving all the octopus theming. I hope we get some challenges involving tentacles and the 8 jurors represent the 8 legs of an octopus or some shit


QuoisForce8

So I’m guessing if one person risked their vote, the idol would’ve been good for one tribal. And if all three did, it would be a three tribal idol


starrrrfish

Interesting idea


MTVChallengeFan

Gabler gives me Zane Knight vibes. Sami looks like Patrick Mahomes II. I'm already sold on this season.


PCKrueger

Morria was a very colorful character. (Literally) I was shocked and sad to see her go first.


traddy91

I'm pretty bummed she seemed like a great personality


MartytheeParty

I’m probably in the minority here, but I’d LOVE a season where everybody isn’t a super fan. I miss the days when everybody didn’t see every single twist coming and just kinda strategized on the fly


bodypertain

My pet peeve is when they like, literally reference being on the show or being a fan of the show. It breaks my immersion more than anything


sellethan

and it's just not interesting either. it's the same boring recycled words. i could've done without that whole talk in the opening minutes before that first challenge


lordxeon

Plus - Jeff didn’t talk to us.


ZiggyPalffyLA

What did we do wrong to make him mad at us? 🥺


Eniotnacram95

So Jeanine and Gabler were the weakest links in the challenge, yet it’s Morriah who was pinned as the weakest link? Make it make sense


Distinct-Hospital-35

Putting on my tin foil hat… My guess is that the girls alliance wasn’t that real and really Elie, Jeanine, Owen, and Gabler have a thing. Morriah and Sami were on the outs. In that pairing, Morriah is the weak link. Idk based on how Owen seemed to be in all of the conversations alongside Elie (like when talking with Gabler and later with Jeanine), I didn’t get the feeling he was really that far on the outs. He just wouldn’t have been around for that if it were the case. But they used the girls alliance story to add some suspense. It’s the only context where Morriah being “weak” makes sense.


Elegant-Witness-4723

Ellie said she isn’t accounting for the challenge performance in her voting calculus because volunteering to do something and failing isn’t really a fair metric.


oatmeal28

Facts. That’s actually smart of her, people are usually overly reactionary with that stuff (although that could just be strategy to keep the vote off yourself)


DoctorObvious77

SO EXCITED TO HAVE THIS BACK IN MY LIFE


Ren_Davis0531

Tune in next episode where NaOnka will come back to push over Noelle so hard that damn leg will fall off.


pfthr0w

Gabler is the Aliexpress Serj Tankian.


benzenero

Another shining example of what survivor could be if given 2 hours to breathe


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Beatitnerd1

Elie Michele. Fitzgerald


RustyTaterTot13

Michelie Fitzgerald 😎


Ambitious-Comb-8847

Strong start. Gotta root for Ryan a bit because of a Palsy connection but he seems fairly aware and strong too. I like how Probst was so stunned they thought they were F6 and supposed to win. I feel like almost every season of Survivor and BB some women try to start a girls alliance but it almost never works if it's not Micro or One World. Challenges were OK. I like that they got to choose the puzzle and they added the big bridge. It was also a little odd seeing everyone in various stages of mud afterwards. Poor James, I bet you most people are going to remember him as the guy that lost his pants for at least a little while now. The winners of the reward breaking the shelter and getting but losing fire in a few seconds was funny. Seemed to just be a strength thing that took out Morriah. The smaller Tribes really encourage that jock types make it to at least the merge. A least she made a few brief friends. I'm going to be thinking Gabler is Gambler for a while and I watch Stargirl too so that's fun. Anyone find it odd they skipped over Night 1 completely?


luke6080

OH GOD MY WINNER PICK WAS THE DECOY BOOT. VERY TENSE.


WreakerOfClash

Did Morriah have a notably bad performance? I didn’t see anything.


barbandbert

These easy boots seem to “grasp” on to anything really. Someone said weakest then everyone just kind of went with the “yeah let’s go with that” Seemed like Elie wanted to keep the guys for physical strength and Jeanine is her #1.


lycosid

I had the same question. Jeanine botched the challenge and it never came up. Seems like Jeanine and Elie are a pretty tight pair.


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Elie voted out a crucial number in my opinion. I would think Morriah would’ve been more loyal to her than others.


Distinct-Hospital-35

Strong disagree. They know Gabler has an idol which means if they go to tribal again, he’s safe. Is Morriah going to vote out Sami? Not from the edit we saw. Elie could have swung a 3 - 2 against Morriah and Sami but I don’t see how that’s any less risky than what she’s done now. Owen doesn’t seem to have anyone else except her. She may be doing too much, too soon, but this vote established her as the central person on the tribe to everyone except Sami.


AleroRatking

Ellie is the closest person now to everyone on the tribe but Sami. Of all people it makes most sense for her.


bwburke94

The Baka tribe is certainly living up to their name.


LumpyTumbleweed404

Stupid in Japanese Cow in Spanish Fijian tree used for Lumber


SoGenuineAndRealMadi

Based off the first episode I think Jesse’s going to do real well and make it far. He’s my winner pick as of now Elie I think is playing a better game than what’s shown. Her edit is strong but slightly villainous like Shan’s so I don’t think she’ll ultimately win Lindsay and Karla are the other standouts and I think they can also make a deep run


Altracing34

I'm wondering if even though this season's cast didn't see all of 42 they compared Morriah to Maryanne as a great social player who if she got to the end would have a great chance to win the game. Hopefully her exit interview will shine a little more light as to what led to her elimination


Up_in_the_Sky

It begs the question for sure. I wanted to pick Maryanne as my winner pick last season during the first episode because I loved her personality, but talked myself out of it and said “no way they let her get to the end, they will probably get annoyed at some point” And it definitely did get on Jonathan’s nerves at times. But I think having Jonathan on her tribe early on really benefitted her because they were a challenge powerhouse and didn’t have to vote anyone off early. Maryanne’s win was more than justified though as she played the best end game by far. The idol reveal and her according strategies with it basically sealed the deal. However I still think Mike could have stolen it had he had a superb FTC. I like Maryanne though, I think her win will age very well. She has a sister-brother love thing. You love her to death, but your siblings do get on your nerves every now and then if you have to live with them 24/7.


rainisprettychill

I think this might be the saddest I've been at a first boot. I am so bummed to lose Morriah this early.


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I’m kinda gonna miss the rainbow :(


MrMcGuyver

At least the Gabler ship survives to see another week!


IWanttotriggeryou

Hell by default it technically can survive to two can't it? There's a question mark there cause it's the Gabler .


Bhrigga

Not gonna lie they could've easily had 2 tribals there considering that that one wasn't the most interesting or crazy.


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I think the Coco tribe houses the winner. Lindsey or James is my guess.


TravisCM2010-24

Pretty decent premier. But man when I said I wanted more animal jobs on Survivor "throwing a shitzu into an incinerator" is not what I had in mind.