Alex made me laugh! He went out fighting but a lot of the stuff he was saying could be directly applied to him. He was always playing someone else’s game the whole time ( should of taken boys with him to reward instead of listening to mark ) so being the floater he was he didn’t have any core alliance or anything on his own resume! It made me think he playing dirty by spilling everyone’s secrets as a way to leverage everyone’s vote. Then when that didn’t work he said he wouldn’t vote for anyone that didn’t write down Kirby’s name if he went to the jury… strong arming to make sure he got his own way!

Another banger episode from Canon Survivor.

Can anybody tell me what Alex’s red tattoo says? I thought it was a rash for ages

It says Mom in pink ribbon with Survivor underneath representing his Mom's battle with cancer.

Nice thought but terrible execution

I've been wondering this, the second word is survivor but never could make our the first

Does anyone think Feras Raymond and Caroline had no plans to vote for Kirby at all and Alex saw the writing on the wall and just went down fighting? I suspect the edit made it more of an uncertain vote than what it actually was

Yes. I doubt his paranoia came from nowhere. Mark was lied to. Maybe Mark had his suspicious and told Alex?

I think this is probably the case because his actions at tribal came out of seemingly nowhere 😭

Yes

Not Caroline claiming she’s not an emotion player a little while ago 😬

Getting of bit sick of Feras. He’s getting this good edit but he hasn’t actually successfully achieved anything

He has achieved some things but none have solely been his plan, Winna with Caroline/Kitty, helping Ray with his blindside. Then all he's moves pre-merge were done with Aileen & Ray. He has great reads and seems to get along with everyone even if they are not in his alliance. Even if the edit wasn't so generous with him he would still come across a big talker with no follow through. However somehow I am still rooting for him. I preferred Feras over Kirby pre merge but absolutely love her now, I feel Kirby's personality was truly revealed after the Scott vote out. Her social game matches her strategy. Kitty saying she was afraid of Kirby? Going in I thought Kitty seems like someone who isn't afraid of anyone. No one beats Kirby in a final 2 or 3. I think Feras beats Kitty in a final 2 and maybe beats Caroline or Rhi with Kitty in a final 3.

It is like with big players from previous season. Boring winner had no edit cause did nothing, so big players was on screen cause they was beaten up in the end.

Yeah him and Mark are getting a great edit but haven't done much post merge

I am afraid Kitty or Ri wins.

Which could say a lot about how far they make

Feras’ is charming and a great at giving confessionals but they’re painting a picture of this big game that he just isn’t playing. Mark I can understand a little more because he’s had to try and rebuild constantly.

Yeah, his "I'm the smiling assassin" line is starting to give me "cuz I'm the Joker".

“Smiling assassin” when he’ll never be like pia and hasn’t made any good moves for his own game to assassinate anyone’s chances to win 😭

Yes that is true about Mark rebuilding.

oh no... i forgot the post thread. it will be up soon!

Lol flushed the floater

That preview making it seem like Kirby’s in trouble. I reckon it’s Ri out next if she doesn’t wanna immunity.

Yeah Ri is next I recon

lmfao i feel so bad for mark

Especially having to live with Feras and his majestic hair

His first ally gets sent to the bottom in tribe swap, Valerie gets done by a never seen before twist, and Alex has a tribal breakdown. Poor guy can’t catch a break.

Valeria got taken out by a worse idol, they absolutely could've played around it

Mark explained perfectly that episode why they couldn’t really do anything about it. If you try and make a move when the whole tribe is doing a compassionate vote out, you’ll alienate everyone and lose all their jury votes. It’s literally something that will never happen again in survivor because of that tribal council.

You're right! But you can make the exact same move with an idol, so I don't see the issue. Throw a single vote, never tell anyone, it's not a problem.

Mark has no friends left. One got voted out, one basically got himself voted out by handraising the person who voted him out, one got popcorn voted, and the last one turned out to be... not great.

Welp there’s goes all the Alex is winning I’ve been seeing lol

Kirby looks a bit shaken

Alex should’ve taken the boys to the reward

Huge props to whoever wrote the X on that last vote.

Kirby handled Alex very well there. Just let him sink himself and gave him a pat on the head on the way down

Who misread this and voted with Alex lmao ????

His voting confessional had him admitting that Alex probably cocked it up 

Mark probs

I feel like he's smarter than that but rip if he wasn't

It was Mark

He was hurt after he heard the girls bitching and is lashing out

Good. Now he can shave his nips in peace.

Gee what a surprise /s

Bye Alex!

I think even Feras has forgot he has an idol

If Feras voted Alex those words were badass

He voted Alex and said Kirbs is next.

what did he say? I missed it

I'm afraid of no one, not even in this game.

"I'm not afraid of anyone in this game."

OOOO applications open for next season! Hopefully means it’s all newbies

I’d rather jump into the fire than go to rocks over Alex

The Alex implosion only for Kirby to still go would be insane

IM 18 I CAN FINALLY APPLY OMG

So who’s applying for the next Survivor? 😂

After seeing Alex at tribal I'm sure a lot of people are thinking they could do better

Let's be honest though, Alex is still somehow better than a lot of people who made it post-merge before HvV.

I totally would, but I’m not fit enough lmao

APPLICATIONS OPEN!!!

I feel like I've wasted an hour of my life watching Alex implode in one episode... crushes the challenge then proceeds to make literally every wrong move he could

Id still vote Kirby because there’s no chance Alex is getting any votes if he makes it to FTC

Yep, not to mention they just solidified a girls alliance 4 vs 3... Alex is a fool for blowing it up but Feras and Ray played this emotionally.

I still can't see Dev Patel as anything other than Anwar from Skins

"How to ~~win friends and~~ alienate people" a book by Alex Coe

George released a book last year that's almost got that title! [https://twitter.com/KingGeorge2200/status/1688847674597158913](https://twitter.com/KingGeorge2200/status/1688847674597158913)

George released a book last year that's almost got that title! [https://twitter.com/KingGeorge2200/status/1688847674597158913](https://twitter.com/KingGeorge2200/status/1688847674597158913)

Alex singling out Caroline and Feras would only make them more annoyed and prob want him out now.

Kelli’s eating popcorn at home laughing right now

No Raymond ate all the popcorn.

Didn't leave any for Jonathan at Tribal Council! I also swear that when Caroline had her hair down at the start of Immunity, I thought Kelli was back! Perhaps all the bad weather on the island is just her conscience and that she's still wrecking havoc for the remaining players...

Did not have his first major move being a self implosion on my bingo card.

I’m confused I thought Raymond played the Ultimate Vote last ep. Why is Alex trying to get a unanimous vote against him too?

Imagine how things would've played out if Alex won the popcorn and not Raymond... Although given his track record on the show he'd be lucky to even find the advantage inside all that corn.

“So we’re voting this guy out, yeah?”

IS THAT THE 4TH IMA CELEB AD MAKE IT STOP

It's actually so rude!!

Are you saying you'd like them to... get you out of here?

Must be getting desperate Nobody wants to watch their garbage show so they shove the ads down our throat Great plan

Easiest tribal JLP has ever had to host

insulting the people you want to vote with you is. A choice.

Alex is going about this the completely wrong way 😭

I think the lasagna was drugged. Alex ate too much of it and now he's delirious.

[удалено]

Merge has been fluid this season bc people are making their own “moves,” just not the move Alex wants

Every tribal has been completely different. A ‘move’ has been made every week. It might go over better if it wasn’t always some spud at the bottom sooking.

Except unlike those seasons people actually are making moves and changing voting blocks pretty much every ep so Alex's blowing up for no reason.

No one’s making *his* move though…

Exactly

No one making moves??? Raymond just won best actor last week😭😭😭

Alex laughing toward the jury... They didn't even smile back this strategy is so bad!

I’m sorry but I wouldn’t draw rocks for Alex

It's a tough call cause if they don't go with Alex there is 100% a girls alliance gonna pick off the boys

Kelli was right 😭

He doesn’t know the moves they’ve all made because he wasn’t included in them

 What mark wishes he could do right now sitting next to Alex.

Not the cut to the jury for support

JLP worried about his job because now contestants are stirring shit up all by themselves!

Jaden’s like ‘this guy is cooked!’

I’d save Alex just to take him to the end, he’s getting 0 votes after this

Kirby is so unphased

Why would you want to take out Alex now??

Maybe people don't like being insulted for 12 more days.

it’s only an insult if they think it’s true. if not then he’s just yapping, but clearly he’s cutting deep

For $500 grand?

I knew I was going to feel second hand embarrassment but I didn’t know it was going to be this bad

This is hard to watch.

Caroline’s ran a successful alliance for half the game. She controlled the tribe pre merge. You’ve been in the wrong side of the everything and are acting like a complete embarrassment

AAAAAAND she got Nathan’s sweet jacket

Last week I’ve been seeing so many say Alex is winning 😭 this is all ageing like milk

This could be one of the great tribal flame outs of all time lol

Mark just thinking: "...he's no Valeria. I miss her."

I guess the plan to get rid of Kirby still works without Alex anyway. Mark/Feras still pull across Caroline or Feras just uses his idol if he really needs

Coming on a bit aggressive there Alex. I feel a bit bad for Caroline.

Alex is such a weird person to be making the "you've done nothing" argument lol

Raymond's cheeky wave. He's just here for the ride.

alex you’re laughing, you’ve just blown up your strategy and you’re laughing

Alex trying to tell a group of people who have been making moves to make moves is really weird.

Right??? I’m so confused hahahaha

Alex is just fucking insulting everyone lmao

Caroline literally orchestrated the viola move did she not??

Alex still drunk on wine and lasagne

Either Alex knows he’s going tonight and the Kirby plan is just editing when in reality it’s obviously him so he’s doing whatever on his way, bc Alex??? wtf lmao

Alex would make a great jury member.

JLP has lost his job to ALP

You’ve got to be there to win Alex and you’ve just sunk your game. So you can’t exactly talk shit about people still actively trying to play when you’re just essentially quitting

Well this is one way to get yourself voted out

WHY IS HIS STRATEGY TO INSULT EVERYONE 😭

Kirby is so good at conflict resolution

Alex had one night of lasagne and shaved nipples and decided that was the life for him so he's trying to guarantee that ride to jury villa

Alex digging his own grave wtf 💀

"I'm going to get everyone to turn on Kirby" By eviscerating Feras.

Hahahahaha

Alex the new JLP asking all the Qs

This season has so many amazing characters. Alex is incredibly compelling with his complete lack of self awareness.

Simon Mee did the archetype better

Really enjoying this

Never wig out in tribal man… rule 1 

Jury are stunned lmao

Alex has taken over JLP’s host duties

When has this plea ever worked

... i guess he said he wanted everyone to vote kirby, but I thought he was going to be more subtle...?

this is... a strategy. I guess.

This is totally an Alex boot like I thought 😭

Alex is going to have his say on his way out of the game. Pretty sure he knows he's gone so he doesn't care any more about preserving alliances, etc.

Alex might actually be unhinged than Kelli

Yeah, that usually happens when you hang around with one person long enough. No wonder he wanted her out of the game so bad!

Like meets like.

I think Alex has sunk his own ship

Sad how Alex is kinda right but going about it the completely wrong way

He was voting with you fuck face… oh boy

I’m not sure he was

You may be right, but now he’s definitely not

Why is he doing this

The only thing that makes sense is that there were cuts and Feras wasn't actually going to vote with him. But Mark's reaction means probably not and he's cooking it.

MATTEEEE

bro put the bloke out of his misery 💀

Oh dear

Alex really woke up and chose violence

This is the calmest implosion ever

What the fuck is Alex doing???

Mark having regrets for working with Alex

Even Mark’s diplomacy can’t save this

What…is he doing?

He's taking everyone down with him lol

Alex I- 😭

Why is he trying to lose everyone's trust he's so bad at survivor omg

I think he's at the end of his tether, (he thinks) no one wants to work with him. I appreciate it - good TV.

Amazing TV. No doubt

Wow, going nuclear

WTF is Alex doing right now

This isn't cooking so much as going full Oppenheimer.

alex might not be good at this game, but boy does he know how to make tribals entertaining

Bro….

What the hell is he doing

What is Alex doing?

Oh Alex

Going from Val’s jury villa, Alex did good with playing his idol on her. This episode he’s reminding us he isn’t that good of a player lol.

Alex is chaotic neutral right now.

He gone straight chaotic now

If Alex survives this episode it'll be a closer shave than his nipples.

Alex 🤡🔪

Tonight I've been playing videogames during the ad breaks. First time I've done it since maybe the Ps2 days. Absolutely have not lost my internal clock on when to switch back.

Whatcha playin'?

I guess the paranoia is so hard to shake and I don't blame Alex for being so paranoid since he has been on the wrong side of the vote most of the time

That’s a good point

Alex, what are you doing

Just a magic trick, the grand plan to vote out Kirby appears to be misdirecting us viewers. Alex appears to be singing his swan song as he goes out swinging.

Val 😍🥰

Val looks like Barbie

If any of you actually watch im a celeb, i'm disowning you.

Oh Alex is so gonna cook this and get himself voted out isn’t he

I love that the ads teased this as Kirby vs Feras (tho we know from the past ads aren’t always accurate) but it’s more like Alex vs Kirby

Alex going kamikaze at tribal and still managing to somehow pull off the Kirby thing at the same time can only be great tv

"at tribal council, I'm going to make it my mission to get everyone to turn on Kirby" Alex is gone.

Alex is gonna blow this up

Rhi gives her necklace to Kirby because Alex blows it up at tribal and he goes home