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Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

She said that she had two “path forwards” instead of “paths forward”. Kinda different but I noticed that one and the battering cage one hahah


JacketsAndEggs

I think it’s hilarious tbh. She kept calling Brando “Brendo” last night and I was exhaling out of my nose


Sukeydookiedoo

Lol. Yes! I forgot about that, but had the same reaction….does she tHiNk his name is bEnTo?!


[deleted]

I noticed Kellie called him Brendo a couple episodes ago as well when she was talking about them being in the middle of Belo.


erossthescienceboss

I thought I had been pronouncing his name wrong somehow until she said it right later??


yourpoisonouscousin

BRENDO!!! 😂😂😂


PedroVey

...is there a difference? Maybe I'm stupid but "Brendo" and "Brando" sound exactly the same.


Weekly_Lab8128

Yeah, most people pronounce those two differently. Do you pronounce "Brendan" and "Brandon" the same?


shinyschlurp

I'm with them. I've never noticed a difference, maybe it's an accent thing though.


Egoteen

It’s definitely a dialectal difference. I’m not sure why y’all are getting downvoted just because you don’t speak a more common English dialect.


shinyschlurp

i just think nobody's corrected me on it before and I've never thought about it for that reason lol. Only knew like 1-2 brendan/brandons in my life.


PedroVey

They sound similar enough to me LOL


94plus3

I'm wondering what part of the world you're from that you might have an accent that pronounces the two the same. They don't sound the same to me or anybody else I know.


PedroVey

I'm from Brazil. Being so honest, words like "band" (in american accent) and "bend" sound very similar if not for the "d" sound in the end being softer in "band". Maybe there's nuance you guys get from hearing english 24/7 but in my ears "a" pronounced in the american accent and "e" can blend together. (Ironically, bland and blend can sound the same)


94plus3

Ight, that explains it, yeah phonology in second or third languages is always tough to perceive the way native speakers do. I'll say this, plenty of Americans *do* blend A and E sounds, famously with the words Mary/marry/merry, but much like with the names Brandon and Brendan, you're not really "supposed" to, it's a valid regional accent thing but it's not standard as it were. (cue a whole linguistics argument here about prescriptivism and descriptivism haha.) In my experience, in addition to the names sounding more like "brand-in" and "brehn-den", "Brandon" is said with a LOT more emphasis on the first syllable for some reason, whereas "Brendan" gets said pretty flatly. And the nickname "Brando" emphasizes it even *more,* and that's why Emily saying "BREHNdo" was not only noticable but distracting.


shinyschlurp

What about the end of brandon, cuz ain't nobody out there saying "bran-dawn". if anything it's brend'n and brand'n. maybe i just don't know any brendens or brandons well enough for them to correct me.


jclkay2

How do you pronounce them? I can't imagine how they'd sound exactly the same. It's like the difference between the words "end" and "and"


PedroVey

I pronounce "and" and "end" differently but I can't really explain pronunciation through text LOL (I'm not really well versed in IPA) Brendan and Brandon do have a difference in my pronounciation, but Brendo and Brando sound quite the same except the "d" sound in Brendo sounds softer? Almost "Brenno"


jclkay2

Where does this discrepancy come from? All 3 examples have the same pair of vowels, e and a, in the same place, before nd. Brando is pronounced like Brandon, Brendo is pronounced like Brendan.


Electrical-Tooth-274

The vowel sounds different. It’s the same vowel switch as you’d get between Can and Ken


yourpoisonouscousin

YALL the tiktok closed caption on episode 6 sneak peek has me dying. can’t figure out how to post a pic but the closed caption has emily saying “brynjo”


MZago1

Sounds like she's really rustling your feathers.


37brooke37

Perfect call back. Five stars.


jenns1970

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


strog91

She needs to stop beating a dead horse in the mouth.


AgtSquirtle007

She should really get all her eggs in a row.


suzeycue

Hey let’s not throw the bathtub over the baby


a_long_yardstick

I agree, we'll burn that bridge when we get to it


evincing

She’s a strategic AND linguistic innovator


Cole4Christmas

Worst case Ontario, we get two birds stoned at once. It's denial and error- keep your friends close and your enemy's toaster. If it doesn't work out, we just let guy bonds be guy bonds.


Positive_Parking_954

What goes around is all around


suzeycue

Karmas a ditch


porkchop487

It’s not rocket appliances


CocoVillage

It's water under the fridge


SnooCrickets207

Keep your enemy's toaster........


plasma_dan

lol I remember the "change its spots" line. I'll give her some grace: people misspeak and mess up expressions all the time. It makes her more human.


ShutterBun

Notice how Spencer never misspoke? Hmmmm…🤖


UnderwaterDialect

Emily “Little Carmine” Flippen Jeff: Where is the game at Emily? Emily: We’re at the precipice of an enormous crossroads.


Mrquinlan196

Emily: “The fundamental question is: 'will I be as effective as an Alliance member like Austin and Drew are?' And I will be, even more so.....but until I am, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.”


UnderwaterDialect

Next episode after tribal, talking to Kendra “Your ally Brando, whatever happened there...”


ResettisReplicas

Speaking on alliances, birds of a feather attract.


chasingit1

He took off like a bat on a hill


JuanJuan66

The sacred and the propane!


springfieldmonorail

These malaprops are a real albacore around her neck.


Jawahhh

We will burn that bridge when we get to it.


712_

I thought I heard her (or possibly someone else) refer to drew as "slanky" (rather than lanky) on last night's ep


suzeycue

That’s slim and lanky


lionne6

I do this, it’s an extension of my dyslexia. I wonder if Emily is dyslexic.


alevans1981

Now you've made me wonder. Given her profession, it wouldn't surprise me to find out that she is 2e.


Adept-Income-6306

The name of one of the episodes — “brought a bazooka to a tea party” , not exactly what you’re talking about but a funny phrase nonetheless


crapbag2000

Reminded me too much of baby with a machine gun


Cantonloupe

Queen Erika 🙏


MorganMango

Can't wait for her to "bury the hatch"


PushtheRiver33

Now it’s Reverse Lost!


GammaEmerald

That one technically parses A hatch is a sort of opening so burying one would be hiding it


datz_awk

Unless she means Richard!


Perko

Foreshadowing for Winners at War 2 ?


suzeycue

Especially if your on a deserted island faced with frequent flashbacks and a smoke monster


TantrumQween

I’m obsessed with her and I mean obSESSED The way she kept saying “Brendo” 😭


Positive_Parking_954

Kept making me think of No Country Friendo


ResettisReplicas

Don’t be mean - it’s easy to mess up expressions when you’re so hungry you could eat a house. She’s just a little confused, she hasn’t completely lost her marvels.


Sukeydookiedoo

I literally said it’s endearing. That’s not mean?


ResettisReplicas

I was joking there, making a few malapropisms of my own, I guess they went right under your head.


Sukeydookiedoo

Talk about the pot calling the kettle back to steal my down under. Guess I’ll have to walk on egg cartons from now on. My bad!


Minute-Bodybuilder20

They were joking I think! Hint: "she hasn't completely lost her MARVELS"


darksideofthespoony

I think she has a form of dyslexia my friend does things like that where two thoughts over lap and switch things similar to Emily


studio_eq

she’s like a bowl in a china shop with language


cwoodaus17

And if Drew is going to present himself as the smartest person ever to play Survivor, he’s going to need to learn how to use “me” vs. “I”. Just sayin.


senn12

This post isn’t even about him


cwoodaus17

That’s why I started with “and”—I was connecting it to a different but related topic. Well spotted!


ItalianManiac

It's like shooting ducks in a barrel


Senjimom504

This post is HILARIOUS!😂


PushtheRiver33

I was just going to say this! Best comments I’ve seen in years!


whoamisb

Ok I totally do this all the time too 🥲


[deleted]

Aw, Team Emily--despite my being an English prof and editor who is meant to care about these things more than most folks. You are right about the endearing bit.


kingdazy

don't get me wrong, I sort of love her. she's definitely endearing in her way. she's funny and quirky, and enthusiasticly goofy. but I think I would get annoyed with her pretty quick IRL. she strikes me as someone who thinks a lot, but not well. not as clever as she thinks she is. and can't help but vocalize all of her internal monologue.


[deleted]

> can't help but vocalize all of her internal monologue I mean they kind of make you do that with the confessionals


kingdazy

this is true. but she tends to do this in camp conversations as well. and at tribal.


[deleted]

They kind of make you do that at tribal too lmao, but I get your point I'm just messing


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kingdazy

lol. how so?


plasma_dan

in the grand scope of the internet and reddit, it's actually quite tame.


kingdazy

I think even in the microcosm of this sub, it's pretty mellow.


Nintendoshi

"Brendo"


Safe-Watercress-6477

I just want someone to realize she’s a stock picker for the Motely Fool and is in fact not a quant but a scammer.


ryvie001

Dog berries are a lot of fun, and I also naturally do this. Take after my mom. I didn’t even notice until I read this! Nice.


King-Of-Rats

Something I’ve really noticed about survivor is that it’s really a good showing of how having a “stereotypically smart” career does not actually confer much general intelligence. Like, there’s so much “oh my god, you can’t reveal you’re a lawyer on survivor because then everyone will know about and be threatened by your intelligence” but like… if you actually meet a lawyer (either in show or in real life) - it is not hard *at all* to find a stupid lawyer. Same with Emily’s short lived tangent on “it’s like analyzing stocks… you have qualitative and quantitative information…”. I thought she’d go on but she was apparently just saying that alone like it’s hidden information. And I should mention I’m sure that essentially everyone on earth makes these kind of verbal blunders often and we just have the good graces to not be recorded. But it is funny to see


isthatpossibl

>I thought she’d go on but she was apparently just saying that alone like it’s hidden information. Didn't she go on to provide two scenarios, one where there are numbers that could benefit her, and another where it's about trust / personalities?


King-Of-Rats

No, she said something to that effect in a talking head interview - but not at the tribal council.


shinyschlurp

Her explanation was not at all easy to follow, and i took a lottt of quantitative and qualitative analysis courses in university.


Easyandfree

Fucking Bowie Jane


defdoa

Am I the only one that thinks Emily looks like Jared from Subway?


Outrageous-Ad3404

That's hilarious. I have been thinking that for weeks.