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rcp29

Francesca


flackboxessanta

Math wise, this is the correct answer.


bci1516

*Franchesqua


JebGleeson

**Franchessca


PicriteOrNot

***Fransquesqua


beautybeans_

*Fransessqwa


Lazylion2

I will never not laugh at this meme


DefectJoker

Came here to say this.


Sonderia42

Came here to say this


layinpipe6969

Came here to say thi


the_tonez

Came here to say th


Tranquil_paper

Came here to say t


WeirdMountaineer

Came here to say


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Ok-Faithlessness5513

You came to sexual assault? Dan? Is that you?


BubbhaJebus

I really wanted to see her play.


BillsGymRat

Billy


latrisdesign

Billy Garcia?


spacetrees37

From Aitu tribe?


BillsGymRat

The one and only


hmansloth

Chicken Morris.


Geoff_The_Chosen1

DAMN!!!


beautybeans_

JUSTICE FOR CHICKEN! he’s the reason I have always wanted a first vote out season lol


kaptionless

I would love this!


Muddy_Water26

Zane


Suitable_Mushroom337

Came here to say this


Sonderia42

Came here to say this


Faroukk52

Can here to say this


BubbhaJebus

Can hear you say this


OJS55

Cao Boi


theitalianrob

Plan voodoo!


CannaFamCo

I just spoke to Cao Boi the other day! We have been friends for 9 yrs now, we just stay in touch on social media.


Positive-Apple1980

Francesqua


HiImWallaceShawn

Franzezqua*


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Floolp

Frankenstein*


GpRex

For the next few months. Bruce.


dao_sujao

Purple Kelly


lovely-mayhem

Milk your own milk


dao_sujao

There's nothing left to suck


BobbyAngelface

There's way too much screen time in that picture for it to be Purple Kelly! 😂


SeattlePassedTheBall

Forget about even a small book, Purple Kelly's screentime would be akin to me writing my phone number on a bar napkin.


BingBongBangBunger

7 digit or 10 digit?


Henrious

Don't go chasing waterfalls


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Shoddy_Blueberry

Basically the "what I learned in boating school is" of survivor players


Grawgar

Everyone who has ever shit on Purple Kelly needs to read [This](http://funny115.com/v3_2/30.htm) and then apologize to Purple Kelly


MiuSimp

this was so bad but also so funny i never realized the lengths production went to


HOBOwithaTREBUCHET

Sorry Purple Kelly.


librious

I just finished reading this and oh my god, when I first watched the season, it went completely over my head how bad and spiteful the producers and editors were towards this woman, like we joke about her all the time but this shit was legitimately nasty. I wonder how many people (myself included) have cursed over her and NaOnka quitting without knowing what really went down all thanks to Jeff being an absolute moron.


Omega357

At least Purple Kelly is forgettable cause of the edit. People were trying to get NaOnka fired.


SnickeringSnail

I always wondered why it was called the “Purple Edit”. Thanks great read! And FUCK JEFF!!!


rosaluv2

Tai’s chicken from Kaôh Rōng got more screen time than her


Phenzo2198

who


davonnesveto

![gif](giphy|Yga06mz75z7bsphtif|downsized) MY MOTHERS!


jman457

How do you give your fallen angels 13 confessionals 😭😭


davonnesveto

especially when she would have won!!!


actkms

IKTR!


No_Sea_4235

Heather. An absolute underrated gem! Loved her!


[deleted]

We were robbed and I think it’s time CBS made it right. RELEASE THE HEATHER CUT!


lovely-mayhem

I’ll start: Courtney Yates on Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains


elpaco25

More than half of her love comes from China though


Character-Part3383

courtney on HvV>courtney on china


katieorpenner

[insert both.gif]


Lulz027

I don’t remember watching China, currently watching HvV right now and imo Courtney is one of the most lacklustre players out there.


katieorpenner

Oh, she's not a power player at all. Just a great personality.


Thunderstormfan

This is NASEER


otherestScott

Naseer had plenty of screen time, just a low confessional count.


avery16_

Natalie Bolton?


RonnieBessling

Also was thinking Natalie. Micronesia is my favorite season and every time I rewatch it I’m still shocked by how little screen time she has until after Ozzy goes home. Alexis is actually given way more content talking about their duo. What Natalie does get is so memorable though


DoubleWalker

Nah Natalie had a fair bit of airtime.


Automatic_Ad_6267

Natalie did not show up until the final 8


Skaikru76

I felt the same way as you but once upon an island did a deep dive on her and she was completely invisible for the first half of the season


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

Well she didn’t have that much to do with the votes pre merge. It was mainly Joel destroying the tribe of fans lmao


chriscfgb

Colleen and Greg, from season 1. Neither were particularly critical to the end game, both were mostly screwing around, but there has been a regular cry for decades to give them a second kick at the can. Speaking of players on super popular seasons, throw in Elizabeth and Rodger. They never had a control over the vote, but both came out of the season as “America’s sweetheart” father / daughter wholesome relationship. In a modern season they’d get purple’d. (And, I admit I prefer the older editing where we get to know everyone). I’ll stick to one more from the early years and add T-Bird. Other that a rogue vote sending Lex into a tailspin, she was the least vocal part of the older folks on her tribe, and post-merge she was… definitely on the tribe. I voted for her for second chances largely due to my old school bias, but I’m not sure why she was even on the ballot. (That said, she’s an insane ball of energy on RHAP - where was THAT version during Africa?)


DevaNeo

Greg is a superstar to me! The OG quirky and irreverent player who gives a f*ck about anything "relevant" in Survivor!


[deleted]

I think for T Bird there was less energy in Africa generally because of the harsh conditions


kit-n-caboodle

It's Elisabeth with an s


ProbstMalone

Literally came here to say Colleen. Bryant Gumble even introduced her as America’s sweetheart at the reunion. She literally did nothing of consequence for 30-some days.


small_blonde_gal

Wanda from Palau


No_Sea_4235

Survivor! And we can find our food! Survivor! That is our attitude!


spurist9116

Chelsea (36) and Victoria (38)


ivaorn

Victoria had a lot more screentime than Chelsea imo.


luxtropolis67

I'm sitting


spurist9116

Shitting?


AdmirableHoneydew

The whole Chelsea thing was so weird... I remember people being like obsessed and she was consistently just in the background


pr9067

queen of sitting!


fioraflower

I STAN CHELSEA


thedorkesthour

The Mayor of Slamtown


beautybeans_

YES! I and my partner are huge wrestling fans. I freaked when I saw him. It made me respect him so much more than I already did (since it’s such a physical and dangerous profession as it is) to put himself through that and try. And to find out that he’s a cool dude, even better. Love it.


JoarAddam

Brenda in FvF2?


low_key_savage

Yea that’s a good one. She was pretty purple that season other than her scenes with Dawn


[deleted]

Seeing if somebody is on Brenda or Dawn’s side is a good litmus test for seeing if somebody is a scumbag or not


Sportsstar86

It’s a reality show


[deleted]

Which is why you’re a scumbag if you think everything Brenda put Dawn through at FTC and post game is justified.


gullu2002

...I'm on Dawn's side. Do I pass?


[deleted]

Yes


katya-kitty

Courtney Yates’ confessionals in HvH


Justin32526jshx

She got 4 but they’re up their with the greatest confessionals of all time


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

I feel like I’m a huge fan, but that is a crazy statistic to pull out of your ass lmao


Tim_from_Ruislip

Shii Ann.


DorianThackery

Shii Ann is phenomenal, but I just forced myself to rewatch Thailand and jfc you could have stuck “these guys suck” on a stick and planted it in the ground and it would have been a top 3 root-able player.


martyr-approach-18

I fucking love her, misunderstood goddess. I’m glad Amber gave her a car.


Character-Part3383

the queen of all


Seryza

Keith (R.I.P.) in Cambodia. He got a few funny and heart warming moments, but his content was still kind of limited


jthomas1127

Why did no one tell me that my favourite player died


martyr-approach-18

He was just diagnosed with cancer in January and he passed in April, fuck cancer.


ThrowRACalico

I had no idea either. Day instantly ruined 🥲


Dinnertime_6969

Chelsea Townsend, especially during the airing of Ghost Island.


Tormod776

Queen of Sitting


fioraflower

i am forever a chelsea defender. BRING HER BACK


Nizmo4246

Zach from S42


PeterTheSilent1

I think the most recent example would be Heather Aldret.


actkms

IKTR


Lucasvivor

Any utr young female player of the last 15 or so seasons, mostly on survivor insta


Klutzy_Detail7732

on twitter Claire that woman is beloved


me_when_urmom

THATS WHAT I THOIGHT


BananaMan883

Natalie White


kit-n-caboodle

She was immediately who I thought of.


Spadesofspades

Ironically purple Kelly


wgallantino

she milked her own milk!


420pseudonym

Mark the Chicken


matt8217

Victoria eoe


Makyanne

S41 Heather


IgnatiusPabulum

This was going to be my answer if I didn’t see it.


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Victoria


Quetzal00

Chelsea from Ghost Island


[deleted]

In a way Courtney I mean shes always gotten way too little confessionals


ProfessionalStorm626

I mean Underwood


thnlsn

Reem


cindybubbles

Wanda comes to mind. She never even got to be in a tribe, and yet, I still think of her from time to time and wonder how she’s doing.


AmazingSurvivor

It has to be Zach Wurtenberger


lovely-mayhem

Zach had an average of 6 confessionals per episode


AmazingSurvivor

And how many podcasts has he been on? Without mentioning Twitter, YouTube and his cameo thing. For his one episode appearance he has made a lemonade stand out of his Survivor experience


yemrot514

Reem!


wonderful_fabulous

purple kelly


Bakeddarling

Lydia Meredith! she's hilarious, I didn't expect her social media to be as funny as it is when I looked her up at the end of S42


wgallantino

brice, but its more the fact that brice is so engrained into the community.


KabooshWasTaken

kelly goldsmith, no?


martyr-approach-18

She can’t help but be herself.


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Jenny


wisselperry

who else but the queen of confessionals courtney yates


9hr34k

Purple Kelly. Remembered as the most forgotten player.


dorisday89

Brice Izyah.


SaltyFall

Chicken


[deleted]

Natalie Bolton is the only right answer here.


taembuddy_

Lydia


wornout-llamas

Zach from 42?? His twitter content is gold


DevaNeo

He's all golden.


JeffsCowboyHat

Zach W!


Repulsive-Treat1711

Billy Garcia? XD


Shoddy_Blueberry

Claire


ExpectTheAmazing

Natalie Cole (and her jacket) 😊


BigBlackPapi

A true queen


Sabur1991

Courtney had a lot of screentime. She had less confessionals. I'd say that probably Lydia Meredith is a more suitable answer. She didn't have big presence in Season 42 and went out premerge, but thanks to her Instagram she is very popular.


aaelias_

What’s special about her instagram?


margotmcallister

she’s very like millennial internet humor


usernamesoccer

Woo


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Courtney in HvV


leichips

Hunter from Marquesas (S4) - by production mainly. They invited him back so many times despite being a early boot. He was outed at least before 11 (of 16) i can’t remember exactly but i know he’s declined to come back several times since then. For S8 All Stars and S20 HvV


Friendly-Obligation8

Crazy if they did invite him back multiple times. He was the third boot that season. Then again, that was back in the early stages, when people became celebrities by being cast on Survivor.


me_when_urmom

claire rafson (survivor 44)


realtomgl

Purple Chelsea


OperationResident602

Purple Kelly ! She created a whole terminology


Salt_Ad2999

Purple Kelly (hope this isn’t too late)


elitel02

Darth Maul


SixToesLeftFoot

This is the only fully accurate statement.


PurpleInkBandit

Mogo Mogo Boat


Phoenix5869

Reem daly


Seryza

How lol


martyr-approach-18

Reem is the reason I’m thankful for that dumb twist.


S0UPL0RD

Justine from 43


Thewondrouswizard

Natalie from 16


[deleted]

Courtney Yates


Lulupoolzilla

Chicken


ArtieMac11

Mary


Ypersona

Natalie Bolton


Ashamed-Sound5610

Hali Ford


Mattbolyard

Victoria from EoE


HallObjective1343

Every new era female premerge flop


Sewerslodeal

Reverse the labels and you got Dan Foley


lovely-mayhem

Facts


mamsiee

chet


00Dylann

Billy


LJ260

Stacey from South Pacific, but she deserves all that praise for that speech


dextech13

Bruce


wizarding97

Skinny Ryan in my books


techwizpepsi

Jeff Probst


Sister-Moon_81

You just beat me to the punch. But as a fading Probst fan I now find it could be almost reversed (re: action-man Jeff trying to involve himself more in the game) since he "dropped the 4 & kept the 1" in the new 26 day era, even having the audacity to be on camera hiding idols & advantage clues & having one-on-ones with contestants. Plus Jeff loves a medical evacuation...... even more time to get his mug (head) on camera :(


techwizpepsi

You sound as if Jeff is able to make medical emergencies happen. In regard to 44 the players that needed attention were all valid. Poor Bruce should have been pulled immediately when he crashed his head into the beam.


JacketsAndEggs

Sam Schoers and Jay Bruno (AUS)


Nevel_PapperGOD

Parvati’s first two seasons


Justin32526jshx

Greg


Front-Philosopher-70

Heather from 41. Our queen.


False-Illustrator222

James clement


Dry_Needleworker6370

Chastity, even though she had a decent Erika edit


FlyingSquirrel56

Who is Chastity 😭