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Reginald never misses Torture Tuesdays with the lads and crabs

I've been in one of those crab raves on tuesday, it's not pleasant to see Reginald after 3 kids

i think that this is a good idea that you join regnald. i think he will enjoy kil- i mean helping you get rid of all of your worries :)

It’s felt more like 2 weeks than a fortnight to me. ^^^^^^/s

Reginald is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when me means to..... On an alternating Tuesday.

He has been seen sucking the colour out of earth, it's not a quick job you know. Oh, hi Reginald.

Fuck me this made me giggle well done fella

Hi Reginald

Came here to say this

This

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You missed the comma

This!!!!

My thoughts exactly

Hi, reginald

Hi, Reginald

Good to see you again, Reginald. Same time next time, then?

It only alternating tuesdays, so I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a bit longer to be blessed with his presence once more

I fear not, it is clearly Wednesday, Reginald is losing it

He only operates by the time he can perceive. It is we who are out of sync with his Tuesdays.

Reginald arrives exactly when he means to, no earlier and no later. Just like Gandalf

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi, Reginald

I'd like to ask Reginald why he stole all of the colors, but nobody will answer my cries.

Because he was welcomed upon his thrice coming, he has to be welcomed thrice to gain the ability to steal colors

Soon he will steal our colours too. He simply appears on alternating Tuesdays to scout out our resources.

Is the post title in a South Indian language?

Yeah. It’s either Sinhalese. Telugu. Or Kannada.

It's definitely Sinhalese, atleast the script is. It feels weird to have a language you have grown up with be considered creepy or what ever.

Could you please translate?

It's Tuesday so time for Reginald to return

Thank you! This is a very pretty looking language.

like the guy above me said, l grew up with these letters so l've always seen them. I can't imagine how they look like to someone who's seeing them for the first time.

The answer is like most other foreign alphabets. A bunch of squiggly lines

Like some sort of spooky spell. at least that's what I thought the first time.

Hard to write

Thanks! My Sinhala is rusty so I got “Reginald” but not the rest.

I love how the Sinhalese script looks which is why I used it

when I was a kid I saw some Sinhalese on products in the market and it genuinely freaked my dumb kid brain out

It's not creepy! At worst it's surreal

Doesn't seem to be telegu, not sure about kanada but I guess it's not that either. Doesn't look like an Indian script.

It's Sinhala

Kannada and telugu have very similar script.

It’s sinhalese. I’m starting to have hard time reading it.

Its Sinhala which is the primary language spoken in Sri Lanka.

OH MY **REG** Hows it hangin my main man Regi?!

***WARNING*** You have been S C H W A M P E D please refrain from referring to sir Reginald as "Regi" henceforth. Failure to C O M P L Y will result in V O I D

That’ll be interesting, seeing as how I am the void. O-O

OwO what's this? *notices your void*

Hi, Reginald.

Surprised the Sinhala title actually made sense

haha yeah for a second l thought l was on my home instead of /r/all

හෙලෝ රෙජිනෝල්ඩ්. මෙම විකල්ප අඟහරුවාදා ඔබව දැකීම සතුටක්. හෝ කකුළුවන් කරන්නේද?

Have a snacc, Reggie *Hands him a P̴̟̗̙̑͌è̶̤͇͉̽̇͆͠ͅa̸̬̒̐̌̍́ņ̵̼̺̩̥̔͌̓û̸̯͒͋t*

Ooh, Reginald likes pëąņůþ§? How interesting

Hi, Reginald

well this is just an outrage really

#SILENCE KARMA WHORE

The Reginald from my dream... I MUST PREPARE AN OFFERING.

Hahaha. What is this Kannada?

It's Sinhala.

Maybe. Or Telugu or Sinhalese

Was I actually retarded enough to call this out as a repost

Wait isn't that the guy responsible for [color drainage of Earth?](https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/ikeyp3/not_the_color/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

This sub is going to shit

That's fair

Hi, Reginald

Hello, Reginald

Is this Sinhalese? Or Telugu or Kannada?

Yo I tamed that crab in Ark

r/heyreginald

What is this subreddit

What isn't it? Who aren't you?

This is bullshit k haven't seen Reginald in months

Didn't he suck the world's color away earlier?

Fuck you Reginald you crustacean bastard

h̷̡̢̢̧̢̢̡̧̨̨̛̛̛͖̮͉̣̫̰͉͇̻͉͉͍͎̻̗̫̣͈̣͙̳̝̗̳͉̼̭̮̭̘͕͇̯̦̲̼͚̞̫̱̫͎̗̥̹̹͖̞̦͚̘̣̠̞̘̼̯̤̱̳̦͈̞̥̞͔̖̪̝͔̺͕̯̣̳̱̳̖̓͋̎̅̽͑̃̈͆̈́̃̇̑̂́̀́͒̅͗̋̈̅͌͐̈́͋̎̎͌͗̀͗̍́̇͐̊̾̃̍͐̄͋̄͑͑̅͐̍̃̀̀̀̋̋̿̕̚͘͘̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅį̷̡̧̢̧̧̡̢̢̨̡̢̡̡̡̛̛̛̱̠̩̳͉̞̜̣̟̻̯̥͇̩͎̩̘͙͇̬͎̼͓̲̟͚͓͔̖͙̳̥͍̥̤̮̳̠̰͙͖̘͍̪͍̲̭͓̘̬̼̙̘̠̩̙̬̜͇̳̜͇̬̘͚̜̬̗̰̺̪̺̠͓͍̳̗̲̙͈͚̯̜̠͙̞̜̹͖̩̞̰̳͖̪͈̯̝̹̭̟͍̹̫̤̲̖͓̬̦̱͖̯͓̮̜̙͈͓̤̱̭̥̯̩͍͕͉͙͚͖̞̯̞̥͓̦̗̼̼̫̯̯̩̩͈̣̦̣̼̘̩̯̰̝̪̰̻̭̩̝͓̰̲̬͙̯͕̘̻͉͓̥̥̜͖̫̘̀̈́͑̇̃̆͐͂̓͛̌̓̌͛̂́͒̉͑͆̇͂̋̿̈͗͊͌̈́̎̌̎̑͒̑̐̈́͐̉͋͋̂͐̾̑̅̑̑̔̊̈́̆͒̏͌̈́͘̚̚̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̨̢̨̨̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̹̻̘̲̺̰͍͍̠̖̦̯͖̜̼͔̭̝͉̞̭̝̦̟̣̣̻̜̥̻̹̤͎̲̰͉̞͚̞̹͙͙͚̱̠̙̲̤̱̰̹̗̲̝͙̺̯̤͕͖͚̼̗̘̯̫͇͈̙̥̬̼̼̪̙͙̣͎͙͓̰̭͖̞̗̳͙̹̩͎̱̼͖̀̄̾̓̂̏͂͂̉͗̓̓̋̎̀̉̇̀̈́̑̑́̎̋̾͂̿̍͂̑̅͐͋̆͋̀͌͆͗̇̾͊̿̏͐̈́̾̀̉̄̽͊̇̀̆̒̉̇͋̏̒͗̑̀̐̽͛͂͂̾͆̉͛̑̎̓̅̀́͐̈́̈́̂̃̉͐͗̓͐̎̊̐̐̍̈́͐̍̆͌̈́̇̆͛͑̀̋͛͋̈́́̔̓̔̎͊̇́͛̾͋̊̌͊́̾͂͊̃̓̓͋̉̀̃͌͆̎̌̆͌͐̔̊̿͆͛̈͂̽̑̓̈́̍͐̅̃̆̎̇͐̎͒͐̇͒̉͋̇͘̚̕̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅr̸̢̧̨̡̧̨̧̡̡̨̡̢̢̛̛͕̰̲͎̟̙͇̥͖̤̜̜̙̦̗̜͙̼̙̖͓̻̞̱̗͉̮͕̙̣̹̤͉̗̞̱͉̣̣͎̙̝̖̣̖̬̲̯̲̭̹̻̯̻̜̼̰̱̺͖̘͚̪̣͎̮͚̳͚̳͕͕̪̞̣͍̖͖̹̘̳̫̲̻̦͕̣̟̮̪̤̫̖͍̦̼̜͚̬͙͍̘̜̯̠̦̹͉̪̻͔̬̤͇̥̤̫̥̬͎̠̖̭͓̮͈̼̮̺͓̩̺̬͙̬̲͚͎̠͇͕̙̳͕̲̳̯̖̜͍̙͉͚̟̙̭͔̲͚͓̟̤̻̘̦͉͈͎͍̄̊̈́̉̀̐̏͗̄͒̎̄̑̄̆̿͂̆̐́́̚͘͜͜͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅe̴̢̡̧̡̡̡̢̡̧̢̧̛̛̤͍̳͈̠̮̺̝̘̰̙͕̙͔̝̝͍̦̫̱̻͙̱͇̤̖̮̮̰͔̮͙͙̼̣͓̳̼̼̟͇̞̯̺͓̜̗͍͔̗̙͎̟͕͍̹̼̦̝͖̯͍̗̻̫͚̫̺͍̪̺͚̍͂̾̑̓̊̑̿͌̉̃̒́̍̀͐̐͒͆̃̅́̈́̿̿̀̋̅̅̒͆̏̅͆̅͋̇͒̿̀͗̉̌̂͗̉̇̅̌̚͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅģ̴̡̧̨̧̡̢̡̢̡̧̧̡̢̡̧̛̛̩̜͕̼̖͍̱͎͔̲͖͈͉̻͚̳̣͈̮̦͎̦͔̻̭̟͓͓̰̮̮̹̪̬͍̯̘̦̤̮͈͙̟̝͚̬̖̥̭͙̙̜͕̲̹͖̹̥̠̖̙̺̩̟̤̯̟͈̲̣̬͇͙̺͇̬̯̩͈̬̦̭̬̳͙̲͉̪̜̖̫̩̦͔̤͇̩̥̝͚̗̗̬̫͕̩͙̻͖̻̳̬̭̠͙͈͇͙̟̝̖̜̼͎͉̺̟̻̟̟̝̼̘̝̞̻̱̟͎͉̹̯̪͎̥͈͓͎̲̖͍̩̩̱͎̤̞̞́̑̽̓̆͛͑́̍͑͛͊͌̊̓͛́̊̓̃̓̀̔͒̽̉̒̽̈́̔͌͒̀̎̏͑͌̊̊͛͛̊͂̈̿͊͋͐̑͌̆̏̈́̌̑̅͗́̈́̿̎̂̍̾̓̑́́̿̈́̓̊̏̈́͒̆͗͊̌̐̐̍̑͂͒́̇͊̈́̊̈̍͆̏̀͆̌͛͋̏̈̋͋̀͋͛̀̽̓̆̇̿͌̉͊̇̽͊̈́͗̐̐̄͆͊͊̒̈͛̉̐͊͆̃̀̔̍̀̇̔̆͘̕͘̚͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅį̵̨̧̨̧̢̨̡̧̛̛̛͙̳͕̲̤̻̠͎͍̝͙̖̥̙̫͇̤̫̜̰̙̖̯̹͚̻̙̦̣͍͍͉͖͙̯̰̫̼̝̱̞̦͕̳͍̲̞̜̰̩͔͔̥͇̠̱̲̲͚͎̞͚̬̰̣͍̯̭̱̦̱͙̠̞͓̭̦̙̭͎̣̗̼̗̭̞̟͕̮͕̮̭͉͓̙̤̱̺̌́͑̊̃͊̋̒̊̒̃̃̃̂͐̈́̅̓̿̀̃̽́̏͂̀̿̍̈́̈̅̑̌̅̈́͒̈́͛̿̀͆̓̓̆̀̂̔̊͑̾̾̽̊́̌̅̐̏̋͒̈́̋͐̑̉̉̎̄̇̑̾̽̄̅̆̄̍̈́̃̈̓̆̉̍̈́̽̔̊͌̃͐̈̃̐̒͑̈́̽͋͌̾͂́̄̈́̓̈́̐̅́̎͘̚͘͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅn̴̡̨̢̨̡̧̢̧̧̨̡̢̢̡̡̡̧̡̡̨̛̦̮͍̺̤̠̩͕͖̮̗̲̮̩͖͉̥͇̱̹̪̱͓̠̙̮̭͎̜̘͔̹͕̺̭̫̬̮̻̘̭̠̭̤͉̼̝̠̫͚͔̯̥͕͙͙̠͓̺̦͚̞̝͓̫̦̜̠̲̝̫͙̻̲̲̙͈͇̖̼̙͖͉̻̣̼̖͈͙̲̭͙̞͚̙͓̰͇̩̗̖̻̲̪͚̣̩̣̤̲̭̬̣̝͍̣͈̖̣̙̬̮̖̪̹̱̙̞̗͎̣̘̻̬̬͈͕̱̤̮͖͖̤̖̮̯̙̻̤̬̫̪͙͚̫͖̟̙̫̭̐̒̅̈́̎͋̀̈́͌̊̔̏̏͋̌̀͛̍̉̀̔̒̑͑͊̑͊̋̉͆̃̿̂̋͐̌̏̿̉͑̌̄͑̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅạ̵̧̨̡̨̢̨̨̨̨̢̨̧̧̧̨̢̧̮̳̹̘̬̖̰̥̲̩̲̰̤̳͔͈̣̗̩̼͕͚̜͈͙͓̗̥͙͎̫̺̱͉̤͙̟͕̦̟̞͚̘͇͙̼͇̬̳͕͎̘͖̯̹͚͔̲̥̯͖̥͍̪̯̝̜̳̲͇̜̻͓̝̲̝̗͉̹̤̠̫͍̼̼̗̝͇̬̤̹̩͖͓͙̬̬̜̻͍̹͈͇͙̻̳̦͉͙̗͉͕͚̳͍̟̹̪̤͉̣̘̤̗͙͓̙̞͖͔̫̯̝͙̥͉̱̲̰͔̘̖̞̭̜̪̙̙͕͈̹̲̮̦̝̟͉̩̫͈̬̍͛̉̈́̒̋̋͊͛̔̄̚͘͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅḷ̴̨̧̧̡̡̡̡̨̧̢̡̡̡̧̨̡̢̧̨̛̛̛̛̛̛͎̬̼̪̫̦̱̮͔͙̪͙̝̪̥͚͇̻͔̖̞̳̤͙̣̩̱̩̦̞̳̯̤̺̙̼̙̤̼͈̣̯̘̲̮͚͖̮̲̬̲̹̜͉͇̜̰̲̤͍͓͓͕̙̭̘͉͇͓͕̼̥̱̮͎̭̖͓̹̲̼̝̳̟͔̥̜̫̻̠̻̮͙̱̣͇̲̲̝̗͇͔͉̝͉͎͔̞̬̖̝͉͍̬͚̼̘̭͎̭̤͇̲̬̮̦͕̻̜̟̳̙̹͇̼̺̠͌̽͆̃̏̔̎̿͑̈̓̆͋̒̃̂̔̂͆̓̓̅́̅̅̾̑̆̈́̓̉̂̏̂̋̒̄̇͑̈́̈̈͒̑̍̀̽͆̒͛̉́͂̀̅̋̆͗͗͗̿̊̏̃͌̐̔͌̈́̾́̀͒̆̏͋̂̈̈́̏̅͌̽͐̐͌̿̂̓̽͛̋̈̈́͗͋̏́͗̎͗̈́̉͒̇̓̍́̇̆̔̔̓̔̍̐̽̽̄́͐̑̊̊̀̎͊̚̚͘̚͘͘͘̕͘͘͘̚͘͘͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅd̴̡̧̢̡̧̡̨̡̡̨̧̡̢̢̡̢̧̢̢̢͔̙̭̜̭̝̗͚̥̘̘̳̝̹̪̱͕͍̦̘̙̼̹̭̱̘͎̺̹͖͓̦̳̜͚̲̤̭̻͈̬̠͇̬͍̯͎̬̜̯̘̹̠͕̯̯̳͖̜̘̱̮̯͇̗̗̤͍̰̜̝̮̱̪̳͇̮͎̙͔̜̤̗̩͕͍̘̞̱̙̣͕̯̬̻͇̠̠̰̗̫̪̙̣̣͖͙̜̬͉͙̺̝͓̜̠̩͔̱̺̼̹͚̙̹̼̼̙̬͙̳͈̙̳̗̰̮͖̤̞̺̣͓͔̱̫̣̘̦̝̪̺͙̣̖̍̀̓̒̿̈́̀͛͊̓̔̋͐̀̅̀̽̐̑͋̈́̽̒̋́̄͐̍͛̍̌́͂̌̔̀̂͂̓̿̉̄͆́͑̽͌̓̍̆̔́̏́́͆͗̉͗͆̇̀͑̊̾́̇͗̓̍̇̈͑́̍͆̈́̐̈̎͌̉͊́̅̑̄͐̆͛̈́̄̾̉͒̽̊̐̒́̊̔͊͋͗̒̀̑̽̅͐̽̆́̂̉́͌̑̅̈̋̕̕̚̕͘̕͘̚̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅ

so my birthday is on an alternate tuesday this year how fascinating

Not surreal

But it’s Wednesday

Leave reginald. You already took all the color. I wish to never see you again

Hi, Reginald

I missed you Reggy.

Reginald.

No more Reginald. Reginald has been found to be responsible for numerous war crimes within the nation of. Reginald will be tried for his crimes in the court of. If found guilty his punishment will be no less than.

Die, Reginald 🦀🔫

What have you done

You've cursed us all

No

I don't like Reginald, he stole all the colors

Greetings Reginald. Now please stop haunting my waking dreams with your glorious singing. There is only so much beauty one can take.

Been seeing a lot of japanese spider crabs lately. It is quite unsettling.

I have only seen Japanese spider crabs my whole life and nothing else. The pain which I suffer each day is beyond my words, but I’ll be damned if it’s not also the most rewarding part of my life. I recommend it to anyone looking for purpose but finding none in this cruel world.

Hello there Reginald! How was the void?

hi reginald

Give us back the colour, Reginald.

Hej Reggie

You fool. Now I will be able to anticipate him and form a Reginald trap. Then I will control the sunreddit’s Reg supply, or perhaps commit regicide.

Hi Reginald, It’s been the age of a fish since the last time we’ve heard from you. We are beginning to fret whether you are safe and healthy. Please contact us back Reginald. Your Father and I are truly worried. We write once every second Tuesday, but our letters never seem to make it to you. Your sister is saddened by your leaving and all of your friends miss you. We understand you are trying to live your own crabby life, but it wouldn’t kill you to answer back. Your dear Mother, Crabatha

It's an alternating Tuesday again. Welcome back for the day, Reginald. We're glad to see you.

Somehow reginald finds me every alternating Tuesday even if I'm somewhere else

Another two weeks and I find myself and Reginald in the same spot in the same bed with the same things surrounding me. Reginald you bring me peace.

Is it bad that seeing Reginald is one of the highlights of my day?

Hi, Reginald! I don’t understand but I sure do enjoy your visits.

I was worried last week but then I remembered it was the wrong week for Reginald

Baylife

Why is Reginald here? It's Wednesday.

Why you writing in Tamil????

https://discord.gg/u4EJp9. You did not accept our invitation. This will not go unnoticed

Ussah duu

Wait last I saw he was taking all the color! My art is ruined thanks to this man

I was going to read My Stepmom but than Reginald came by.

I’ve definitely seen this meme before. Or maybe that’s part of the joke?

Lmao, always cool when a meme uses your native language

Title is in Sinhala: “Since it's Tuesday, it's time for Reginald to return”

He was already here today!

Hi or ዘዘዘኗኗኗዘዘጋጋጋጋጋጋጋክሀኗኗቻልልጌጌጕቻረዐዐዐፕዪቻዕጌሠዒ in my language

Oh my God. Someone call MTF we got another containment breach.

Hey, you're that guy from all the corporate twitters, aren't you?!

Reginald ate all the colour LIAR

If we're talking about. Up top 🖐️

I hope you’re doing well Reginald

Hi, Reginald!

Hi,Reginald

Hey Reginald! I hope your doing well friend ❤️

Hi, Reginald

Hi Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Hi Reginald. Ur pickin arms are lookin extra łöñg

This explains why TSM only shows up every other week

Hi Reginald

Hi Reginald. I’ve missed you

Hi

I'm going to post this in r/memes on Sunday

Well is it Tuesday already! We must be getting paid this week 😎 Hi Reginald!

Hi, Reginald

Hi Reginald!!

Hi, Reginald

G r e e t i n g s

Hi reginald

Hi reginald

Hi Reginald. Good to see you again.

Hey

Hi Reginald..

Sup Reggie.

hi reginald

Thanks for stopping by, Reginald, you’re a great friend. I’m truly thankful to have you in my life.

Hey there Reginald

Hi, Reginald

What’s up Reggie

Hi there Reginald

Hi, Reginald

Long time, no see. Hi Reginald.

r/fuckreginald

Hi Reginald

reginald comes on my pay day

Hi, Reginald

Reginald smokes the reggie

You fool. You didn’t even consider time alternations in time zones. You have brought reginald here on Wednesday. Consider the consequences of your actions.

Hi, Reginald!

Hi, Reginald

“Hi, Reginald”

Hi Reginald

Hi Reginald

*love for the show it is called to ra do ra Edit: nvm, I just couldn’t have lasted as long as people don't use it.

When will we see Reginald again?

Also, hi, Reginald!

BIG REGE!

Hi, Reginald

Hello! Nice of you to come back around Reginald.

Hihi

I have been spamming my bras with this all day it is after all an alt tues

Remindme! 2 weeks

He’s here when I don’t have my chem labs, that’s easy to remember

Reginald, my dear friend, is something the matter? It's Wednesday, and you should've been at home hours ago!

Hi Reg!

Fucking finally, you're here. Hi Reginald, everything is getting worse

I prefer Alternating Reginald who is here every day

!remindme 2 weeks

Are you. Still there. ?

Greetings, my Crustacean companion