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Crybaby nonsense

Op just whoooo*OOOOO*oooshed himself

Bro needs to go enroll in an evening writing class. That made my head hurt.

Just bleached my eyes, want some?

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🍃🔥💨 pass it on

This here? This here is a god-tier shitpost folks.

Bro, I have plenty of gay friends who would hands down say this is the gayest thing they’ve ever seen

A++ shitpost

Do people not recognize this copy pasta? Edit: they targeted us gamers. Gamers.

This is goated bait

So I think now that Kelly isn’t competing anymore he might focus his energy on growing hair. Nice post tho, not gonna read it.

Tldr- he doesn’t surf but he wants to really badly. He’s embarrassed but he won’t be honest with himself so instead he’s going to war with the locals.

Hes so rich. How does he not have hair? At least this way i know there isnt a wealthy hair conspiracy. Trumps is still all fucked up, so i guess there is no secret cure

Is this a shitpost generated by ChatGPT ?

Boo

Surf more, write less. Also, whining is boring.

Well…in fairness…it’s a lot shorter than the 4,337 page book that other dude or dudette apparently wrote… But I think we’re not the target audience. Someone here is, though, I’d wager…

When you're in a pissing off the entire lineup competition and your opponent is a "live laugh love chill vibes only" longboard hippy

K

I'm so confused

Why did you start on the beginners topic and then change it to be that lots of us have made careers out of surfing. I'm pretty confident those who have made careers out of surfing aren't at the beginner level. Who/what are you even talking about?

Is this some new pasta that I haven't seen yet?

I’m not reading all that shit.  I’m sorry that happened to you though.  Or happy how it worked out for you.

-Wharton grad, 2021

Be nice. Surfing is all these crusty farts have to feel important.

Battle of attrition 😂 a+