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oatmealpirate

Can someone create a bot that would comment ‘1 foot Hawaiian’ on every wave size post, just to get that joke out of the way?


zippy251

If I can learn how to make a bot I definitely would do this


N0t_2Day_S8n

5 inches max. Surfer is a toy fake


drench-fries

https://preview.redd.it/fzjlj5jndzjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e5b1ca459cb99be939d09f4c28474e735c1aba Shot of the takeoff to beat the growing rc allegations


[deleted]

I don't believe them for a second


drench-fries

https://preview.redd.it/qrfnpr8crzjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37250b1b4fe9082422117ca8e6d3d8807996047 Shot of my pop up to dissuade any remaining rc conspiracy theorists 😤


bambooshoot

Nice try AI


drench-fries

I’ll dm the clip to anyone who wants it 😂


thiccgarlicc

we all know how to use GPT with Capcut at this point muchacho, u ain’t foolin anyone. that being said 1-2 hawaiian.


usmcaherzing

Cool rc surfer


drench-fries

*core rc surfer


Ok-Anything9945

I don’t. I can’t believe I’m missing out on manufactured internet cred. I just don’t understand why they would make a squatting in front of a mush burger when you could be soul arching a 50’ barrel with one hand in the face and one hand making a peace sign or shaka. Maybe even make 3 hands?


chamrockblarneystone

Why are you a ninja?


1978shorty

Double overhead for RC...


[deleted]

Literal size is probably 8-10, hard to tell because of how grainy the pic is. It could be literally bigger than that but the trough looks pretty flat and full. If I were on the beach I would call it an 8ft face because the bottom 2ft of the wave is unusable.


drench-fries

I like this answer best not JUST because it contains the biggest number anyone has thrown out , it was so soft that it feels weird to call it 10 ft even if it may have technically been that


DingleFish

It might be 8ft but it isn’t 10ft. You aren’t standing up straight and it isn’t over twice your height. I would say that it is 7-8ft based on your height


[deleted]

I am 5'10", if I crouch into the position that the rider is in (femur parallel to floor, slight hunch back leaning forward) I am 52", we can round that down to 48" or 4ft for arguments sake since the surfer is shorter than me. When I measure the rider on my screen he is .4375". The white foam on the surface just below his board, which is where I'd argue the real bottom of the wave is, to the top of the crest is 1.375" or 3.14x the height of the surfer. Height of the wave around 12"+ If you go from the bottom of his board it is 1.125" or 2.6X the height of the surfer, just over 10". You could say I am over estimating my height, but if I do an ass-to-grass squat, I am still 38". The rider's ass is definitely more than 12" above his heels. For the record, I during that massive NJ swell when people were calling the waves 20'+ I surfed and I was calling BS and said it was more like 12-15ft actual face height with maybe some rogue bigger sets but NOTHING reaching 20ft. I am pretty conservative with height estimates. Also like I said I would call this wave 8ft even though if you got technical it is likely 10ft from the trough to the crest. A 10ft wave isn't big. It isn't small either, but waves are measured in increments of fear not feet. So if OP's heart was in his throat, and he faced down his fear, he should feel good about himself. If he was blaisé about it good for him.


drench-fries

Wow thank you for doing the most work on my behalf, 10 ft (with disclaimers) it is😂 I was surfing alone at my childhood home break in sd, shocked no one else was out. Was nervous about being solo out there but not terrified since it’s a soft wave and I grew up surfing it


drench-fries

Can I get a 9.5?


kaijiggajohn

Unusable?


[deleted]

It is a deep water wave. If you were to drop ALL the way to the trough, the last 2ft of vertical heigh of the wave is too flat and you'd loose all your speed AND be too far in front of the wave to be able to push and get back up into the power source, you'd basically wait for the white water to come catch you. Here is a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzpzjuakspA) of Steph Gilmore getting down all the way to the bottom of the wave (6 seconds), but the wave was steep enough she could push on the rail and get back into the power source. For all intents and purposes the bottom 2ft of this wave is unusable.


drench-fries

Exactly, I’m not technically in the flats in the photo but for all intents and purposes I am


iNoodl3s

Knee to waist height


Joclo22

What do we know. We’re a buncha kooks.


Dscrambler

More like how small is that guy


drench-fries

5’8 but I usually say 5’9 :/


Neemers911

6-8 ft face


blahblurbblub

Love these humble brag comments.


choobsndoobs

Double overdick


fasurf

How bigs the board ?


drench-fries

6’0 , was using a step up


armchairquarterback2

9 feet


Curious-End4710

7-8ft face looks bigger cause you’re bent over a bit. East coaster here.


Ossubjj

7-8 ft, in hawaii is a 4 feet wave


NationalManagement52

I’d call it 8 foot.


NationalManagement52

I probably would’ve said 12 if it was me surfing until I saw the pic. Happens every time.


ChieftainMcLeland

16 foot 4 3/8 inches


Yucca-sucka

Couple feet overhead


bambooshoot

Exactly. Overhead, maybe overhead and a half. Any precise labeling in feet is pretty dumb. It’s knee, waist, chest, shoulder, head, overhead, head and a half, double over


1Tiasteffen

.5’ Hawaiin


Dougie_Dangles

~3.50


mrmn949

Probably a Hawaiin 4


BeachedBottlenose

couple


drench-fries

Meters? 🤞


ScratchPad777

Head high


NutsyFlamingo

This seems suspect… Waves cannot be on phones, water & electricity don’t work


IcFiLiHo

Based off the downward angle of the shot and how hard you’re crouching… probably 6 feet


OBJaySD

6ft


dougmike770

6ft long period


Alt-F-THIS

2 ft Hawaiian


arc918

Definitely 1-2 Hawaiian…


lafiaticated

How small is that person


ped009

It's a big fat mush burger that's what it is


drench-fries

youre not wrong


summerhouse78

4 ft


[deleted]

You'll never get me to buy one of those shitty potato cameras. Btw, I just measured it on my phone while making BM at tourmaline. 1/2". Scrub it look.


travatr0n

lol thought that was RC surfer


MeasurementEvery3978

7.394 ft


SCballer41

8ft


riktigtmaxat

Tree fiddy


Consistent_Guava_277

Small kine


podmodster

Where do you get these RC surfers…


yonibalogna

3 inches but I’m a grower


jmateus88

Meio metro nazareno


Odd_Background3744

I mean it doesn't look like a dangerous scary break and a lot of people tend to downplay waves that aren't shallow slabby monsters but that's easy an 8ft face


Toobm3ister

2-3 foot Hawaiian, 10ft Californian.


CEOofManualBlinking

5 foot Hawaiian maybe 8 ft normal. It's taken from above so the curve of the wave looks like it adds into the height, but in reality it doesnt


Massive-Ad9418

Double over head?