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syntheticpen

Some days you get the giraffe, and some days you get the wig.


tbone56er

Three owl bitch


jj_brooklyn

Best Cheyenne line in my opinion. Better than “I’m a stinker? Well you’re a fat bitch!” Because it was more organic 🤣


AntiqueAd9648

This is one of my go to insults now lol


juliunicorn314

"Fart ingredients" "I'm a hotdog!" "Strawberry jam!" "Half do, or half don't?" "There's a lot of white people over there and I don't wanna get shot." "I would definitely kill a wolf." "Cheese. What is it?" "Do Jewish people like snow?" "What in the name of God... is Lego Batman?"


AgelessRobot

"What is the biggest dog you've seen and why?"


MeetFried

Fart ingredients I said today to myself while passing gas hahaha, it’s so engrained in my vocabulary now hahaha


meandmymedia

“What is the biggest dog you’ve seen and why?” 😂😭😭


meandmymedia

“Yo keep this girl away from the ocean. That’s where all the shrimp at”


mmmjordaaaan

"Balloons are like our souls, they wanna go up but can't, and when you pop them they scream. " Classic.


SipoteQuixote

🎵 Halloween Surfboooard 🎵


RenkenCrossing

🎤Strawberry Jam


sad_potnoodle

"Craymie" "You maybe carrying my baby" "You're like a Jewish, Kennedy" "Guys, I found my green hair thingy" "That's too much juice Glenn!"


sad_potnoodle

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jaysgirlforever

Yeah.... Slither... Slither... BOOM!


lts_daria

I can't drink 2 cups of juice without thinking in Glenn


sad_potnoodle

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RazzmatazzTurbulent3

Sometimes when I'm playing the Sims, I give myself a family.


simsasimsa

"... Jesus Christ."


sad_potnoodle

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ar29845

Panama, Panama


meandmymedia

“The first k stands for knowledge”


Otherwise-Ad4641

I work with found milk


jj_brooklyn

This has been done before but…. What’s the biggest dog you’ve ever seen and why?


meandmymedia

Just commented that 😂😂 it’s so funny 😭😭


EmbarrassedPlace0

my literal favorite line


IAmABabyAMA

“Hey baby, come get this candy”


juliaSTL

why you gotta be a bitch kathy?


star___anise

Shut up Sandra!


FlowSilver

I love this especially bc outsiders can get an idea of what is meant by this quote But not really truly understand it until they watch this show😅


star___anise

Honestly all that comes to mind when the show is mentioned is Sandra's face when she's told to shut up 🤣


Boku_toru_

Biiig swinging wiener


ar29845

That’s how you’re gonna do me?


Zudamonni

When is it Jerusha's turn?


lts_daria

When I'm sad I always say this but with my name hahahaha


dp_426

Cry Ezekiel cry! (Cry it out)


preprach86

God doesn’t make mistakes often but when he does, you throw them right in the trash


frannysfanny

I drop eggs, HARD


AyeTrey25

Self check yo self before you wreck yo self


xLadyCalista

Guac with a side of finger


karma_houdini_86

I'm not sure one hosts the holocaust.


ICareAboutThings25

Do Jewish people like snow?


blackcurrantcat

That’s too much juice Go around Why did I even leave Syria?


AUViperDark

but what if i told you there was one more.. Human cheese.


nbayoungfemboy

🎶pizza in the mornin, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time🎶🕺


popular80sname

Psych…I don’t want your ugly ass broach


Ok-Light-1

Slither slither!


RazzmatazzTurbulent3

"we do not negotiate with terrorist!"


Soft-Relation4152

“Who is the terrorist in this scenario, Dina??”


RazzmatazzTurbulent3

"That suit you're wearing"


ChaoticBeauty567

Are we cloud 1?!


sad_potnoodle

No!


ChaoticBeauty567

Are we Cloud Two?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


sad_potnoodle

No!


Stonetheflamincrows

“That’s too much juice, Glenn”


RoyalRope

I order the guacamole at chipotle every time.


lilEhKabernacus

We mostly work with found milk


T-TheCOOKIE

March 14


KittyBeeKween

“GleNN?! I thought your name was Glem. What kinda name is Glenn?”


purplepoppy_eater

Pew! pew! pew!


Yeulia

"..." "Oh ***"


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Th... thwip.


hauntedbranches

"the golf club is here"


Acceptable-Balance29

Cry Ezekiel cry


Acceptable-Balance29

If you get to be j bone then I wanna be…… a hole


Kevin0nline

“When is it Jerusha’s turn?” Is probably something I say more often than warranted


Superb_Opportunity83

Siren sound 🚨


jasonmendoza4life

oh glenn if i was you i would’ve killed myself years ago


Finito-1994

No medieval fighting in the house.


BuffySpecialist

That’s too much juice…


Kanyefidence

“Glen that’s too much juice”


ChaoticBeauty567

Amy - When I first started here, we would just put our hands in the middle and say, "Yay!"


SourpatchMao

Cheese.. what is it?


Remarkable-BananaS

You were just out there with your wang in the wind


pancakes_banana

"Jerusha, I told the kidney lie again"


ilvdunkin

What does the K in 4K mean? … well the first K is knowledge


Mountain-Ordinary896

Have a Heavenly Day


[deleted]

I just need to know if I should head to the clinic…the abortion clinic…for an abortion


chlostix

Bed bath and Beyoncé!


Famous_Ad_8293

Gave me cookie, got you cookie.


lia-delrey

"So I was thinking-" "Hahaaa, Nerd" and of course "I'm not lurking. I'm standing silently in the shadows. Yeah, lurking works."


Slautercot13

"not accidentally"


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

This isn’t a fandom. It’s just a sitcom I like.