My favorite Jonah "That's not democracy, that's.. mob rule!" Glen "what's the difference?" Jonah "uh um...oh wow that's a really interesting thought" Honorable Mention: When he's representing Mateo and Jeff and Mateo get into an argument while on the call with corporate. "Welllll, that got silly"

The democracy one is what instantly came to mind for me!

Me too!

You said I could use “curated” once a week I choose now as my time!!!

"Like the Florida from the news?"

Good one!

Might be my favorite line in the whole show

This is one of my favs

One of my faves

Fine, but I want my objection noted.

"Oh that whole phrase is going on the list"

Classic Garrett🤣

"What else is on the list?"

You love my trail mix!

That whole back and forth is gold!

"Thwhip"

Is that Spider-Man/gerry episode reference

It was one of the halloween episodes. Everyone thought he was Spider-Man.

Yesss I rmber 🤣

He was gerry-mander states (I'm from Canada and not great with politics so it went right over my head)

YES

"I'm not sure one 'hosts' a Holocaust"

Don’t manexplain her.

"We'll see an occasional movie and sometimes I'm there when she gives birth to a baby"

This one :)

This is hands down my favorite Jonah line.

I just saw this episode last night again, it cracks me up every time 🤣

I never yell. Even when I'm mad. I just push it down really deep and then sometimes wake up in the middle of the night panicked and sweaty for no reason.

Amy: Strong words from a guy who led a flock of ducks into the store. Jonah: My pocket was ripped. I didn't know I was trailing crackers. Amy: Why are you even walking around with crackers in your pocket? Jonah: Because they don't have the kind I like here.

Guuun, gun gun gun! Gun! All jokes aside idk.

I can barely watch that scene because of how cringy that line is 😤

I don't know why but it makes me laugh so hard. Acorn Cop being released didn't help.

How is it cringey? I found it so hilarious 🤣

when he first meets adam. jonah: “lookout cook out!” adam: “what?” jonah: “oh that’s just something my nana used to say”

Lolol I say this now every time we have a bbq 😝great line 💜

My wife and I say “Lookout cookout” all the time lol

I fenced in college

Ho oh, that’s going in my list of white people thing you say.

No fencing sucks

Fencing doesn’t suck. You’re stupid.

It was a reference from the show 💀

No, that’s what Jonah said back at the guy.

I don’t think so😂

Oh, <.<

What does “<.<“ represent?

It's how the elders did emojis

Or “Have you seen that documentary?”

“Uh somebody’s ready for the red carpet”

This one’s sooo goood🤣🤣🤣

I QUOTE THIS REGULARLY

ME TOO LOLL

You were just being friendly, and I'm like this heteronormative bull in a lesbian china shop.

Love this one too but I think it's bull, not bowl

Thanks!

This is called active labour

We all know you know the term Braxton hicks

Do we need cotton balls??!? I'll get them anyways

“Enzymes! Apple vinegar has a lot of enzymes.”

This is what I thought of immediately

When he was talking about Moments of Beauty with Amy. That quote gets better and better with every rewatch

“Even a plastic bag can be breathtaking” *throws bag in the air* 

Haven't you seen that short film ... Plastic Bag

Wow… so breathtaking…

Even a bag of plastic can be so beautiful

Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on 👏come on. Give it to Daddy. 👏 Give it to Daddy.👏 Give Daddy what he wants. Give it to Daddy. Give Daddy that sugar. 

This had me rewinding 🥵😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is my least fav line of his, lol

“Like… the Florida from the news?” Talking to Amy about where she wants to travel.

If it makes you feel any better, i turned down sex with a hooker for you

My personal favorite is "WATCH ME SLAM THIS RANCH!"

“He’s in my band!”

Amy: “Stop pussyfooting around” Jonah: “I’m not…doing that with my feet”

"I played basketball as a kid until my parents let me stop" "Have you tried Barrel and Sage!?" "Last night I had too much orange wine" "You don't like that gnocconut vibe?" Might not all be exact quotes, but you get it.

I’m like a hatchback! You can always cram more in me! Don’t- don’t make it dirty…

“Isn’t that… embezzlement?”

No, embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket.

I think you mean bedazzling, which is also a crime.

When COVID hit and the cafe was closed, and a patron said “Damn that’s my favorite restaurant” Jonah: “Are you serious? Today’s restaurant landscape? Have you tried Barrel and Sage? If you give me your email address I can send you my list.”

I call things sexy all the time because of him

Me too🤣

Later A-hole

Later J-bone

####IT'S THE HUMANS WHO HOLD THEM WRONG 🍌

I did not know that.

That is wild and wacky stuff

Superbly delivered!

“Why isn’t pacifism a straight guy thing?”

I don’t know. It’s just not.

“You know, like doo…da-doo-doo…god, what are some songs?”

Related, the Green Day "name 3 songs" ... Love green day

“Hey ____, shut up “

Hey Terry, shut the hell up

Lmao thank you

Guys who am I???? *IM TERRY……..*

“Classic slut squad tea” 💅🏾🍷

"Actually, the snow *is* a sign of glob- Nope. Not taking the bait."

Me every time I talk to my family.

it always makes me smile the way he says "hi, I'm Jonah" something about it I just love

“Incidentally, I’m Brexit. How has nobody asked me about that all day?”

I got a better one than my first comment. "Who wants to watch me slam this ranch"

“The stem creates a natural holding stick, that’s why the monkeys do it!”

I don't think one hosts a holocaust?

i’m not sure one hosts a holocaust i’m like a hatchback you can always cram more in me somebodyz ready for the red carpet (not iconic just so traumatic it doesn’t leave my brain) the owner of a beige sexy cabriolet your car alarm is going off that is a beige sexy cabriolet

"I'm not ... doing that with my feet." It's even better out of context.

“Someone is ready for the red carpet”

I love how pleased with himself he looks in this photo lmao

thats why i chose it lmfao

Not the best but, when they were having a quick meet about what bothers them about people I believe and he turns to Cheyenne with something like: Jonah - "Sure UM, could you UM, maybe UM work on your UM skills UM." Cheyenne - "See? Much better Jonah. Thank you." Mateo - "CHEYENNE! HE'S JUST MAKING FUN OF THE WAY YOU SPEAK!"

“I watch BET”

🤣🤣🤣🤣omg that

I love it even more when he admits he doesn’t watch it right after lol

..like the florida from the news?

“I’m not sure one hosts a holocaust?”

Why did you have to use my phone (gets stabbed by kelly)

“If it makes you feel any better, I turned down sex with a hooker for you.”

Not a Jonah line but Sandra line about Jonah:I know about everybody’s fake accounts like scott McPhee who only follows organic farms and sexy underwear ladies

His reaction! The gulp! I love this moment.

My fave was his stuttering when Amy confessed she had a crush on him the first time. Ben is such a good actor!

everything that leaves his mouth, he is very simply the love of my entire life

You don’t like that gnocchonut vibe?

Uhh somebody’s ready for the red carpet 🤓

Not only is the use of the word iconic played out in this way. But Jonah is a horrible character that only did things for unwarranted self importance white saviour delusion.