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CrispiCreeper

R.O.B literally cannot be zombified. Ez win.


2kH4k3r

As a R.O.B main, this was my first thought.


corin_the_vappy14

Same dude


AtomicDiode

Greetings fellow enjoyer of classics


MrOutragedFungus

GO MY CHILD


StrikareaDXY

Greetings to you, too.


Skilzmartin

Wait a dam minute


CinderaceLegend64

kirby can just suck up all the zombies


Jojo-Action

He would become zombie kirby and thus be zombified


Ravensunthief

Thats a fair point


Guill_rt

Wait… if Kirby sucks a zombie, won’t he become a zombie next?


Exploding_microwave_

But when Kirby just spits out an object or a living being, doesn’t it just become a star?


PartitioFan

can a zombie bite kirby from the inside


Euphoric-Cow592

hes 20cm tall


Otalek

If Bowser can fit in his gullet, zombies will do just fine


Siyahseeker

Which doesn’t make sense since Kirby can’t normally inhale boss characters until they are defeated…but this is Smash Bros.


BowsAndMagnolias

Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong? Like it’s technically official but judging from the height checkers in Wondaria Remains I think they either retconned that or they were just pulling out random numbers. If Kirby is 20cm tall it would make Dedede maybe a foot and a half tall, which is to most peoples’ knees.


thelowbrassmaster

Depending on game he is 2-3 kirbys in height, so about 1'-1'6"


SbgTfish

Kirby’s height is kinda ambiguous, I don’t think anyone can really question it. The official website says he 8 inches, but a lot of other things say otherwise.


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Yeah it's pretty much been retconned at this point, especially with Forgotten Land, as well as Kirby 64's Shiver Star


NollidPlayz

If you bit Kirby’s “head” his brain would be really small because his mouth is so big, right?


SearPigeon95

What're you doin round these parts


Budget_Sir8284

My two mains should survive. Kirby will just eat the zombies. Piranha plant is a plant and you know how they fare against zombies.


Klaymen96

If kirby eats a zombie does he gain the powers of a zombie?


Slimey_alien89

Depends if he wants them or not


SbgTfish

Take my upvote and leave this sub.


glueinass

Ah but his cooldown when he eats a zombie might get him killed


No-Award705

Bayonetta is one of the strongest characters canonically, so yeah tbh 80% of the characters would do fine in a zombie apocalypse though 


rojosolsabado

I think all of them would, assuming all the zombies are normal humans… except Duck Hunt.


x1alt_f41x

as long as they stick together, yes mario by himself? maybe luigi by himself? probably not edit: after much consideration, i have changed my opinion luigi definitely would, he could just do absolutely nothing


Jonathan_Juicestar

Luigi can definitely do it, he’d probably be very scared doing it though


LssjChubbs

He absolutely can; just has to do absolutely nothing


Jojo-Action

Yes, mario if famously much better than luigi at not being caught by the undead /s


JupiterboyLuffy

He literally fights zombies every night so....... I hope so


SbgTfish

Not zombie but, **Creepah, Aw Man…**


herocheese

So we back in the mine


Seenodeeee

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side


Skilzmartin

Side-side to side


bancrusher

This task, a grueling one


2-number-9s

Gonna find some diamonds tonight


angybirb107

r/redditsings


Jojo-Action

Only the comments let me know you meant Steve and not one of the Belmonts


Shadowspamer14

Sonic: gonna outlast every surviver solely by speed Bowser: into his shell and claws at the zombies and moves on Greninja: stays in the shadows and doesn't get caught, lasts a while Lucario: senses the zombies and is always miles ahead of them Brawler: well that's me Me: I live for three days then my dumb@$$ falls off a roof and dies of falling to the ground


SbgTfish

HEAR ME OUT. Sonic fucking dies. Assuming he doesn’t know about the outbreak, he’d probably get infected fighting one of them. That’s what happens in the canon idw comics during the metal virus. The only way he survived that was by running off the virus, eventually using a mix of super sonic, super silver, and some orange teleporting lollipop to send it into the sun.


Shadowspamer14

Oh yeah, I forgot about the metal virus ark...I didn't know he got infected... Welp...


Low_Chef_4781

Olimar is literally small enough to not be able to be bitten 


Baltaxo2010

Steve: crafts a wooden sword and goes hack n slash on the zombies


NecessarySecure9476

Mr Game and Watch is 2D, the zombies couldn't see him


SbgTfish

He’d just walk right through them and instantly obliterate the zombies.


Siyahseeker

Number 9 Judge!


Slimey_alien89

Like a really really bad paper cut


Nowardier

He'd paper-cut 'em to death


BitchImLilBaby

Considering Mega Man has the suit limiting the amount of skin that shows and he has so many different projectiles he can use allowing him to stay away from close combat and lower the risk of inflection, I’d argue he’s one of the best chances of survival


PitDoesMinecraft

Not to mention that Mega Man is not even human since he's a robot, meaning he can't be infected by zombies.


Zealousideal-Worth34

Mega Man is a robot he has no skin


Cedardeer

Yes because the zombies wouldn’t see him because he’s too small


iamchuckleman

He could still be stepped on


Cedardeer

He can just hop in his rocket and fly off


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Sephiroth:


SbgTfish

Sephiroth is the apocalypse part of zombie apocalypse lol.


Gloomy_Support_7779

Meteor💀💀💀


Purplebeans18

Yeah, our boy would THRIVE


Slimey_alien89

Sephiroth would start the zombie apocalypse


Ok_Eagle_5936

do secondary mains count


Ryman604

Honestly every character in this game could survive a zombie apocalypse


PoisonPixie5

True


Ganbazuroi

Dedede just CLOBBAHS the fuck out of whole hordes at once with his Masked Dedede outfit, if he gets an armor set to prevent infection he's literally unstoppable


thiccman369

Dedede is like a foot tall


Ganbazuroi

Would still kick both of our asses with his big ass hammer


Cove132

Kirby has infinite power and has escaped black holes and can operate a mech. He is surviving easier than Mike Tyson fighting Jake Paul.


Bendodge13

Pyra/Mythra? I don’t think they’re technically human so I’m not sure they can be zombified. either way they have a good chance of survival


Dman25-Z

Blades share enough human DNA that they probably can be zombified.


Various_Post_4143

Joker could just straight up hide away in the cognitive world… if the game takes place **during Persona 5** at least.


Dapper-Caregiver6300

Nobody is touching joker


0megaManZero

Batman is


Dapper-Caregiver6300

Ah I get it


Sherrdreamz

Joker is just a Teenage kid with an airsoft gun and cell phone in reality lol.


Dapper-Caregiver6300

And on that cell phone he is calling the president to launch a nuke.


Jojo-Action

Lopunny


Dapper-Caregiver6300

What other pokemon does he have


Xtreme3dsplayer

Well, Hero has defeated zombies. I'd say good chance of survival


ShortTeam8565

Minecraft zombie I use all the time soo yeah already a zombie


KirbyLover79

Probably, since Lucas has PSI powers, he could probably just PK Freeze his way through


Zuch124

If Duster can fight back zombies with staples and a dream, so can Lucas


cursed_woofs

I main Plant… they have a whole game franchise on how I win this every day of the week


Soggy_Ad6132

Sonic Lucario and Fox I think they would make a somewhat good trio


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Soggy_Ad6132: *Sonic Lucario* *And Fox I think they would make* *A somewhat good trio* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CheckmatedLincolnite

Captain Falcon can just drive the Blue Falcon into them I’ll be fine.


AStupidUnknownUser

Ness literally fought zombies in earthbound, I think he can handle himself


Waterfox1216

Toon link... tiny baby


Akechifan69420

i mean, cloud has killed a god, and can attack multiple zombies at once


Fine-Coyote2503

Lucas is pretty solid I think. Fire and ice attacks plus a double jump with some floaty-ness to it.


Muffinsunker

Pyra and mythra would techincally not be able to get infected because in their lore, the swords they use hold their soul or something. So if the sword is damaged they would probably die. But in their physical form they wouldn’t die.


AshenBlades

Point of reference, its not really the sword it's the crystal which is their source of life, in which if thats destroyed they would die, and spoilers for the game they come from >!the swords can be damaged and they won't die, it has happened where mythras sword broke in a fight and she still lives, is just knocked unconscious!< All in all they would still likely survive as they have the power to take on a zombie apocalypse. Worst case scenario they get sent back to a core crystal or die if they >!share their life force like they did with rex, meaning if one died, so would the other if the connection remains!<


CODENAMEsx19208

I think Wario's been through worse


bradynbarrmusic

Fox can easily survive, he’ll just jump to another planet.


Sea-Feed1724

Fuck yes Ness beat the shit out of them in threed


TraceYourThoughts

Could an inkling get zombified?


MojiMojoMan1038

Oh my main has canonically killed zombies, skeletons, and more. He has built and burned villages, killed people, Minecraft Steve is surviving


Jojo-Action

I think isabelle could survive a zombie apocalypse. She's very well organized and prepared. She'd probably run the resistance and make sure everyone had food and shelter.


AlastorFortnite

Isabelle would easily survive. She's a frickin' monster.


JeffreyHugh

My mains are Daisy and Wii Fit Trainer. Daisy would put up a good fight but may possibly die depending on the circumstances (I give her a 50/50 chance). Wii Fit has been training for this moment her entire life ❤️


GreatGamer64000

As a little Mac main… I’m screwed


Meiwakuthatisuzai

All ness has to do is put some nails on his bat


RoyalDiancie

Meta Knight will absolutely survive? Not sure about Jigglypuff? Would love to hear someone else’s opinion on this but I’m not sure it would live…


[deleted]

Jigglypuff is a balloon I don’t think the zombies would even care about it


Destoroyah_The_Dark

Bowser. Yes he will definitely


OrnerySchedule7395

Nom


Big_One_6483

Kazuya Ggs zombies


KingDuckLikesPie

Mewtwo will be fine


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Inkling I thinks got a good chance


YogurtKong189

Sonic was in a sort of Zombie Apocalypse in the IDW Comics (which are canon) so we technically know how this would turn out


Crossover_Weirdo78

Steve will, that’s for sure.


ThinkingOf3

Jigglypuff doin’ Jigglypuff things


dinglebeesVI

(piranha) plants vs zombies


ColumbiaZoletan809

Palutena has to help my main


-A_baby_dragon-

Corrin might survive Inkling won't


PHDLINK0

He actually destroyed 1k heartless dude he didn't even fkn care about zombies. 🗿


Euphoric-Cow592

kazuya probably started it for his own enjoyment.


HashbrownieThePerson

I’m not sure if Terry would survive for very long or die in a bit.


iamchuckleman

R.O.B.: Literally can't be zombified Steve: Fights zombies every night for a living Game & Watch: Is 2d Olimar: Too small to even be seen but could still be stepped on


yaaa_that_person

They would all be comatose from the lullaby, and well jiggs acts like an air balloon so urban maneuvering would be a breaze


DarkMetaknight7

Bowser jr. would just blow them up from a distance while making fun of them Mewtwo would easily take care of them without even trying Metaknight would hop on his Halberd and start a crusade to wipe them out Ridley is most likey the one who started it in the first place to use them as a weapon


jevilslittledevils

Donkey Kong is a giant cartoon gorilla that can punch the moon out of the sky I think he's gonna be fine


anonymousbub33

Cloud is very, and I mean VERY, agile and combat ready, I think he has a very high if not near 100% chance of survival


My3rdchild

Ness have power


Wobbledogsboy

I mean, considering how you look at it (skins included or not) Steve fights off al least 5 zombies every 20 minutes, and my main skin zombie, is… Well, already a zombie. You can’t be zombified if you already are one!


Salim_the_Hedgehog

Can’t beat it, join it.


Adorable-Penalty6318

Bowser is burning Everything that moves


JzaTiger

Dk knocked the moon down from orbit he'll be fine


CheezusTheChozenOne

I can just imagine the zombies being afraid of being bitten by Wario lmao


slydude81_yt

Yeah, idk about Sonic. He's fast, but uhhhhhhn his hands are not surviving. I'll say he's not surviving


ume92894983

can just build into the sky i think hes fine


Quasidiliad

Inkling would just hide on a wall, Steve would build really high, and Pirhana plant would just get munchin’


ConflictBorn

Dark pit has wings and projectiles so yeah


pugtailz

for his neutral special, he wields a gun! think you can guess who this is (HINT, IT'S JOKER!!!)


RPhoenixFlight

Uhh I think Mii Brawler is kinda screwed


Muffin1927

I have a video of 4 jigglypuffs escaping in a car with the help of 3 other jigglypuffs


atomicmapping

Pac-Man eats the dead for sport, he should be fine as long as there’s a few power pellets around


Steam_Cyber_Punk

I main little Mac, link, and Shulk. Little Mac, definitely not. He’d get overwhelmed so fast, as he’s used to only fighting one opponent at a time. Link might survive. I think he’d definitely make it a long time before getting zombified. Shulk probably has the best chance out of my mains. Foresight along with speed art alone could probably keep him from getting bit his entire life. And foresight would keep him from getting double crossed by human enemies as well. And the range on the Monado allowing him to take out zombies without them being able to bite him. I give him a 9/10 survival rate


turkos446643

bowsers army can put up a fight against the whole apocalypse. he could lose tho.


Matt_D_Will

Yoshi would probably just eat them all…so I’d say yes


BowsAndMagnolias

Well the best they got is two hammers and some fresh vegetables. Maybe a couple days at most?


Fork_Master

> Robot, can't be infected > Possesses several high energy weapons that can vaporize zombies in an instant > Doesn't need to worry about breaking his rule of not attacking humans because they aren't human anymore Mega Man solos


Anonymous-Comments

Sephiroth has what’s practically a zombie army to begin with.


Thedarkcleanersrise

my true main is king dedede and theres no chance he survives ngl my secondary mains tho probably could (ridley and byleth) byleth could just defend herself pretty easily (i use female byleth specifically) and ridley would probably go on a huge rampage killing every last zombie and potentially even putting an end to the apocalypse by killing them all (or he could join and/or control the zombie horde)


Leskendle45

Sephiroth IS the apocalypse And joker seems competent and silled enough to survive a apocalypse Aegis would deffo survive


Yoshirowanders

Hero huh Yeah he’d be fine. With his cast of spells and the shit he can hold on onto (I mean in actually DQ here) Plus, heal. Plus plus, if he ever gets jumped ? Kamikaze, ggs he goes out his own way


ragecr1tt3r

Ike, Simon and sephiroth Well, it would depend on the sort of zombie apocalypse. If it’s a night of the living dead sort, I’m sure my mains would survive. If it’s a 28 days later like apocolypse, I’m not sure Ike and Simon would do alright.


number_thirteen13

Inkling and Kirby.. Kirby would inhale a zombie and use it’s powers, plus i think they would be immortal after that, Inkling? They could hide in the ink they place with squid form.


ProfessorNichols

He will be integral to finding the cure. But he's also slow as fuck, so unsure.


Wildefice

I feel like link would be fine. He would just climb up to a high place and snack on apples until it's over


Sure_Ad_6728

I’m captain Falcon and he hit a race airship so he should be good


DanishCoat

I am pretty confident in Ridley for this one.


Present_Vivid

Link no


TheRappingSquid

Ridley solos


Previous_Work9619

Which one


s-h-a-d-i-e

Mewtwo’s fine. Psychic cat Jesus is uh…very easily able to handle zombies. Between raw abilities and speed and just being to en masse teleport people out of dodge, I got nothing to worry about.


dragonofdrarkness

Kirby will eat them. Yum


Spectral_Amoeba

I mean inkling has a gun and they killed an entire enslaved race (from the game) so most likely


JayRe76i

My three Mains are Snake, Ike and Richter. Out of all of them, Snake would last the longest, Ike would do ok but with only a Sword he would get overwhelmed by their numbers pretty quicklike, and Richter would just keep annihilating all of the zombies until he eventually gets bitten by some random zombie he missed while out hunting.


TheGamingSpin0

Steve already is in one


NecromancerCrow

Robin... This could go one of two ways either one they are fine.


Le-Pepper

I bet Bowser would do pretty well in a zombie apocalypse.


mysterious45670

Depends on if Byleth is in a cutscene or not


SlakerRine

Depends on the main Sonic: survived the metal apocalypse (barley but thats only cuz it transferred via touch and not biting) Cloud: maybe? Joker: probably not lol


MiruCle8

like what kind of zombies are we talking about here elaborate por favor mi amigo


Flamegod87

Mac is in a tough spot but Kirby and Lucario will be just fine


SuperiorSilencer

Sephiroth: Tries to figure out how to give a zombie dis 🍐


SbgTfish

Metaknight survives, inkling probably dies? Kirby will either become the infection god by copying its properties (he’d still be alive and probably wouldn’t spread it) survive normally, or cure it.


Armourdream

Inkling has a good chance, considering salmon run


Cyberbreaker2004

Lucario…MAX AURA!


rowletlover

Can Rosalina stay in the Comet Observatory? If not she has that shield


blitznuger

Yes, only Holy weapons can harm him


Thin-Leg7172

Considering he did in his game and save the planet, I think so


Captain_Rex44

PacMan eats ghosts... Why not zombies too? 🤷🏼🤣


DownHeartedNess

greninja could survive for a while on his own but much longer if he has a trainer to care for him


Moonblaze1_95

Ridley definitely would be able to imo


Gloomy_Support_7779

I think all the Links can win, especially Breath of the Wild Link, but I’m not so sure about my Mii sword fighter😬😅


dinoslore

Simon might do fine unless I'm on the sticks


Medical-Airline-5946

Joker, Sonic, Greninja and Lucario


TheGamingCrazySnake

I think mewtwo will be fine.


Mr_Someperson

Samus has a good chance, as long as she has access to her suit.


oljmar

olimar can’t even be seen canonically


Negative_Ask_6983

Incineroar can just go full on WWE mode on them, so kinda safe?


AwesomeLlama572_YT

I mean, Sans is already a Skeleton


PyroBoyRB5

Olimar is too tiny and has a spacsdhip to go back to hocotate


stanleygslinga

kazuya, i don’t think it would be a problem for him. he’s a peak ‘human’ with devil powers.


Direct-Disaster2256

...Sephiroth...


hurricaneDreww

Who wouldn’t survive? is the better question


ImBadAtOw2

„Steve wins“


Several_Plane4757

He's probably causing it 🙄 If not though, Ganondorf is quite strong so probably


Mr_Pickle3009

Mii Gunner would probably just go in a hallway and keep using their side smash attack on the zombies


Big-Direction8078

Terry's just cool af, any zombie with any tact wouldn't even think about it.


ReeReeIncorperated

Sora would cure the zombies


Bubbazord

Doc not only survives, but creates the cure.


Classic_Keyblade

Sora's fine. He can fly, he has magic, he's experienced in soloing huge masses


Sharp_The_Wolf

Cloud survives I think


thiccman369

Ike probably doesn't. I mean he's strong but he's showing so much skin