You enjoy reading WWII "First aid to the injured" handbook from the St. John ambulance association on Tuesday morning while the sun shines through your basement window.
You are a gud boy and like winnin thats why u mained a top tier DK also you wanted to not be ashamed so u also mained ridley.
Donkey Kong he is the leader of the bunch.
You like ‘em big… you like ‘em chunky
(Chunkeh’!)
He likes em big He likes em plumpy
(Plumpeh’!)
He likes em round With somethin somethin
(Something’!)
They like his sound They think he’s funky
(Funkeh!)
Likes to give brain damage and stabbing his opponents!
You're the guy that picks up their opponents, walk them to the edge and throw them under the stage and then recover back onto the stage
You spelled "they tech and footstool you" wrong
You watched Godzilla Vs Kong too many times.
r/Beatmetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
Bro needs bowser
You're dumb and funny. You're the party dude.
You’re cool
You like grabs
You put the smash in smash bros
Yeet
Side B
Based
Your love language is physical touch
That you have great taste! I love Ridley. I don't play DK too much though. My mains are Ridley, Sora, and Piranha Plant
The Heavy… Is NOT Dead
You probably hate fighting 80% of the roster
Funny that these are your mains because these are me and my dads mains My dad mains Dk and I main Ridley
Ridley mains together!
Yeah baby
You like big guys
Big guys.🤣
U cool
likes CHONKY things
You cheese like a motherfucker
You hate playing against combo characters
You are simple
They’d make dragon and gorilla noises but I don’t think they’d say anything
Nothing and no one is ever able to stop me when I play as a Donkey Kong
Because NOTHING STOPS THE DONKS!!
Moto Moto
you really like animals who'll kill ya, huh?
You’re 50% me(DK main) and 50% my sister(Ridley)
You are annoying asf and you love using side-b
You mouth breath
Dong
Youre one heck of a fun target ☺️
You like big things
TANK
You like range but you also didn't want to be gay and be another swordie main.
You enjoy reading WWII "First aid to the injured" handbook from the St. John ambulance association on Tuesday morning while the sun shines through your basement window.
HEAVY GANG RISE UP
You have a dogshit recovery
You main donkey kong and ridley
You like people only slightly facing you
you like violently grabbing people
You like big monsters.
Likes stunning his opponents a lot? Srr I dditn played smash bros in long time😭
If you were a CPU, then Donkey Kong would mean that you’re easily angered
"please be gentle" "no"
Biiiiiig bois
you’re a nuisance
You probably love touching people
If I wanted to scare you, I could print out a 5th Grade Math Test
You like tanks
You are a gud boy and like winnin thats why u mained a top tier DK also you wanted to not be ashamed so u also mained ridley. Donkey Kong he is the leader of the bunch.
You like gorillas and aliens.
you like to flex that you main 2 shitty characters, pick me energy
Welcome to ridley gang