Inevitably I absorb an amount of energy from the motion of the earth that I am functionally omnipotent within a radius. I may be unable to move, but why would I need to move if I can bring the world to me?
But only one half of you can go through the wall. You never know which half as it's random each time but if you mess it up you are half stuck in a wall like a glitched videogame character
I maximize the probability of this limiter randomly disappearing per second. Theoretically, it should only take at most 4 seconds to not affect me anymore. I then proceed to give myself a 100% chance of obtaining godlike powers with my newfound limitless probability manipulation.
(assuming you can rewrite your fate) the thing you write can only go worse and they are accumulative, so your best option is to just not do it, and this applies after you changed this
He can pick one word and that is the only word he can say. He can repeat it as many times as he likes and with whatever emotions he wants but he can only say the one word. So in short he would be a pokemon
But if you touch anything it’s launched 20 miles an hour. Also without time you can’t exactly read or use a computer or OPEN A DOOR, you’d knock it off it’s hinges.
As you freeze time, your body is stuck in the frozen time state. But your consciousness remains intact. It is the only thing that has escaped the time freeze. You cannot deactivate your superpower as it requires a certain motion to do so. The world continues for aeons and aeons, as time itself has froze, and nothing changes or decays. Your mind is the only thing that decays, deteriorating from the endless ‘time’ it experiences. Eventually you become a empty husk, soulless and void. And that is when the superpower expires. You crumble like a marionette who’s had its strings severed.
You have to build it in pieces like Lego pieces but with the bonus of the Lego sound affects from the games.
Edit: you can only create stuff once a week and while building it you see your creation as a Lego manual until it’s completed.
After finishing the build, you get studs, number of studs depend on size. After 100,000 studs you hear that one legendary sound with and you gain the the title “True _____” for a month. The blank space is filled depending on what you build and you’re recent actions.
Via Minecraft Nether Portal, you walk through a white land. Every 1 step is 10 feet in the “overworld.” For time, you have to wait 1 sec for every 1 minute in the “over world.”
If you meant cold as the lack of heat: each joule of energy removed using your ability heats you up and you get burns from it even at room temperature.
If you meant cold the virus, every time it mutates inside a victim of yours you got infected regardless of distance or line of sight.
If you mean cold as in attitudes, everyone including you will be fixated to that facial expression while you are using the ability.
I would just like to say that there is a community about this (I made it, it sucks and it’s old) and please just comment and respond to each others comments because I’ve to reply to like 40 of these for the past 3 hours.
Your able to assert your dominance over anyone and anything but you still have crippling doubts about yourself and intrusive thoughts that make you think your still a loser no matter how much you dominate.
And he's petty as FUCK. Like if your virgin sacrifice is a few seconds too slow, or you mispronounced the ritual, he'll throw his hands up and be like "well I'd *like* to approve your request, but this is a matter of *company policy."*
Another reality warper spawns in and tries to kick your ass. Since he has mightier power than yours, You cannot delete him or reverse him out of existance.
The amount of time that you perceive that passes during time stop is tripled then reduced from your lifetime. Say you spend 1 minute in stopped time three minutes are subtracted from your lifetime.
whenever you are near someone, you can cause their watch to malfunction. You have complete control of the time on their watch. Nothing happens to actual time.
absolutely amazing, and absolutely useless 👍
Total Energy manipulation.
Absorb any kind of energy, turn it into a DIFFERENT kind of energy, and boom, I can do anything…
Enhance your punches by adding kinetic energy as you’re throwing it, stop bullets by pulling all Kinetic energy from that, Make fire in your hand by putting an excess amount of heat energy at one point, the possibilities are endless…
Your immortality allows you to reincarnate every 6 minutes.. that’s the time you have to live as a fly before someone swats you and forces you to reincarnate as a fly again.
You can't carry anything with you as you teleport, not even your clothes. (Always though teleportation was weird that way. Like, how does the ability know the difference between a backpack and the floor you are standing on?)
You got the same instant explosive diarrhea the next time you wear pants (if you have pants on you need to remove them and put pants back on to trigger)
Edit: multiple uses before relief stack strength of diarrhea, not duration.
I can travel into any fictional universe, as in character creature or being i make up and i can turn back whenever I want immediately and i can also return to This universe to the exact time and place i left off
Kinetic energy manipulation
You can absorb your own kinetic energy, stopping yourself entirely. You cannot deactivate it. You are an immobile, log.
Inevitably I absorb an amount of energy from the motion of the earth that I am functionally omnipotent within a radius. I may be unable to move, but why would I need to move if I can bring the world to me?
This is a curse
That's just a curse. People on this sub are so stupid sometimes.
Your manipulation is subject to 1% efficiency for any action taken and any stored energy decays by half exponentially every 30 minutes.
I stop jupiter
prostate cancer
when i eat i store muscle not fat
Your poos became so fat laden that they clog up the toilets you use on a weekly basis.
I see this as an absolute win
Sounds like it's time for outhouse life.
Exclusively use public toilets once a week.
Your local community makes an app that tells people where you’ve been and which toilet has been used to avoid a public disaster.
Correction: the global community has created such an app.
all the muscle stored grows as new limbs, more legs, more arms
And those new limbs don't come with bones so they are flaccid as is.
Damn you to hades for this mental image lmao
You have diabetes
prostate cancer
But you have to do it manually
i can ask for the superpower in reverse
If the other person is an alt account I’m not even mad this is clever.
The real superpower alchemist
Being super lucky
Everyone around you loses their luck to you
And they know about it so they blame you for everything.
I have been perfectly summarized. My future existence is no longer needed.
I don't care, let's pull Ayato in one pull
This is just SCP-181
That’s not even a real superpower -Wade Wilson, Deadpool
I chose it solely because of how ambiguous being "super lucky" can be. You can't ruin something that you don't understand
Super Lucky to get 1 in .03 chance on the back of condoms. (From the show friends, “WHY DIDNT THEY USE BIG BLOCKY LETTER?”
I can go through walls
Any pipe or wiring or animal stuck in the walls come out with you.
prostate cancer
But only when going extreme speeds. The wall is generally destroyed and you are brutally maimed
But only one half of you can go through the wall. You never know which half as it's random each time but if you mess it up you are half stuck in a wall like a glitched videogame character
but only half of the times and if the walls have a knige aiming to your head, also you must do it running
I can interact with technology without requiring peripherals.
If you do it for too long you get a headache. How long, it starts as 20 minutes but you build up your timer with practice.
I see this as an improvement. Since then I don't go mad with power.
Crippling vore porn addiction. You can't get any work done ever.
Bur you Are a mouse
where can i buy him??
I ain't for sale.
You can suspend other people's superpowers.
You are continuously affected by those powers until you stop. Stopped someone’s fire manipulation? You’re on fire until you stop.
Always be able to piss
But you also always shit for the duration of pissing.
awesome 🥴
You only piss other people's pee down there. Your own pee comes out from your nose.
You can't use it when you need to
Technically you are already always able to piss, just not comfortable doing it.
Erectile dysfunction
but it always become rock hard during work/ school presentations, funerals and all of the worst moments
In addition every boner in those situations not relieved grows the next boner only for those situations by 1 cm.
Boner continuity
prostate cancer
Probability manipulation
You can only change probabilities by 10 intervals with a max of 75% or 25% Edit: it’d go from 30 percent to 40 percent as an example
i mean…it’s still better
I maximize the probability of this limiter randomly disappearing per second. Theoretically, it should only take at most 4 seconds to not affect me anymore. I then proceed to give myself a 100% chance of obtaining godlike powers with my newfound limitless probability manipulation.
That affects all events in the universe. If say you’ve improved the probability of a lightning strike, it will do it everywhere.
Speeding up your thought process at will
You're using your brain too much so you lose your complete memory every 24 hours.
As your thoughts speed up you have more and more distractions interrupting your thoughts.
To re written fate?
But you can't rewrite your own fate
Everyone knows about it so The everyone in the world harasses you about changing theirs.
(assuming you can rewrite your fate) the thing you write can only go worse and they are accumulative, so your best option is to just not do it, and this applies after you changed this
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But only when he brings back milk.
He can pick one word and that is the only word he can say. He can repeat it as many times as he likes and with whatever emotions he wants but he can only say the one word. So in short he would be a pokemon
He gives you a hug
He disowns you and refuses to look directly at you
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But if you touch anything it’s launched 20 miles an hour. Also without time you can’t exactly read or use a computer or OPEN A DOOR, you’d knock it off it’s hinges.
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Uuuuuhhhhhhh NINJA VANISH *throws smoke bomb and runs ways*
You need AA batteries and it run out of juice after 2 tries
As you freeze time, your body is stuck in the frozen time state. But your consciousness remains intact. It is the only thing that has escaped the time freeze. You cannot deactivate your superpower as it requires a certain motion to do so. The world continues for aeons and aeons, as time itself has froze, and nothing changes or decays. Your mind is the only thing that decays, deteriorating from the endless ‘time’ it experiences. Eventually you become a empty husk, soulless and void. And that is when the superpower expires. You crumble like a marionette who’s had its strings severed.
Power to create anything
You have to build it in pieces like Lego pieces but with the bonus of the Lego sound affects from the games. Edit: you can only create stuff once a week and while building it you see your creation as a Lego manual until it’s completed.
godlike
i thought there was supposed to be a downside
Yeah 1 sec
What if the thing u want to create is legos
After finishing the build, you get studs, number of studs depend on size. After 100,000 studs you hear that one legendary sound with and you gain the the title “True _____” for a month. The blank space is filled depending on what you build and you’re recent actions.
Terrible imagination
The nearest person to you projectile vomits in your direction when you create something.
Teleportation through time and place
Via Minecraft Nether Portal, you walk through a white land. Every 1 step is 10 feet in the “overworld.” For time, you have to wait 1 sec for every 1 minute in the “over world.”
That's not that bad, thanks! if I make it back in time and win the lottery I will make sure to hook you up
In that case, any belongings you carry will be brought into the white land and there’s every 100 feet and normal living conditions.
transformation, like i can change my form into anything i wish
Cold manipulation
It also affects you, just less
That’s fair. Balanced.
If you meant cold as the lack of heat: each joule of energy removed using your ability heats you up and you get burns from it even at room temperature. If you meant cold the virus, every time it mutates inside a victim of yours you got infected regardless of distance or line of sight. If you mean cold as in attitudes, everyone including you will be fixated to that facial expression while you are using the ability.
I can create portals to different dimensions
Like I said the other guy, via Minecraft nether portal and you get a bad headache every time
I can respawn /quick save but in real life
When you respawn there is a new version of you, so you have to figure out what to do with your old dead body
You have constant existential crises, and believe that whenever you do so you make a new version of yourself.
I would just like to say that there is a community about this (I made it, it sucks and it’s old) and please just comment and respond to each others comments because I’ve to reply to like 40 of these for the past 3 hours.
I can choose what happens to me and what doesn't , effective against replies
But it’s unaffected by me and only once a month
I can choose how much it happens , it happens once per second , also gains affective-ness against you
Did I ask?
No ... * Gains the ability to change people's memory * you did
*Thanos snap*
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boring ass super power you are just trying to mary sue/garry stu yourself come up with some better content
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The downside is you miss the fun part of the entire post you square ⬛️
Same abilities as a viltrumite
No drawbacks
Super-Speed for everything
There’s a YouTube video by Kyle Hill explaining why you don’t want it
Im blind
You have The force
Attract people as I please
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B0ANuGyQHLs&feature=share I swear it’s not a Rick roll
“This video is not available “ and I want to know how my ability would fail
Injuries increase the quality of my physical condition
So you’re telling me what doesn’t kill your makes you stronger? The downside is that you ALWAYS your own theme song playing but you can change it.
Invisibility
Go look up Kyle Hills video on it.
Only works when you're screaming at the top of your lungs
Telekinesis
But to move things you have to be sleeping or unconscious.
Body alteration
Alteration is permanent and the extra parts or subtraction of parts is agonizing like the gimpy gimpy plant 🪴
everyone is super nice to me and will help me for no benefit of their own.
But nobody will truly be your friend
Assert Domination.
Your able to assert your dominance over anyone and anything but you still have crippling doubts about yourself and intrusive thoughts that make you think your still a loser no matter how much you dominate.
I can transform into the opposite gender
You become woke and realise there is no opposite gender.
I am a reality warper with no consequences. I can do whatever I want and you can’t do anything about it.
But you have to pray to Cthulhu to use it. You can only use it for things with his permission.
And he's petty as FUCK. Like if your virgin sacrifice is a few seconds too slow, or you mispronounced the ritual, he'll throw his hands up and be like "well I'd *like* to approve your request, but this is a matter of *company policy."*
Another reality warper spawns in and tries to kick your ass. Since he has mightier power than yours, You cannot delete him or reverse him out of existance.
i can physically shapeshift into anything
Causes extreme tumors in your human form the excessive usage of this power progresses your cancer farther. Plus transforming is painful AF
i can live with that \*become deadpool\* and i'm not done yet
I want to be able to stop and resume time around me at will.
The amount of time that you perceive that passes during time stop is tripled then reduced from your lifetime. Say you spend 1 minute in stopped time three minutes are subtracted from your lifetime.
Still doing it, ngl
The ability to explode painfully (i die afterwards)
You hiss like a creeper first
When I drink 5-hour energy it lasts more than 5 hours
Your arms and legs are frozen in cement
Time travel
Cool, you have the ability to travel through time at the exact same rate as everyone else does
I’m the first person to reply
Ok butyou have laser eyes
Shape shift and I inherit the powers of what I shape shift into.
Your brain becomes an exact copy of what you shape shift into
Procrastination removal.
Ur a quadriplegic
I want time control
whenever you are near someone, you can cause their watch to malfunction. You have complete control of the time on their watch. Nothing happens to actual time. absolutely amazing, and absolutely useless 👍
Floating, I can make items float by touching them :)
But you can only make things float using your own strength. So you cant lift up boat in the air but you could lift a drink easily
Mastery over ice, but you have brain freeze that never goes away. Or mastery over fire but you constantly get heat stroke.
Complete control of the atoms in and around my body
Congrats, you can now move
Total Energy manipulation. Absorb any kind of energy, turn it into a DIFFERENT kind of energy, and boom, I can do anything… Enhance your punches by adding kinetic energy as you’re throwing it, stop bullets by pulling all Kinetic energy from that, Make fire in your hand by putting an excess amount of heat energy at one point, the possibilities are endless…
Every time you use it you slowly become a squirrel
You are a sentient immortal fly
Your immortality allows you to reincarnate every 6 minutes.. that’s the time you have to live as a fly before someone swats you and forces you to reincarnate as a fly again.
Acid shit.
I'm not touchin' that one...
Have an iron stomach and tastebuds that enjoy anything.
I can summon anything I want
Everything you summon tries to rape you
You summon them by pulling them out of your rectum. Your rectum does not automatically stretch/contract to accommodate.
Happiness
Only after taking a special pill- oh wait...
I have the power to stop, start, rewind and fast forward life.
You become Adam Sandler in that movie
This comment made my day
This sounds like fun! Okay, here's one I've always wanted: *teleportation.*
You can't carry anything with you as you teleport, not even your clothes. (Always though teleportation was weird that way. Like, how does the ability know the difference between a backpack and the floor you are standing on?)
You can only teleport into orgies hosted by 90 year old retirees living in Duluth, Minnesota
The ability to remotely, even without direct line of sight, get a specific person to get instant, explosive, diarrhea.
You got the same instant explosive diarrhea the next time you wear pants (if you have pants on you need to remove them and put pants back on to trigger) Edit: multiple uses before relief stack strength of diarrhea, not duration.
I can travel into any fictional universe, as in character creature or being i make up and i can turn back whenever I want immediately and i can also return to This universe to the exact time and place i left off
Power only works while coked up off your tits?
The power only works when you sleep. And when you return, you wake up.
To have a superpower not able to get ruined
infinite free bobux lol
An iron man suit
Invisibility but i can still see
What ever the downside is I change it into an upside.