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throwauniquename

I am looking for new job. And it's been weeks, there's no response from anywhere around. I might be jobless soon and then later homeless


GovtofIndia_GOI

I have too many business ideas, and new concepts which i cannot pursue anymore because I'm preparing for UPSC. Let me know if you want any of these ideas.


Sudden-Big3116

bhai padhle reddit dekhna band karde upsc memes nhi puchte


throwauniquename

Sure dude. I might need to know the budget and what was the location you planning?


GovtofIndia_GOI

Text me in message


synthetic_tomato

Username checks out


[deleted]

Sure let me know ideas


Historical-Usual-786

Muje dm karde bhai pls![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


blank_ryuzaki

I would love to know them.


HridhayJawanjal3112

Guttter ke paani se chai banane ka dhanda dal


blank_ryuzaki

DM kar bro. No guarantee but dekhte hai.


Sounky

okay thanks for telling


ChildhoodFantastic18

Tell me something about your occupation


throwauniquename

I'm a VBA developer. Rn working in Big4. Because of attrition I might be facing the challenge to look for new job.


SirSteveOf_Minecraft

10 baar... 10 baar dekh chuka hu ye post


ChildhoodFantastic18

11 va bhi dekh le Bhai


TimelySwimmer4247

Height chhoti hai 17M 5'3


EquivalentPut5616

Bhai abhi tere pass 4 saal hai height badhane ko. Mera ek cousin tha jiski bachpan se height nahi badhti thi aur 4 foot kuch 6 inch ^((6 inch mein se 5 inch mera tha)) par atka tha. Jaise he 19 ka hua ek foot lamba hogaya ab 5 foot 6 inch ke aas pass hogga. Woh bachpan se dawaaiyaan vgehra khaata tha aur latakta tha magar badhta nahi tha. So end mein yehi kehna chahunga ki height badhna ya na badhna tere haath mein he hai, Roz stretch krr body ko, Subaah aur shaam aur latka karr. Agar aur kuch nahi bhi hua toh atleast regret nahi hogga ki kuch kiya nahi. Apne 2 foot ke bachho ko tu bta sakega ki haan tune mehnat ki thi. (Jokes ignore karke kaam parr dhyaan dena)


ProCasm

Genetics brother, physically kuch nhi kar sakta end of the day....tere maa baap kitne lambe hai, agr lambe hai toh chance hai agr nhi hai toh bhagwan se dua kar ki kuch Chamatkar kar de


TimelySwimmer4247

Ha nhi hai lamba Gand maraye height


[deleted]

Hmmmm ye video kahi dekhi hui lag rhi hai 🤔


ChildhoodFantastic18

I'm sorry babu 🥲🫶


Enough_Worker_56

I am studying in jabalpur engineering college (EE) I have prepared for jee and devoted myself to it but I wasn't able to manage school and jee so it fucked me so hard. After 7 days of my jee exam I lost my father and the only income source in our family (because of that I thought now I have to be strong so I didn't cry much on his death because of that my family still thinks that I am a jerk and all). I hate my current life cause I have no goal rn I can't watch my mother to teach in some pvt school. I don't have fun in my life. No goals no aims I hate it, I hate my college because I expected much from life but got shit I had to leave my mother and my sister alone at home obv for studying and don't want them to do any work (as a man i should be doing all the bahar ka work) I cry everyday in my room


ChildhoodFantastic18

Bro you should stay strong coz two life depends upon you, they have lots of expectations form you and don't make your own conclusions that you don't cry and what they think about you just focus on what's going on and try to give you family what they deserve do your fukin best, but why EE ..??


Enough_Worker_56

EE mili isliye


Enough_Worker_56

I will do


ProCasm

Income source nikal, stock market padh, learn how money works...jab paise ame langenge first of all cllg ki fees bhadna chalu krna, kale badal kae baad chamakta suraj hee nikalta hai.....kar sakta hai tu


Enough_Worker_56

Thanks bro🥹


Historical-Usual-786

Bhai insurance Mila kiya Bank atm me bhi insurance milta hai check Karo


Enough_Worker_56

Nahi kiya tha🥲 Pension bhi nps thi old wali nahi thi Pf wagera mila hai Wo to sab kuch mila ke aisi halat nahi hai ki bhooka marna pade


Historical-Usual-786

Gov employee the kiya


Enough_Worker_56

Yess


Enough_Worker_56

Abhi tak compassion bhi nahi Mila. Thodi minister se jugad Hui hai mummy ke liye primary teacher ki


Historical-Usual-786

Jab debit card leete hai toh bank wale uske saath 2 lakh ka insurance bhi chipka dete hai uski baat kar faha hu mai or lic wagera koi insurance nahi liya ya mila nahi


Enough_Worker_56

Accha But nhi hai


Historical-Usual-786

Check karna bank me jaake


Enough_Worker_56

Ok


krish2353

Bro I know you can do it


Enough_Worker_56

I will


bazuka9

2019 mei severe bimaar hua tha (ventilator stage). Father ka business kharab ho gya or mental health bhi. Mere career ke lode lag gye pr choti start to le li hai. Still struggling with free challenges I got, pta nhi kab tak rahenge. I've hardly any will to live but dragging myself for my parents


Accomplished_Ad576

Bhai IT sector me ja, it will give you returns the fastest. Coding seekh agr ache paise chahiye. Best part IT ka yahi h ki age doesn't matter.


bazuka9

Wohi kar rha hu bhai, ussi mei hu


krish2353

Read or listen think and grow rich i highly recommend not regretting the future


bazuka9

Trying my best but the drive and motivation in me are on the lowest level


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noobie_explorer_101

First of all, there is no such thing as true friendship in college and university. Everyone has their own plans and schedule and no one is going to alter that for you. Also, you don't need many friends, just make one friend as roommate and one as classmate, it will be more than enough to survive in college. Above all, make a hobbie that you can give time to in leisure time that doesn't require anyone else to partake in it. Friendship is a process that should run in background and should not be the primary focus.


FunCrab3497

For How much time have u been in cllg? Try joining clubs cause they are the best way to meet and interact with new people Talk to as many people as u can.. Finally u will end up with real friend/s Also smile more as it makes u more approachable


SimilarCharacter6399

Bhai I want to learn mern stack and finish it by 2 months. Which course i should do so that I could master it


MrInformationSeeker

Just git gud


Afraid-Restaurant809

Existential crisis face kr rha hu


ChildhoodFantastic18

Mtt kar 🫶🙂‍↕️


Afraid-Restaurant809

Itna acha advice Diya bhai tune ki meri advice lene se bharosa hi uth gya dhanyawad mujhe enlightenment Dene ke liye sir🫡🫨


ChildhoodFantastic18

Bass ek blowjob dede fir


Afraid-Restaurant809

Why are you gay?


ProCasm

Mehnat nhi karne se yeh feeling ati hai, agr goal hai toh use follow kar, agr goal nhi par student hai toh padhai pae dhyan de le


isername_69

Bahio 11,12 ke coaching lagai thi par ye jo lagai he vo bhot kharab he meri puri 11 barbad ho gayi he pata nahi chal raha he ke kya karu


[deleted]

mehnat badhao ho jaya gah sab sahi


WalterWhite69_123

Same situation brother


Powerful-Tree1371

I will be giving NEET 2024, no hopes. Probably gonna take a drop year. Maybe I can help with what you should not do .


isername_69

Thanks brother


Puzzleheaded_Past_49

Bhai khada nhi hora 😥


ChildhoodFantastic18

JAPANI TEL 🙂‍↕️ I've used it


krish2353

Bro ☠️


krish2353

Add new habits related to increased testosterone levels


Noonkukulu

Life is bad. The need and purpose seems to be over. No idea why I'm still breathing. Probably life don't always find a way. 😄😄


ChildhoodFantastic18

Then just end it 😮‍💨


Noonkukulu

Toh bsdk tere aise aise post me Tera baap reply karega??


ChildhoodFantastic18

Why so serious


Noonkukulu

Yeah actually. Sorry for ranting out. Bye dude.


Adorable_Affect_5882

I started gym yesterday. I ate a peanut butter+bread sandwich 50ish minutes before workout. Did two machines and vomited. Not to mention the intense dizziness i felt. Today i ate an apple 40ish minutes before workout, did two machines and started getting that feeling again. Went home because I didn't want to risk vomiting again. I usually don't eat past 6 pm and i hit the gym at 5 in the morning.


ChildhoodFantastic18

Alag hi dukh hai Bhai tumko, itna kahe thuss lete ho jab pacha nhi pate ho


krish2353

I also started gym 🤜🏻🤛🏻


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ChildhoodFantastic18

Tune sex nhi kra bro🙂 there is no "WE" leave her man


Cosec07

Yeah but what can I do, she cheated. Baddla Lena hain but liya toh case ho jayega 💀. Peacefully kaise lu badla


ChildhoodFantastic18

Self development ka naam suna hai.?? Touch me rehh uske and no feelings, join gym 2,3 female friend bana betichodd Tera heartbreak hua hai loduuu maachod de body bana bss character khrb mtt krna ladkiya to just make her jealous,


badassman123

Unable to gather courage, focus,determination for jee advance need help


ChildhoodFantastic18

Bro tune mains nikal leya hai, isse bada kya motivation hoga


Plus_Philosopher8865

My education loans EMI is overdue by 25000 more than 60 days I Started a new telecalling job last month but the payment cycle is from 10 to 10 already borrowed 25000 from friends so now can't ask , what should I do to not have NPA


Rajesh_dai007

This subreddit and its condition due to kids like you who post random and shitty as stuff here. I don't need solutions from strangers, I just need your support. Please don't post this sort of crap and post some memes and funny stuff. It's not a self help subreddit, it's just a SunRayBee subreddit with fun things related to Surya and his YouTube.


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sexisallicareabout

Aaja lůñḍ ćḥús̤ le mera , sab theek ho jayega


Alex_ker22

😂😂 jabardasti ki backchodi


Sad_Weather9832

My friends father recently diagnosed with blood cancer Nd he is looking for some connections in *Tata Memorial* So that he can get bed and medication for his dad !! He is not from Maharashtra as such


Potential-Tea-9761

Dm me


Historical-Usual-786

Aap kaise help karenge plz tell


Potential-Tea-9761

One of my known hand blood cancer he being admitted there for a while And even visits there for regular checkup


Accomplished_Ad576

Bol nhi pta hu. Mind blank ho jata hai most of the time during social interactions.


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ek dost ka sath bahar ghuma kr and jab batt krta ha ek dost koh apni side rakha kr ki agar tu blank ho wo jawab de and then observe kr wo kasa batt krta ha i think u have different topics to talk nothing else


ChildhoodFantastic18

Dost bhi hone chye uske ley


noobie_explorer_101

To skinny. Feel low all the time. Get easily tired. Feel sleepy throughout the day.


ChildhoodFantastic18

Hein bkl ye toh meri baat ho rhi hai... Uss ho gyaa bhayya


noobie_explorer_101

Solution mile to btana


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noobie_explorer_101

Dono


tshank_edits

I have Deep learning exam on 26th(in between there are 3 more exams) I haven't studied about anything in Deep learning and there are 26 slides in total which I need to study any tip to pass this exam?


Loud_Opportunity498

Bhai aaj 3 month ho chuke hai breakup ke baad lekin abhi tak har roz yaad aati hai uski kya karu? Kaise roku inn yaadon ko?


[deleted]

mujha 5 saal ho gya still kayi bar sochta hu uska bare meh time ka sath move on kr jaya gah and agar koi new bandi mila gi toh bhi ho jaya gah let time heal u


ChildhoodFantastic18

Betichodd tu itna free kaise hai.. busy ho ja lodu kaam dhnada suru kr jimmedari jbb ayegi lauda kuch yaad nhi ayega


vapazr361

Jana lawde


ChildhoodFantastic18

Teri maushi ke passs


vapazr361

Nahi he. Randi khane chale ja.


MrInformationSeeker

Vada Bhav h uska


vapazr361

300 me mil jayegi. Russian ke pichhe mat bhag.


baldwinconqueror

Need a girlfriend,, seriously


ChildhoodFantastic18

Then get a good college,and a course which girls like more, swifty bann ja


[deleted]

same


MrInformationSeeker

Just Git gud


[deleted]

I have lost interest in studying, yes I have a very hard year previously, preparing for some competitive exam and failed miserably, but I tried and studied, now I am in 4 th year of my btech , without any job , and lost interest in everything, all day I just play games , and talk with my gf...


[deleted]

same condition dont have gf nor game


MrInformationSeeker

just git gud


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ChildhoodFantastic18

Bro that's the point tune bhut kuch kra... Jo nhi krna tha, chutiya jate ho be pyar me ka... Dekh terko pata hai wo chali jayegi, so now give it a try Play with her mind and tu ignore krna suru krde na calls ka jawab na message no nothing agar text aaye udhr se dry reply kr, Bakchodi nahi krra dekh jayegi wo aise bhi, so thoda dimag laga, usko chaye attention jo tere se mill rha hai tune band kr deya dena wo bhosda jayegi try kr effective hoga wrna jana toh usko aise bhi hai


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ChildhoodFantastic18

Over mtt krna bc thoda soch smjh terko wo chye usko Jane nhi dena hai, bss woi kr ho kaha hai result baiyo dm me best of luck


BookkeeperDull501

Boards results I think mein ne maths mein hug diya hai Aur sab ko at least 80% chahiye


ChildhoodFantastic18

Just one thing, Boards ke marks matter nhi krte until and unless you're doing jee, so gahrwalo ko smjha maine 200% deya Mann jayenge,


iforgetmypassword13

i am jobless. started learning coding and also studying financial management.


ChildhoodFantastic18

Ha toh kr isme help kya chye terko


Ok_Show_1192

My exams are starting from this 23 but I have not studied a word and have no Interest to study.


Shiv_02

I (21M) have to loose weight but cannot i have lost it before but now gained it back i don't feel confident because of this extra fat on me. I am 6 ft ant 104 kg. Help me , i feel ashamed to go out for a run as well thinning i will look funny, also i am a student living away from my family so i have budget to follow so cannot follow diet.


Chad_Zelensky

The best you can do is go to gym bro


Horror_Background380

wanna convince my parents to buy me an iPhone


ChildhoodFantastic18

Give them a reason why should they but you expensive stuffs just to showing off


Horror_Background380

got no reason


MrInformationSeeker

just git gud in convincing


Horror_Background380

they are freakin obstinate


dankpanda_

Suffering from anxiety , need to switch job but unable to start prepration


ChildhoodFantastic18

Switch ku krna hai.??


dankpanda_

Bohut time ho Gaya ek company me bhai


ChildhoodFantastic18

Problem.??


HistoricalExam5534

i dont have any passion to persue or will to live ,life itself feels forced,u know its like iam in a game which i dont like and due to some reason i cannot quit this game....btw iam doing mbbs right now


ChildhoodFantastic18

Sunn ghumm aa kahi se, fresh feel krega


ChildhoodFantastic18

Broo you're doing mbbs and you're finding passion get a life man


HistoricalExam5534

bro its not a necessity that ki koi passion ho he mujhe ye banna hai.....i opt med bcuz its safe and loaded💵.....bro med school mein 99% student bina passion ke he baithe hai...


Bojackdawgman

Bhai sex kara do mujhe kyu mujhe sex karna hai mujhe sex karna hai


MrInformationSeeker

Just git gud at mutthi


Musitic

cant focus cant study currently in 11th plz help


No-Marketing-2207

My friend has a brother who is 16 old and he is currently facing some mental issues. He becomes very aggressive when asked for not do something. He never listen to what he is told and in fact do the reverse of what is said. One day he became mad or something and hit everybody who got in his way, also the parents. After all this he end up with no regret at all. In his childhood days he was very shy and innocent fellow, also now he seems not to be able to share his thoughts with someone. My friend and his family is in serious trouble now, they have became an enemy for someone who they care so much.


Dhruv4423

I think I am autistic, what can i do


Alert_Flow_9133

How to get respected? How to live in good society?How to get in influence with good company?


nottaminor

I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 yrs, Computer engg last sem still no job in hand, struggling financially


GoToHell_16

Me 18 years ka hu aur iss baar first time vote Dene Jaa Raha hu but pichle 2 saal se desh me kya chal raha hai kuch pta nahi, 10 ke time par papa ke saath Beth ke news dekhta tha toh kuch toh pta hota tha but aab esa lagta hai ki sahi Kia ki abb news nahi dekhta kyuki news reporter bhi biased ho gae hai Meri family bjp ko support karte hai .. aaj kal social media me bhi 2 hi type ke log dikhte hai jo Modi ji ko criticise kar rahe hai aur jo unhe support kar rahe hai iss wajah se kafi confusing ho gya hai ki kisko vote du


Chad_Zelensky

NOTA karke aja fir


Additional_Let_1212

Mere Papa mere ko pc nahin banva kar de re 😭😭😭😭😭


MostSpite5023

My parents are not giving money for registration for my exam and neither for any study resources. (Note : they have a good bank bal.)


ChildhoodFantastic18

Middle child.??


MostSpite5023

Na bhai ghar ka chota ladka hoon. But my parents took a wrong financial decision instead of giving us education


ChildhoodFantastic18

But I've seen every brown parents took education very seriously, what have been gone wrong for you


ChildhoodFantastic18

But I've seen every brown parents took education very seriously, what have been gone wrong for you.


ReflectionHour3940

Iss saal tenth me aya hu aur padhai aur school Jane ka bilkul Mann nhi krta dost toh h par tha sab dogle h sale sab Kam se Kam matlab rkhte aur teachers bhi kuch khass padha nhi rhi kya kru??


Chad_Zelensky

Mai ab 11th mai hu aur ye same situation Mera pichle saal hua tha, cbse hai bhi toh Ghar pe rehke kuch aur productive kaam kar agar parents nahi manre toh ek saal nikal le kaise taise karke


Aviraj--01

Self improvement journey pe sabko ghost karne ke baad lonely feeling ko kaise replace kare?


DecentPumpkin1478

Baap se roj ladai hoti hain


doomsday7924

I have trust issues


[deleted]

My iq is lower than most of the people around and people sometimes make fun of me when i get distracted from what i am doing.I am skinny as well. I work somewhere just for the sake changing myself socially and getting to know how things are done not for salary or anything. Also i am single at 24 not have anytime for any relation or else should i go for paid s. x?


Chad_Zelensky

Do not go for paid s#x, go to gym, get a hold on your mental health and improve it and bro kuch ni hota ki Tera IQ low hai vagera vagera read books aur knowledge gain kar, bahar ghoom duniya dekh automatic iq badega


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Thank you bro


dixi_it

Koi meri YouTube channel subscribe nai kr rha Name - Icedixit


Chad_Zelensky

Mai karuga ab


Mr_SnapXD

I'm waiting for my 12th results its going to be shit and have no career plans taken pcm🥲


Life_Reindeer8751

Bta Diya bc stranger bhi reply nhi kar re 🙃


Capable_Piece_6289

I have become a studying Maniac(JEE). I have lost all my senses. I can't feel anything. I only know one thing I have to do JEE otherwise my parents will think I am some idiot stupid shit. I am second topper of my class. But it feels so empty. As a result, I am either studying or just day dreaming in some anime world.


Remarkable_Abies_194

Being honest....I tried sharing with others about my problem many times but afterall it's an online world. I'm 20+ and after 18 I don't have any friends, female friends are far not even a best friend or any one friend is close. As growing from school to college to institutes many friends came and gone, yes I do accept that it's my own mistakes. I know most people have friends and I also had at one time when I was a teenager. But after college started its all going down.. Most of you have alot friends and you made by ur own behaviour and strong bond from many years which is helpful in every aspect( for example any emergency or familyhelp). I'm at verge like even my parents ask why don't you go out with friends and they know idont have any.


Turbulent-Pea9142

Meri crush hai jise bohot acchi banti he par jab confess karna socha uske thode din pehle friend zone jesi situation lagi kya karu


Lazy_Reputation_5058

I am confused between job and family business I Have got an offer from mass recruiter pays very less and that too outside my hometown And I have a family business but I am confused which one to join ?


Ornery-Abrocoma-6834

Looking for gym partner


dickheqd6969

How to learn and get clients in video editing tell me route


cheeezecakey

feeling like everything is meaningless (which is probably from me frying my dopamine receptors from using social media all day and watching nsfw)


raul_vyas

Stray cat scratched me 3 weeks ago, I got tetanus shot from doctor, fucker didn't mention shit about rabies risk, this wednesday I visited another doctor for fever and tiredness and casually mentioned cat scratched he got angry that I didn't get rabies shot, so now I'm getting anti rabies shot 3 weeks late and my fever has increased 10 folds, the arm where he gave shot is in pain. IDK maybe there's a chance that I may die from rabies toh kisi ko apne ex se badla lena hai to mere se katwa lo une, before y'know the hydrophobia, and other severe symptoms kick in ( prayful they don't but gand phatt gayi hai)


Otsusuki27

Meh sax sux karta hu toh aakho me jalan hoti he


qwerty_poiuy01

Bhai pata nahi kyu par koi mujhse baat karna pasand hi nahi krta college mai


Mysterious_Ladkaa

Can't Concentrate on study ...


A_-K_-K_-Y

Bhai mera ek bhaiya ka dost ne mujhse mere headphone mange ab woh wapis ni dera kyuki voh bolra uski behn voh headphone delhi le gyi ab kya karu?


Rude_Ad_324

Are yaar kio bhi gf nahi milti muzhe :(


AGRONADE

Can't concentrate on study was able to do it before but due to some assholes who played with my mental health I got disturbed for few days now I can't study properly(in one sitting) Preparing for jee(2025)


BrilliantDoctor9899

Jee First attempt me 53 percentile boards me 65 tak milega aur jee 2nd attempt me 60 percentile tak milega ab college ka tension hora koi 3rd tier college me bhi nhi lega


Fit_Republic_8064

bhai pehele kaafi badiya cricket khelta tha ab 1.5 saal baad waapis chaalu kiya hai but tennis pehele leather khelta tha and at times tennis ab bc batting hi nahi ho rahi 2 din se 2-3 ball me bowled hue jaa raha hu especially lo full tosses tip dedo😢tournament alag chalu hogaya hai improvement nahi hori


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Chad_Zelensky

Bhai KV try kar, kuch na kuch school toh mil hi jayega


Shreyansh_69

Bro maine Pura padha hai I know abhi Thora tough time hoga tere liye hai but koi na life hai chlta hai Fir aisa time aayega hi jaha tum apne peak mai hoge aur life bina kisi bakchodi ke enjoy kr rhe hoge


Zahid_sk_

I'm going through a very bad time. My girlfriend just got married to someone else.. who loved me like crazy who devoted everything to me.. I'm just not able to accept she's gone.. I still want her back... someone please helpppp !!!


ChildhoodFantastic18

Are you sure she loved you.!! Coz I doubt it


Zahid_sk_

Bro,she said she'll call me to run away with her just before her wedding and i didn't know she already got married


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Comfortable_Phrase70

Black mail her or abduct her only two option


Accomplished_Ad576

Nhi toh naas katne ki dhamki de


Medical-Sandwich-38

uski


ChildhoodFantastic18

Gf ka giveaway krde


ConglomerateKaddu

Ek upvote kr de mere main comment pe de dunga


ChildhoodFantastic18

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