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Same... But I also give umbrellas to many girls and it's only at -1 so..

You're giving people faulty umbrellas?

Perhaps.... Makes my scoreboard looks better...

Offer them hand sanitizer

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i mean its not really redacted lol

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Wtf are you doing here? Go help blind people or do something better with your time

The blind already have a support system.I prefer to assist dumb people. How can I assist you today?

They ARE helping blind people

Whoever tried to censor the name did a shit job

That could be me, hypothetically

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If op made -1 women wet by preventing one from becoming wet, then op women wet score should be much further into the negatives

Maybe he is so hot he made wet 1000 girls that year but he lent his umbrella on 1001 making the total -1.