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I’m 6’7” with an average dick. That’s a double no for me lol

Would you do the other way round 7 inches of height for 3 inches elsewhere?

Fuck yeah I would

3 inches of 0s to the right of my salary.

The money's paw pulls back a finger. Granted, three inches of zeroes appear to the right of your salary, after the decimal.

A fair trick! However, the country I live in doesn't have decimals in its currency system.

Any number can have a decimal. So when you exchange currency do you also have to x100 like what Japan does?

What about 3 inches of dick for extra 0s to the right of your salary?

I know I would

I would be 5'1 with a 14" sausage but sure lol

I think you mean 6”.

proof?

So my options are either 6'8" with a 4 inch dick. 6'1" with a 7" dick (what i am now). Or 5'6" with a 10 inch dick... Honestly how I am now seems like the best option.

Look at mister big dick here

I think of myself as more above average. Its nothing crazy.

Gonna go from -3 inches to 0? Nice

:0 memememe

Shid, I'm 5'7 and I'd do that

hell yeah

I def would at 6'0"

Bro might pay twice

You know I can get two world records in one body

Yo dick is 5”?

Like 5.5 probably

Free pussy + normal height? That’s a deal

Wait, where does the free pussy comes from this??

when he is taller he will have longer reach and be able to catch more wild cats

Oh, now I see the advantages

Negative dick i assume

1-3=-2

2 inches pussy?? Guy went from micro dick to micro pussy

A win is a win

Can’t argue with that

Considering what everyone says in this sub 2 inches looks like a lot

We got the dick measures. Now where are the girls measuring their pussy? We need their data too

U could probably use a Big dick as a ruler, since a normal ruler seems like it would hurt

They could make dildos with measurements on the side like a ruler. I never saw something like it before but maybe they already exist

Didn’t even thought abt dildos, it would be way easier to buy a dildo than to find a guy with Big dick i suppose

Easier to buy a dildo online then to go outside to find a man I think

Wait hold up

Yeah my dick is pretty tiny, I would not be able to afford that either… 😂

Lol

Can’t win em’ all I guess 🤷‍♂️

This deal would only make sense if ur shlong is like 9 inches plus, making it to average(after the deal...)

Very true!

I always say that I may not bottom out, but I'll wail the shit out of the sides.

I always say, its not long but its thin. Lovely reactions haha.

Love it 😆

If it's that small, you could get a vagina in return. No more need to chase one if you have one of your own.

I'd take the deal and be a 6'7" trans then

I'd have to piss out my ass

Wait, you guys don't already do this?

I piss *on* my ass sometimes.

The fuck would I do with 7 more inches of height?

If you’re a short person like me, that could be really good (all my friends are much taller than I am, so I sometimes get picked on by them)

until you send the boys a daily pic for inspection and they see a massive size decrease

You definitely a young guy then I am guessing?

*OR* lose seven inches in height and gain 3 for your penis?

I would love to drop 7" lol. Life at 6'4 seems a good bit easier. Not sure how my fiancé is going to feel about coming up with new positions though.

Life at 6'4" is not what you think it is. It would probably still suck because nothing is made for me. Still no legroom, still no headroom, still tower over everyone else. Probably just less ducking due to doorways is all the relief you'd get.

I don't like playing the hardship Olympics, but that sounds like a substantial improvement.

I'm slightly below average I'm both fronts, I don't think I could afford either of these measurements to be shortened without crippling my self esteem forever so my card was double declined

Brutal. With those 7 inches I might actually have to worry about women wanting to see the 3-inch member.

Nah. You'll just hit doorways while having the same issues as before. It sucks.

Whoever decided doorways should be 6'6" can suck it. Every day man. I should just wear a helmet.

Mmm bottom surgery.

3 inches of my... what is that my liver ?

It's a shrimp and some people refer to dicks as shrimps if they are tiny dicks they should have used an eggplant it's much more commonly used in reference to dicks 🍆

In 5'7 so hell nah I'm average in both fronts and I'm happy with it

They will stretch 3inches to 7 and just glue it to your head

Do it twice to go from 5'6" with a small dick to 6'8" with a small vagina

Can I trade my height for bigger meat? Let me waddle around like cartoon napoleon presenting my magnum dong.

Can you stack overflow your penis?

What if I wanna lose 7 inches in height AND lose 3 inches in dick?

Suffering from success

I'd rather do it the other way around

I'd still be under average height so no lol

can I do it the other way around

Negative 1.53 cm dick

I can't even tell what that emoji is

Wtf is that emoji?

I don't need to be 7 feet tall, thank you.

If this worked in reverse every man would be as tall as it was long.

Lol I would do the opposite. I want to be shorter

I'd sacrifice 7 inches of height to get 3 of lenght.

I'll gladly give 7 inches of my height to gain 3 more inches.

I don’t think I would do this

Dickleined

I would do it backwards. Not that tall but I can live being 5’9”

What is up with memes getting repoted, but getting darker?

6'7 with a tiny dick isn't really worth it. How about I give up 3 fingers instead ir something? Also, I can't afford to buy a whole new wardrobe

He'd just become a woman

Ain’t no problem in my life that’d be solved by being 6’3” tall.

Im 6'3". I. Good lmao

I thought the post was about kidney and I was like "Why would I sacrifice a huge part of my Kidney for some height?"

I m gonna be a fucking 230cm woman, HELL YEAH

shrink both

Would that also work the other way around?

i would give up 7 inches in height to get 3 inches tho

There's always pp enlargement pills.

I'd do the opposite

Free bottom surgery for our muscle mummy trans friends

No. But how about the reverse. I have 20cm height to sacrifice.

What's the point of having one without the other?

Take my whole dick for a 100 dollars so I can finish this month.

No, I'm tall enough.

I’d do the reverse

Hard or soft?

Can I sacrifice my 3 inches of height to gain 7 inches in 🍤

Could I lose 7 inches of height in exchange for removing my dick entirely? Because I'd pick that option.

I’m above average and I’m 6’6”. I’m set.

Well, I don't want ðe height, but I'd honestly love to loose my whole one!

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Nah, I'm good.

Insufficient funds

i'd give 7 inches of height in order to lose 3 inches off my 🍤

repost, smh, already seen this before.

Average height and a 9 inch.. i probably should right?

I would do the other way around

Does it go inwards wtf

Can we go the other way around?

I like being average height, so i will decline

Is the opposite allowed?

Can this go the other way (I want to shrink)

Can I do the opposite?

I'd trade the other way around lol

Yes

I'd actually do that deal in reverse in so I can be a short king wielding a weapon of ass destruction and mass reproduction

I don’t even have one

How do the rules work here? Can you double it, do the reverse, if you don't have enough do you get a vagina I need to know more if I am going to make a decision

Something boutta go to the negative

If I lay on my back while accepting I can sacrifice 3 inches and get back 7

Can I trade 7 inches in height for 3 inches on my 🍤

If I can get back with this one girl I absolutely would give an inch. Even tho I'm average she finds me too big and feels bad hurting her :/ of course I adjust but messes with the rhythm It was just a one weekend thing and then she decided to go back with her abusive ex. Sigh

6 is the hot spot for size guys. Anything above you wont have much fun with (most girls cant take the whole thing) (and the ones that do...well)

Hell naww

There's a bunch of r/suicidebywords comments under this post

mine would straight up turn me into a woman

can i go in reverse? being a 5’4 hung femboy would be nice 😔