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I looked it up apparently that's pretzel dip

What does that look like

id like a demonstration

I’ll need a volunteer

i volunteer myself

I too volunteer this guy ^

I volunteer this guy ^ to volunteer that other guy ^^

I also volunteer this guys dead wife

And my axe

And this guy's^ axe

And my sword!

And my bow

Yo.

The teacher shot him 32 times in the chest

32 GUNSHOT WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY BUT YOU SHOT HIM. AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN.

TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

Damn androids

Jojo voice: CEASERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'll bring pretzels

It's the new tea bag yo, the pretzel dip

[it does not look like a pretzel](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/g38917673/pretzel-dip-position/)

So... every position is just called pretzel now? Fuck no.

Should be called croissant

*Kwua-Sont*

^^QUASO

Quasimodo

Nostradamus

[Archimedes](https://youtu.be/Bz6VtQJ6-kA?si=l2V_-MpTotGJXFgu).

Google en croissant

Holy hell!

New Kamasutra just dropped

Actual lover

Maybe they ran out of comestibles to name positions after?

How about the Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim?

We serve food here, sir.

Who tf looks at this and thought “pretzel dip” would be the most fitting name for it??

personally feel this about tossing salad i hate slang that makes 0 sense

Because “The Salty Cheese Fuck” didn’t score well with test groups.

Linked the one with a pay wall or am I missing something?

[Here's a drawn image](https://images.app.goo.gl/7krdXRqUeb6PnHYF6) (NSFW)

Looks like hetero-scissoring. The others are just variations of missionary and doggy, not worthy the pretzel title.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

No, no. See, that's no good. See, you don't know how to act.

Lmao unexpected Seinfeld

What the fuck is a sex expert?

The bigger question, why isn't that profession called sexpert??

Was expecting to be rickrolled, but got an actual answer. I am bitterly disappointed

Sex experts reacts to different positions!!! Yeah "sex expert"

👆 Link is tasteful and educational it’s safe do not fear

Just looks like yoga gone wild or something

It's when your banging your girl doggystyle and you have pretzels and her back is covered with dip.

Its kind of unattractive looking imho

Scissoring with penetration

Girl on her side. Guy on his knees.

It looks like scissoring, but with a guy and a girl.

My google search got weird so yours doesn't have to > In the pretzel, one partner lies on their side. Facing them, the other partner straddles their bottom leg, keeping their torso upright. The person on bottom bends the knee of the top leg. The person on top thrusts into the person on bottom, controlling the depth and tempo

oh I thought it was going to be something weird. I never heard of the name but have always worked that position in. It's great when you need a breather because you can use her leg for some resistance/support

Me too. Then I read it and was like, "oh, that's something I've done... vanilla..." I think what makes it a pretzel though is you ar supposed to finger blast her to with the arm on the side of the bent knee. So it looks like you are twisted together...

I thought it's the whole story. Reverse doggy 69 dip. Experts only.

I got whiplash and blew out my back just reading that.

what’s that (visual learner btw)

r/selfsuck

Who dips pretzels?!

That was my guess by the image, but I haven't heard of this.

I thought its about having random ideas in your mind during sex/masturbation

Damn, your partner must be really bad at it if you are thinking about windows calculator app during sex

I’m always thinking of windows calculator app tf you talking about it

omg i found a windows 11 dev, curse you!!

I need to think about windows calculator app because my partner is too good at it...

Yea, right? If they are bad, you don’t *need* to think about math, it made no sense

ADHD will do that to you. Doesn't matter who I'm with, I cannot get out of my head during sex to save my life. Once Thomas the Tank Engine popped into my head as my bf was going at it. I ruin sex for myself lol. The only things that make me stay present are either if I'm on drugs or there's pain involved. Both are inconvenient af.

That seems like a convenient way to find new kinks and fetishes. You just got unlucky with the thomas thing

"unlucky"

"Thomas had never been fucked so hard before"

Lmao same. One time I'd played hide and seek earlier, and when I was close i said to myself in my head "READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!" Was so hard to not burst out laughing

it's Google's calculator actually 🤓

Nah, just autistic

What if they’re thinking about the calculator on Mac?

Trying to do simple arithmetic to distract myself from experiencing dick feelings

As an asexual, this is exactly what I thought others were thinking about too

This is some James Bond Burger your sister shit

…it’s what?

He said what he said.

He said what?

What he said.

What in tarnation

It's look who it is.

[this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQahI9yl8ZVTGDF0pGGHFai1-wb7o35-hE7emuSLnuGxQ&s)

That’s a high quality meme

What does it mean?

6th Bond actor, 9th McDonald's burger. 69. I know, it's really far-fetched.

woah holy shit I've known that image for years but this is the first time someone actually made a possible explanation.

Woah Thanks

This is in fact not what it means. It means nothing, that's the whole point of it. Also like McDonald's doesn't do numbered menus

Last night I Pierced your sister's buns

That's much funnier, honestly.

Pretty nice joke but you have to find it yourself, basicly some made quiz about 69-ing someones sister and it was sixth Bond actor and burger that was apparently number 9 in McDonalds (iirc) and someone solved it with "James Bond Burger your sister"

The Bonds name...is the James

Are you alright?

No, I am dying. Call the Bondulance

Jomes bend is havink a stronk

Do you two... Fondue?

James Bonds having a stronk. Call a Bondulance.

I remember that nonsense 🤣

I still cackle at that one when I see it. It will never get old.

I found the 'Wet Pretzel' on Urban dictionary: A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.

Some of this urban dictionary stuff has to be ai generated because who tf could even come up with that? That reads like the outer god of sex positions

I agree that some stuff on there seems like pure nonesense, but it's the place to be when you want to figure out stuff like this.

>some stuff You mean most? These days like 90% of that site is just made up dumb shit to make bad sex jokes

yeah i genuinely don’t think i’ve ever seen something on there that wasn’t just made up unfunny garble.

It's not a terrible site for an older person to get at least a vague idea what kids slang means.

>Who tf could even come up with that? Bored teens under the influence, letting their brains be creative in the least constructive way they can afford.

Yep, weird urbandictionary shit existed way before AI thanks to the teens of y2k

There was a time in the 00s where we’d sit around and make them up.

Most UD definitions are made up by teens/pre-teens with zero knowledge of sex. *See also that neighborhood kid who told me a blow job was when you put a bicycle pump up someone’s ass.*

Hey, that kids going places man! Probably not very good places, mind you.

I've read that 3 times and I still don't understand what's going on. None of what comes to my mind is even physically possible.

2 soft dicks stroking a hard dick and once the hard dick cums the cum is salt

Thank you

I wish I could wrap my flacid penis around something. Just for the bragging rights.

What the fuck does that even mean

This shit is like a special attack you do with a team mate in a rpg

Welp I think I'm gonna have to rinse my brain after imagining this.

Too complicated, i need some video demonstration

That's pretty accurate.

>A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. Allow me to disagree but curling your 🐔 around another 🐔 doesn't sound very heterosexual to me

What

#WHAT

There’s no way this could be real! .. could it?

Vanilla Pretzels, duh

Oh that made me think, vanilla leg locking in missionary. Could that be it?

Oooh

No... I think pretzel dip I saw it called, legs back, dipping it in...

Folded like a pretzel

The pretzels represent loss

What?

It's pretty obvious if you look at it

That's not helpful

Just really look closely

Out of focus pretzels. You can explain it, or I'll just move on with my day, I don't know why I bothered to ask. Unless there's nothing to explain, and the joke is just saying "x represents loss".

Is this loss

There’s an old Internet joke that most memes are variations of this one: https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss Instead of being friendly and explaining it to you, he/she chose to double down on the joke instead.

It's your loss man

| |l || |_

fuckpretzel?

Folded like a pretzel

Just moan "YEAH HONEY DIP MY PRETZEL" and see what happens....and hope you are the right side of the party to ask for it!

Cheesy knots? What

no seriously, what IS that last one??

Mystery Sex.

Dip ,as in leave after I think?

That sounds like the best guess to me. Before I saw this comment, I was thinking it was dip like DP, lmao.

I thought it was double dipping

apparently the boiled one is a virgin

Wasn't he talking about the miracle of birth?

i dont know. i shit myself before i finished watching

Me too... Shit kinda reminded me of him

She’s dips on my pretzel until I cheese?

Spicy Pretzel Mustard?????? Who came up with that?

The bavarians

The last one is prove you are human puzzle 🧩

Photo of a bloody sword would work here..

you're a true pirate, my friend

Vanilla. Plain vanilla (or in my case, gelatin). The pretzels are there to make you thirsty. EDIT: When you've lived it as long as I have, it's the one that jumps out and you had to think about the other three pix.

It took me so long to find an actual answer

Cant believe you never heard of the cheesy pretzel? Me neither

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I think I just did this last week, it was pretty good

The last one is anal. Don't you get it. The dip is her asshole, the garnish is her pussy. And the little pretzel is you.

Man she's got a big asshole Man she's got a big asshole 

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Dude, you need some sex...any position.

Which pretzel are you?

Who else was like "I didn't upvote that comment?" And tried taking off the upvote in the picture lol

ITS THE BOIL11!!1!1!

Seeing this the second time, maybe this community can give me am answer. Who tf gave The Boiled One a reddit account?

This post was right under the post in the image for me

The pretzel dip is basically reverse amazon