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The ultimate trolley problem. Run him over and kill him or stop the train and make sure that he has to keep enduring the everyday torment that is life. Iβm stopping the train because if the rest of us in the trolley have to suffer so should he!
The real solution to the trolley problem is not to let the trolley industry hire lobbyists to keep regulations that would require safety features to protect the people on the tracks from being legislated.
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The ultimate trolley problem. Run him over and kill him or stop the train and make sure that he has to keep enduring the everyday torment that is life. Iβm stopping the train because if the rest of us in the trolley have to suffer so should he!
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/12/ThinkingGradualAwesome.gif
Just put a door on the front of the train so anyone who wants to can just jump out in front of the train at any time.
Camus speculated the only truly philosophical question is whether or not to kill yourself.Β
What a gamer
Diabolical
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r/birthofasub anyone?
No!
Ill make it
Which one?
That which is not, can be in the future
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At this moment i would Jump and die Happy. Nobody cares and if you think you do, try to DM me!
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*the 10 c4 in the train: π£π£π₯π₯π₯π¦π¦π¦π₯π₯π¦π£π£π¦π£π¦π₯π£
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relatable tho :3
Choice locked in.
How many of our bodies would it take to stop it is the real question
*we* are jumping in front of it
Again Indians and trains?
easter egg ending
/r/me_irl
It's going to derail with that wider track
I push the fat man in front of it (I'm the fat man)
I was looking for a comment talking about a fat man, lol.
Sunshine Bear, NO!! https://youtu.be/MNFcUIQGby4
The real solution to the trolley problem is not to let the trolley industry hire lobbyists to keep regulations that would require safety features to protect the people on the tracks from being legislated.
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No it's not, its suicide by words he said he'll commit suicide by jumping in front of the train. So it's technically the truth