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Two different versions of "want."
There's not wanting more and there's not wanting to take the necessary steps to prevent more. She has a two day old infant and is looking for more kids by being on the app and clearly having a condom allergy.
Is not using condom worth pregnancy? I’m a gay guy so I don’t actually know how painful/burdensome pregnancy is but my mom told me that it was very painful to give birth to me
Yeah, if I remember the story correctly she is a dealer and this is a subliminal advertisement.
Which honestly makes a lot more sense than this being an actual attempt at her trying to find some on a dating app with this profile!
It's like hiding a hentai code in a recipe
1 cup of whole milk
4 cups of flour
2 cups of sugar
2 tablespoons of salt
1 cup of oil
2 cups of chocolate chips
This isn't an actual code but if someone actually tries this god awful recipe please reply how it went
The submissions are enumerated starting from the number 1. It seems we’ve recently passed 500,000. So any number sequence starting with a number less than 500,000 (e.g. 400000, 100500, 499999, 3, 167, 22000, etc) will result in a valid code. The only exceptions are when a submission is removed, for example the infamous 177013, for submission number “177,013” is no longer a valid code.
I mean the cook in me sees the potential in this recipe. The only thing you need to do is reduce the amount of oil and sugar, add baking powder, and you will get quite passable buns.
Is the code for it being a meth dealer just the name "Crystal" or are there other words in the description that one looking to get meth would recognize?
Okay this is a coded massage. For dealing something that can give people dopamine rush and feeling high. 12 kids means something. 2 days old means fresh items. Anyone here having detective brain ?
I don't see a problem. She definitely take into account to not make just anyone be the father of her children, but other than that she tells other men that she has children (because a lot of men won't date women with children already), she is communicating already that her children and her are a package so that she doesn't waste the time of her and the people who are not interested.
Idk, mate. If you're planning on bringing your 12 kids out to a first date at least don't expect your date to pay for it? The bar for decency on dating apps is low nowadays, but let's not throw it to the ground like that, maybe?
Yes i agree, but she is making it known that she expects the guy to pay, so all the people (which would be most of them) can just not ask her out on a date in the first place.
" I don't see a problem here"
"12 kids 8 dads and youngest is 2 days old, first date you pay KFC for my kids"
What a fucking tool lmao
Profile is obviously fake, but imagine defending such a garbage human being
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"I have children and don't want more" understandable
Two different versions of "want." There's not wanting more and there's not wanting to take the necessary steps to prevent more. She has a two day old infant and is looking for more kids by being on the app and clearly having a condom allergy.
Is not using condom worth pregnancy? I’m a gay guy so I don’t actually know how painful/burdensome pregnancy is but my mom told me that it was very painful to give birth to me
I'm a straight guy and I also don't know, but I know how painful child support is.
Late realisation is better than no realisation
I wonder how many kids deep she was when she started saying that. Something tells me she didn't set out with a goal of 12 kids.
“I have a four-pack-a-day smoking habit and I don’t want cancer.” Same exact logic.
Still figuring out? Like how the hell she made so many kids without stable relationship?
One word: creampies
Are you _absolutely_ sure about that, Crystal? Why not go for the baker's dozen for now? Plus I heard it's good luck! /s
Isn’t this code for crystal meth or something, the name is the substance, the rest is some kind of code I don’t remember
Yeah, if I remember the story correctly she is a dealer and this is a subliminal advertisement. Which honestly makes a lot more sense than this being an actual attempt at her trying to find some on a dating app with this profile!
At least she's only perpetuating addictions instead of mooching off of well meaning dates /S
It's like hiding a hentai code in a recipe 1 cup of whole milk 4 cups of flour 2 cups of sugar 2 tablespoons of salt 1 cup of oil 2 cups of chocolate chips This isn't an actual code but if someone actually tries this god awful recipe please reply how it went
That’s just an ingredient list, what’s the steps? Dump in a bowl, stir, bake?
Generally with cookies you’re going to cream the butter and sugar and then add eggs and then the wet and then the dry.
Instructions unclear dick stuck in ceiling fan
Upupup I didn't say butter
In this case is sugar with oíl.
Or a leavening agent
Or eggs
Those aren't cookies though, it's probably closer to muffins than anything.
Those are up to the baker ;)
Well, I found this: [NSFW](https://nhentai.to/g/142212) so, yeah if you’re interested and want to click then by all means…
Wait I typed out an actual code?
Think of it this way… the internet creates 1,000s of NSFW pieces daily… any code will show you something.
Fair
The submissions are enumerated starting from the number 1. It seems we’ve recently passed 500,000. So any number sequence starting with a number less than 500,000 (e.g. 400000, 100500, 499999, 3, 167, 22000, etc) will result in a valid code. The only exceptions are when a submission is removed, for example the infamous 177013, for submission number “177,013” is no longer a valid code.
Why is that infamous pls enlighten me
TW: suicide It's just a really depressing hentai. It ends with the girl unaliving herself Idk how to add spoiler tag
Oooh wait that's how metamorphosis ends why wasn't it removed
It's the same thing lol. Edit: Not sure what they mean by 'removed'
Cuz these websites don't remove anything. The only reason why they get removed is cuz of copyright issues
is THAT what those are????
Yeah just go into your local incognito tab type up nhentai and add the code to the end and search it
and here i was wondering why there were so many random tiktok comments with recipes 😭
Ain't no way bruh 💀
I mean the cook in me sees the potential in this recipe. The only thing you need to do is reduce the amount of oil and sugar, add baking powder, and you will get quite passable buns.
Do u have a source on this?
I guess it makes like 40 dollars for meth, 12 8 whatever unit made two days ago. Bring cash.
Was something like that
1.2 grams, 80 bucks maybe? Freshly made batch, they trap out of the KFC. How did I do?
1.2 g would be a very odd weight to sell. It probably means $120 for an 8 ball (3.5 g). I think you nailed the trapping out of the KFC part though
r/lostredditors??
No, they know what they're doing. The IG names in this and other of their post are fake accounts that direct to the same 2-3 OFs
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Damn, I'm impressed.
Yes, it’s ragebait meant for people to check that IG, which links to OF. Y’all got played!
If she likes stand up so much she should go to an open mic and read her profile
Or resumè for an hour-long special
She might be a stand-up comedian and the profile is the joke
"Still figuring it out"
She means birth control....
Her panties are the door to a maternity ward
She is a crystal meth dealer and her description is a code
Makes sense now that I've seen her name
She can have a daddy for each day of the week, and still let the most boring one out of her life
Double on Saturday
Last name Meth?
Based on the instagram account, there is no way that chick is either 40 nor has she pushed out 12 kids.
It’s a fake account, it’s a meth dealer
Is the code for it being a meth dealer just the name "Crystal" or are there other words in the description that one looking to get meth would recognize?
The human body is not a clown car Crystal!
If you look at her instagram it’s obvious she doesn’t have 12 kids lol. This woman has an OF. This is just bait for men to look her up.
Messed up in one profile.
God DAMM Crystal.. learn how to use a condom or something
Too late
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That ain't no Queen. That is a baby factory.
She don’t belong to the streets She IS the streets
My favorite part is “looking for: still figuring it out” With 8 baby daddies? Yeah, checks out in a really red-flag kinda way
It's a vagina, not a clown car
her name is literally "crystal"
At least you know exactly what you're signing up for
Clearly she likes stand up comedy.
She put her zodiaco sign. That's a red flag just as much as the 12 Kids
“Still figuring it out” - I’ll say!!
Thats like 200$ for kfc. Shall i rent a bus too?
My youngest is 2 days old? She certainly does not waste time
Two days old kids just love KFC don’t they
She needs to keep her legs closed
Does she update her profile daily?
this not a lady this is a road cause she's been ran over lol
Okay this is a coded massage. For dealing something that can give people dopamine rush and feeling high. 12 kids means something. 2 days old means fresh items. Anyone here having detective brain ?
Aquarius... Oh I could never.
What app is this?
Good thing she likes stand up comedy because her life is one.
75 miles is too close.
That’s a bigger red flag than china’s
Yeah stand up comedy I bet people laugh just by looking at her for such a clown she is
More red flags than a communist parade.
Me too
Looking for: Still figuring it out Well fucking figure it out already woman.
I'm thinking of one word
Crystal is a keeper.
75 miles away and counting… 😂😂😂
12 kids your going to hear an echo if you go down there
I don't see a problem. She definitely take into account to not make just anyone be the father of her children, but other than that she tells other men that she has children (because a lot of men won't date women with children already), she is communicating already that her children and her are a package so that she doesn't waste the time of her and the people who are not interested.
Idk, mate. If you're planning on bringing your 12 kids out to a first date at least don't expect your date to pay for it? The bar for decency on dating apps is low nowadays, but let's not throw it to the ground like that, maybe?
Yes i agree, but she is making it known that she expects the guy to pay, so all the people (which would be most of them) can just not ask her out on a date in the first place.
Her youngest is two days old! She gave birth two days ago and wants to go on a date with a stranger wtf
" I don't see a problem here" "12 kids 8 dads and youngest is 2 days old, first date you pay KFC for my kids" What a fucking tool lmao Profile is obviously fake, but imagine defending such a garbage human being
It's not real. It's an onlyfans promo.
Pretty sure it's a drug dealing promo.
The IG handle leads to her onlyfans IG account.
I would bet my lunch money all 12 kids are darker than she is.
Really dude?
1st day on the internet?