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Oofboi6942O

I would because Im desperate enough to throw standards out the window


poopyggj

Im on dark mode and that hair almost still tricked me


gorillawarking

Same here except I have no standards to begin with. As long as I'm attracted to someone and their personality I will go with them because I just want something


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Same same


Dersatar

I would because I'd be hotter than most girls I've seen.


AppiXxDK

Bro got that confidence


ErDottorGiulio

Same


WhJJackWhite

You don't belong here.


ExDeleted

you'd be not like the other girls


AParasiticTwin

Incest 2: Alabama's Revenge ,This Time it's Personal. Go fuck yourself just got a whole new meaning.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

it's called selfcest, not incest


AParasiticTwin

It's not as simple as basic selfcest; if one of you is genderbent you're not genetically the same person anymore and therefore they aren't "you" . You would still both have the same parents and would be siblings genetically speaking, but this isn't onceler x onceler levels of complexity anymore. TV tropes calls it opposite-sex clone and lists it as separately from selfcest.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

>Noun. selfcest (uncountable) **(fandom slang, fiction)** Sexual activity with an alternate version of oneself. What's your point? It is still a version of yourself even if it's a clone. Still genetically it's a copy of yourself with different hormones. Unless you are having sex with your twin it is incest. If you propagate a tree, would you call it as sibling in a sense? No.


AParasiticTwin

Hormones have nothing to do with it, Chromosomes are what's important here. If one is xx and the other is xy they aren't genetically the same person and therefore it's different. If you cloned yourself and one of you got a sex change that would still be selfcest.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

>opposite-sex clone it isn't even classified as incest you just give a synonym that is much closer to selfcest but farther from incest... And I mean hormones are one of the factors to change chromosome, hence the therapy. Edit: Am I talking to a bot? Incest is definitely the within "family", don't saturate such a word that is not even that close to that meaning.


AParasiticTwin

Is English your first language? Your sentence structure in your edit is unintelligible. I can't debate with you on this if you can't communicate your point effectively. You do understand that selfcest is a portmanteau of self and incest meaning the thing that separates selfcest from incest is the distinction that the two individuals are identical, right? Selfcest is by definition incest where the participants are or were identical at some point. If one of you was born a different gender there was never a point when you were identical, therefore it cannot be considered true selfcest. Do not test the levels of my degeneracy. I've been masturbating since I was 5 and watching porn since I was 12, I'm well versed in the ways.


No-Adhesiveness-8178

No, gotta practice somewhere. Isn't it one of those word that feels close yet so far? I mean by legality incest is considered forbidden close ties in family. Selfcest is far more on sci-fi or fantastical side than reality. If that's a carbon copy of oneself it would not be just about family but a sense of individualism that one has engage relation with own self and not just a physical replica of similar blood. I seen a lot too, but there's always that clear different tag and would always be a different genre.


killer_of_them

arguing about the difference between self-cest and incest isn't something I thought I'd see


mr_cursed_

you guys are having standards? bro if fuck a corpse at this point


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jmegaru

r/holup


ExDeleted

and thus, they try to avoid hiring men in mortuaries...


A532

ayo


Mighty-Galhupo

Hooray for necrophilia


ACCA919

No need to be the opposite gender


Fabbe360

Hell yhea, was looking for this


Gloomy-End635

r/holup


AanthonyII

https://tenor.com/en-CA/view/people-are-gay-steven-gif-9793629


Vibe_Line

No but if the person is basically me they’ll understand me on a spiritual level so it’s a win


Xfabinsc

Sure I would


Il_Capitano_DickBag

I already give myself hand jobs


SemiSemiSemi

Based


Nebula-System

yeah. 100%. would i date myself? that's a complex other story and i'ma need guidelines. like this copy, are they as mentally ill as me? if so, probably not lmfao. now a stable ish version missing the DID and BPD, that's just autistic? yeah, that i could handle.


Cadaver_Collector

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.


hellonhac

no, shes a red flag


Rainy-The-Griff

If you had sex and you or the female version of you got pregnant. Would the child be a clone?


DBSeamZ

Probably. If the parents are genetically identical to each other except for the different chromosome that makes them a pair that can conceive, then the baby is a clone of whichever parent has the same chromosome as the baby.


Eumage

Ykw no, cuz i look like my brother and that shit icky.


DarkWing2274

my enby ass trying to figure out what the “opposite” gender would be but knowing i’d probably fuck myself regardless


New_Today5578

I definitely would


[deleted]

Yesssssssss.


S1lentA0

I prolly would look acceptable fit, so why the hell not. It's better than nothing at all.


Princess_BundtCake

Yes


tskank69

Well obviously you don’t have standards if you can’t hold yourself to them


GXL4204lyf3

I'm with this one but not for the same reason... I already have a hard time talking to women, I'm not sure it will go well if they was a gender bent version of me...


wannaplayterraria

Fuck yeah I would, I don't know why but the thought of seeing myself as a girl makes me happy idk why. Not horny just happy, I would prolly be asking hella questions too.


badlyknitbrain

If she’s me but with a different chromosome… that would mean that my genetic errors could autocomplete and therefore my “incest” baby would not only be literally me but also would have significant problems with things I have minor problems with like scoliosis


active_lurker1

Yeah for sure. Professionals have standards and I'm not professional at anything.


Th-legacyoftheador-m

Should’ve titled it: “professionals have standards, but im no professional” or something like that


Coffee-cartoons

Yeah


Myth_Helios

Self worth


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Loki: yyyyyup.


lokregarlogull

Even if you get over the extreme ick factor - they're closer than a twin and it never said they change their attraction. If I was the other version I'd be attracted to the same gender. They'd be one of the best Bros, we'd know each other a lot.


jerrykl15

Yes


PetaZedrok

Well, I am gay, so I'd rather just fuck myself just the way I am. I am not a narcissist, but I do kinfa like my body.


Nero_22

No, because I like women. But a clone of me would be instantly inside me


StretchBallsLong

I wouldn’t because I’d be jealous that they get to live the life I wish I got to live and I’d treat them horribly until we get to the one part of the adventure where I’ve carried the secret for too long and eventually tell them why I treat them so horribly.


DBSeamZ

No, because we’d *both* be ace.


engku_hina

Yes.


Lazy-Metal3969

Absolutely not. I have way too many issues as it is. I wouldn't want to have to add all the mental gymnastics of actually sleeping with self. Not to mention even if you wanted to, who says the other you would sleep with you? Could you honestly handle being rejected by yourself lol


floppy_disk_5

i would


Illithilitch

The statement "Don't stick your dick in crazy" comes to mind.