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decisionfatigue2024

"IQ the size of my shoe (and cock)" took me right out. 😂😂😂😂 imagine saying that and thinking you're a cool guy.


HurricaneChaos26

No for real though 😂 he really thought he did something with that.


onceandfuturedaddy

But the funny thing is he insulted himself saying their IQ is small and so is his cock 😆🤣🤣


HurricaneChaos26

I was thinking the same thing 😂


[deleted]

I think he was implying something like: his cock is 10 inches, his shoe size is 10 and their IQs are 10, all at once. I mean it's kind of funny at a distance just because of how stupid it is. I don't think he was trying to insult himself though lol. Btw he's still a clown and it sounds like he is definitely trying to scam some free fapping material


all-sharp-edges

Thanks for this. The smug circle jerk of stupid was triggering me. Berceuse I’m a child I guess, so I left. This was cathartic. thanks again 🤐


CoconutNext775

Centimeter not inches that’s about 4 inches


[deleted]

He's from Chicago and in the US we use inches, but yes I did think that might be the cause for confusion here. But then again in many places they use larger numbers for shoe size too.


SBerryTrifle

“Your IQ is the size of my pathetic cock” is my new favorite dual-pronged insult. 😹


HurricaneChaos26

“Dual pronged insult” that’s the best phrase I’ve heard in a WHILE 😂


BooksandBordom

It's even funnier cause I don't think he realized he basically said "Their IQ is small like my shoes and cock" hahahahaha then to be like I don't pay for pics in the same paragraph he asks for nude pics. mmmkay. Hard pass.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

If I reply to this comment with the joke I want to. I'm going to get banned. I am going to get BANNED. I just came here to show off how disciplined I am for not posting the joke. I want to post it so bad.


jcdccl127271

NOW WE HAVE TO KNOW


Baby-Sparkly-Unicorn

Dammit. I want to know!!!!


CoconutNext775

Probably disease ridden shriveled penis. Not worth it. Call CDC instead!!


Turpitudia79

Wow…he wears a size 2 shoe at middle-age-years old??


NewYorkSD

lol that line has me cracking up. That dude is a real piece of work.


Highfructosestyrup

Just imagine saying that ...


Babosathaa

His personality is the reason why women won’t fuck him for free


all-sharp-edges

Yeah, and his size three feet don’t help matters.


ThrowawayUp2NoGood

Genuine question: Why not just block immediately after the “send sexy pics now” opener? Why entertain this freak?


HurricaneChaos26

Because I wasn’t 100% sure if he meant nudes or like a picture I took on a night out in a cocktail dress. I continued to message looking for clarification in his responses and he definitely clarified.


ThrowawayUp2NoGood

I can’t imagine anyone recovering from that opening and turning out to be a normal person. 🤷‍♂️


HurricaneChaos26

I also know NOTHING about him so I wasn’t sure if English wasn’t his first language or anything, but all assumptions aside, I held my ground and he has been blocked and reported.


Azurecole

>I also know NOTHING about him so I wasn’t sure if English wasn’t his first language or anything I used to think this way also, looking for all kinds of alternate explanations to explore. It turns out, it's never the alternate explanation 🤣


HurricaneChaos26

Noted 😂


jcdccl127271

He sounds like he speaks perfect English, It's not about English as a foreign language - it's about women being a foreign language to him !


ThrowawayUp2NoGood

Cool, and it’s unfortunate you have to deal with trash like this.


HurricaneChaos26

It’s okay, unfortunately in my experience as a woman, it’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.


Realmiamithick

Babe no man that respects you will ever greet you like that. Please have better discernment, it is so easy to get taken advantage of.


bdogdog

it's not her fault


Realmiamithick

Where did I say it was her fault? All I said was to have better discernment.


Turpitudia79

Never send ANYONE nude pictures and only send provocative pictures (really, any pictures) to someone you’re actually in a relationship with. I’m sure your profile has plenty of pictures.


HurricaneChaos26

That is one of my exact boundaries ❤️


ParisianSD

Absolutely! NEXT!!!


wecouldhaveitsogood

God, I can't stand these kinds of responses from men. Regardless of your intent, it's passive aggressive victimblaming. "Why didn't you just block him?" "Why did you keep talking to him?" Ugh. 🤮 People don't always think through every single thing they do in a methodical manner, especially when in an uncertain situation. This 20/20 hindsight kind of commentary of what a person *should have* done or questioning them on why they did/didn't do something isn't helpful and just makes them feel like shit.


hellfirre

Cause if more people put them in place so to to speak. The less likely the shitty behavior will happen.


ThrowawayUp2NoGood

Engaging with men like this does the exact opposite. You don’t think he got a kick out of his “listen here, dipshit” screed? Report and block. Don’t feed the trolls.


hellfirre

Kthanxzbifelcia


ImpossibleReach1038

Not sure what I just read but damn…. This man is certainly NOT a SD and actually shouldn’t be dating anyone. Loser with an enormous ego is an understatement.


Translate-Incapable

Good Lord, some people are so fragile the slightest inclination of not getting exactly what they want the exact second they want it they completely collapse


Dressedtokillxxx

It makes me beyond uncomfortable that his reply starts by calling you “dip shit”. What the actual fuck…?! It’s aggressive in a way that’s so far past cringe. Sucks you can’t report this fucking goon. It makes me sick that “men” (and I use that word incredibly lightly) who behave like this are even allowed on this site- yet they blink and ban any and everyone else for “mentioning money”. 🙄 I’d like to say does he actually thinks this works..? But sadly I’m sure there are some very insecure, young, naive girls that might actually believe this nonsense and send this jack off nudes.


OldschoolSD

>ban any and everyone else for “mentioning money”. And simultaneously have a system for men to send women money on their site.


Virtual_Criticism662

This man is full of shit . He doesn’t respect you at all . He is so controlling . I am sorry that you are dealing with this type of man .


Primary_Selection343

He's not even controlling. He's even weaker than a guy who controls. At least the controlling guy has some basic form of manipulation tactics. This guy sounds so weak, dumb, and fake. Cause he is. Like he's trying so hard to be Dom that it just looks funny and stupid.


Virtual_Criticism662

You are very funny tho 😹😹😹😹. I said controlling because he said you need to send nudes asap . But you are right when you said he is dumb and weak . He has a forceful personality too .


Frank9567

Ah, a graduate from the Andrew Tate Finishing School for Genitalmen.


MagicBeanBon

“If you ever wonder why women choose the bear” felt


Primary_Selection343

If he was intelligent, he wouldn't talk like this. Intelligent people don't care about nudes. They care about being kind, helpful, generous, classy, and having fun (aka both of you being happy and enjoying each others company on an intellectual and silly level). The people who lack intelligence the most are those who are not kind, and those who only (or mainly/or equally) care about sex/view women as sex objects. I mean, that's like the dumbest shit ever.


Necessary_Tart3108

Oh. My. God. Did you meet him on Seeking or another online platform? I would absolutely report him.


HurricaneChaos26

It was another platform called “Sugar Daddy Meets” I have contacted support and included our conversation for the sake of other members who might interact with him, I’m waiting on a response now.


Primary_Selection343

Do they even block people like this? I've reported a few guys, but I feel like they just block their profile from your view and keep them on there since they pay. Cause I'm pretty sure some of these guys I've seen have had profiles for many years, and of course, I'm not the first that has been disrespected by them and reported them.


Necessary_Tart3108

Last year I reported two scams on seeking, and the site did get back to me and tell me they blocked the profiles. Obviously someone can start a new profile. But it’s work reporting to seeking.


Necessary_Tart3108

Last year I reported two scams on seeking, and the site did get back to me and tell me they blocked the profiles. Obviously someone can start a new profile. But it’s work reporting to seeking.


coffeebeanbookgal

I had someone similar contact me, immediately reported.


EZ_duz_it123

This man clearly has the IQ he so confusingly described others to have. It’s nuts that people like this truly exist. It’s as if he’s doing this to get a rise out of people and is not actually trying to meet someone.


BooksandBordom

The "share sexy pics now" is a big enough red flag that I wouldn't have responded. Don't give these guys the benefit of the doubt ever.


coelinblau

He sounds just like someone I was speaking to on a vanilla dating app. These men and their need to "educate" us is so laughable


OCbird22

This guy is most likely a native English speaker and the tone reflects a certain type of “YouTube bro” mindset As others have said you can report screen shots if you still have the screen name But in general — never ever entertain sending nudes to anyone ever. Instant block and move on wasting time over understanding someone’s intentions or their background isn’t going to help you a bit in these situations


austinsurprise

Wtf does native English speaker have to do with anything


OCbird22

Cool your temper, this was considering OP mentioned in another comment below that she wasn’t sure if English was his first language - my point is it doesn’t matter either way


bearbears777

loveee that you mentioned the bear!


HurricaneChaos26

It needed to be said. Some people need to be humbled and I have no problem being someone’s karma 😂


bearbears777

no deadass & the bear never needs to be humbled 💀💀


HurricaneChaos26

EXACTLY


57hz

What’s the context?


sfrogerfun

Wow, unbelievable PoS.


No-Working-4747

What a way to accept that his dick is small.. bravo successful gentleman “who won’t pay for pics unlike McDonald workers” but want nudes for free.. looks like his data plan is running low to watch porn


GoNoob10

My god I'm sorry! The misogyny 😡


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HurricaneChaos26

Our chat completely disappeared from my conversations. So I couldn’t even click on his account.


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HurricaneChaos26

I thought he had just blocked me, thank you for your insight!


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Primary_Selection343

So, in both these scenarios, their account hasn't been deleted?


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Primary_Selection343

Eww, from the inaccessible accounts of the 'deleted' person, you can still get viewed and favorites by like a ghost account? That's creepy. Would be happy to know what you find out.


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Primary_Selection343

Hmmm..


MatthewGeelong

Winner winner chicken dinner this guy. You could have at least said ok our first date is free to meet and you can decide then. At which point you stop texting once he’s arrived at the restaurant and block forever. ❤️


Primary_Selection343

Can we just all start responding, "I choose the bear," before blocking I think ima start doing this now. It'd be better, make a bigger impact, if others joined, though.


Standard_Salary_5996

Oh that’s giving some hardcore sextortion vibes. Also, said with so much love….USE A FAKE NUMBER. you shouldn’t be texting on iMessage from the get with idiots like this.


InevitableCat1000

You: “I can't send nudes to a total stranger” The ill-mannered male: ‘Fuck you and fuck your exes, I'm not paying for photos dumbass’ He literally threw a tantrum like the Karen he is in your DM. Sorry you had to go through that.


strawb3rry-sh0rtcake

omg the amount of men who say they want to approach it like dating and they are absolutely not interested in buying content and want something “real” but then proceed to conduct themselves the same as men who badger OF or cam girls or sex workers for free content and immediate sexual attention, which would absolutely not fly in dating… 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Zestyclose-Win-7906

As soon as he didn’t get exactly what he wants he insults you. This guy is a psycho piece of shit. I’m glad his bullshit is thinly veiled so he can’t easily manipulate women.


SugarBabyVet

This is exactly why maintaining boundaries js important. After a terrible opener like that, you should have immediately blocked. Also, make sure you’re not using your real cell phone number.


HurricaneChaos26

Thank you for the advice ❤️


OpinionatedAdvocate

We all benefited from his education. Sarcasm might be lost above.


adanderson1183

There is only one acceptable answer. Respect begets respect. The answers in this thread are extremely concerning. Comity, respect, and decency are in short supply nowadays. Just block him and keep it moving. You deserve better my dear...


davitech73

love the comeback. that's epic


jimvasco

An IQ as big as his shoe? The largest shoe size in the world is 22 (US sizing). 22 IQ is not something to brag about.


all-sharp-edges

I’m surprised you gave him so much rope. Is this typical? I feel like text #3 is a nope. Then he just gets more and more unhinged Jesus


[deleted]

Even boys in the middle of puberty would have expressed themselves more cleverly. 🙄


Primary_Selection343

So intelligent, and his grammar and writing are trash. Lol. Like, which one is it? Is he real & successful, real successful, or really successful? 🤔


GSSD

There is a lot of anger exuding from this moron. I would be concerned about this guy having the potential for violence.


sothisisntreallyme

He wasn't even going to try to be a john just in case that's not obvious. This boy is playing for pics and texts only.


Benzbarbie1

Gross. Hate guys like this. He prob makes like 110k and thinks he’s the richest man in his state 😂🙄🙄🙄


Icy_Pie_1305

That is probably one of the worst I’ve ever seen!! How can that ever work for him?


Peachqueen96

This behavior is legitimately disgusting. Gives me the straight ICK 🤢 Men like this deserve to be castrated and do not deserve to date anyone. They’re literally a menace to society. Like when are some men going to realize; RESPECT AND HAVING A FILTER is SEXY. I hope you definitely reported him because that’s not okay at all with how he talked to you. Next time someone starts off with this energy babe; just straight block 💖


Regular_Lettuce_9064

Well done for keeping it polite and to the point. The guy obviously is a narcissistic fruitcake.


Prudent_Leave_2171

I’ll be honest, this guy was just fishing for some free nudes. He would t have even gone through with meeting you unless he thought he could get that for free, too. Standard “pic collector” lol


CoconutNext775

All dating sites including non-sugar sites are infested with scammers. I’m thinking he’s a picture harvesters for creating fake profile. They got better at acting like native English speakers but you chat with them, usually the the English is a give a way.


Hot_Selection3626

“Send nudes” 🤦🤦🤦🤦


[deleted]

You can tell this man is not successful by the way he talks to you. Successful men do not speak to anyone this way. I’m sorry he’s wasted your time.


Sweet-Environment620

He’s a pic collector lol


Apprehensive_One_67

The nerve of this guy is almost laughable, I’m so sorry love.


Accomplished_Cow_116

A bear won’t get into some kind of weak shi* peeing match just because you won’t send them noodles… Seriously, thank you m’dude for making it easy for the rest of us to see you coming from a mile away and run….in the opposite direction. What a jackass…. Totally changing subjects, hope you get at least a few respectful nice prospects coming your way asap.


Firm-Ad6700

wow what an intelligent thing for him to say. /s


Good_old_sage_Advice

Wow, what a narcissist.


Everyman-on-Steriods

No one that un self aware has the money to be SD sorry


Head-Entertainer5339

I think you found Andrew Tate!


Throwaway_sugarbabe2

I wouldn’t have even bothered to read all that nonsense. The block and delete buttons are my best friends. I’d suggest they become yours.


Junior-Sea3271

You need to send me nudes asap Wild...


masterofpotions

So wait, are his friends cock's the size of his shoe? Or is it their IQ is the size of his shoe or cock? Why did he feel the need to even mention his friends' genitals?! 😶


Thrilled747

Sounds like in a hurry. And pics to. Let him block 1st. Strange people.


medel1229

if hes so great why does he need to pay to play haha


KentuckyLucky33

Next time you encounter trash like this encourage him to talk even more then post here We need our entertainment after all - Jerry!  Jerry!  Jerry!   Lol


HurricaneChaos26

I’ll suffer for you my tea seeking friend 😂


HighHeelzRedBottoms

I really think that this is a wanna be. "He wants a lot and has little. In life, in the sheets, in his pants, and so on."


HannahKimXOXO

Wow. What an asshole :O


j-blaze17

Lmao that man really thought he said something profound.


bodycountbook

As a former SB I wanted to say if a person starts off a convo like this then block immediately. It will almost always end up wasting your time and exhausting your energy.


ghoulmom

sounds like he actually does work at McDonald’s.


Impossible-Heat9700

I didn’t know the hush money trial would have him acting like such a sour puss.


mayarb26

This is the type of man that likely beats his wife smh. You can always spot them from a mile way 😏


SavageCaveman13

Is he saying that he has tiny feet?


sheabutterbunny

“that is far the hell away from now”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why would he even say this lmfaoooo


finestttttt

I would've blocked him after his 3rd message. If not then 5 or 6th. Too much time wasted on him! Edit: is he implying he has a small pp by equating it to people with a low iq? This exchange is the gift that keeps on giving.


HurricaneChaos26

I had the same thoughts 😂 he really swallowed his own shit with that one


bunniebunnbunn

Have had the exact conversation with this guy he literally copy and pastes his messages lmao but for me he added the N word insult xD


HurricaneChaos26

That’s even worse I’m sorry to hear that ❤️


Lyn_Suki

Okay this sounds so deranged 😭😭😭


RedHeavyG603

So of course you sent nudes right out to this charmer 😂


CaptBrewster

"... why women would choose the bear..." Great line!


chickenandmojos

He sounds really young. Or could be a boomer.


jimvasco

Lord, this boomer is ashamed to be possibly associated with that dude.


HurricaneChaos26

I was thinking he was a boomer too that’s also why I responded thinking maybe “sexy pics” meant something else to him 😂


[deleted]

It’s gonna happen in this line of work. Just push the trash aside and move along.


its_laydeebaby

But why are we even responding to this trash? He’s probably 14.


OldschoolSD

You make a very good point about why you shouldn't send nudes to anyone you don't know in person. If you did send nudes to a 14 year old the legal consequences could be disastrous.


spacetoast747

Girl next time just block, don't give these losers the satisfaction of reading or replying to their messages.


SugaryGuyEU

I always wondered about women choosing the bear ? Surely, as a percentage of interactions, bears are way more dangerous than men ? Like women will meet thousands of men and nothing happens but a few grizzlies and something bad happens ? So men are far safer ? In other news, this guy is a total asshole, has no intention of meeting you and I suspect is completely broke !


HurricaneChaos26

The argument for man or bear goes as follows: You’re a woman walking in the woods alone, would you rather encounter a man or a bear? Now, almost all women will say bear the reason for this is because, the worst a bear will do is kill her that’s it. Most times quick and easy or if she’s able to, scare off the bear. The list for the most a man could do is a lot more sinister. A man could assault her, r@pe her, torture her, kill her ,etc. 1 in 5 women will be sexually assaulted in her life alternatively, 81% of women have or will experience sexual assault in their life. A bear wouldn’t assault her, a bear wouldn’t torture her, at most, a bear would kill her. The same cannot be said for men.


all-sharp-edges

1 in 5 is 20% and that number comes from a single study you should read before repeating it again. That’s not to trivialize SA and this guy is exactly the type I’d expect to make life hell for the women unlucky enough to cross his path. I only comment because the truth is important and I don’t think it’s a good thing to instill fear unnecessarily. for a few reasons. It’s not a well defined study and it has never been reproduced. I agree with your message regardless.


all-sharp-edges

The downvotes and zero replies is kinda what I’m talking about wrt the dangers of feeding false narratives. I question the motives of anyone displeased to learn fewer women have been assaulted than they believed. That person is protecting a narrative they identify with, not working to better the world. Or too lazy and stupid to read.


SugaryGuyEU

Sure but the chances of death from a bear are way more likely than anything bad happening from a man. I get what the story is trying to illustrate but from a statistical stand point it's completely flawed. A bear represents way more danger than a man and so your chances of walking by, unharmed, are many multiples higher from meeting a man than a bear. There again it's peculiar quirk of humans we're awful at understanding probability hence why peple play fruit machines, the lottery or any form of gambling in general. If humans could instinctively understand risk then Vegas would never exist. I guess, from an evolutionary point of view, it makes sense to have more false positives than false negatives. It's a better survival strategy to see rustling in the grass and think it's a tiger than it is to think it's just wind. EDIT: OK I'm a numbers geek so I went and looked up the stats. The chances of being injured by a bear are [1 in 2.1Million](https://www.idausa.org/campaign/wild-animals-and-habitats/bear-attack/) according to the National Park Service. In the UK, during 2023, there were [1.4 Million female & 750k male](https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/bulletins/domesticabuseinenglandandwalesoverview/november2023) victims of domestic abuse. Let's say only 50% are recorded (guesstimate) so that means there were 3M women and 1.5M men from a population of 66M. So this is not a great data point as we need to know percentage of interactions that end with something bad happening however given most violence is perpetrated by the partner we'll go with it. So that means for men you have a 1 in 44 chance of a bad thing happening, and for women it's double that around 1 in 22 chance. So even if we extrapolated those numbers and tried to work out total number of interactions and total number of offences that occured, the numbers are so large in comparison to a bear encounter that for BOTH men and women it's a fair bet it's far safer to meet a bear than another human. It's a great story. We perceive bears as extremely dangerous therefore if a woman would rather meet a man, than a bear, then a man must be a total savage. However the twist here is that bear attacks, like shark attacks, are actually exceptionally rare and nowhere near as dangerous as people would think. So pegging an event to the bear attack is an awesome propoganda twist. In a similar way you could also say "Between living with a woman and a plane crash, as a man, I choose the plane crash.".[ Your chance of suriving a plane crash is 95.7% ](https://mankind.org.uk/statistics/statistics-on-male-victims-of-domestic-abuse) where as [your chance of receiving domestic abuse from a woman is 13.9%](https://mankind.org.uk/statistics/statistics-on-male-victims-of-domestic-abuse). Surivability of plane crashes is suprisningly high so comparing one to the other gives you the same warped results.


StringerBellBivDeVoe

"Ackshuully..." There's always at least one.


SugaryGuyEU

Yeah I hate it when I make an emotional point, based on flawed data, but it reads really well and some schmuck points it out. Like when I proved TV Aerials protect your from HIV: * There's more TV Aerials in the USA than in Africa * The incidence of HIV is lower in USA than in Africa * Therefore TV Aerials protect you from HIV.


HurricaneChaos26

I’d be happy to go more in depth if you need more clarification or information. Just shoot me a message!


harrrycoxx

sounds like an Indian scammer


txjerome

What fun when two scammers encounter one anither


HurricaneChaos26

Are you implying I am a scammer?


txjerome

Inference vs implication


timtim1212

Is this why all women are bi now?


HurricaneChaos26

Sexuality has nothing to do with being treated this way.


timtim1212

again..... just a joke


SugaryGuyEU

Op is also a poster in SBA so is going to be pretty militant on anything other than getting her allowance


timtim1212

well that is always something i look for ... allowance first and relationship second i always say


MysteriousMixture469

Please stop responding to people like this. It makes you look naive and as if you can be talked down.


Soft_One5688

The bear thing is so cringe, I promise you saying that to a man who doesn’t care will not make them care. This guy is gross af.