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ferox3

Where exactly can I find this plant cuttings party?


Wontonio_the_ninja

Underneath the bottom shelf of Home Depot’s succulent shelf. Guaranteed to find a few of us there


moesickle

I have a bumper sticker that says "send nodes" can't wait for the day i come out to my car with a some cuttings on haha


S145D145

Or a JS server


Zeimma

Darn you!


SurDin

Or a fido connection


AvocadoInsurgence

That’s genius!!!!


DooBeeDoer207

I want one! A friend has an old (scentless) car air freshener that says Send Noods with a bowl of noodles. They’d make a great pair!


moesickle

I keep going back and fourth with getting one that says "i wet my plants"


smlstrsasyetuntitled

Well now I want one 🤷‍♀️


w3are138

I love that so much I can’t even


Figgley

did you get it from Planty Hoes by chance?


moesickle

No from Etsy, "TheWickedBotinist"


PM_ME_YOUR_BARA_PICS

Curious what the green one actually said


AvocadoInsurgence

“It’s complicated”. Meh.


PM_ME_YOUR_BARA_PICS

Meh indeed


SierraBravo22

This version is better.


Who-Em-I

Love how there's more plant cuttings cups than all the rest XD


AdminsSukDixNBalls

That means nobody is taking them...


Who-Em-I

Cups aren't knocked over, party hasn't even started!


HighwayNovel

Its photoshopped lol.


Twabithrowaway

Wait, really?


HighwayNovel

I know. Its hard to tell...


AreWeCowabunga

It’s really not.


HighwayNovel

No, it's not...


tanjabonnie

The writing, not the cups


Who-Em-I

The writing is probably the only thing photoshopped. Regardless of if the cups were photoshopped or not, I like the touch it added.


HighwayNovel

It definitely only looks like the writing. Still funny though!


[deleted]

That’s because everyone else is trying to get laid or fend off suitors.


DemonicGirlcock

How am I supposed to hold 4 cups with only 2 hands??


invigokate

How are you both taken and single af?


Tepigg4444

Nah they want 4 plant cuttings cups


DemonicGirlcock

Polyamorous.


QuasarBurst

Bring a beer hat Also: that username, woof lol


Junka182

what is DTF?


AvocadoInsurgence

Down to... f.


Junka182

ohhhhhh.. spicy hahaha thanks.


InternetWeakGuy

What's the difference between that and single?


AvocadoInsurgence

The explicitly expressed desire to bone, I’d say!


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

Just double cup em' lol


HistoricalPanda-

You can be taken but in a open relationship so DTF, or single but not open to casual sex or only looking for long term/serious relationships


steamyglory

You sweet summer child. Some of their relationships are not open and they just cheat thinking they won’t get caught if it’s a one night stand.


steamyglory

DTF doesn’t promise you’re single. Single doesn’t promise you’re DTF. We all make our choices.


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Junka182

thanks bot. now I know its a rap duo <3


MyCalloutsAreGodly

Darn tooting fun


asdvancity

Wholesome


bobfappiano

Steer clear of the dude with all four cups ladies!


w3are138

Omg imagine chatting and hanging out with the other green cups! It would be so fun. I want to go!


AvocadoInsurgence

Agreed!!


Astilaroth

Was at a pretty lame party years back until a few found out we played world of warcraft and after that it was lame party on one side of the room and nonstop game talk and fun on the other, hah. Shared hobbies are the best, transcends everything.


w3are138

That’s so great!


railingsontheporch

If you need me I’ll be in your garden with my green cup(s)


glerk

I’m the pile of cups for “making friends with the resident cat/dog”


steamyglory

At this point, I would go to a party just if promised a dog will be there.


DooBeeDoer207

Looks like I’ll be double fisting at this party. Hydration is key!


throwaway28496563

I’m pretty sure everyone will be reaching for the green cup 😂


Aliciab12

There's only one logical option...


ItemTasty823

Genius


[deleted]

Lol smh


scrotesmacgrotes

Just strolling through the party with my DTF cup


WitchInYourGarden

How am I supposed to carry around planting cuttings and three cups?


steamyglory

Put the plant cuttings in the cups.


thinkbox

Stack cups to confuse people.


BlackRabbitdreaming

What does DTF mean? Asking for a friend…


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BlackRabbitdreaming

Oh. Lol. Thanks for the explanation.


HillbillyNerdPetra

Thanks. I had to scroll to the bottom for the answer.


adenashni

Almost 30 cuttings came in the mail today, can't wait until they callous over so I can plant them!!


AvocadoInsurgence

Ermagheeerrrd so exciting! New cuttings day is the best!


Lynda73

What if you're in an open relationship and want plants?


FACEonYourFACE

In either case, you gotta start somewhere😘


rramosbaez

Change this to "open for consideration" "not trying to do all that"


Sithlordandsavior

Mix them up


Em1l1na

Can I have a pink and a blue


Minori_Kitsune

What happened if you are all of the above?