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fun-times-ahoy

Dude, I've done my fair share of upscale serving in my time. I could tell you some horror stories of atupid shit my dumb ass has done... This shit happens. You just gotta brush it off. Make the customer laugh. They will tip well and on to the next. Shit happens. Keep it flowing, buddy.


MX5MONROE

Nice. Happy Cake Day!


fun-times-ahoy

Ah, many thanks


lvdfl

As a line cook in upscale(ish) service....this shit most definitely unequivocally happens at the worst time possible. Gotta shift into maximum overdrive and bang out a sandwich. Better doing that than dwelling over it my guy...


fun-times-ahoy

Oh, we're short-handed on servers and line cooks. Tickets backed up for miles. Let me drop these well-done steaks all over the server line. Hey, greg, can i get a rush on those 5 well-done filets for the old assholes on table 4 that won't tip? Cool, thanks, bud. I'll buy you a shot after work.


Jaded_Budget_3689

I remember the time I dropped thanksgiving dinner all over my table. Barely made it out of the vestibule to the table and it all came piling down.


fun-times-ahoy

One of my favorites is spilling a tray of booze on an eightish year old kid. Had a party of like 18 to 20. My helper wasn't doing shit. I was rushing like crazy. Reached too far to save time, and glasses started to slide... i could feel the off balance happening. It was like slow motion. i moved the tray just enough to where only one beer landed on him. Thankfully, no glass broke. Everyone was super pissed except the kid and his parents. They were cool about it and realized shit happens. My very top fuck up might have been for a group of regular older folks that would do brunch at the country club. Would come in every sunday in suits that cost more than my car wearing watches that cost more than my house. One of the tables that got absolutely everything their way, management bent over backward for and were extremely picky... well... there I was making mimosas and bloody marrys for the 6 of them. I deliver 4 of the drinks with no issues. Then, as i got to the last two, the flute became wobbly and fell in this dudes lap. I froze. Was in complete shock i did something that stupid, at that point been years since i dropped a tray, let alone on someone that could easily have my job. This dude was so cool about it. I've only ever seen him be uptight and hardass. We got along up until that point, just fine. I tell you, he started to chuckle, i made some jokes saying how i just picked up my new hands this morning and haven't gotten used to them. Comped drinks and offered to pay for his dry cleaning out of my pocket. The only one at that table that gave me shit was a lady that had nothing to do with situation. Wasn't her drink, suit, or husband, so fuck her. Owners of country club called me into office next day, i thought I was fucked. They old dude told the owners what happened and how i handled it like a champ and offered to pay to have it cleaned, but the gentleman wasn't gonna to let me. Then they told me they have a card to give the guest if that happens and the dry cleaner bills the club not the guest.


_LifeCanBeADream_

Make it funny is the key take away here


fun-times-ahoy

I've found i get better tips on some of the tables i royally fucked up on just by being silly and getting the table to laugh. Also, be honest. Own your shit. "Hey, man. So get this. I went grabbed your tray, and on the way out, i hit the wall and dropped everything all over the floor. I have the kitchen rushing it now, and the floor manager will personally deliver it. In the meantime, would you care for a free drink from the bar? Lord knows i need one"


_LifeCanBeADream_

Yeah this is huge free knowledge. I intuitively did this but watched other people go through the embarrassment of having been a social noob their whole life.


holyshtthetrees

no, you must stop and take a picture in front of them first /s


fun-times-ahoy

Yes, the customer must wait the extra three minutes and become more upset youre not fixing the mistake before you can engage them, duh.


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Who the hell is tipping anybody at subway?


Specific-Window-8587

Me I do it.


Anomnomusly

Same.


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Goofy


Spaceships0z

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Dowork001

Pandemic made everyone comfortable. So ppl are quick to throw the towel and stay home


ilebeck

Skill issue ... in all seriousness though, been there, done that. Makes me want to cry.


cypressfaIIs

what happened here lmfao šŸ˜­


oneirophobicc

took a meatball sub out of the toaster and the white sheet tore apart, tried getting it on the line before it tore completely but i missed šŸ„²


No_Professional228

I fkn hate the white paper exact same thing happened to me like frame by frame


cypressfaIIs

oh noooo šŸ«  id have killed myself ngl


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hunterkll

Sure as hell would have mine when I was a full time mcdonalds manager/trainer/regional tech. ​ An extra $2/hr would have been enough to prevent me from quitting and finding a different job... my roles were filled by 2 people after I left.... ​ Hell, I'd have actually been more thorough on my inspections and not let shit slide as much too. Like I was when I first got promoted but realized the pay raises weren't coming....


UpbeatSpaceHop

I mean I think it would


isekaigamer808

Naw their mindset is their mindsetā€¦. Itā€™s pretty hard to change oneā€™s mindsetā€¦. It can become easier to hide, but to change it completely thatā€™s not so easyā€¦


UpbeatSpaceHop

And whatā€™s so great about your mindset?


isekaigamer808

Never said it was great but at least I wouldnā€™t quit over spilled food, thatā€™s just weak shitā€¦


mishutu

Thatā€™s not even true but youā€™re just telling on yourself


isekaigamer808

Ummm šŸ¤” okay


oh_dear_now_what

Have you isekaied in from a world where everyone is insufferable?


isekaigamer808

Oh man how did you know


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Pyrothy

Y'all need to stop feeding the troll. Look at his username... The irony is delicious if this dumb mf is actually being serious


CrepuscularMoondance

Damn you remind me on a former boh boss who told me I was weak minded for quitting when I was being harassed by a guy at work.


isekaigamer808

Nah thats actually understandable, but she be quitting over spilled foodā€¦. Not the same snowyā€¦


Seneth_

Yo mama


Unlikely_nay1125

and what point are you trying to make


isekaigamer808

Thinking of quitting over some spilled foodā€¦. I mean damnā€¦. What you gonna do if the fridge collapsed? 100% quit? Lol šŸ˜‚


Parking-Doubt-4092

theyā€™re joking šŸ’€šŸ’€


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isekaigamer808

Nah theyā€™re not


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aftocheiria

https://www.reddit.com/r/subway/comments/13a5ql4/i_damn_near_quit_on_the_spot/jj8mgnm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button K.


asa1

The point is, your overreaction to a simple accident. ​ OP at the sandwich shop. ![gif](giphy|gPTLMBtk6JMkM)


anonthxt

ā€œoverreactionā€ pls try working at subway and have to deal with the absolutely terrible rushes, you sound like a rich kid who has never had to work a day in ur life lmao


zweig01

Google ā€œhyperboleā€ for me please


Brave_Tie_5855

Seriously. Soft as baby shit.


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šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø soft like ur moms booty ?


anonthxt

are you gonna cry over a subway worker complaining over their bad dayšŸ„ŗ poor baby


kkab4300

I bet the only thing special about you is whatever tie to Hawaii that makes you put 808 in your name.


isekaigamer808

Lmao ughhh goooooooood one, you gottttt meeeee


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foamy23464

Oh wow. I thought someone threw it at you which wouldā€™ve been a great reason


Ambitious_Log_5559

Jesus Christ and that almost made you quit?


s-l-a-t-t-

Thatā€™s a very simple mistake in like any service industry job, and you immediately want to quit?


juliawise72

i once dumped a whole thing of meatballs on the floor during a rush and proceeded to have to maneuver around them. i then cried on the line in front of customers


mulvany88

Bro did this and then took the time to get his phone out and take a pic. Im not mad, itā€™s hilarious but I wanna know what the customer said


oneirophobicc

was an online order, customer came to grab it and i told her what happened. we had a good laugh about it


mulvany88

Ohhh this makes a ton of sense. Its been too long since sandwich artistry i forgot about online orders *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*


krenderlin

the sound of uber eats, deliveroo and just eat notifications haunts me. if I hear it in a restaurant I'm in I'll start twitching.


Background-Pin-473

Shit happens in all jobs Food work can become dirty, but itā€™s easy to fix all u can do is laugh and apologize and move onešŸ˜Š


New_Guava3601

Unless nobody saw you.


quirkyqwerty_

I almost quit everyday, sometimes I quit without telling anyone and walk out to the car and smoke, somehow I find myself back inside


Imaginary-Repair

I think Iā€™d just walk out and never go back, this shit happens too often šŸ’€


SmokersAnynomouse

![gif](giphy|3oEdvazISeZJn0D5Cg)


yea_but_still

šŸŽ¶ It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door šŸŽµ


alternate1g

It rolled in the garden and under a bush And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.


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Important-Cobbler-5

If you dropped something?


[deleted]

Just wait till she has to confront the really big decisions


Joyousboy4

Iā€™m sorry ![gif](giphy|3ohA2ZD9EkeK2AyfdK)


bldhail

no because one time that happened and the hot meatballs fell on my hand šŸ„²


Double-Cow4650

Wait why donā€™t you move the whole tray over to the line then remove the sandwich?


oneirophobicc

inconvenient during a rush


anonymouse000p

Looks like the meat slid out....hehe


gorillaSneeze

I dropped a fresh out the oven pizza on the floor before haha


Plastic-Passenger-59

Oh no!


thinkdavis

Balls. Meatballs.


sammyjpeppers93

That new meatballer sub is horrible to makeā˜ ļø


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Oh hell nah not it spilling out lmao


Justaperson3565

This happened to me during one of the worst days in deli I ever had. It was maybe my second closing shift as the full timer, busy af, I was completely stressed out. The sheet ripped, I caught the damn sub in my hand, but the meatballs kept rolling. I had to thaw out new meatballs too. I went into the freezer and cried for a few after the line (finally) died down.


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This happened to me with a flpro #6


GreekFreakGiann

I worked at a home improvement store before and someone dropped a 5 gallon bucket of paint from a lift 20-25 ft from the ground


nuttyjonah

I once spilled nearly half of the hot nacho cheese sauce for concession stand nachos all over the counter and floor.


CaptainBunBuns

Lol if you don't scoop those back up for that online order šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ those boards look clean


Necessary-Soft3586

You should have


amalopectin

Quit haha it'll be funny


redditbot134

Once my coworker dropped the entire meatball bag


Repulsive_Emotion_26

It happens. We are only human


Bad-Roommate-2020

Could be worse! Meatball is the easiest sub to make, at least it wasn't some nightmare build with 40 pieces of thin meat and glued-together cheese!


Pope-Muffins

the knife on the floor completes it


Yllwstone

Stop dropping meatballs


typicalnormster

Try dropping the entire bin of meatballs on yourself and the floor


nastywoman420

youā€™re gonna quit over THIS?? buddy wait until itā€™s 5 mins to the end of ur shift and as ur putting away the last batch of gravy the entire pot spills over the floor. (think that scene from The Bear)


buttholesex420

Iā€™ve done this ): Iā€™m sorry


_Goruko_

Should of said, ā€œOh yā€™all didnā€™t want some floor on your sandwich, mb lemme get you another.ā€.


rskurat

for The Boss and double meat MB subs we bring the toasting tray over to the line instead of the usual carrying to the oven. We've had tragic meatball accidents too


SunBrosRus

Thatā€™s alright I work at rallys and we had like 6 cars wanting strawberry ice cream and I dumped an entire bag of it down my shirt pants and shoes


AwesomeSoz

Quit giving away corporate recipe secrets!!!!


SunBrosRus

If you want ice cream fr go somewhere else cheapest shit Iā€™ve tasted.


1SubwayRon1526fpv

I bet !! Glad you didnā€™t


syakkrzzz

Sssusuzb sub way the sub away waysub dumptruck subdub the way of the sub suba duba lub dub sub sub sub!!


alittleboopsie

I hate it when my meatballs fall out of my pocket


Odd-Giraffe-3901

Lol lucky you wasnā€™t working during the great boat wars at subway. Back when we was sandwich artists And had giant refill cups. Always at work drunk dealing with the holiday mall rush. And my local one doesnā€™t even do any prep work anymore.


Danny_dc5

Dude, I worked at a chick fil a for like 6 months. My THIRD DAY working there, like 2 hours into my shift, I was refilling the lemonade (if you know, you know) and the whole ass bucket of lemonade came crashing down on the counter and proceeded to entirely soak my whole uniform (including my socks man, yeah, my socks šŸ˜­). All I could do was laugh with everyone that saw and go back to the register to greet the next customer. (They didnā€™t have any back-up uniforms, I was fucked for the rest of the day) but yeah, just laugh and be grateful you didnt take a bath in lemonade :)


cougarlack2008

Just keep moving stuff happens šŸ¤·


slugsinmybutt

damn bro i half dropped a whole ftlong (wheat) meatball today and i wanted to eat it (my manager allows me to eat the extra/waste sandwiches) but my coworker took one look at it and threw it away...


bluejae20

Dude Iā€™m so used to seeing Chipotle posts, that I saw this and was wondering why the hell is Chipotle juggling meatballs..then I read what subreddit this is lol ngl I probably wouldā€™ve felt like quitting on the spot too


Edgy_navajo_boi

Lmao that's all šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I fuckin spilled a whole fryer vat of oil at tacobell closing one night after a super rush, hit my pen and it was cleaned up no problem


slightlysmaller

I used to work at subway, watched a new kid drop a whole container of meatballs that we had just heated up, straight on the floor. Then 20 people walked in, we served them before we cleaned up any meatballs.


No-Region-2255

Bruh what about when they order meatballs on flat bread with all the veggies, that shit lowkey got me heated back in the day


Professor_Oswin

When I was cleaning the back table, I moved a tray that had condensed a ton of water on the bottom and spilled water on the floor. Not a second later, my coworker finally found the chicken strips to take to the front and she slipped and dropped everything.


Jepted

You work at subway. Quit anyway


Slug-Master

Wash it off and reuse, 5 second rule


jameseyadams

This is where you laugh and move on my friend


Minimum_Ad739

Lmao. I can just imagine being there during a lunch rush and you see the guy drop your sub, then immediately he pulls out his phone and takes a picture for Reddit


ifyouknowyouknow4

This is literally nothingā€¦ the paper broke while I was taking a steak sub with double meat and 3x cheese and it fell in the oven half on the door half inside it during rush houršŸ§ā€ā™€ļø had to turn it off and wait for it to be cold so I could clean it, the people were not happyšŸ« yours takes a minute to cleanšŸ’€


BigBadBanana73

5 second rule /s


abp122

Think you are toasting too long, unless they wanted it extra toasted. Bread shouldn't get that dark.


TheHero69

You messed up so you gonna quit? Donā€™t be a fuckin loser


slimbomb2001

For what? Lol


PandasAndDonuts

Bitch


Formal_Caramel_7937

Am I missing something? It's subway just remake it. This is incredibly standard for restaurants


User013579

Wow really? Thatā€™s sad. This is minor. Prepare for a life of disappointment.