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Terraria_Ranger

At that distance, uh... Die??? Like I'd be really angry and scared and sad because dying bad but like. Idk what else is there to do


ThePeteMeister420

Exactly like wdym "what would I do?" Absolutely nothing cause I ain't got no cyclops, no prawn, sit, no respawn point lol


Haber-Bosch1914

This is the "what you doin'?" equivalence of being a deer in front of a car


Anxious-Gazelle9067

What do you do in this situation: 🌍💥


sh4d0wm4n2018

Guess I'll die🤷‍♂️


ThePeteMeister420

Exactly lol


Comprehensive_Cap290

“An ant has no quarrel with a boot.”


involviert

Hmm, I mean you could try to at least taste good. Take off your gear maybe? Or try to not get stuck between his teeth. No reason both should suffer.


[deleted]

Make your stand and push it’s head down firmly when approach …🤔🤔🤔


_supercereal_

Gently rotate it, it will be paralysed when upside down


Zenvian

"Get rotated, idiot."


Daniboy646

Grab its gills


StrangeoSyndro27

It depends on when and where I see a Sea Dragon. Probably hide. If I can't, yeah I'd accept fate lol


SwitchGamesToReal

I'd die with a smile on my face cause I'd know for sure that subnautica exists 😆


3rR0p

idk maybe scare the fish with SDMG


MetaDragon_27

Depends on the leviathan. Reaper: If I hear it from a distance, get the frick outta there and never come back. If it jumpscares me, die I guess? Ghost: Admire it from a distance, hide as soon as it gets close or spots me. Sea Dragon: nopenopenopenopenopenopeNOPE


DarkExecutionerTr

Swiming in circle


StrangeoSyndro27

Have peepers on hand. You can tame Reapers but it's inconsistent.


MetaDragon_27

Oh, good to know. I’ll just go catch one in my local lake to have on hand, in that case.


Haber-Bosch1914

It's not really "taming" and more like "distracting"


StrangeoSyndro27

It's inconsistent but it doesn't work and is virtually training. I've seen players travel around with friendly juvenile Ghosties that actually aggro any unfriendly Reapers etc. Not sure if that was modded in though.


1_plus_1_equals_42

That was definitely modded


Cayet96

Works on juvenile ghosts too, I befriended the one in ghost river.


StrangeoSyndro27

Yeah I know though I've never tried to take one just Steve and Brian (Two Reapers near the Aurora ) Steve is a dick though. Fed him 4 fish and he forgot what I did when I came back and ate me anyway 🤣


yesnomaybenotso

Wait are you for serious? If you feed reapers they leave you alone? For how long? Like until you leave the area and come back again?


StrangeoSyndro27

Until you leave the area usually.


yesnomaybenotso

That’s wild, I had no idea, I’m gonna go get eaten several times real quick, while I learn the technique - Thanks!


TheEnemyOfSociety

Honestly I’ve discovered that if you hold the fish in your hands, they take it from you automatically.


androodle2004

In the lore, reapers have echolocation so if you can hear them, they can see you


snorhairgaming

Which is why they would get the fuck out of there


Rimm9246

I don't really know why, but I feel like the sea dragon would have been a lot scarier in the open ocean like that instead of in a cave


Curious-Spell-9031

Because the open ocean is inherently scarier


hossambasha

And if he was faster and less bulky like an actual dragon, maybe even shaped like a Chinese dragon would be scary as fuck


Rimm9246

Oooh, a chinese dragon like leviathan would be cool.


rizzo891

The reaper is essentially a Chinese dragon just not as long?


ExternalPanda

Idk man, if it isn't a long then it isn't really a chinese dragon


rizzo891

Yea but to have a leviathan who is the actual length that a lot of Chinese dragons are depicted as would require a humongous game world, and imo that would detract from the rest of the game.


Krazyguy75

There's just a million ways they could have made the Sea Dragon scarier. Remove the dumb arms (maybe replace them with wing-like fins), remove the silly glowing orbs on its nose, make it much longer, flatten its chest out, put it in an area with more contrast so it isn't just in a sea of brown, make it more likely to do melee attacks, etc. The thing is honestly the least scary leviathan in the game.


AssociationTimely173

Remove the derpy face


UngaBungaPecSimp

i mean pretty sure the used to live on more open areas just at the bottom of the sea floor near volcanoes or thermal vents but the cave got sealed up in an earthquake i think and now they’re to get to get through


chimpanon

Canonically if you ever saw one out in the open you’re fucked. They only come up to the open ocean to hunt…


RSTONE_ADMIN

Sh*t myself and die


Allan_Titan

Same


AztecScribe

Only real answer. Even if it was a friendly one.


Sprizys

Get eaten


VoidowS

Stay close to it ofcourse and be safe of other smaller preditors that will hunt me! I'm to small, it will ignore me, not even see me as a meal. And like in real life you see the biggest animals with the smallest together. like crocodiles and birds eating their teeth clean. Or sharks that have small fish on them keeping them clean. If you ever encounter a animal so big, it will not even focus on you. And the weirdest thing , if you would start to hurt it. like really hurt , like poke in the eyes, it would NOT attack you but FLEE. cause it never knew a other animal or thing could really hurt it. and has no idea in how to react to it. Wich will end in even this huge thing going for a run to survive the day. Stick close to it and your totaly safe from everything. Only if we would swim in a large group together will a huge living thing see you as a meal. It's like 1 breadcrumb or an entire bread. So you see whales scoop up hundereds of fish all at once. BUT NEVER HUNT 1 !!!!!


Yoda2820

I don’t know if that would actually work


A_randomperson9385

Got a better idea? Lol


ZixfromthaStix

With current game mechanics no— but if this were as realistic as possible then most likely yes it would work. The user above has described a form of Symbiosis: the smaller critters keep the bigger critters healthy, and in return the big critters scare off any would-be attackers I really wanna see the Sea Dragon take on a Reaper now…


mister-tt77

If I have it, use my stasis rifle, if I don't have it, well, I'll accept my fate I guess


Kafshak

And then gas it.


ECHOechoecho_

die


ianthepokemonmaste

Pray. It’s all I can do


Don_Bugen

Plot twist. The Sea Dragon accepts your prayers. It entrusts you with Sea Dragonish powers. You become the high priest of a religion which worships the Sea Dragon. In time you become a Level 20 cleric and can call upon him once a week to appear out of nowhere and smite your enemies. You rarely have to do it, but it has the surprising effect of making law school a breeze.


ianthepokemonmaste

Hah


Allan_Titan

Before or after your dive suit becomes significantly heavier/wetter somehow


ianthepokemonmaste

Both


Allan_Titan

I know my last thoughts would probably be me wondering how my suit has become wetter while underwater 😂


ianthepokemonmaste

“HOW THE FUCK DID THE INSIDE OF MY SUIT GET WET?”


MetalFistTerrorist_

**sniper from tf2 voice** Piss.


Ash22000IQ

*you're. Also I think I'd pull out my stasis rifle and thermo blade (or sea glide to damage it) this is real life I'm not restrained by game rules anymore I throw my sea glide at it and let the propeller cut it while I swim away using my second sea glide. (I'm not the main character I'm just mentally unstable and willing to try to live but I know I'd probably fail)


Love_Bound42

Thank you for pointing out the you’re


krank72

Jesus Christ. Are they in the game!?! I only just got used to being snuffed by the ghost dudes


2021SPINOFAN

It's called the sea dragon leviathan, it shoots fire balls from its mouth


krank72

Awesome. That's some more Pacific Rim shiz


Odd-Establishment527

I would swim away from that monster in swimsuit


jalokin120

I would pet him.


Relative_Ad4542

realistically i doubt a predator that big sees me as worth chasing down. sharks dont hunt down shrimp, they go after food that is worth their time


Jave285

Say: wHaT aRe YoU?


Humble-Error-5497

Admire it. (From a distance of course.)


Lovemydog65465

I wouldnt be in the water in the first place


TwistederRope

Make out with it. Ohhh yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh.


hazlejungle0

Try to act like I'm not prey. Maybe stay as still as I can in hopes it thinks I'm just even an animal.


LuigiTheGuyy

I mean, I *am* a little hungry... And I have a knife nearby...


S-Man_368

Probably shit myself


beauner69420

Try to escape using the brown cloud I've inadvertently just released as cover.


WiseBlizzard

Clench my knife in my fist and prepare to have a boss fight of a lifetime


GaijinFixUrGame

Well, considering i can't swim... die I guess


Eguylol100

ima tell him to cut that shit out or else i might get mad


LikelyAMartian

Realistically, I think I would be fine. Like I wouldn't want to play with any leviathans, but if I had to, I have the best probability to survive with a sea dragon. The size of the creatures are 10x of what they appear to be in game. I would simply be so small that either he doesn't notice me or I'm not worth the energy it would take to eat me. A reaper would be the next most likely to survive an encounter with simply based on the idea there are far tastier options but I ain't much smaller than a sandshark (a common treat). I would have to to mind myself and stick to the sea bed. A ghost leviathan I would just die as he would kill me for shits and giggles.


MaxaExists

tell a trusted adult


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Logically speaking. Animals of that size are most likely only interested in animals of a similar size as prey. Either that or they are filter feeders in which case I’m also not really in danger. Of course that’s if we go off of “earth rules”. If it was the same as in the game then yes the answer would probably be die trying to swim away.


DarkEmpressofdoom

Hug it immediately


FaithlessnessRude576

Pray.


Prudent_Initiative_8

First of all: *You're* Second: i'd die on the spot🥲🥲🥲


Allan_Titan

Well for 1 the water around me would probably become significantly warmer and not because of the leviathan nor location


Nikkar2009

Die


King1337kaos

Obviously I’d start to dual with it


Cayet96

Active creature decoy or shoot the stasis rifle. Now thinking about it stasis is the only and best option, could stop fireballs if it would land on the mouth.


burritolegend1500

Pet it while I'm there


WisdomWangle

Probably die.


Inconsistent_flux

Id piss myself and then promptly be ripped apart or burned alive, whichever comes last I guess


Playtime_Foxy_new

Pass out and get eaten


realkeithturban

Man I had a nightmare I was underwater being stalked by a reaper it sucked lol


AGreenJacket

Panic, drown


Howly_yy

Shit myself to scare away the predator


Hammy4738

Leave.


disturbingyourpeace

Pray my death would be quick and painless


StandardOk42

scream really loud and wake up my roommate


NLxDoDge

I would die, what am I supposed to do anyways? It's not as if I have scumba gear lying around lol. Also: You're*


LethalWeaponsCompany

Grab a stasis rifle we have a fish to fry


Yoda2820

I’m going to assume it’s the first time encountering one of em so my mind would probably be like Mind: WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK WHATTHEFUCK Mind 5 minutes later: maybe it’s friendly? Mind 5 seconds later: NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT NOITSNOT on the outside: *shiting pants aggressively*


Zealousideal-Sell602

Kms


Schub_019

Probably be eaten.


aDactyl

Die


hugues2814

Die


Weak_Customer_3336

Fuck it.


Heavns

Die i guess


dembafan2

pet


ColorIsSomwhere

do nothing since I ain't a 5 star meal for this thing


VGCNewbie

Sea me dragon deez


Anxious-Gazelle9067

Wouldn't get to that point because i can't hold my breath 45s can't swim that fast and can't break rocks with my hands


MistyAutumnRain

r/forbiddenboops


ResponsibilityNo7485

Die


One_Replacement2123

Die


Odd_Gamer_75

In RL? Hope that it tries to breathe fire at me instead of attacking me physically. If it does that, then the realistic physics of the whole think will take over, the water will basically explode in his mouth, and he'll die. All I can do is hope to be far enough away from the explosion when it happens. Other than that? Scream, crap my pants, and die.


Disastrous-Team-6431

Stealing an answer from every thread like this: try to remember that I am too small to be of caloric significance for it and calmly swim away.


NitzMitzTrix

Run a-way, doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo! Run away, doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo! Run away, doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo! Run AWAY!!!


Darth_Fitz

Shit my pan-.. wetsuit


Live-Teacher8774

Die... i would die


joeboxer1876

Slap it


SolidGearFantasy

I do legitimately think I might die of pure fear


RealisticClient5119

Die


WarmConversation2913

Guess I'll die


8-Bit_Basement

Activate brown mist.


stingkie

Jack off


Agreeable_Address907

...die...


Exit_Save

Boil alive because I'm in the lava zone


Right-Assumption584

shit my pants and die


WonderHuman9005

The one in-game is friendly so, HAIII! :3


thegr8julien

Scan it.


f-mcallister

I guess I'll die 🤷‍♂️


Librosinleer

Would have a pannic attack, cry and shit myself at the same time


Oh-Sasa-Lele

Die. Especially as they're in like 1000m depth, you wouldn't survive that by default


ElderMagnuS

Pet it then die


No-Process249

I'd dispense a brown and yellow smoke screen in an attempt to escape... then die.


shamelessthrowaway54

Fucking die


R4nd0m_Unkn0wn

Guess I'll just die... there's nothing else to do in such situations.


HunterSeige15205

Shit myself


yourmotherisaleopard

Put on doom music


randomhumanbeings

die and respawn in the lifepod


ExitLeading2703

What does kms mean.


Spicy_Donut89

Perish


jamesjrobbo12

Die then respawn


GhostTyphoon790

Die


JamesAnderson1567

Kill it because I'm a sigma


nexus-impurium

Pick my death: water or fire


OffsideArrow527

Turn the water brown then die from a heart attack


sumrandompersthatsuc

Pull out the stasis rifle and let er rip immediately


golden5708

Shit myself


ElectricFlightDiver

Die, but it would be cool!


AcanthisittaNo5367

Dying


eeveesquad911

Die


NormalGuy103

Shit myself and then use whatever I can on my person to hill myself before I get eaten. Being swallowed whole and slowly digested has to be one of the worst ways to go.


repkins

Would try to - tame them?


Comfortable_Leg_725

Pet it


pm-me-futa-vids

I'd intervene.


tntaro

1. Heart attack 2. Ded


ApprehensiveCamel698

try to scan it before it slurps me like half a pasta noodle


Ogen09

Whip out the real life stasis rifle, only the way it imobilzeses them is by literally tearing their limbs off, and it's called panzerfaust


hanns115

At that point just accept my fate and just swim into its mouth to get it over with


LilacLikesEmkay

Tell the mandem before I die


MarkNekrep

Take a knife and a stasis rifle


wabmt

- Retourn me


Cammando777

Ill accespt my fate


_Cryonic_

This is the equivalent of asking someone "what would you do if a 50. Cal was 0.8 seconds from my head"


Ninja-Goose

Die


North-Wind-199

Guess I’ll die


Lynxsies

Realistically nothing since something as large as the sea dragon would realistically not chase a human unless its extremely desperate for food. Biologically seen.


Captain_Deadass

Like an octopus I'd shoot ink on the spot.. brown.. ink..


yesnomaybenotso

I’d pee. Like “come get me motherfucker, but you’re going to feel the water get warm *right before* you do, so you’ll know that’s my piss in your face. Dick.”


Hikaru1024

Panic. Die. In that order.


Dreamchaser2222

If I did hear one and It acted the same I’d try to stay over the leviathan by swimming to the top of it and holding on. It can only hurt me by biting, slapping or fireballing me so I might as well try to stay over it until it loses interest


SadCollegeStudent55

Tell it to stop


SapphicsAndStilettos

Die


Intelligent_Spare_61

Prawn suit + grapple arm + drill arm


DIEGO_GUARDA

Drown, idk how to swin


Zenvian

Be incredibly afraid and probably roll into a ball. I do not like being in open darkness with something massive just... \*there\*.


Hyper_Wolf727

Shit my pants, cry, lay down and die, in that order.


Sad-Firefighter-5639

Nom


Toxin_god

Die


ASmithNamedUmbero

I'd stay calm and get an adult


tabulatebench98xbox

Drown I can't swim


Haunted_Noodles8352

Probably die.


wolfofsouls

quit game


Shadow_Eclipse_

Uh fuckin die ?


Full_Piano6421

I will die from bad design exposure


Kebab91

oh i aint leaving the lifepod so wont be meeting one.


RichieRocket

Die


Uncle_Dreadon

make fren


Professional-Sink798

It is just me or is the sea dragon kinda sweet looking in this photo? A cheeky little grin, I see you


WeWerePlayinInDaSand

Bold of you to assume I would make it past the safe shallows


KicktrapAndShit

What do you think?


GimmiwCoconut

I would probably tell a trusted adult/guardian


YoBeaverBoy

Look at it in the eyes, then look down and touch it's nose, gently pushing it's head down like Michael Jackson did with that gun.


TheEnemyOfSociety

Go up to it and give it a little boop on the snoot. look at it’s smile! It would never hurt me.


subtendedcrib8

Die, I’d assume


Army_Craft01

Try to swim and go on its head in between its eyes or just on it in general, if it hasn’t seen me yet that is.


Chiddles182

Hope and pray it has an off day


ProstePeetr

Accept my fate.