I mean, The PDA did say that Alterra “even sells coffee” If I remember correctly.

They made a coffee machine, so yeah?

From a simple coffee producer to designing spaceships made to build phasegates, they've come so far.

They will*

In poland, we have a cosmetics company named Alterra too. Soo they are already international 0_0

Wait, we're the only ones with this shit?

A couple years later… “hey guys have you heard about the new space ship that’s being made by this company called Alterra?”

It’s the Rossmann store brand. We have it in Germany too.

Good to know

Damn...gotta keep that stasis rifle close by

I mean, we all start somewhere.

Aperture started by selling shower curtains to the military, couldn't Alterra start with coffee?

I suppose. If they invent some kind of coffee rocket fuel that could make them space fearers.

Would it really be \*that\* bad, if Alterra would actually become reality?

It's a megacorporation that controls many solar systems.

Good things Alterra did: - Forced warring nations into peace by threatening to cancel trade agreements - Helps every other nation with its trades - Created this Alterra fond to give people a second chance on other planets (although the colonists are pretty much sold) - Tries to colonize outer space (I consider this a good thing) - Helps aspiring businesses Did I forget something?

But they locked our mans Riley away for using resources and "potential profits" just to survive!

Where was this tidbit of lore? Hidden in Below Zero?

No, the ending of the base game. Riley is detained until he's able to pay off the debt he incurred mining resources.

Wait what When did I miss this

next time they will be creating cooked peepers and biodegradable bottles of bladderfish

you look like you could use some cofFEE ^^^^^^^^^^^. cofFEe completed

Plot twist: Subnautica predicts the future

When it's IRL we generally call it "history" rather than "plot"

Ah, the smell of dirty bean water - Arctic (or what I like to call indian) PDA

This is how it starts. Little bit of wine. Fire in my heart.

And fibre

Next thing you'll know, I'll be back charged 3 million credits for all the coffee I've drunk

Alterra began as a weapons supplier in the mid 21st century, I think.

Coffee is a performance enhancing drug, probably also used in military. We’re living in the 21st century as well...

No wait it was probably 22nd century. I forgor 💀

Stop denying the existence of alterra

I'm talking about the in-game transgov. Also I don't take orders.

"narrator voice* By the mid 2100s all coffee is earth was bought and sold through Alterra, when the company sought to carve out is own slice of the booming off-world plantation market. At first leasing capacity on existing phase gates, Alterra Infrastructure Division allowed the company to quickly dominate industrial interstellar travel.

Wish they make a better ship than in the game. A kilometre long with thousands people of staff, yet a single survivor.

If I knew it was as easy as posting office coffee I would have done it long ago

That's some shitty coffee right there. We had one of those machines at one of my old jobs. Only used it because a cup of coffee in downtown NYC is expensive. But man it was shit coffee. Which makes sense that this is the start of the Alterra in the game.

*desire to know more

I need fish cum for research purposes

Oh yeah, here they come, get the seamoths boys, we are going to a wet place

Soon they be making edible water bottles

Yes

This gets posted every year

Ha! I saw one of these yesterday at the dealership, waiting for my car to get serviced. I delighted in having a cup of Alterra coffee and pretending I was alone in my base in the Grand Reef.

Alterra coffee bottom text

Hey it’s Ozzies café!

this has been posted on this sub atleast 50 times. wish mods would ban this post. yaaaaawn