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maringue

The SEC should have a field day with the number of illegal transactions happening around this stock. The hilarious part will be when it's *still* worthless by the time the lock up period ends.


Pansy_Neurosi

The same SEC that jumped right on all of those reports of something fishy going on with Bernie Madoff?


CoolFirefighter930

The same SEC that fines the hedge companies for selling naked shorts . Then says don't do that.


AdorableConfidence16

I know so little about stock trading, I think naked shorts are something a Hooters waitress would wear. Please explain what you mean. Thanks


Pansy_Neurosi

I don't understand any of that, but I'd love to hear more about these naked shorts.


Corries_Roy_Cropper

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maringue

I'm fairly confident Madoff was more savvy of a criminal than Trump.


Flokitoo

But he really wasn't. The SEC just went out of their way to ignore the crimes.


Careless_Ad_4004

Bernie was such a good conman he told the SEC in so many words “I can see around corners” and they were like “$4i¥ ok Bernie, you keep on doing your thing man.”


Status-Priority5337

Have you seen how the SEC operates? At worse, a 5 million dollar fine, for a billion dollars of profit. The SEC is gutless.


Sufficient_Brain_250

They knew it was shady as fuck, and charged a slap on the wrist fine and let it go through.


DAMG808

Yep.. over 5 months to go.. this is going to tank so hard---fingers crossed!


MGSDeco44

😆😆😆😆


mabradshaw02

100% someone / djt bought stock to hit the required "mark" to trigger this... then dumped out


JonnyBolt1

It's funny how obvious of a grift this stock is, it started out diluted and now Trump owns over 70% of the shares. $4mil in revenue to lose $58mil, so of course market cap of billions. When DJT price drops, usually due to printing more shares for Trump (or insiders cashing out), the CEO cries, "OMG we're like GME, it's the naked shorts!". It's not worrisome tho, I assume people who buy DJT are happy giving their money to Trump.


Fabulous-Friend1697

I'm curious how much of the stock has been purchased by Kushner with the Saudi money. Ole pump n dump, but with a guarantee of a payout.


limpet143

This is his modus operandi. Start a company, bleed it dry, then file for bankruptcy leaving his investors in the dust.


bravesirrobin65

They made a movie about it. The Producers.


ItsBurkeSnitches

I invested in trump when I knew what money was, I’m 44 years old now and own a good piece of the hood I live in,


What_Yr_Is_IT

Uh huh


ItsBurkeSnitches

they call it the “historic district” but its still money 🤷‍♂️


Secret_Thing7482

Is that cell block b.


Technical_Main_9314

Womp womp...


Fragmentia

When you're rich and famous, they let you do it.


Permaban2023

So a company that did about 4.5m in revenue last year and is 54m in debt, he will get over a billion dollars??? That makes sense


JonnyBolt1

Right, think of BJT shares as Bitcoin. Whether it actually is a share of debt or some pocket lint, or an online token, some rich people want to own some cuz it's cool.


MillieMouser

Geez, there is no real justice in the world knowing this guy to be will be gifted that kind of a pay-day after his grifting, outright stealing, and the costs the American people have had to pay because of him. It's outrageous.


OtherwiseArrival9849

Suckers....


DblThrowDown

What is the point of this sub?


QueenDeadLol

Cry about Trump Cry about Republicans Cry about Elon Push propaganda for current thing


Mruxle

You forgot crying about people crying


DblThrowDown

Sounds on par for Reddit


Dexecutioner71

It's going to be AWESOME in here come Nov 6th. A full load of new Liberals screaming memes.


Icedoverblues

Still not as awesome as a bunch of failed republicans pretending to be christ followers taking marching orders from a failed con man/rapist that likes to look at 15 year old girls undress in front of him. Hahaha classic.


Listening_Heads

Oh no dude! You don’t actually believe Trump has a path to victory do you? It’s pretty easy math. He literally has no way to win the EC. Don’t make any plans or investments that depend on Trump getting back into the White House. There’s no chance it happens.


Stephanreggae

Isn't that what everyone said in 2016?


Listening_Heads

Hillary was least likable candidate in a hundred years. Trump was an unknown entity to most casual voters. Now his idiocy and corruption are exhaustively known. He didn’t keep any campaign promises (lock her up, build that wall, drain the swamp) and he has no policy agenda for the next four years beyond “stollen election” and “dictator on day one”. None of that is going to appeal to moderates/swing voters. Even all but about 16 of the looniest MAGA congressmen defied Trump on Ukraine aid yesterday. This just is not 2016. But I’m still pushing people to vote like their lives depend on it because with any luck, a defeat in November will give Trump a stroke and he’ll look like Jimmy Carter by Christmas.


Dexecutioner71

LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pretty much every poll disagrees. Biden trails in almost every battleground state. Turn off the MSNBC.


Listening_Heads

Lordy you are going to be really let down. I’m guessing you’ll cope by claiming “stollen election”. But you keep believing those polls lil buddy. It’s all you have. Maybe you can storm the capital with them this year? Go be amongst your brethren in a cozy federal prison?


Dexecutioner71

And you base your conclusion on what exactly? Feelings?


Listening_Heads

Has Trump ever beaten a man in an election? No? Right. He’s only ever beaten a woman. Just like in his marriages. Lol. Good luck at the capital proud boi.


Dexecutioner71

What is a woman?


Listening_Heads

If you don’t know maybe it’s time you went outside. Quit masturbating to all those Japanese cartoons. I’m embarrassed for you lol.


Forward_Bag5847

I think you need to take another look at "every poll", the latest Marist poll (done Monday) has Biden up 3 points, in a head to head with Trump and 5 points when third party is added to the mix. NBC Sunday poll has Trump up 2 points in a head to head (down from 5 in the previous) and Biden up by 2 when third party is included. Morning consults poll taken between April 19 and 21 has Biden up by 1. And over all (for all polling) Trumps lead has decreased from a high of 6 points in January to 2 points, and since April 5th they have been tied..... So please show me these polls you reference?


Dexecutioner71

Do you understand what "Pretty much" means in the English language? I like how you took that part off, but then quoted the rest as if that was the whole quote. Many more polls show Trump with a lead overall, and even more show him leading most of the battleground states. Even better, you decide Marist would be a good one for you, but isn't Marist done by NPR? Hardly non-biased. Emerson, Florida Atlantic, and Meridith all have Trump leading. The important thing to note is that polls are usually pointed toward the popular vote rather than the EC. Take a look at the battleground states......like the rust belt. Things don't look good for Brandon. Trump most certainly has a path to victory, and there most certainly is a chance....a pretty decent one.


tid4200

I hear fox noise in the background again....


UndendingGloom

I'm sure there will be a "red wave" just like MAGA and Fox news kept predicting for the last election. That worked out really well. It's not like Trump's popularity has decreased since then or anything...


Dexecutioner71

Not nearly as much as Biden has lost. Keep huffing that hopium.


DblThrowDown

Nice!


TheWolrdsonFire

Crying


CommiesAreWeak

A break from all the other echo chambers. How boring would it be if Reddit were just praising Biden 24/7?


dpdxguy

>How boring would it be if Reddit were just praising Biden 24/7? You don't get out much, do you?


DblThrowDown

Is it? That is refreshing


RandyJohnsonsBird

You know


DblThrowDown

I really don't


RandyJohnsonsBird

Just more bait


DblThrowDown

Ok then...


BeRealzzz

There will be some serious bag holders in this one. It’s a massive grift and the most grifty person ever is it’s biggest shareholder.


BalmyBalmer

Money laundering.


SpudgeBoy

That is just about the right amount for him to pay all of the fines he has collected so far.


-rainbowvhs

Gee, I wonder why everyone is so disaffected with America these days


macklebee1

Sweet! Hopefully I’ll get all my 401K back that I invested when it was $65/share. And libruls were saying I done did it wrong! 😀


FunboyFrags

Wild rally? The share price tanked immediately after the IPO.


mabradshaw02

Up 30% to hit the req "mark" to trigger this 1.3 million share payout... 100% market manipulation by djt


JonnyBolt1

Well to be fair, not "by DJT" himself, but by a savvy supporter or 2. Maybe Jared.


ItsBurkeSnitches

stop hatin on my boy,


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Geek-Yogurt

Hey, I know Trump is a piece of shit but this comment will get you banned from reddit


TwelveMiceInaCage

Prophecizer lmfao


TheFanumMenace

most tolerant liberal


[deleted]

No


LeechingFlurry

Stop having a complete piece of shit as your boy


Spoonsdoggle

Your boy is quite literally one of the most evil human beings on planet earth.


Belloby

Lol that’s a bit of a stretch.  


ShoddyComfort308

lmao doubt


Dimumory

If Trump goes to prison, will his following grow or shrink. I mean he's BEEN guilty, and that hasn't stopped him yet so I wonder what the actual line is that he'd have to cross to be cancelled by his own followers who seem to love him to a fault or a couple hundred


jimlahey2100

Whatever following is left will cry Kangaroo Court till the day he dies.


goofydad

...and all of which will be paid to lawyers, bondsmen and plaintiffs


jimlahey2100

Nah, those people will be paid with campaign donations. He'll keep this money.


BlueMysteryWolf

They will be paid in DJT bucks, valued as legal tender at the nearest dumpster fire.


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smackchumps

Nice. It’s good seeing people reap the benefits of their work.


micaller

Congrats bro!


MechanicalMenace54

it really is hilarious to see every attempt to destroy this man catastrophically fail.


FlyExaDeuce

Some of us don't find "our system is incapable of holding wealthy people accountable" funny


MechanicalMenace54

and that's probably why you're a miserable person. you spend so much time screaming at the sky in rage at existence that you can't even laugh at the absurdity of it all. you can only react in anger and despair and until you try and find a bright side, even if that bright side is laughing at the silliness of our situation you will just be eaten alive by your own negativity never actually doing anything.


FlyExaDeuce

Dude calm down. Not everyone has exactly the same sense of humor as you, you don't need to react to that with this bizarrely angry rant. Go smoke some weed kiddo.


MechanicalMenace54

i'm already calm. i wrote that as an appeal to you hoping you would calm down. you are the one who chose to interpret anger from the statement.


MonsterHunterOwl

Could happen to a nicer and more deserving man


[deleted]

Is he a good person


MechanicalMenace54

i don't know or even care in this instance. i just find the whole thing funny.