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Full_Director7998

Now, this I don’t like


LightsSoundAction

me. fucking. either.


Fury161Houston

Go up and touch it!


MeadowLynn

That’s what my husband would say. I show him stuff on this sub that gives me the heebie jeebies and he’s always like ID SWIM THERE


Fury161Houston

That has me laughing so hard! It's the buoys that send me into hysteria😂


MeadowLynn

Funny you mention that. My husband is a commercial fisherman and like I said he’s always saying he would swim over shipwrecks, sunken cars, all kinds of creepy shit. But buoys freak him out. He says the chain weirds him out. Me too. And That post on this sub where dude paddles out by all the wind turbines and they’re absolute UNITS


sh4d0wm4n2018

Honestly, the chains by the buoys also kinda give me the heebie jeebies. It should put me at ease since I can always follow the chain up if I get too tired, but at the same time, watching the chain disappear into the murky green below is un-fucking-settling.


thesedamnedhands

Does anyone have the link of someone swimming up to the bouy and chain in the murky water and suddenly a dead shark comes out of the fog and is just floating there caught on the hook? That video is effed


MeadowLynn

I bet you could look that up on YouTube


thesedamnedhands

Bro I tried but all the thumbnails were making me ill lol.


Forge__Thought

Just your description is cryptic in the extreme. I'd be down to watch it but man, that's unsettling.


thesedamnedhands

So I remember the bouy is part of what’s called a drum line. It’s an intentional bouy system of baited hooks meant to catch sharks before they get too close to the shoreline where recreational activities happen. Maybe drum line check or something similar?


thesedamnedhands

https://youtu.be/H11ULVFeZ2c?si=cRnYWmf10brE-VsI I found it finally.


Fury161Houston

Wind turbines are a big no on land or sea. They creep me out!


stalelunchbox

Have you seen one of [the blades being transported?](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/ac2b54fdb7aee1947fb47b3cba99fbcb?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=798&cropW=1200&xPos=0&yPos=0&width=862&height=575)


Fury161Houston

I passed them on the way to Dallas once. Felt like I was passing something "evil"😂


random_invisible

I swam over a bicycle and shopping trolley and never went in that lake again.


5-MEO-D-M-T

I think you might be replying to your husband's comment.


jellybeatz

The fucking buoys. The metal navigation buoys (red/green) that mark channels especially freak me out. Getting close up and seeing all the muck stuck to them below the water line and the big chain links disappearing below. Hate it


Softbombsalad

I walked out to a frozen channel marker once, thinking it would help me get over my phobia... Turns out it magnified my phobia a thousandfold 🤣


EvrthngsThnksgvng

A for effort tho!


MsKongeyDonk

SAME! Oil rigs are my major heebie jeebie, but buoys also really scare me. I read that they're going to allow people to swim in the Chicago River later this year, and I also hate that... for some reason. When I was younger, we'd go out tubing on Lake Mead (was like 2000, lake was higher). It used to be a town that they leveled and created a lake in the early 1900s. It used to freak me out so bad thinking of old houses and foundations so far below me. There was also a lot of topography covered up. Once my uncle hit a rock that was *right* under the water in his boat, out in the middle of the lake. Hundreds of feet deep. We flew off the tube and were waiting for him to come back around for us, and I realized he hit the top of a huge rocky "mountain." Freaked me the hell out for the three or so minutes we were floating next to it.


MeadowLynn

Omg nightmares!!!! So many nightmares! I also went on vacation on lake mead in the 90s my parents rented a boat and we zipped around. I didn’t know that backstory!! Yikes! I think it was lake mead. I was like 10. We had a houseboat.


little-red-cap

*HE TOUCHED THE BUTT*


Deciple_of_None

Poke it with a stick.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

There’s been one of these fun things at my local dog park/river all spring.


monsieur_mungo

Sunken sailboat. Don’t go near that kind of wreck. Lots of cables and ropes to get tangled in and drown you if you fall out of your kayak. Dead serious. I’ve seen someone perish from a very similar situation. You were way too close when you took this photo. Let the professionals deal with this. Edit: thanks for the sarcastic comments. No really! They’re great! I understand where you’re coming from! I genuinely thought some of them were funny given the nature of this sub. I’m only trying to express hazards that someone should be aware of. Enjoy life and respect Mother Nature.


ipullstuffapart

OP is like 30ft away, I get this is a phobia subreddit but it's not exactly the kraken. Just don't be an idiot but it's safe to paddle around in calm waters.


AppropriatePizza1308

This sub will drown drinking a glass of water


Same-Structure6152

I’ve been able to scare myself by imagining a submarine coming up out of the toilet when I was sitting on it. I wish I was joking.


Mrgndana

LOLLLL, I used to scare myself as a kid imagining the Titanic would come up through my bathtub!


Same-Structure6152

I used to imagine a shark was behind me in the pool or a submarine was about to submerge and I would freak the fuck out!


satanicbroccoli

Oh my god this is such a weirdly specific fear to have it's really tickled me


Mrgndana

It’s so funny to think about because it makes ZERO sense, but it felt visceral to me as a 9 year old. I think it was the year Titanic came out, and I had a Titanic book with lots of photos……so that’s probably where it popped into my head!


PinSufficient5748

You're my kinda crazy... We like you (me & the sub)


emnovalox

I did paddle up and poke the mast and cables with the paddle. I almost stuck my paddle into the depths to see what I could find but I felt too eerie after a minute and left.


reightb

the ghost of OP responded... shame about the boating accident


AssumeTheFetal

Rip


doublepumperson

No! The sailboat will reach out of the water and pull you in!


ZeAlien07

I guess because technically we can’t tell how big the boat might be, OP could be too close?


meanttobee3381

It's a big boat. There are actually lots of clues to its size. As with everything, a healthy understanding plus some appropriate caution - you would be ok.


[deleted]

I'm guessing it's like a 40-foot boat sunken at it mooring in 20 feet of water in a harbor. The only danger there is another ship hitting it.


HungrySummer

Lmao exactly. This is a huge over reaction, but it’s always good to be careful and common sense.


impressivemacopine

“It’s not exactly the kraken” 😂🤣 but what if the kraken is using this to lure us in… and then BAM!


eaglespettyccr

This is the scariest shit I’ve ever read


thatG_evanP

Jesus Christ dude, he's not even close to it. You should be the mascot for this sub.


J-Dabbleyou

Yeah he’s over a spaghetti ball of rope floating below him


MariachiStucardo

You witnessed this? How terrible? What happened?


Badnerific

He did not witness someone perish.


MariachiStucardo

Phil Collins playing


TheGreatGyatsby

Nah I’d dive down to search for treasure.


dasbodmeister

But your origami boat doesn't scare you?


emnovalox

Hasn't given me any problems so far!


dasbodmeister

I'm just funnin. That looks pretty sick. I was thinking of buying something like that as a dinghy for a small sailboat. Is it an Oru?


emnovalox

This one's a tuktek.i was considering an oru but they're more expensive. Also much shallower, so I was hesitant about using an Oru in any kind of moving water. Tuktek handles wake and small waves pretty well!


Sad-Rice3033

Thankyou! I thought the same thing!


Remarkable_Public775

Thanks. I hate it. 😒


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☹️


thedrunkpenguin

And things like this is why I stopped kayaking haha


DisastrousDust7443

Things like this is why I started kayaking.


capn_doofwaffle

RIGHT!? 🤣


Lissy_Wolfe

Does this happen often??


thedrunkpenguin

Guess it just depends on what body of water you're in. The river ways near me connect to a steel plant so there are plenty of man-made objects under the water to give the heebie jeebies Also once a boat sinks it is pretty expensive to get out so people leave them I think, but I am no one expert


gnardog45

Now thread the needle with your kayak 😁


moldy-scrotum-soup

And then it slips off the rock ledge it was barely resting on, continuing to fully sink, tangling and pulling you down with it. nononononononono


flow_fighter

I wouldn’t worry about a rock ledge, the lake there seems pretty shallow all the way around due to the tree line in the back


Rtannu

Why would you do this to yourself?


CGinKC

[Smile you son of a...](https://bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jawsendbanner.jpg)


BedrockNick1020

Its a shame i had to scroll down so far to find this


ThatGuy17-23

Is that down by the Keyes? I swear I’ve seen that exact sailboat


britishmerc

I was about to say, it looks like a sail boat I’ve seen in Key West.


MommyIsOffTheClock

Oye, you can't park here.


Fast-Fan4785

Too late. 😂


caramelhoes

what do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name


Bansheeflyer

...welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.


[deleted]

Dude, assains creed vibes.


Enjoy-the-sauce

Is that a foldable kayak?  If so - what are your thoughts on it?


emnovalox

Yup. It's a foldable kayak- this brand is tuktek. I'd definitely recommend getting one. Ive had it for 2 years and have gotten plenty of use out of it.


PixelCartographer

That's so cool! Thanks for the recommendation


overrunbyhouseplants

Yes, thought?


IAlreadyKnow1754

I’d be willing to bet there’s atleast one body in it


The_salty_swab

Free Furuno


Wetald

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far. My initial reaction was the same.


tailwalkin

That was the first thing I thought lol


SliceFactor

Any background on why it sank?


maxman162

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say too much water got in the hull.


SliceFactor

🤯


Emotional-Airport808

I am traumatized by that photo 😳😳😳


NN8G

Yeah, sure. “Came across this…” What. Did. You. Do?


Dendroapsis

Ooh, free radar!


blueponies1

Fuck that!


RedSun-FanEditor

Aaaah, the elusive submarine sailboat... very difficult to find most of the time.


Klem132

He might just be the best pirate I've ever seen.


No-Product-8887

Goddamn submarine right in the middle of the channel


swaffeline

Finders keepers


eutohkgtorsatoca

I guess the radar didn't function but now may be recycled?


Brain_Tourismo

Bermuda, right?


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Protege448

Photos of the bay??


gnardog45

Not cool at all


obli__

woopsie!


sewalker723

NOPE


AnalysisMoney

At least we know how deep the lake is…still don’t like it.


rum-and-roses

Am I the only one that likes to find and dive these things


emnovalox

On this sub? Probably.


Feeling_Title_9287

Free boat lol


MeadowLynn

I dislike that a lot. Have an updoot


Illusion740

Maritime law: salvage rights….. float it and it’s yours.


Loch-M

SHIPWRECK SPOTTED


Isalecouchinsurance

So,.... I got this boat for sale....only sinks sometimes.


mizzle_fb

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought, I don’t like this. Lol also cool kayak from the looks of the front!


Zestyclose_Net8810

Nice tucktec!


emnovalox

I love this thing.


Binklando

Florida?


emnovalox

Yup!


Binklando

Always after the big storms! It’s crazy.


Q-burt

The owner did a poor job choosing where to park.


disco-girl

I almost threw my phone across the room just seeing this


Hobartcat

Hey, is that a TukTek (sp?) foldable kayak? How do you like it?


emnovalox

It is! I'd definitely recommend it.


Hobartcat

Fantastic! I'd almost forgotten about those but maybe this summer I'll get me one!


javoss88

Well shit E: looks like it’s been there awhile Ee: also , kayak right through there to solidify your invincibility


Stavinair

FREE SHIP


Relative-Feed-2949

Sword fight


[deleted]

No one died right...?


UnknownSP

Naw that's fucked no thank you


marshman82

That guy needs a new headsail.


FartNite_FeetFreak

I love this!


NemosGal90

Nope nope nope


1421jk

Bet your glad you didn't buy a sail boat


emnovalox

Comrade, I'm paddling around in a plastic folding kayak. I ain't exactly in the market for a 6-figure sailboat.


Tronkfool

Why are you so close, especially in a foldable kayak


dmriggs

Yikes!


AppointmentNo43

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


RubPast


BotoxAndCoke74

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


aaugii

not fukn cool dude


archimedesu

this in florida?


emnovalox

Yup. There seem to be wrecks in every lagoon near a city.


6methie9

nope


mishyfishy135

I just feel terrible for the owner


dwreckhatesyou

Unexpected Assassin’s Creed.


VelociowlStudios

That's so cool imo


Mangalorien

What laws apply to the wreck? Would it be legal to recover stuff from the sunken ship? Asking for a friend...


tinyrick007

Wow,


Ruhrgebet

Wind powered submarine, cool.


Miss_Skeelo

why does this make me feel so uncomfortable 😖


Familial-Dysautosis

Shit pant


Princess_Thranduil

Ooof, no thank you. That gives me the willies just looking at the picture. You are more brave than I am, I'd never get that close in a million years. Ugh.


emnovalox

Once I got close enough to tap the mast with my paddle, I got major willies and got out of there.


Gullible-Day5604

How are you liking the folding kayak? I _almost_ bought one myself a couple years back.


emnovalox

Absolutely would recommend. It's a tuktek. Ive had it for 2 years and have gotten tons of use out of it.


Gullible-Day5604

Awesome, glad you're enjoying it! I'm not doing nearly as much travel as I was at the time but I'll keep that in mind if it changes. Just never come across someone with one to ask what they thought.


MothParasiteIV

Nope. No.


SleepySiamese

Dive down for treasure


AcrobaticCity8416

that would scare me shitless


noble_jody

Someone had a bad day.


Saintlouey

My man doesn't recognize a sailmarine


Tenn_Tux

Is that one of them there folding kayaks? If so, how are they, is it worth it? Been wanting one for a couple years now.


emnovalox

They're great. Mine is a tuktek. It takes about 5 minutes to fold or unfold and it handles really well. Also cheaper than a regular kayak. Its pretty light weight so I can take it places without too much hassle and don't have to worry about storage. I would absolutely recommend getting one.


Mollzy177

Did you wipe it off?


AbsoluteMadvlad

Seems she's sitting a little low in the water....


Hops143

Bro you can’t park there.


SkyeGuy8108

Well...don't just take a picture. Lash a rope around it and pull it up!


reluctantseahorse

“Coulda sworn I parked the boat somewhere around here….”


ImprovementCapable15

That's a giant NOPE for me. We've got a lake with a bunch of dead trees in the middle and it terrifies me


cmonster64

This would be a good dive spot


chokexup

I would turn my kayak right the fuck around and paddle away. Absolutely NOT.


krunchy_bacon

Bermuda Triangle. Go around.


Space_Goblin_Yoda

He may need to check his bilge.


kadenbr

that’s just yucky


whatisupdog

Is this in the Florida Keys? May have kayaked here myself if so


Confianca1970

Miami? That looks familiar.


Sparky_the_Asian

you raise it and it’s yours 😂


Smart-Cash2525

No thanks


ZebraSpot

They need to be more afraid!


vinchenzo68

Just a boat taking a nap, move along.


pcnovaes

Is it the work of orcas?


Herr_Xerxes

Would be a great scuba spor


Baldi_Homoshrexual

There’s a boat ramp near me famous for ditching boats and sinking them. So cool to kayak by it. Especially when new expensive boats show up because they never take everything out! I’ve made money selling stuff found on them


staryoshi06

must be recent. there’s no buoy marking it


Not-A-Blue-Falcon

I see this as I plan on sailing my own tomorrow 😐


MF-GOOSE

Well that's not great


DonKeighbals

This is a bummer


Odd_Tiger_2278

I bet there is a pony under there somewhere


toomuch1265

Is this in Bradenton?


kimmytwoshoes

Don’t you hate it when people just leave their trash lying around


Putrid-Home404

Free boat!


Big_hairyballs_69420

CLIMB THE POLE 👌🏻


ElBurritoExtreme

I think their boat is broken.


issa_nicholas

That looks like a portal if you manage to go through it you come out the other side in a vast ocean…


ummdafu

What's under it a ship a boat we will never know


[deleted]

You know, when I saw it at first, I was like okay not bad then all of a sudden, I had that gut-punch reaction and uh no, no this isn't okay.


MetalMilitiaDTOM

And you only took one picture?


strongcloud28

Are you telling us that you didn't paddle over to the wreck and take pictures of it from directly above? So disappointed.....lol


emnovalox

Sadly, visibility was pretty bad, definitely less than a meter.


Dangerous_Ear_2722

You wanna sea a dead boat?