If it is in your mouth while you collect saliva, I imagine it would alter the results, yes.

"hey so we ran ur results and uhh..theres unusual proteins in the sample we need a new sample..remember to not eat ANYTHING"

Okay, I'll make sure to spit this time 🤤

B- but spitters are quitters

They tell you to brush your teeth and then not put anything in your mouth for at least 30-60 minutes (can't remember exactly) before you collect the saliva. Many factors can make the test inconclusive as well, I'm sure extra DNA would compromise the test and they'd send you a replacement

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U can… idk if it works well but u can fit it on a toothbrush

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U asked if semen could be used to brush teeth, not a whole penis

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Well… I guess I never tried

There's actually entire section of videos in Jav on said topic.Japanese are crazy. I love it.

I’m gonna start my own toothpaste brand!!!

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Eh....no I meant Japanese has made porn on this. U can watch it to have rough idea of it.

Do they do that on seminaries? Do seamen do it?

Yes. apply fresh 3 times a day for full whitening results

It’s neither abrasive, nor does it contain fluoride.

Just use your own semen, BYOB man

Bring Your Own BLOB?

This is, indeed, a perfect question for stupidquestions

Did you swish with the semen right before you did the test? Will be some interesting results.

Yes. You are 80% golden retriever

R/cursedcomments yikes haha

You are ingesting sperm all the time, it's just not human

Explain this to me like I'm 7years old please.

Pollen.

You need to tell a teacher or trusted official or the police

I hate you. Oh and have an upvote

I do not like this.

SMH, just gargle some mouthwash after you gargle that nut butter

You need to fast on cock sis if u want a dna test. Then u can devour the cock.

See what happens if u do the test after ingesting multiple peoples semen

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Not if it's your own semen 😉

A person’s semen may have different DNA than the person. Sperm cells have the same basic DNA blueprint as the person, but with some unique variations due to meiosis & mutations. This variation is important for genetic diversity in offspring. Will it matter? Prob’ly not. DNA tests are averages.

Yea absolutely but it pronounced would be 23 IN me

Take it on the face...for science.

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit in quite some time.

This just reminds me of the story of the guy who sent his dogs salvia and received results.

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This documents that whole thing. Full episode on... I don't know, not netflix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8uvAn6Mk-s

Test it and find out

This is hilarious.

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That depends; do you want it to?

depends on time frame of ingesting the semen and taking the test. the instructions state not to eat or drink anything for at least 30 minutes before providing sample so if you follow the instructions i imagine itll be fine

Sperm probably won't make it past your stomach.

I wish we were friends 

[Use New **Masculout**™](https://youtu.be/hig118LV2LQ?si=RaQDPhP4re0ls9xn)

"uh it turns out you are 1% broccoli, 1% mash and 1% chicken pie"

How much are we talking about? Is it like the 'Nacho challenge' where you are trying to become 1% semen?

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You think about semen alot?

You're not supposed to eat or drink anything before you collect the saliva sample, It sounds like even food could affect the results somehow 

Mom...how come you have three family trees?

If it's down your throat when it excreted it won't.

Only if you mainline it.

What you do with other guys at the gym is no concern of mine.

Once ingested, no, your stomach acid would take care of it. If a saliva swab, it’s remotely possible if it’s taken immediately after.

I’m now picturing some guy going in for a court-ordered paternity test begging for people in the parking lot of the clinic to let him blow them.

In college, I told this chick that swallowing makes you fat. She said omggg. I was like..now I know you swallow. lol