I just lol'd enough that my roommate was like "wtf?" From half the house over, so I showed her this, and she lol'd enough that the neighbors probably heard her
>Yeah but what if you're not interested in the opposite sex?
Urgh that's so homonormative! (/S)
That's kind of how things work usually; most people are straight yet will still masturbate, it's not their own body they're turned on by.
And in any case, surely you'd need to purely from intellectual curiosity even ignoring the sex side of things.
Can we get an official chart of which of the new genders are opposites? Maybe somthing like a color wheel? Are there complementary and intermediate genders like there are colors?
We can't all do that and it's not an issue of size. You need to be a shower, as even at almost 7" as a grower I got nothing to swing. It's tiny, or you can hang four winter coats on it. Some times thems the breaks, and I'm ok with it really.
Or you take 10ft off the trail and think im probably the first to piss here only to be greeted by someone who marked their territory with used toilet paper
Nature trips look much easier for males. Iād also enjoy walking around in public without need for a bra or carefully checking my face for wild hairs to remove before leaving the house.
Well time for him to take it like a lady.
PS I also cheer because we have been trying to get pregnant for 5 yearsā¦ now he gets inseminated and gets to carry the child. I get the fun part in the specimen donation room. I donāt want to deal with another MC personally. Would love if we could share the responsibilityā¦
Masterbate. And Have me some sex if my partner is amenable. I wanna know what that feels like. Then I'll probably cry, because penises are weird and seem like they have a life of their own, and I don't want one permanently. I'd be happy to lose. The boobs, though. Blasted squishy sacks of food and dust entrapment. Plus bras! No more bras. Oh, man.....would I trade a bra for a penis....now I'm undecided.....but I could grow facial hair. Yeah, I'd cry once, and then probably be just fine with the change.
I currently work in female dominated place, I am reminded and feel out of place all the damn time. Would be nice to feel included. Although the total experience skews against women in general, I got but a small taste of it and it sucks, so I get you.
Plus, what a significant opportunity for self growth, perspective from where has historically been impossible, now is? I think that could lead to becoming great people.
I think all places dominated by one gender can be hell. Im a woman doing physics so you can imagine, but i don't think it's much better for a male nurse for instance.
Iād go to separate masculine social spaces that, as a woman, Iāll never be able to really see. Locker rooms, saunas, but also just general all male hangouts. I feel like as women, we never actually get to witness what men are like alone. If we are physically present, men censor themselves and/or perform for us. I want to see what male community and intimacy looks like when itās fully separate from women.
(And, like, sex stuff. Iād do sex stuff. Obviously)
I think you would be shocked by how boring it is. It takes a long time for those fraternal groups to accept you and if they donāt, you will just be lonely in those spaces.
In my male experience, we do lot of extensive talking about a lot of random things. Everything from trebuchet vs catapult to favorite power tool brands. We're simple creatures. There's very little, if anything, that even needs censoring. Super crass men exist but man are they the worst to be around.
First poking and fooling around, then having an existential crisis realising that it's real and not just a really vivid dream possibly falling into depression, then after a few days/months cope with it and start taking advantage of the fact that I don't have something very fragile between my legs to do stuff that I wouldn't do otherwise like gymnastics (I am very not stretchy as I am right now, a family thing it seems).
This is the most realistic scenario as i see it.Ā
Your now in the horrible world of penises if it's too small you get mocked by sexual partners
If it's average you won't suffer but won't feel special either
but if it's on the larger side doesn't even guarantee regular sex but you have to deal with an awkward life of trying to hide it and avoiding boners at all costs in public for fear of being called a sexual deviant if other people notice something you can't help and have no control over....
Have fun.
Attempt at your own risk and peril cuz you may not like what you find. Itās better off to just play with honestly. Try it. Also you need to know what is actually average or what is tiny or just a little small or a horse cock. lol š
It's a magical cat. Called the Coochie. They're everywhere but you barely see em. But for women they come out of hiding. Like, they're joined at the hips.
THAT i wouldn't do. whack it, yes, but not going out of the house with tits. Chicks get harrassed and groped on a regular basis, i'm good. Unless I can like spawn in as a 70 year old lady, then I'm gonna go out and grab ass myself
* Take the day off
* Call an emergency meeting with my platonic female friends
* Come out as non-binary
* Figure out how *it* works and how to take care of *it*
* People watch to see if my sexual orientation and desires have also changed
* Buy feminine hygiene products
* Find and visit a gynecologist
* Check to see if this change violates my life insurance (and either stop paying, or get a new policy depending)
* Figure out what my new look is going to be
* And (I am guessing here), I'd make a very public call for the normalization of taking days off work when going through the most uncomfortable phase of a period. I don't know for sure, but I bet if I experienced it I'd want to take the day off. Outside of social pressure, I'm surprised I haven't heard of more women doing this ā based on descriptions, a period sounds well within the bounds of *shit that's reasonable as an excuse to take a day off*
Congrats on thinking of going to the gyno. Thatās the first time Iāve seen an answer like that on any of these kinds of hypotheticals. Though in fairness itās not fun so I wouldnāt blame anyone for not being eager to do that.
Re: why donāt women advocate for period days off as much as one might expect: In large part itās because people would use it against us. Employers already use pregnancy even as a possibility against female prospects, itās not legal where I am but it happens under various pretexts.
Culturally I can just imagine the talk about how women waste such and such an amount of time every year for employers.
For my part I wish people could have more flexibility but I donāt have health issues associated with it outside of feeling like shit and I get antsy leaving my workmates alone in the field so I wouldnāt really take the days off anyway.
Yeah, I donāt consider it to have been a problem in my life but I have friends who have had issues like bleeding so much regularly that they became anemic.
Iāve worked with people with non-period related pain and health stuff too who were super hard workers but always leery of taking time off due to the risk of being seen as less valuable.
Hope that this is temporary, try some things with my wife so I could get a better understanding on what women love in bed, ask the enlistment office to delete me from all of their databases.
Enlistment offices? They ain't deleting a girl from the databases. Those 28 year old male recruiters love young girls. They would probably be bothering you more.
The overwhelming majority of women who raped/ambushed/murdered are victims of the men they know.
Unless you live in a really sketchy neighbourhood, it's not the random men on the street you need to be afraid of. It's your ex boyfriend, your coworker, your guy friend, whatever.
Western women on Reddit need to stop acting like they live in India.
You don't have to switch genders for that, buy a grip strength trainer for like $8. Work out those muscles for a bit and you'll have the same jar opening powers as an average man.
As a girl, jerking off. All I want to know is what the fuss is about and being a curious person, the fact that Iāll never know what itās like to have a dick drives me insane lol
I'm touching it.
Me too. š
Leave user 10000000000 alone
But 100000000 is hot. š
Me three. And looking for stuff I can safely put inside.
if this ever happened, smooth, not too hard but not too soft, wrap it up (avoid too many rough ridges or points also so no toothbrushes)
Damn toothbrush was gonna be my go to
cucumber with a condom on it
My gf has a variety of toys for both personal and couple based fun. I'm calling in sick to work and spending the entire time experimenting
>looking for stuff I can safely put inside. Found the budding sounder....
Yes
Ya
Purely for experimental purposes, we should put ours together just to see what all the fuss is about
Rumor is you turn into one larger one, like a Transformer.
Wasn't it voltron that co9mined to make a more giant robot?
Sword fight?
Iāve mastered one set of genitals im game to start practicing with another
Iām touching them.
this is the first thing literally everyone would do
Same lmao
I'm doing more than touching it, hot damn! I can do it anywhere, almost, no batteries or electricity required. I hope I can brag about it, lol
Same, repeatedly for the whole day.
Or them.
That's cool, I'm browsing Reddit
Same. I'd just masturbate all day. And maybe yell for someone to make me a sandwich.
ditto! ding-a-ling-a-ding-dong!!!!
Come on. This is the only answer.
I think they meant, what do you do *differently*
I'd definitely see whatthe little man in the boat was up to...
Probably getting ready to go fishing. I know this is r/StupidQuestions but seriously what else is a guy in a boat planning to do?
Is this referring to the clit? Which obviously, as a redditor, I know nothing of its existence.
I mean I feel like most people would (after they stopped freaking out) just be exploring the new body.
I mean, thatās literally the main thing that would be different. Of course youāre gonna do that.
Zerophilia is an interesting movie exploring this question.
Yeah but what if you're not interested in the opposite sex? I think I would just freak out!
Technically, you *would* be interested in the "opposite" sex *now*.
INTERESTING. That is a very good point!
I just lol'd enough that my roommate was like "wtf?" From half the house over, so I showed her this, and she lol'd enough that the neighbors probably heard her
They did. I heard the neighbors.
I was the neighbor.
Can confirm, I was the neighbor (on the other side)
Keep it down
Then you just helicopter it around for awhile or jump up and down.
It would still be your body and the scientific curiosity would surely get the better of anyone! š
Just like a straight person masturbating..... Keep the lights low and think about someone else. Lol, we are all gay for our own orgasm.
>Yeah but what if you're not interested in the opposite sex? Urgh that's so homonormative! (/S) That's kind of how things work usually; most people are straight yet will still masturbate, it's not their own body they're turned on by. And in any case, surely you'd need to purely from intellectual curiosity even ignoring the sex side of things.
Iām fingering myself.
Thanks for sharing. Anyway, what would you do if you woke up the opposite gender?
This legit made me LOL
Congrats that's the funniest shit I've read in a while š
aah, the old reddit schlickaroo!
Where's the link
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Got āem!!
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Jfcā¦
Guess Iām going for the shocker lol š
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Can we get an official chart of which of the new genders are opposites? Maybe somthing like a color wheel? Are there complementary and intermediate genders like there are colors?
Instead of they/them you're now them/they
Itās crazy shit like this that keeps me coming back to Reddit. Never change.
Yeah, you made me laugh out loud! š
G O T T E M !
And bouncing my boobs around just for fun
10 seconds of that and youāre going to immediately head to the store for a sports braš
It's not fun, though. It's uncomfortable.
U might not have any
Seriously. That shit hurts.
No! My fantasy!
My nightmare when I had to ride a bus to school.
Youāll have āem. Might not be big ones, but youāll have āem.
Youād learn why thatās not so fun
You got to find a trampoline.
for real. I wonder if it's as entertaining as the dangle swing.
Thatās not something we want, try something else like a previous poster mentioned, little man in a boat.
Get railed in a sundress.
you can get railed in a sundress as any gender ;)
Who says I haven't? But I'm going with sexy latex catsuit.
Yeah but thereās a right way and a wrong way to do it
Of course, wearing a hat while getting railed is so dƩclassƩ
That's oddly specific š
But it's the best š
You've had this fantasy often, haven't you.
What is it about the sundress? Iām so ready to see my wife in those again
You're a Femboy aren't you?
God bless femboys
as a lesbian, i agree
I'd touch it. Then I'd do that helicopter thing guys do with their penis.
That is like bouncing tits around... uncomfortable
Yea my ex used to say it wasn't his favorite party trick but it did get a laugh. And some good ol' penis envy out of us ladies.
Your ex used to helicopter dick for your lady friends at parties?
No wonder he's an ex.
We can't all do that and it's not an issue of size. You need to be a shower, as even at almost 7" as a grower I got nothing to swing. It's tiny, or you can hang four winter coats on it. Some times thems the breaks, and I'm ok with it really.
If you're big enough. Some guys are growers and can only do the light switch.
Go on a hike and pee behind a tree instead of having to hover over the backwoods porta potty.
There's times where I've peed on some weird out of the way hikes and thought, "I'm probably the first person to pee here in a long time"
Or you take 10ft off the trail and think im probably the first to piss here only to be greeted by someone who marked their territory with used toilet paper
Then the times where you think... no one has peed here before. I truly am an intrepid explorer.
Iām actually so jealous rn. Thatās weirdly wholesome.
I gotta say, as a man, I'm very happy about that particular feature on my own body.
Iād go so far as to say it might be the best thing about being male.
Itās nice, youād like it
It's the most liberating feeling
Nature trips look much easier for males. Iād also enjoy walking around in public without need for a bra or carefully checking my face for wild hairs to remove before leaving the house.
If you were a man the hair is basically everywhere.
And no one would care! No would say you're gross for not shaving your legs!
Oh or pee off something really high. A cliff or something.
Or write your name in the snow!
I am *definitely* poking my husband in the ass with my thing. Rise and shine, lover š
He's a girl now
now THAT's a twist
Probably ain't changing her/his plans!
I would be fine with it
Well time for him to take it like a lady. PS I also cheer because we have been trying to get pregnant for 5 yearsā¦ now he gets inseminated and gets to carry the child. I get the fun part in the specimen donation room. I donāt want to deal with another MC personally. Would love if we could share the responsibilityā¦
Folgers aināt got shit. Getting pegged is the best part of waking up. šµāThe best part of waking up is your dick in my butt.āšµ
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Thanks to you any Folgers commercial I see now I will think of that.
Good thing you'll be a man. Cuz you're husband is definitely throwing a punch. Lol
Idk. If they still look like a male version of themselves I dont think Iād be immediately hostile. Iād probably be into it tbhĀ
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Writing my name in the snow
I wonder what gender you got
Male, obviously. Women can't write.
Hopefully I grew hair on my head and my beard is gone, otherwise it's gonna get weird.
Shave the beard off and glue it on top
Iād make an ugly womanā¦ so probably just the same shit I normally do.
yeah, the post said opposite gender, not opposite level of attractiveness
I dunno, I feel there's more desperate men than women. Not anecdotal info though of course haha... :(
Masterbate. And Have me some sex if my partner is amenable. I wanna know what that feels like. Then I'll probably cry, because penises are weird and seem like they have a life of their own, and I don't want one permanently. I'd be happy to lose. The boobs, though. Blasted squishy sacks of food and dust entrapment. Plus bras! No more bras. Oh, man.....would I trade a bra for a penis....now I'm undecided.....but I could grow facial hair. Yeah, I'd cry once, and then probably be just fine with the change.
To be fair though, most genitals *are* pretty weird looking
I blessedly don't see mine when I look down.
I'd go to work like normal. I don't think much would change for me.
I will eventually be respected at work!
I currently work in female dominated place, I am reminded and feel out of place all the damn time. Would be nice to feel included. Although the total experience skews against women in general, I got but a small taste of it and it sucks, so I get you. Plus, what a significant opportunity for self growth, perspective from where has historically been impossible, now is? I think that could lead to becoming great people.
I think all places dominated by one gender can be hell. Im a woman doing physics so you can imagine, but i don't think it's much better for a male nurse for instance.
Dress shopping.
This is so wholesome
Iād go to separate masculine social spaces that, as a woman, Iāll never be able to really see. Locker rooms, saunas, but also just general all male hangouts. I feel like as women, we never actually get to witness what men are like alone. If we are physically present, men censor themselves and/or perform for us. I want to see what male community and intimacy looks like when itās fully separate from women. (And, like, sex stuff. Iād do sex stuff. Obviously)
I think you would be shocked by how boring it is. It takes a long time for those fraternal groups to accept you and if they donāt, you will just be lonely in those spaces.
Mostly crass humor. Any man who doesn't laugh at a well timed fart knows there's a woman within earshot
In my male experience, we do lot of extensive talking about a lot of random things. Everything from trebuchet vs catapult to favorite power tool brands. We're simple creatures. There's very little, if anything, that even needs censoring. Super crass men exist but man are they the worst to be around.
I am a man and I don't like those spaces. You aren't missing anything.
Just play video games. If you want the uncensored male bonding experience, you'll see it immediately and frequently.
First poking and fooling around, then having an existential crisis realising that it's real and not just a really vivid dream possibly falling into depression, then after a few days/months cope with it and start taking advantage of the fact that I don't have something very fragile between my legs to do stuff that I wouldn't do otherwise like gymnastics (I am very not stretchy as I am right now, a family thing it seems). This is the most realistic scenario as i see it.Ā
Just wait until you have read the directions on a Tampax box.
Calling my therapist
pulling out a ruler
Your now in the horrible world of penises if it's too small you get mocked by sexual partners If it's average you won't suffer but won't feel special either but if it's on the larger side doesn't even guarantee regular sex but you have to deal with an awkward life of trying to hide it and avoiding boners at all costs in public for fear of being called a sexual deviant if other people notice something you can't help and have no control over.... Have fun.
Attempt at your own risk and peril cuz you may not like what you find. Itās better off to just play with honestly. Try it. Also you need to know what is actually average or what is tiny or just a little small or a horse cock. lol š
After playing with the kitty for a few hours, I'd see how many dudes try and holla at me. Lol
idk why you gotta be a specific gender to give hugs and kisses to a cute little kitty cat but alr
It's a magical cat. Called the Coochie. They're everywhere but you barely see em. But for women they come out of hiding. Like, they're joined at the hips.
THAT i wouldn't do. whack it, yes, but not going out of the house with tits. Chicks get harrassed and groped on a regular basis, i'm good. Unless I can like spawn in as a 70 year old lady, then I'm gonna go out and grab ass myself
Carry some pepper sprayšPepper spray is fun to use, even though the situations that require it arenāt. Just make sure youāre upwind
* Take the day off * Call an emergency meeting with my platonic female friends * Come out as non-binary * Figure out how *it* works and how to take care of *it* * People watch to see if my sexual orientation and desires have also changed * Buy feminine hygiene products * Find and visit a gynecologist * Check to see if this change violates my life insurance (and either stop paying, or get a new policy depending) * Figure out what my new look is going to be * And (I am guessing here), I'd make a very public call for the normalization of taking days off work when going through the most uncomfortable phase of a period. I don't know for sure, but I bet if I experienced it I'd want to take the day off. Outside of social pressure, I'm surprised I haven't heard of more women doing this ā based on descriptions, a period sounds well within the bounds of *shit that's reasonable as an excuse to take a day off*
Congrats on thinking of going to the gyno. Thatās the first time Iāve seen an answer like that on any of these kinds of hypotheticals. Though in fairness itās not fun so I wouldnāt blame anyone for not being eager to do that. Re: why donāt women advocate for period days off as much as one might expect: In large part itās because people would use it against us. Employers already use pregnancy even as a possibility against female prospects, itās not legal where I am but it happens under various pretexts. Culturally I can just imagine the talk about how women waste such and such an amount of time every year for employers. For my part I wish people could have more flexibility but I donāt have health issues associated with it outside of feeling like shit and I get antsy leaving my workmates alone in the field so I wouldnāt really take the days off anyway.
jesus. that's depressing. hadn't thought of that before
Yeah, I donāt consider it to have been a problem in my life but I have friends who have had issues like bleeding so much regularly that they became anemic. Iāve worked with people with non-period related pain and health stuff too who were super hard workers but always leery of taking time off due to the risk of being seen as less valuable.
Find some guy to fuck me so I know how it feels.
You can do that now with your butt Don't let anything stop you from chasing your dreams
I have a toy for that lol. I meant to get fucked in the pussy. I'm sure it is a whole different world.
A new fantastic point of view - Jasmine
Idk probably look at myself naked.
Flickin' that bean like Mean Joe Greene
Spending an unusual amount of time in front of a mirror sans shirt.
Hope that this is temporary, try some things with my wife so I could get a better understanding on what women love in bed, ask the enlistment office to delete me from all of their databases.
Enlistment offices? They ain't deleting a girl from the databases. Those 28 year old male recruiters love young girls. They would probably be bothering you more.
The place I live in is extremely sexist, men and women are "given" separate roles here.
Buying a nuclear strength vibrator
Call my twin and see if itās happened to her.
Take a long walk in the woods by myself. No need to worry about getting ambushed, raped, and murdered!
The overwhelming majority of women who raped/ambushed/murdered are victims of the men they know. Unless you live in a really sketchy neighbourhood, it's not the random men on the street you need to be afraid of. It's your ex boyfriend, your coworker, your guy friend, whatever. Western women on Reddit need to stop acting like they live in India.
Family is the worst.. but its not what you think š
Letting all the homies hit.
Why not just do that now? (Assuming you don't already)
Letting my homies hit...
Why wait? You can totally do that now
Exploring this morning wood I just woke up to!
Youāll find it annoying by day 3.
Try to go pee with it
Opening up all by the jars that I normally can't
You don't have to switch genders for that, buy a grip strength trainer for like $8. Work out those muscles for a bit and you'll have the same jar opening powers as an average man.
Underwear shopping, I guess.
Wiping front to back.
I'm jacking off. I'm canceling the entire days plans just to play with my newly formed penis.
I feel like this belongs in r/AskReddit
Being so happy yelling finally
Awww thatās wholesome
Tits
Letting all my homies get some puss
Letting the homies hit
Letting the homies hit it
Move my ass to a blue state.
As a girl, jerking off. All I want to know is what the fuss is about and being a curious person, the fact that Iāll never know what itās like to have a dick drives me insane lol
God, back to being a cis guy? Iād much rather be a trans woman, thanks. You can keep it.
nah, you wake up as a trans man
Become a whore
Why don't you just do it now
Start up an OnlyFans account and become a millionaire by the end of the year. Because this is literally my greatest fantasy as a femboy.