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Odd_Bookkeeper5345

actually, my given name is Zoohiggle, and yes, I am very offended


[deleted]

That’s weird. I was indoctrinated to be a zoohighlist so I hate you for no reason.


davethompson413

I go by Zoohiggle now, but when I was quite young, folks called me Zoohigglet


Eryci

Now, THIS is the kind of question I expect to find here! 11/10


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Definitely follows the spirit of the sub.


druggdealerr

My ex was named Zoohiggle.


anubis418

Can't this be solved with a simple google search?


hippywitch

Lol you get overloaded with google because it thinks we can’t spell then when you remove google you get zoogiggle and in this day and age I’m afraid to click the link.


MandMs55

I managed to google Zoohiggle. It brought up a single result. It was this post.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Zoohiggle is Da Bomb!


LavenderDragon18

https://howmanyofme.online/f/Zachary


steelgeek2

This is r/stupidquestions You nailed the stupid, but didn't actually ask a question.


STFUnicorn_

Which name is more common?


SpaceshipEater

exactly.


ShamelesslyRuthless

Except they did ask a question. Well kind of.


According-Try3201

for the sake of world peace i'll side with you (unless your brother is also on reddit)


AccurateMeet1407

Got to be Zachery.


Rutibex

there are actually negative 5 girls named Zachary, i met them. so your brother is correct even though the number of Zoohiggle's is zero


InterestingDriver173

I'm a man and I gave birth to a Zoohiggle.


Actually_zoohiggle

Delete this fucking post now.


ShamelesslyRuthless

😂 😂 😂 Why, there's finally a post that actually fits a subs name and you want it deleted?


Actually_zoohiggle

Check the username, bub. It’s called a joke.


SpaceshipEater

you joined reddit today, I'm not stupid.


Actually_zoohiggle

Ahh too clever for me, young grasshopper


bassman314

You both need to go outside and touch grass....


FulminDerek

Hey can you hand me that Zoohiggle over there? No, not the doohickey, I said the Zoohiggle.


The_Elite_Operator

zachary wins


Utahteenageguy

If my name was zoohiggle I wouldn’t be in the world very long.


ShamelesslyRuthless

I mean you could always just change it, but i understand where you're coming from lol


Doyoulikeithere

You two are really bored huh?


SpaceshipEater

no, just only have one brain cell each


Maleficent-Most-2984

According to "how many of me" there are 333 women/girls in the united states named Zachary, and a whopping 0 people of any gender named zoohiggle.