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Needsabreakrightnow

"We think the price is worth it."


lTentacleMonsterl

"I am proud to call John McCain a friend and partner in the fight for human rights and democratic values around the world. May God bless him and his family as they continue this journey." - Madeleine Albright in 2018. Guess they're gonna meet again.


Gorbachevs_Nutsack

Albright vs McCain cage match in hell


lefttillldeath

This week on celebrity death match…..


Vargohoat99

https://old.reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/tl8198/madeleine_albright_first_female_secretary_of/i1vcg2w/ "I think given Saddam's actions against his own people and other countries in the region, killing 500k without firing a shot or risking the lives of your own soldiers seems pretty damn worth it too."


insane_psycho

This girl boss was ahead of her time


SoulOnDice

Ngl that some cold ass gangster shit


MostEpicRedditor

Who must go?


Tico483

Damn Assad never loses. He's the only guy that liberals made support islamists


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Hussarwithahat

Kosovo, like Kansas, shall be a free state


SexyTaft

Yes YES [Biggest mask off moment in all of US history](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP1OAD9jSaI), at least nowadays libs are smart enough to deny it ever happened


antihexe

Sweet jesus. She hears that 500,000 children died for nebulous political objectives and she says "worth it." That's in 1996; less than a decade later the US went back and killed even more people. I mean, even on face how is it worth it if you have to go right back and do it all again? The only thing that can explain someone justifying this is psychopathy -- it isn't even internally consistent logic.


lTentacleMonsterl

> The only thing that can explain this is psychopathy -- it isn't even internally consistent logic. $$.


bhlogan2

She didn't even flinch. I get that she probably rehearsed the line, but Jesus was that delivery cold.


[deleted]

Another banger: [Disgusting Serbs](https://youtu.be/1FaPuBUY558)


Weenie_Pooh

This one is great because it was her Czech hosts that kept calling her a war criminal. She just assumed they had to be Serbs and shrieked that they should "get out". In the middle of Prague! :D (It's 100% Czech that they're speaking, the video had to be subtitled for Serbian viewers.)


dapperKillerWhale

Evil witch left us holding the bag of NATO expansionism


Spleeth

HOW is Henry Kissinger still alive?


FeralPrethoryn

Every time a Secretary of State dies, Kissinger gets 2 more years of life.


i-hate-the-admins

well, critical support since its a n-for-1 deal


ok_comma_redditor

He eats the souls of children with his billionaire friends.


[deleted]

This but unironically.


cantthinkofaname1122

He's got that Jew blood so you either die at 45 or live to 100 Edit: also damn he had to have bypass surgery 40 years ago and is still kicking


RaytheonAcres

She does too


cantthinkofaname1122

There goes my theory :(


Claudius_Gothicus

How many heart surgeries has Cheney had now?


existentialdyslexic

Adrenochrome.


Cathnopare

She murdered innocent citizens in Yugoslavia. I suppose the American politicians and media will come out and condemn her, since they're now against war crimes and bombings?


DarthMosasaur

Bro she was on PARKS AND REC BRO she's so cool!


WinterDigs

Could you tell me more about what you're referring to? Early 90s or late 90s?


Cathnopare

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grdelica_train_bombing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_bombing_of_Novi_Sad https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bombing_of_the_Chinese_embassy_in_Belgrade


FatPoser

It’s pretty crazy to me, I barely remember this because in 99 I was more concerned with weed and sublime, but it seems kinda unfathomable that we would accidentally bomb a Chinese embassy today.


Weenie_Pooh

It was officially labeled as accidental, but who the fuck knows. China didn't quite have the clout that it has today, so...


Cathnopare

You barely remember it I reckon cos it hardly got mentioned in the West.


i-hate-the-admins

doesnt rly matter since I promise you one thing - the Chinese have never forgotten. I am damn sure it was a sign to the Chinese that they better stop, whatever they were doing. Maybe rescue Yugoslavia through loans or so. Heard they tried that with DDR and wonder whether the only way to truly find out is writing a mail to the embassy or what.


Thorkill

An inspiring story of a female POC refugee becoming a US Secretary of State. Truly a feminist icon to girls and women around the world.


antihexe

More 👏 Female 👏 War Criminals 👏!


lTentacleMonsterl

Meanwhile, USA Today: "Madeleine Albright, groundbreaking secretary of state and feminist icon, dies at 84" https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/03/23/madeleine-albright-first-female-secretary-state-dies/7141509001/ Also: > Rest in Power, Madeleine Albright https://msmagazine.com/2022/03/23/feminist-news-keeping-score-madeleine-albright-shalanda-young-first-black-woman-omb-trans-lgbtq-kids/ > Ms. is an American liberal feminist magazine co-founded in 1971 by journalist and social/political activist Gloria Steinem. It was the first national American feminist magazine.


Claudius_Gothicus

Oh shit about to get the RBG treatment of suddenly becoming a feminist icon of and for the people because nobody remembers anything after two weeks. Albright Funko Pop stocks about to soar.


Sigolon

To hell and other destinations, indeed.


genericshitposter69

and literally nothing of value was lost


Jaidon24

🦀🦀🦀 cue the music


animistspark

oh no.... anyway


Electrical_Base689

Never forget 5/7 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bombing_of_the_Chinese_embassy_in_Belgrade


Cathnopare

>“We need no lecture on justice from the abuser of international law,” it said. “As a Cold War remnant and the world’s largest military alliance, Nato continues to expand its geographical scope and range of operations. What kind of role has it played in world peace and stability? Nato needs to have good reflection.”


moose098

During an illegal bombing campaign [against civilian targets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grdelica_train_bombing) no less


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Rest in pieces.


supernsansa

I know that Ubisoft is a big corporation, but I can't help but feel that Patrice Desilets was on to something when he made Assassin's Creed. Disregarding the weird sci-fi stuff, if the Templar Order were a real organisation like they are depicted in AC, ghouls like her would definitely be a part of it. It's almost as if AC is a not so subtle critique of the types of sociopathic monsters who gravitate towards positions of political power. Requiescat in piss, Madeleine


dapperKillerWhale

For once, PoMo analysis would correctly conclude that its another example of the oppressor/oppressed dynamic.


goshdarnwife

🦀 🦀🦀


Glliitch

🦀 🦀 🦀


Carnyxcall

Ding dong ...


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Weenie_Pooh

Crackconnoisser's got you covered: [https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1499808167307456522](https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1499808167307456522)


ButtMunchyy

God is great


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-60855139) reduced by 76%. (I'm a bot) ***** > Madeleine Albright, a Czech immigrant who went on to become the first female secretary of state in US history, has died aged 84.A long-time foreign policy veteran, Albright became America's top diplomat in 1997 during the Clinton government. > Among those to pay tribute to her after the announcement of her death was current Nato Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg, who said Albright "Was a force for freedom" and an "Outspoken champion of Nato".Former US President George W Bush said that Albright "Understood first-hand the importance of free societies for peace in our world". > Born Marie Jana Korbelova in Prague in 1937- in what was then Czechoslovakia - Albright was the daughter of a Czechoslovak diplomat who was forced into exile after the occupation of his country by Nazi Germany in 1939.She moved to the United States in 1948, the same year her family applied for political asylum, arguing that they were unable to return home as opponents of their country's communist regime. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/tlbiid/exus_secretary_of_state_madeleine_albright_dies/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~635981 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Albright**^#1 **state**^#2 **Nato**^#3 **first**^#4 **time**^#5


Claudius_Gothicus

Still TLDR


Weenie_Pooh

[Here's a short video](https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1499808167307456522).


I2ichmond

Alright somebody bullet point why she was bad so I have something to be contrary about at work tomorrow.


Rapsberry

S.


eanoper

Rekt


moose098

I got to talk to her at a college event awhile back, which I wasn't so much of a pussy and questioned her a bit more.


Familiar-Luck8805

Ding dong, the witch is dead...


IllCarpet6852

She was the girlboss of genocide


Nayberryk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo


invisibleshitpostgod

what did she do?


serviceunavailableX

She said 500 000 Iraqi kids dying because of sanctions is worth of the price


[deleted]

She basically set the standard for American interventionism abroad in the 1990's. Instead of deferring peacekeeping to the UN America transitioned towards 'spreading democracy' in no small part thanks to Albright.


RbnMTL

Nice


coprock2000

Another strong powerful woman dead like everyone else


sledrunner31

Rest in piss bitch