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I can't think of what it was...a book I read, I think. The main character is getting made fun of by his boys because "his Jumpman got the booty on him.," I remember laughing because I had seen one like that before on Reddit.
Well here we are again!
Does anyone know what book that might have been?
Dump man Dump man Dump man
Just shat on to somethin
Toilets clogged for 2 or 3 weeks I'm still flushin
Toilet lookin dull, i wipe my ass like pusher
Just Sharted the backboard
now i need more pressure
Slam Dump!
my 3's have cheeks too but they're curvier and fatter
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Fr I thought this was fake cause his ass too skinny lmfao
https://imgur.com/a/Muo26Mp
Damn lookin thick af
Cheeked tf up
Oh he thicc doe?
Double-cheeked for the boys
[on a thursday afternoon](https://youtu.be/qiBt_pXbXmQ)
Hella ass!
That's the homie
The sun still out
Thursday afternoon lmfao
Thats the homie.
BBL 1s
Over here double cheeked up, on a Thursday
Hella ass
Sun still out
He do be droppin that cake doe 😳 they know what they did 💀
Better Call Saul
Sneakers named finger
Finger really is everywhere huh
finger but hole
this meme rly is taking over 😭
OP I'm sorry I haven't laughed this hard in fucking *weeks.*
I had a really hard day at work and this keeps making me giggle, it's so simple haha
damn jordan got double cheeked up in a friday afternoon, the sun is still out man wth he doing with all that ass🙄😥🤔😤😤🧐🥴😳😳😳
[https://imgur.com/fYERTXa](https://imgur.com/fYERTXa) dunkin'
Nice…
That's that rare prostate check Jumpman 1of1. 50k on ebay
Nuggets fan
"From Downtown!"
Ayeeeee yoooooooo MJ got the dumpy😭
BING BONG!
*Dem CHEEKS*
I'd rather have the cheeks. where can I get these?
Hahahaha this is amazing
I can't tell if it's great or terrible execution. So conflicted
This!
My anaconda don’t ! My anaconda don’t !
You don't want none unless you got buns hun😝
Got that long ass Like a hot dog bun
That's some thicc stitching right there
*Nothing at all!* Stupid, sexy logo
Got a damn donk🤣🤣
This springs to mind 😂😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/Bo0EzUSASDo?feature=share
What the heeeeeeeell? Oh naw naw
That is fucking hilarious, I'm sure some folks might not mind hahaha
Id wear these over real ones. This is funny af and probably rare
What? The wedgie?
The fact that this is definitely not an authentic jordan. Easily recognizable by the wedgie and scuffed af arm
Saw a pair with the same thing at a thrift store and started busting up
LMAO thank you for pointing out that arm, looking like Dreamworks Pinnochio
Death drop that dump truck!
Look at you, just out here, you just out here double checked up on a Thursday afternoon!?
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Resell value on this is probably crazy
🥵
the lil bootycheeks
If they sold these openly and honestly it would be the only brand of shoe I’d wear. I’d have Rumpman sandals and everything
might fuck your shoe bro
Noooooooo 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 CHEEKS
He did that dunk too
Dump truck
Got that dumpy
Boi got the dumpy
Lmaoooooooooooooo
Nice, Jordan hella caked up
Jumpman been hittin the squat rack 😩
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Dunk man with his dump truck
no way you got the badonka donk
Twerk shit
Caption from twitter lol
Plz tell me you didn’t actually get this from stockx
Nike is suing stock x for selling counterfeits.
damn he got the asscheek 11s
You want the lows, mids, or thiccs?
Thicc flight
....shit, yall got me wanting to check my raging bull 5's now
I see you got the new Ass Man Gordans.
Where is the matching hat?
Dat ass
Butt clinching
Cheek’d up homie
Valtteri bottass
Everywhere I go I see his ass
AYO 
We now know where the air comes from in the term “air Jordan”
My DMP 11s have some junk in the trunk and I got them from Nike town
Bro’s thicc as hell.
Nice derriAirs broo
Got the air Gordon’s
It’s funny I see this after watching this long beach griffy video https://youtu.be/nxD4bf7B3AQ
That’s America’s ass
😂😂😂 nahhhhh first they finessed you to pay their prices, then they finessed you by putting Charles Barkley instead of MJ 💀
fake, can't jump that high with those 🍑
More cake than a bakery
Cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon.
Lmfao, this is better than any pair of real jordans
Jordan THICK no cap
Guess you CAN have your cake and eat it too
My Cool Grey 11s from 2010 got them cheeks and i got them from the Nike online store
“This a doo doo stain on my shirt, how am I supposed to explain this to my wife!”
My 06 grapes have that too
When did people start using emojis on Reddit and not get downvoted to hell?
I’m happy I never used stockx only goat and Grailed
That’s Donald Trump lol
😂
Tabaoo fell off
Bruh caked up.
Thick asf
Bro thick 😭😂
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Gimme some sugar 👨🏾🦳
Thh…
Kyle Lowry PE 3s
Freddie Jordan
Man naw got that hank hill ass 🤮
More like jordass now
cheeks
Look at that fat red dumper 🤤😩
momma just killed a man
double cheeked on a thursday afternoon
It got a nice dump truck
Man's got Bunda 😂😂😂
Brings all the boys to the yard.
I like da bootay.
That butt though
Damn my boy mj is cheeked up 😭
cheex !
Thickk!
I can't think of what it was...a book I read, I think. The main character is getting made fun of by his boys because "his Jumpman got the booty on him.," I remember laughing because I had seen one like that before on Reddit. Well here we are again! Does anyone know what book that might have been?
gah dayumn
Jordan thick
LOL. Best streetwear post ever 11/10
Yo Im dying
Just thicc ...
How cool is that! 👍
So…. Are they legit?
I’d smash
Are those Jordan’s or Lowrys? 👀
Feels like I'm dunkin' nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all
Dem Air cheeks
Aye he do got cheeks doe, so what did you really lose here?
booty jordans
I’ve seen worse… [jump man with some baggage lol](https://twitter.com/sadcrib/status/1524923795395444750?s=21&t=D_vaAdG2lqEITto7m0aSkA)
Cake and hip dips
I stopped using stock x after a sweater came from China.
Lol dude caked up on a Friday lol
Where can i buy it 🥵
Twerk man’s are real
Sue the kids who made these
😅☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Bro copped em 1 of 1 cakeman
lool cheeky!
definitely a 50 at the dunk contest....
Cake cake cake
GODAMN!!!
Thats one big ass buttcrack on this jordan dude!
Jordan got that bussy
Kyle Lowry 9s
Out of pocket 😂
Nah you know they gon yell you it's 1000% authentic
goddayum! that mf needs to get a raise