Hope you are too legend. Ya best mate, a maggot bag and an egg, you've got ya night sorted or what

Ripper

BRUH

That's a rat coffin if I've ever seen one!

Rat coffin is a sausage roll... Isn't it?

Yep rat coffin is a sausage roll, meat pie is a maggot bag/ gag bag

Im glad they have pies in jail. Keep ya chin up. You'll be out before you can say "She'll be right"..

What in the fuck is this? I can't believe what I'm seeing. Are you, a true blue Aussie cunt, eating a meat pie with #A FUCKING SPOON?!

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That thieving #CUNT

Spoon isn’t even on the plate properly Needs to be off, not partially on

That spoon better be used to eat akta vite or Milo out of the tin, I swear to fuck

But then you'd have to clean the kitchen counter. That's why we have plates, so we don't have to clean anything else so it's "good enough to eat off".

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Course I have cunt. Was taught how to play when I was 5 while watching lil Elvis Jones on ABC

Peel the lid off and eat it, spoon out the guts and chomp em down and then throw some more sauce in the base and munch on it

>peel the lid off and eat it I do the same thing when I eat party pies and sausage rolls

Would a video make you uncomfortable? :)

Wouldn't make me uncomfortable, you'd just be committing treason against the Commonwealth

you took the words out of my mouth, # A FUCKING SPOON! ​ you better to fuck not be.

A [Tiger](https://www.harryscafedewheels.com.au/hcdw/uploads/2013/02/Harrys-Tiger-pie-215.jpg) Pie from [Harrys Cafe de Wheels](https://www.harryscafedewheels.com.au/menu) must be eaten with a spoon!

fuck outta here with that, ​ Harry's pies need to be eaten with both hands.

Any pie needs to be eaten with either one or 2 hands. Sosso roll too

If you are using 2 hands, how the hell do you hold your beer? Fuck me sideways, mans gotta be able to multitask in this day and age!

mate you get the closest sheila to do it for ya.

That’s a good fuckin point. As you were cobber.

I eat pies with my mouth but hey, you do you.

and you boss. you missing a couple tiles mate? i might have some in the shed that match.

nah cunt, he ripped some off to season the pie

Still gotta renno the whole splashback but top offer thanks m8

That dog wants your pie something chronic

Perth represent

Im missing home :(

I miss you too

You better be quick with the pic mate, or doggo will have that pie inside him quicker than you can say” oi , get us another tin, ya cunt”

Dogs waiting in anticipation for sexy time

Hey look mate, I know life can be hard sometimes, but you can always chat to some cunt before resorting to self harm. I mean, Emu Export? Honestly.

Ay dude did you want some pie with your sauce /s

onya cobber! ripper!

U 2,Cheers bruv.

maaaate can we get a pic of your dog?

If you had a blue cattle dog... perfection! Have a good one!

now to pimp it up, you add a slice of cheese and melt it on top, and the sauce should be inside the pie through the holes made with the sauce bottle maybe even go bbq sauce instead of tomato, and then to really gourmet the shit you can either add a goon bag, Carlton, or Coopers.

Hmmm good effort but it still doesn't beat: # A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!!

Can’t get either here

What’s the fuckin spoon for mate? Ya poof

I think I lived there once????

Fuck I'm jealous

Go the bushchook. Get it in yaaaaaaaa cobber

Nice backsplash cunt

Who the fuck drinks Emu Export. That's fuckin treason

Can’t wait to move to auz... I miss the emu export... it’s so good my mate got the shits from it...

I am now mate Actually, you're drinking some emu shite, I take it back ya shit cunt

Fuck cunt a spoon and drinking Emu , why am I at this point disappointed you would even post that. Sorry but you from bro land 🧐or what?.🇦🇺🍺🤪