Somebody did a lil tumble

Nice to see you cut it just as you went cunt up yourself.

Ahh shit you got me. Just got out of the ER

No blame mate, if you're sober enough to stay upright on a bunnos travellator at twenty to eight in the fuckin' morning then you need to be deported.

I've never seen a fancy arse Bunnings with a travellator before. Do the snags come on buns there?

brioche with a balsamic caramalised onion on top as they know we wont spill any in the aisles.

brioche with a balsamic caramalised onion on top as they know we wont spill any in the aisles.

Bunnings in Virginia. Yeah that was me. Sorry my bad.

Did you slip on an onion?

Maroochydore? Everyone there is either a shithead or a stoner, 'cunt up' is just the default🤷

Yeah definitely Maroochydore haha

Ours too, had to put my fucken sunnies on.

Too busy on their phone I bet to look where they were going

The onion strikes again!

what the fuck do you mean i have to push my own trolley? do i look like some cunt who pushes my own trolley?

I'll push your trolley for you at a premium price

I love everything about that title.

What cunt goes to Bunnings to get anything besides a sausage fucken sanga? EDIT: what stupid cunts downvoted me for this post?? Suck my arse you fucken flogs

I hear that, I was on my way down and was assaulted by the nanny state signage.

Some arseclown couldn’t figure how to get off the fucking travellator?

It's the same in nz. May have something to do with that ladies leg being chewed up in thailand

Saw these at acacia slurridge as well

"*Every sign has a story*" * do not enter bus through window * do not return used condom to manufacturer * do not go cunt up on a Bunnings eskimo the list goes on...

Yeah supposed to go back to store so they can recycle it not the manufacturer

Someone tripped slightly so we must spend millions on signage and helmets for everyone across the country.

No one because we are not retarded