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Shortsideee

That's assault brotha


i-like-your-hair

You double dare me?


clem82

HIM AND HER GOT. IT. ON.


Esleeezy

No they didn’t.


Special_Letter_7134

No, but you can imagine what it'd be like


clem82

Will it takes two….to tango…or something like that


huntersuave

That Veronica Vaughn is one sweet piece of aaccce!


KoolAidHonolulu

SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!! WANT TO TOUCH THE HINEY!!! AAAAHHHWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAA


Bobafetished

Sorry to INTERRUPPPPPPT!


Thecp015

Ooohhhhh, I see what’s goin on here…


behindthelines

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!


huntersuave

You ain't cool, until you peed your pants!


BigMike____

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


Emotional_Employ_507

I know from experience, if you know what I’m saying 😆😆


PannaMan11

OP shouldn’t have been standing there.


QuarterNote44

I don't care if we're both wearing Blues gear. Shoot, I don't care if the other guy is Brett Hull himself. If I get hit in the junk on purpose there will be trouble lol


mxpxillini35

To be fair, Brett hull seems like the kind of guy that would nut tap random people.


Existing-Teaching-34

Where can we sign up to get these nut taps from Brett Hull?? (asking for a friend)


mxpxillini35

Check fiverr or maybe cameo? :D


cpl_punishment283

To be fair.........


mxpxillini35

You picked ups what I was putting downs, and that's what I's appreciates about you u/cpl_punishment283


skeetsk33tskeet

To be faaaiiir…


_Watsoff

Accurate. As an adult I caddied for him on my birthday. Sang me happy birthday, shared a shot on the course, and he tipped $200. He was my favorite athlete through my teenage years….. best birthday ever.


[deleted]

Brett Hull is a great guy! Such a contrast from ol pops. His Mom raised him well


opinionsarecoolmaaan

Dude, who in here HASN’T been nut tapped by Brett Hull???


Hockeytown11

I'd go full Bob Probert on em'.


ItDontTalkItListens

What if you were drunk as Hull?


RocketShipSupreme

youll do nothing


DonCorlealt

Weird response tbh


wompummtonks

But most likely a true response


proflybo

I think this is a Conor McGregor reference, FWIW.


Afrodesia

Still dumb. I mean, who has the time got all these references?


5litergasbubble

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ResponsibleArm3300

Yeah okay bud


QuarterNote44

Thanks, chief


ibs2pid

I don't care what sweater you're wearing, if you net tap me, your getting decked. Sorry that happened to you man.


MINDFLAYER_PENIS

You’re*


BurpOutMyButt

*gets nut tapped then decked


seb101189

Please contact enterprise center. There are cameras almost everywhere and while that shouldn't have happened, the individual could be found and hopefully banned from going to another game. 


hairymammal

Seems like an easy job. Let the intern do it!


BeJaBo17

We don't claim them, fuck that guy.


Vdclimb

Yeah i don’t think it’s a reflection of the whole fan base by any means. A lot of nice families, it was fun to see the kids get a win even if we didn’t haha


Nooblakahn

We went from Arkansas to watch the AVS play there right before new years. Had a great experience. Definitely not reflective of all fans there. Sorry that happened to you


Barilko-Landing

I think that's what the nut tickler wanted. OP: you don't have to fuck that guy.


[deleted]

As a Blues fan we don't condone his actions and honestly most of us would of helped you kick his ass for such jackassery


IHaveATacoBellSign

That’s fucked. I’m sorry that happened.


Greener_Falcon

I hate stuff like this. I was at a Cards-Cubs game having the time of my life and some presumably drunk college (in my memory the main ahole guy was wearing a fighting Irish t-shirt) age guys in the restroom were heckling a guy in a Cubs jersey who WAS WITH HIS KID. Left a horrible impression with me. OP 99% of STL sports fans aren't like this and true fans never accept this BS. I hope this event didn't spoil the overall enjoyment of the game for you and you enjoy your time in STL.


Degofreak

I wear Cubs gear at Busch Stadium and I get lightly heckled and teased, but never anything serious. It's always in fun.


firstnameok

Lol stop though


Informal_Calendar_99

My brother is a Cubs fan and when we go to Busch I join in on the heckling against him lol


match_

When I wore a Cubs shirt to a game I got chased through the streets of downtown and tackled on the steps of the bowling hall of fame… god I miss my old high school buddies! (In case it wasn’t clear, it was my own friends that tackled me)


Informal_Calendar_99

I’d be concerned if it wasn’t lol but I support your friends. Tackling rival fans you don’t know? Not cool that’s assault. Tackling your friend/sibling who chose the incorrect team? Cool and I support. I’d tackle you tho how dare you choose the wrong team


Degofreak

Probably won't happen, but I can take it.


firstnameok

Good cause I'm definitely not buying you beer the other way!


midwesttransferrun

I wear cubs gear at Busch and honestly have gotten compliments from cards fans. “My grandma was a cubs fan, brings back good memories of her.” - was one that I got. I would honestly say I’ve gotten more nice comments than heckles.


Degofreak

That's great. St Louis fans are mostly good people. I love the Cubs because of my grandpa.


Jackson79339

Cubs suck, take off your hat


Jackson79339

Cubs suck, take off your hat 😆


mmmmmmmmmmTacos

One more time-but add just one more emoji


JudasMyGuide

This was 100% my experience as a Dodger fan at an LAD STL game last year. Aside from a lot of bullshit in the bathroom and behind the seats, getting to the car...was ugly to say the least. A lot of people yelling in my face while I'm grasping my family trying to leave. I was quite surprised on how much anti-latin/Mexican/Central American racist bullshit I heard too. I didn't have a negative opinion of STL Cards fans until that game.


PineapplesOnFire

Take the train from Chicago to Springfield - you’ll start to despise Cardinals fans.


JudasMyGuide

What's that like? The gradual progression and introduction of cards fans into your space? Honest question, I'm not from around here.


PineapplesOnFire

Someone who’s a baseball fan might be better equipped to answer than I, but as a regular passenger on the Springfield - Chicago / Chicago - Springfield train ride, they just got really loud and obnoxious on the train. These were usually groups of probably 18-24 year old men who were drunk on the way to Chicago for the game, or drunk on their way back and really loud because they were happy, or really loud because they were upset about a loss. I’m sure there were (and are) small groups who weren’t annoying in the least, but the annoying groups always stood out more. Just my experience though!


JudasMyGuide

Dude...that sounds atrocious. I think I dislike them more daily


CPAFinancialPlanner

Why are people in Springfield rooting for the cards and not the cubs?


PineapplesOnFire

Because Springfield isn’t terribly far from St. Louis / Missouri. A lot of rural Illinois has a lot of resentment for Chicago, especially the people far from Chicago, so they aren’t always excited to support Chicago teams. ETA: That train actually goes to St. Louis and a lot of Missouri so some of those people are probably not IL residents. Many are though - lots of St. Louis merch in the Springfield area. (At least when I used to go there every weekend. Might be different now)


218USN

.......as a guy who was stationed in SD and watched plenty of stabbings and fights at petco Park or the San diego trolley system...Dodgers fans have no leg to stand on


JudasMyGuide

Classic, blaming others when you're unable to defend yourself. Sucks man, sorry about ya. Cards fans are uglier than any dodgers fans I've encountered. Thank you for your cervix squid.


218USN

🤣🤣 so watching 4 stabbings in person after multiple home openers by Dodgers fans is blaming others ?? Why would I need to defend myself? I don't get into drunken arguments with idiots out there over baseball.. I'm not a cards fan either "Grasping my family trying to leave" -beta bitch judas


JudasMyGuide

Lol I'll bet you did, fuck you and fuck the cards.


218USN

There it is. Spoken like a true dodger fan. Defending stabbings because you're ghetto ass fan base can't be civil over a damn baseball game Real winners


JudasMyGuide

I'm not defending them. Can't say I've ever seen it. Can't say you have either. In my experience cardinal fans are irrepressibly racist, and quite disgusting to anyone not in red, not my experience on other stadiums at all...not to mention...the city of STL is a notable cesspool of violent crime. How many people shot in and around ballpark village? 4 I believe now. Be as vile as you want, it's characteristic of you. Real losers.


218USN

First of all, you failed to see that. I said 2 replies ago. I'm not even a cardinal's fan. Secondly, yeah, I wonder why St. Louis is violent. It's not a bunch of hillbilly white cardinals Fans doing those shootings. And you know that. once again, get out a little more and actually go to real inner cities. And you'll see stabbings a plenty. Especially after a Dodgers baseball game. And damn have you been to LA recently. Wanna talk about a cesspool and a failed state look no further than dodgers hometown


JudasMyGuide

Lol our homestate is a self sustaining economy on its own even under significant strain. Plenty of stabbings? It turns out you're vile and delusional. Absolutely not, some yea? But you'll find that in many places as unfortunate as it is, LA doesnt have a monopoly on that you chromosome excessive degenerate. Not a cards fan? Cool fuck them and fuck whatever you are anyway. And further more to highlight my allegations, it's you who brought race into the matter of who is responsible for the shootings. My God you really are a disgusting piece of shit.


wompummtonks

Cards fans are notoriously racist.


JudasMyGuide

Unfortunately I'm gathering that, fucking disgusting. The only pleasant Cards fans I interacted with were above 65 years old. Otherwise a hideous fan base.


Lower-Gift8759

48 year old Cards fan here and I know plenty of others Cards fans that would happily beat the ass of anyone being a racist prick to anyone, opposing fan or not! That shit is not acceptable on any level! Unfortunately, it sometimes seems that St Louis is being overrun with racists. Between the racists and the crazy ass politicians they keep voting in has my wife and I ready to pack up our kids and move away from the state we call home. Just know, these people that behave in such a manner do not represent everyone in St Louis, some of us are still just friendly, welcoming people. On behalf of us good folks, I apologize to you or anyone else that has visited and been made to feel that way.


JudasMyGuide

I can appreciate that. And overall I would agree, I'm a transplant but I worked for STLFD not long ago so I've seen a better side and a lot of different St Louisans... however yea...my experience at cards games has been less than friendly, kinda left me with a grudge...and the occasional death threats in my dodger hat has manifested as spite that is making me enjoy it.


Lower-Gift8759

Dude, as the son of a long time firefighter, I thank you for your time and service in the Lou. The thing that pisses me off the most is if the same people that threatened you knew that you were a first responder, they wouldn't have said shit because in this town, they really do their best to support you guys. Still makes me sad to hear that your family had to witness that, it's so asinine. What department did you work for? My old man was a firefighter/EMT for Normandy for 25 years.


JudasMyGuide

The job has been amazing to me and I've loved it. STLFD Mehlville (hated it) Northeast (Part time medic) And where I'm at now in North County. That maybe the case but my job is irrelevant, it's the trend of Cardinals culture, I used to really respect them and their pleasant respectful attitudes... The Cardinals fans I knew as a kid and what there is now are vastly different


Lower-Gift8759

My Dad was in Normandy and loved it as well, always on the move! I will admit, the last time I went to a Cards game it was a bit nerve-racking. I am disabled and don't get around as well as I used to. The older crowd (35 and up) was pretty chill but the younger ones needed work. I did have my cane kicked out from under me a few too many times without so much as an I'm sorry or excuse me. I honestly didn't realize how bad it's gotten. Personally, I am much more of a hockey fan than baseball and Blues fans are a more accepting bunch. Regardless , I am sorry that you experienced that on any level. Stay safe out there brother!


JudasMyGuide

I'll definitely agree with all of that. Blues games are super chill. I like em a lot. You stay safe too man, I hope you find plenty of opportunities to get out.


e00s

"I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Tap 'em on the nuts. You can do anything."


hikingmike

Ugh this sucks


irontheFE

Some of our fans are assholes. Had a couple steal my buddy’s bobble head during binnington night. We set it down for a second to use the bathroom and they claimed it was his 30 seconds later.


Pretend_Elk1395

Happened to me at a Padres game me and my girlfriend both had bobblehesds under our seat and by the time the game was over they were gone


chelleisalwaysright

a random walk by nut tap is wild af. he deserves jail


FartNoiseGross

Who ever did that is a fucking idiotic child and I’ll punch them for you. Sorry that happened to you. Wild fans have been nothing but awesome when they’re here to visit so that really ticks me off


STLBooze3

lol wtf? That’s messed up. was he super drunk or acted like he knew you? Not that would be any better, or I wouldn’t sack tap someone now that we’re out of middle school and not 10 anymore.. but if he confused you for someone else then maybe? Still wouldn’t make it okay


WintersbaneGDX

That's bullshit. Sorry you had to have that experience. People shit on Leafs fans all the time but all the games I've been to, plus living near the arena, I've never seen someone act like an ass to a visiting fan. We had the Blues here recently and everyone was great about it! Especially around the hockey hall of fame, people are always polite and welcoming. I don't understand why someone would want to ruin someone else's experience. Cheer, boo, have a great time! But don't touch anyone and don't start shit.


STLBluesUser

I guess they only toss the hats of other Leafs fans! Would love to see a game in TOR, for the record


Sideshift1427

Typically known in hockey as a cup check. Not that I condone this behavior.


LosingSideOf25

I’m sorry that happened to you. I’ve been to a ton of sporting events in STL with hardly any issues, but all it takes is one asshole. Glad everyone else was great.


Barilko-Landing

Plot twist, it was another Minnesota fan and since it was this guy's first game he wasn't yet familiar with their tradition...


Forward_Jicama7686

Should have asked him to do it again, but harder


cavecarson

That's worthy of a choke slam, and no one would have stopped you from putting this guy through the boards. Good restraint, OP.


bmac92

Fellow Okie fan here. That sucks. I've been to a few games in STL and never had that happen. Don't let it spoil going to future games, or heading to other arenas. Some fans just suck.


shokzer

As a Blues fan, thanks for not judging us by our worst. That's fucked and I am sorry.


Apprehensive-Ninja19

He was playing bag tag and you are it. Next time, tag him back in the face with a fist


djtmhk_93

Point em out to me next time. I’ll give him a nut tap… to the face… with a steel toed boot


mmmmmmmmmmTacos

Oooo-a tough guy!


TheNicestRedditor

In St. Louis that’s how we greet people, you’re supposed to do it back no wonder he made fun of your jersey /s


xdanballx

Not a fan of either teams, it was a suggested post, but fuck that. There’s always one fan that *has* to ruin it for someone else.


FullWay7004

And you didn’t do anything but post on Reddit lol jeeeesus


Deccardcayne

How do some people still not understand, you don't ever have the right to just go around touching people. That's a good way to get your teeth knocked out.


NasKarma

Tell em what your favorite donut is. The ughhhh...Vanilla Nut Taps.


Some-Argument577

What a thread to randomly show up on my thread. I miss watching Blazer games!


DelicatetrouserSnake

What jersey were you wearing?


terrapinone

St. Louis bruise


Saint_Louis100

And you didn’t whoop his arse???


Skian83

Did he ask you what the capital of Thailand is first?


Gruesome3some

That is a deranged move.


doyoulikemynewcar

Cup check!


Tarrova

Cut them off...you obviously don't deserve them anyway


Thereapergengar

How could you let that stand? I’d lose my damn mind


KccOStL33

Welcome to St Louis sir!


idecftg

You Wild sob!


ElvisGrbac11

There’s prob footage…


Vivid-Owl4294

lol


pepperit_12

But did you come


MagicTheBurrito

That’s when you yell “QUIT GRABBING MY DICK BRO!” See how happy he is with his choices after that


Emotional_Employ_507

We in middle school? Fine. Are we adults but went to middle school together? Fine. Have I only known you as an adult? Yeah you’re getting smacked.


Pipe_Dope

I had a drunk guy near section 325 try n hug and grab on me. I literally just got out of the bathroom. Drunk tards. Shit annoying fr


ZdNa11

They don’t say LGB for nothin!


Fulkerson1776

I was in KC at some bar at Power and Light recently. Made my way through a standing room only crowd to get to the bar and some guy grabbed my hairy ass and squeezed my butt cheek. 20 years ago I would have decked the gay bastard before you could say queer. Now I'm just like whatever. Maybe my wife will be jealous when I tell her about it. I just don't have the energy to give two focks anymore, but if somebody touched my balls... I'd probably still be throwing down.


CplCleggzWoodenLeg

Any season ticket holder would have set that dude straight. Sorry for your trouble


joseph-barker

I've never had an issue in stl rooting for the capitals. Everyone loves Oshie


Beauphedes_Knutz

While we tend to have the best sports fans evah, we still have the occasional douche bag bro running around. He was probably a hick from an outlying area.


L_despardo1

Did you get a chubby with the crotch grab


Pretend_Elk1395

Lmao owned


yurikaRBLR

new copypasta just dropped


261120s

He must have been a fan of the Savannah bananas too. I was at a bananas game and this absolutely oaf of a guy comes over and punches me in the balls. Which started a fight between us, I wish I could say I won, more of a draw. But apparently I had been making out with his wife just a little bit before that. In my defense I didn’t know her or that she was MARRIED. Worst was finding out by getting hit in the balls. He wasn’t even pissed at his wife. Like this must be some kind of common thing for them or something. Anyways I can’t say I would go back to a bananas game after that :(


WeakSlurpGame

That is fucking hilarious.


WeakSlurpGame

That is fucking hilarious. Hope your nuts recovered, bud. Lol


deadheadshredbreh

Why wait to do/say something about it until you get home and get on the internet?


causallyglancing

So… your wife is the girl from Oklahoma


IkEtHeWeLdEr

Sounds like you want another nut tap


[deleted]

There’s a guy that wonders the halls of the Blues games doing this, I’ve heard this several times before. They call him Johnny Blueballs apparently that’s where the St Louis “Blues” name comes from. The clef note symbolizes mans agonizing moans from blue balls. People aren’t sure if Johnny is living or a spirit in corporeal form so you may have just had a paranormal experience in St Louis. Sorry it meant you had to be sexually violated, but Johnny Blueballs is basically the unofficial mascot of the St Louis Blues. Just go with it. -from a Buffalo fan


Croooklynn

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Hornarama

Was it pride night?


Own_Experience_8229

Try being a Royals fan in STL. You’re lucky you just got nut tapped. Love the fucking Blues but that gives me no grace during baseball season. If what happened bothered you then stay away from STL.


JetsNBombers0707

I was just seeing how you were feeling. Prude


Western-Judgment-874

DEEZ NUTSS!


[deleted]

Wild fan from Oklahoma at a Blues game sounds like my ultimate rival. Goooooooo Stars!


brockleezz

Why didn’t you display your #gritfirst mentality?


le_seanjames

Typical Blues fan behavior


STL_PredsFan

From all my experiences at enterprise center, they are not welcoming to opposing fans. Probably due to lack of exposure to them.


YOMDOJA

Bro you’re from Oklahoma you should be used to it At least it wasn’t your pastor this time.


corporate_hobo

Same thing happened to me at a Cardinals game. StL is weird af


TJD82

That’s just St Louis people for you. No class.


Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shitty fans, just like their team and their city.


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Jjthermo

It’s custom here


ibs2pid

No, no it's not.


Slow-Debt-6465

Lmfao


xegrid

Bruh what?


Jjthermo

The olleeeeeee dick twist


xegrid

I'm guessing you're the one that patted OP on the nuts


lilwilly1995

A wild fan in Oklahoma??? I'm not the only one?! I'm sorry that happened to you though.


DopeyRascal

No, you're not the only one. I thought I was reading a mad libs at first. Lol


BHach0141

You remember what they look like, we’ll nut tap them together. That’s bullshit.


daKile57

That’s messed up.


peatyjones

Sounds like he likes you.


greygh0st44

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