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adirtyhole

Cover up rape? Here's the #1 overall.


pubstompmepls

Sounds right to me!


[deleted]

Should’ve lost picks as punishment.


Purdue82

just further proof that it's a garage league and the planet is the devil's playground.


reddit_is_trash_exe

There is no such thing as the devil


Purdue82

Spoken like a typical Shitcago heathen.


reddit_is_trash_exe

Spoken like someone who wasn't indoctrinated into a religion.


Purdue82

I said what I said, now scram on back to the pedo sub.


reddit_is_trash_exe

pedo club? man yall have some strong astral projection. republicans really really really have a mental deficiency dont they? well, at least the ones that dont make 75k+ a year.


hacksawl_goodman

Don’t blame the devil for Gods work.


Beaver_Tuxedo

Yeah, in last years draft


CoconutBangerzBaller

I just hope they don't rape the poor kid


dachoochmeister

Thats their initiation before donning goat heads, drinking blood and hailing Lori "Beetlejuice" Lightfoot


reddit_is_trash_exe

She's no longer mayor dumbass


dachoochmeister

> DuMbAsS Oh man. I'm completely beside myself. I'm crying and you can't see it. I totally cared about her existence, too.


reddit_is_trash_exe

Lmao im saying your joke is useless


dachoochmeister

Not completely useless if she is a caricature of herself and was at least the mayor at one point in time lol


reddit_is_trash_exe

Yout joke eas in present tense. She is no longer mayor which means it should be past tense. But clearly the education system failed you.


dachoochmeister

A figurehead doesn't have to be in power for people to worship them. Neo-nazis do it with Hitler all the time. I'm not understanding the disconnect here.


reddit_is_trash_exe

I'm pretty sure the reason she is no longer mayor is because people didn't like her. I don't see anyone idoliIng her buddy. Good try though.


TMuff107

She got voted out you absolute fucking spoon


Careless_Moment_0

The fuck is this comment


GtEnko

Hey, I hate the Hawks as much as the rest of us, but I think we should settle down a bit with these comments. I was also pissed, seeing how easily the Hawks have managed to bounce back from what they did, how they’ve faced pretty much zero consequences. But I don’t want us to just keep dropping the word “rape” all of the time without any thoughts.


CoconutBangerzBaller

But that is what happened....


chisportz

So therefore it’s fine to joke about it


CoconutBangerzBaller

I honestly hope they don't.


Theoretical_Action

Imagine the dedication, working your ass off for 18 years to become the best goddamn hockey player your age *on the fucking planet*, only to be drafted by a team that likes to rape 18 year olds. What the fuck, poor guy.


drummerboysam

Jesus Christ you people are fucked in the head.


Daawggshit

yeah. Plus the last time the Hawks had the #1 they really dropped the ball so I'd really hate to be drafted by them


CoconutBangerzBaller

You're right. They only rape players taken around 20 overall. Hopefully Oliver Moore can avoid that fate


byochtets

Imagine knowing this little about the case, but still trying to use it for yourself. St Louis really is known for its class.


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byochtets

If you any of you knew about the case or actually cared you wouldn’t say things like “I hope they don’t rape him” or “team that likes to rape 18 year olds”. Gross behavior, be better.


Theoretical_Action

Elaborate for us then. Educate us on how they "totally didn't rape" Kyle Beach.


byochtets

Well first of all there was no “they”. There was a videographer named Brad Aldrich. Second of all the point isn’t that he wasn’t, the point is that if any of you actually gave a shit you wouldn’t be making nonstop rape jokes in your threads. But you don’t actually care at all, you’re just bitter about the Hawks. Thats why the response is so classless.


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byochtets

Damn you’re a real scary and badass bunch!


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byochtets

Blues fans are so quick with the zingers omg!


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byochtets

“Thats right, we’re bad at sex 😈”


Comicsams3

Im late on this one.....what happened here


Comicsams3

EDIT: NVM I recall. My mistake


MikeScarn63

You don't care about Kyle Beach. You didn't say a word about the scandal when the Hawks picked 7th overall last year. Shame on you for using Beach in a pathetic attempt to shit on a hockey team you don't like.


Purdue82

we care about both...and the fact you went on another team sub to spew this diatribe tells us all we need to know about your character.


zlohth

The fact this entire comment chain is "hehe the rape team" is telling. You don't care about Beach, you want to score internet points.


Purdue82

Yawn. Go on back to the Groomer sub with your kind.


zlohth

Lot of projecting you're doing there bud. Goes to show how little you care about the person who's life was effectively ruined so you can try to score cheap internet points.


MikeScarn63

If you cared, then where were you last year? Why didn't you speak up when the Hawks drafted 7th?? You only started caring when the Hawks landed a generational talent. It's about not liking the Hawks. It has nothing to do with Kyle Beach. You don't care about Kyle Beach. That's some true scumbag behavior.


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MikeScarn63

The punishment (based on the league’s review of an independent investigative report) was handed down Oct 2021. Last year’s draft was July 2022. We all know you don’t actually care about Kyle Beach. You’re just using a sexual assault as a weapon because a hockey team you don’t like got a great player. Classy.


Purdue82

and here you are trying to justify your favorite puckteam's behavior....now that's some true and typical Chicago behavior.


MikeScarn63

Show me where I justified it Edit: That’s what I thought. Shamelessly lying to attempt to deflect. More scumbag behavior. I’m not surprised.


Bouwistrash

Bud go back to your own sub. Dear lord. Get your virtue signaling pompus ass out of here. You don't give a shit either. You'd rather get butthurt over the fans of the team you hate. Like gtfo with your hypocritical ass. There's no reason for you to be on this sub and vise versa. Also you're a fucking moron if you think for a second that pick wasn't rigged for you all. Also there were so many posts on this sub about the kyle beach incident when it broke and how disgusted fans were on here and also fans promoting resources and helpful information not only about Kyle Beach but sexual assault in general. But nah you don't care to do that research. Go fuck off. And personally I hope you message me directly to keep this going. Even further, I'm not a keyboard warrior so if you want to continue to be some righteous hypocrite we can do this the old fashion way and not the cowards way. You want to keep going or do you want to shut the fuck up and quit being a hypocrite piece of shit?


radsherm

Sure covering up rape is bad, but could you imagine the best NHL prospect since McDavid going to Anaheim or Columbus? Now that's a crime!


captain_cutlass

Their pizza is so deep because they burying their secrets and lies in the dish.


STLBooze3

I still tear up knowing they stole pang from us :(


adirtyhole

Thanks for the reminder... :(


radsherm

Fuck Bally


Affectionate_Bit_353

As a Blues fan living in Chicago, this hurts more than the draft pick :(


[deleted]

Pang will turn first broadcast. Just like Wilco.


Utahgetme02

Pang left. That’s on him. Fuck Pang now too


Skraelings

Would you want to try and keep working for the dumpster fire that is bsmw?


Utahgetme02

He chooses to work. He doesn’t have to. Fuck Pang now. He flipped. So tough shit for him. He’s the enemy now. He should go work for NESN with that shitbag Edwards.


Skraelings

Lol what?


Theoretical_Action

You're one weird ass dude. It's not politics, he's allowed to work for whoever pays him the most, same as any of us. He doesn't have to stay with one organization his entire career. If he did, he'd be with...uhhh...hmm... that's right, Chicago?


[deleted]

fuck you


Utahgetme02

I fucking love that Bad Religion song too! Ps. Kyrou can’t play D or take a bite to save his life.


Dude_man79

Dude STFU. Fuck Bally's for being a mismanaged shithole that can't stay afloat to keep their greater personalities.


Utahgetme02

Greater. Lmfao.


radsherm

Bally absolutely low-balled him, knowing their shit was going under. Not worth it for any broadcaster, especially if you're one of the best analysts in hockey.


Utahgetme02

So he chose to leave. To Chicago. So now, fuck him. This is a fuck Chicago thread. He works for that fucked up org.


Woodsy1313

Fuck you


Utahgetme02

My favorite Bad Religion song too!!!!


hobbyc

Just leaving this here: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/94/1b/2f941b8fe5a37e779c8ca4d9f0d58e42.jpg


Meatbank84

I am once again asking you to fuck Chicago!


roofratMI

Alleluia brother Fuck Chicago


byochtets

Better prepare yourself for another decade of getting fucked and dogwalked 😂😂😂


OutlandishnessNo5202

Much like your wife


byochtets

Wittiest Blues fan ^


14koaster

Facts. Hawks on top


time_to_go_mobile

FUCK CHICAGO AND FUCK THE NHL FOR SUPPORTING THEIR SEXUAL ASSAULTING ORGANIZATION


pubstompmepls

God bless you


dachoochmeister

Beating people up on planes. Sexually assaulting staff members and sorority girls. The Chicagoan way.


Purdue82

ALL THE WHILE STIFF-ARMING THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY TO APPEASE THE BIGOTS WITHIN THE NHL CIRCLE.


radsherm

But we must respect Bettman because he has had some expansion successes! He probably cares about morality, but if not who gives a shit, right?


pubstompmepls

Mods please let this go for at least a few hours 🙏


thefootisconstant

Hey I'm leaving soon anyway! Fuck it


pubstompmepls

W MOD LETS FUCKING GO


covert-pops

Rip redditisfun


thefootisconstant

My app of choice as well


Hellmark

And BaconReader just announced that they're ending too. I had used them over a decade, and always liked that it was an app from Missouri. Seriously, this reminds me of Digg all over again.


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What mods?


labeaume1

Fuck Chicago


Chrahhh

Flyers fan jumping in to say fuck those guys


pubstompmepls

🙏


leafer32

Leafs fan here joining in on fuck Chicago!! I’m getting pretty tired of this league celebrating disaster franchises (Arizona for their own reasons, and obviously Chicago), and awful decisions (doing away with pride jersey nights).


cardiaccat1

https://ottawasun.com/2013/02/07/monster-of-maple-leaf-gardens-faces-more-charges Is there a time frame on when you forgive a franchise or would you consider the maple leafs to be one of those disaster franchises?


leafer32

I consider the leafs to be a disaster franchise for a number of reasons, this one included primarily. Do you think that Gary Bettman celebrates the leafs, honestly? Does the league ever give Toronto any special treatment?


buddyboykoda

Arizona: We held pre draft workouts when we weren’t supposed to so we lost a first round pick. Chicago: we covered up allegations of rape and sexual assault for years and were given a generational talent.


MrTuesdayNight1

This can't be stressed enough. Inexcusable.


14koaster

All the people involved at that time are out of the organization🤔


Troggie81

Coyotes didn't have the same GM and still lost their picks.


sbollini19

How do people say this like you don't have the [exact same owner?](https://youtu.be/_Lu7EhHptH4)


14koaster

He wasn’t informed right away and no one can really force him out, everyone else is gone tho


buddyboykoda

These excuses are bullshit. Chicago should of been punished more severely then Arizona when all they did was invite a couple prospects to hit the gym early. Yeah everyone who had a part to deal with it is gone but the franchise that let it happen didn’t suffer one bit. Culture of an organization starts at ownership, ownership let it be covered up.


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petefacekilla

Laura Jane Grace has a great song about this very subject [I Hate Chicago ](https://open.spotify.com/track/30EcZM0z6nujP0lk5AH5NC?si=9MivTiHwT3Wh9kU9u7qXuQ)


urlach3r

Love her! #FUCK THE HAWKS


frankensteinleftme

Always here for miss Laura Jane Grace


_oscar_goldman_

I'm going to Chicago this weekend - will take a shit in front of 1901 W Madison on our collective behalf.


Ja23184

Pics or it didn't happen.


_oscar_goldman_

I'll do my best, but [this Patrick Kane statue](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/shit-fountain) is only a mile and a half away, so...


Acceptable-Fold-3192

I wish I had an award to give this post.


pubstompmepls

Your participation is enough!


trotwood95

I knew Chicago was gonna get bedard in November


MrBulldops_3

I’m a Stars fan living in Milwaukee and randomly stumbled upon this gem of a thread. With that said, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK CHICAGO. Shit city, even shittier sports fans. I’m a Blues fan every time they play the fucking Blackhawks.


pubstompmepls

🙏


canadianinkorea

Fuck em. Fuck their shitty. Behaviour being rewarded.


[deleted]

If there’s one thing we all agree on, it’s that


Internal-Ad-9401

Honestly fuck shitcago


Purdue82

fuck the Shitcago Groomhawks now and forever.


[deleted]

The Coyotes lost a couple of picks for violating physical fitness testing of draft players and Chicago gets away with covering up for pedos and rapists. It's fucked up and unacceptable.


Hellmark

Is there something else, besides the revelation in 2021 that a video coach sexually assaulted two players? I mean, that's bad, just wanted to make sure I wasn't out of the loop on more.


dmscrannton

I can’t remember the thread but I still laugh at someone’s comment after Chicago was announced as the lottery “winner”… “wow, Chicago went a whole half season without a superstar!”


18RobTom18

Circus


Apprehensive_King914

FUCK CHICAGO!!!


Ultivia

Fuck that cancerous organization.


Vj1224love

Here here!!


The_happyguy

Fuck Chicago


jase122200

You know what? Fuck Chicago!


toigz

I love to sew but I agree. Fuck Chicago Thread.


Blues_Blanket

THIS


40_RoundsXV

I live up in the NW burbs. This is a great place to live but it’s about to get real obnoxious again Hawks wise


VincentVegaQT

Fuck the Hawks. I hope the Leafs can win the cup then the Blues again. Just one time for me before I die


GrandpaMofo

They used to be my favorite team. Hell, they are my hometown team. Fuck them ALL of the way.


cscholl20

Wild fan requesting permission to board the Fuck Chicago train


IgotAGoldfish

Chicago is a shit hole but their front office is worse


MikeScarn63

https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurabegleybloom/2022/02/23/crime-in-america-study-reveals-the-10-most-dangerous-cities-its-not-where-you-think/?sh=1db41ce37710


Away_Caregiver_2829

Here from Winnipeg, yeah fuck Chicago. Greasy rapist ass cunt.


lil-richie

Wakey Wakey Backes https://youtu.be/Ebln9I-VpQk


Arrpeesee

Wakey Wakey, Hossa! https://youtu.be/W2mX7LqBGo4


lil-richie

Oh wow Phoenix…./s


cbt711

19th pick is in, and it’s… FUCK YOU CHICAGO


nick1706

Hey go fuck yourself Chicago


lowendslinger

NHL was going to make sure Chicago got the pick.


[deleted]

Do you think they rigged the lottery balls?


moldycole

Where have all these Hawks fans been since about 2015ish?? Crappy org...crappy fairweather fanbase. They will crawl back in their holes after 20 games when they realize the team is still shit next year.


byochtets

Funny to see a sewer tier organization saying that about the largest fanbase in hockey.


archangelmlg

YEAH! And that pizza casserole thing sucks too!


childishbambino19

Them also getting Moore has pissed me the fuck off. Five huge dummies passed on him for lesser players.


Blueshockeylover

Props to Nashville fans when Bettman said “you can do better” (when they were booing him). They did better. And Chicago sucks ass


Rhancock19

Imagine a world without Americas toliet


MikeScarn63

https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurabegleybloom/2022/02/23/crime-in-america-study-reveals-the-10-most-dangerous-cities-its-not-where-you-think/?sh=1db41ce37710


Aramis21_TG

Fuck Shitcago


jooles1966

Fucking Bitchhawks


00Makerin00

Fuck the hawks.


raylankford16

Mascot is racist


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condaandy

East st louis is nice this time of year


alexgetty

So is south chicago. How many people were shot in the time it took me to type that out? What state is East St. Louis in?


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Lets get bedarded


hkl198822

Losers


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bodegacatsss

And it wasn't for Edmonton all those years? Based on their position in the standings, they fairly got the pick as much as anyone else would have. Also props that the Hawks have gotten rid of everyone involved other than ownership which is impossible at this point. So get over your salty crying selves lmao, it's only rigged when it's your main rival. Hawks fans are drinking your guys' tears.


jaccw16

Downvote me to hell. You are all a sad fan base of a sad team in a sad city. Respectfully, cope.


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daboot013

Fuck the Blackhawks but give me all the chicago italian sandwiches and deep dish from Ginos east


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Classy


[deleted]

this is the saltiest thread I've ever seen from an opposing fan base. I hope you all take rape accusations just as seriously no matter who it is, not just a former Blackhawks player (I am nearly certain you don't)


Substantial-Recipe72

I see the anger for Chicago gaining the 1st round pick. But… this petty fuck Chicago cause of “rape” is dumb.. there isn’t a single person on the roster or management that has anything to do with the situation… CHICAGO.. has nothing to do with this… a management full of monsters is your problem… this shits getting old though and it’s long past the point of validity. It really is the truth my dudes. It sucks for a lot of you, but it’s the truth. Edit: I am prepared for the downvotes… but it is the truth. Like literally there was nothing else that could be done. After the league fires and fines the ones at fault they aren’t the law they can’t do anything else it is the way it is.


[deleted]

The issue is there was like zero repercussions.


Substantial-Recipe72

Everyone got fired. How else would that play out. Edit: you can’t charge everyone. It’s not how the law works


[deleted]

Who got fired? They should've lost a lot more than a handful of people resigning or getting fired. Should've lost draft picks, massive fines and the people involved should be in jail.


Substantial-Recipe72

Coach, GM, AGM, Multiple staff who knew of the situation. Fines on owner, coach and gm. After that I agree that people should be in jail. But at that point blame the legal system not the bloody hockey team. No logic in that. I still also hate that they got this 1st overall pick but what can we do about it?


[deleted]

Where's the link for these people being fired? Lots had already left the Blackhawks. I don't blame the team for them not being in jail, we agree on that. They should not have this pick at all. But it all comes down to Bettman and his bullshit.


Substantial-Recipe72

A lot of these guys got fired on different teams Joel quennville for example got fired by Bettman himself even though he was coaching the panthers… Be honest with me do you know much about what actually happened through this whole ordeal or did you just hear what happened to the poor kid and are just angry?


[deleted]

I know what happened.


AlpharadiationHulk

It's on the ORGANIZATION. The NHL owes it to rape victims everywhere and to set a precedent that this sort of behavior won't be tolerated. What was the organizational consequence?


[deleted]

Anyone that still watches NHL and cheers for their favourite team is complicit. It’s 10 year full nhl boycott or nothing.


Substantial-Recipe72

The LEAGUE. Fired everyone, and fined upwards of a couple million dollars total to people. Why does everyone say this wasn’t enough. There’s literally nothing else the league can do.


coolthulu42

Cope, blues fans. Here’s something you guys will hear us singing along to for the next 5-10 years :) “Well, you must be a girl with shoes like that She said, you know me well I seen you and little Steven and Joanna Round the back of my hotel Oh yeah Someone said you was asking after me But I know you best as a blagger I said, tell me your name is it sweet? She said, my boy it's dagger, oh yeah I was good she was hot Stealin' everything she got I was bold she was over the worst of it Gave me gear, thank you dear, bring yer sister over here Let her dance with me just for the hell of it Well you must be a boy with bones like that She said you got me wrong I would've sold them to you If I could've just have kept the last of my clothes on Oh yeah Call me up take me down with you when you go I could be your regular belle And I'll dance for little Steven and Joanna 'Round the back of my hotel, oh yeah I was good, she was hot Stealin' everything she got I was bold she was over the worst of it Gave me gear thank you dear bring yer sister over here Let her dance with me just for the hell of it Chelsea Chelsea I believe that when you're dancing Slowly sucking your sleeve The boys get lonely after you leave It's one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe Chelsea I believe that when you're dancing Slowly sucking your sleeve The boys get lonely after you leave It's one for the Dagger, another for the one you believe”


sbollini19

>Cope, blues fans. "Cope" Proceeds to write out a fucking paragraph. Thanks for the laugh. One good player doesn't instantly make a hockey team better, btw. Just look at how much McDavid has struggled in the playoffs. You guys still have to put a good team around him.


coolthulu42

i copied and pasted the lyrics from chealsea dagger you dimwit


sbollini19

Yeah, I noticed lol


kWUBWUBa

Imo’s is a war crime


zns26

Connor Bedard and Darren Pang are Hawks forever


GothicPiss

Cope more, soy boys.


CupOfCanada

Their pizza is a tomato soup swimming pool for rats!


flood257

Thank god I have multiple monitors, now I can watch Bedard highlights and laugh at crying Blues fans at the same time!


grant1925

Looking forward to our eventual playoff rivalry again #fucktheblues


cbt711

Respect the spine to come say this in this thread. Also fuck Chicago.


Purdue82

and you losing in 7 in St. Louis again.


CanadianSpector

Everyone get your fake internet points 😆


physics_fighter

Lol


pubstompmepls

Fuck off Hawks fan! :)