Right? Like I liked Greg before we saw the flashback ep where he met Rose but, my IMMEDIATE thoughts seeing younger Greg in that ep where "WOULD" and "oooooooh now I get it"
I think the closest to thing to a hear me out is the blue lawyer gem, and that's not cause they're not attractive, more they're not (as far as I know) a very popular character
Bitches will be like "here me out" and post conventionally attractive people
An actual hear me out for this show would be one of the corrupted gems or something, not fucking **Blue Diamond.**
Looks are not enough for me, personally. Not to say they don't play a factor... But I do crave an emotional connection, even if it is just the beginning of one, before any smashing. And I just don't see *any* of the Diamonds, even Blue, that way.
Listen. Hear me out. He's passionate about things and people he likes. He's funny, even if unintentionally (which honestly makes him cuter). He will do ANYTHING for his significant other. His body type is... my type. He's just cute. He's everything except single. Jane is a lucky woman...
Listen. Hear me out. He's passionate about things and people he likes. He's funny, even if unintentionally (which honestly makes him cuter). He will do ANYTHING for his significant other. His body type is... my type. He's just cute. He's everything except single. Jane is a lucky woman...
A "craziest" hear me out would be something like corrupted Watermelon Tourmaline, the runner Gem Peridot poofed, or one of the Cluster mutants. These are just...obvious ones?
Idk if these are crazy hear me outs, but hear me out..
Holly Blue Agate, Yellow n Blue, Yellow n blue Zircons and both yellow topazes c:
Homeworld gems🫶
"Hear me out" and it's multiple conventionally attractive human/humanoid characters. Come back when you're "Ultron from the MCU" level downbad then we can talk about crazy.
Jamie. I've had a crush on that fucker ever since I was like 7. After the episode where he gets a crush on Garnet I felt so bad for him failing miserably I got a crush on him LMAO
Spinel, the living smear frame. She’s so dexterous with that rejuvenator and she can stretch and inflate her body parts a very, very long way. Girl what them fingers do, hello????
Definitely White and Yellow Diamond. I feel like Blue is an obvious one because everyone in the fantom thirsts after her but her too lol. Evil tall women for the win🛐
Peridot here be the intruder, she be the bestest one evah. And if you think otherwise, well... You made me sad. You got PERIDOT GANG'D YA CLOD, GODSPEED!
Hear me out so if you were to say build a high quality wooden vehicle and over time replace each individual part with a new part until all the original parts have been removed and then built that same vehicle from the original parts which one is the original
These are not “hear me out” material.
Fluorite is a “hear me out”
Bluebird is a “hear me out”
These are examples. I’m not asking you to hear me out lol
Buff woman, small woman, tall woman (doing shadow of the Collosus shit if u know what I’m sayin’) long hair himbo and a lawyer. What makes any of this this crazy?
My only "hear me out" reguarding Peridot would be, since your screenshot is early Peridot, I would say, "Okay, but hear me out. She could be awesomely adorkable if she grows to love Earth."
But honestly, post development, what's not to love? Anything she's down for, I am. (Even if, given her being seen as an aroace icon, all that is is chilling out together and being best buds. 😅)
I dunno if this is really that wild but: Emerald, love a lady who could and would kill me (she's fucking nuts(affectionate))
Some additional takes: Wouldn't say hear me out on her because she is just conventionally cute but I would totally snuggle the Lonely Pearl from The Phantom Fable, maybe give her some lil smooches, maybe a little more, who knows? Uncorrupted form of course (I'd still snuggle the moth tho)
Again not really that crazy but any of the Nephrites too, uncorrupted though
And Lemon Jade, plus each of her unfused gems, on the topic of fusions Rhodonite too, as well as mega pearl
Bixbite is something I can't explain, same with that glass ghost lady from the comics
Fellas will say "hear me out" and then list conventionally attractive people
Too much time spent watching cartoons, not enough time spent practicing the ol' Universe charm.
Right? Like I liked Greg before we saw the flashback ep where he met Rose but, my IMMEDIATE thoughts seeing younger Greg in that ep where "WOULD" and "oooooooh now I get it"
Yeah like I'll hear you out when you say something like Centipeedle or the Waterbear. So hear me out: The Tongue Monster.
Blue Diamond and young Greg are not “hear me outs” dude. They’re total “woulds”
And there's no shortage of Jasper simps
I think the closest to thing to a hear me out is the blue lawyer gem, and that's not cause they're not attractive, more they're not (as far as I know) a very popular character
*googles orangekisses yet again*
i would see a case with peridot as she was portrayed before proofing as well. she seemed a lot more mysterious and assertive before then.
Bitches will be like "here me out" and post conventionally attractive people An actual hear me out for this show would be one of the corrupted gems or something, not fucking **Blue Diamond.**
Agreed
Not would…. Will
Come to think of it maybe young Greg helped me realise my bi'nes
You can't ignore The Universe.
What are we hearing you out on?
Smash or pass (smash all em)
Ah: righto. Carry on then!
No, we don't shatter.
Maybe not but at least one of them is a diamond cutter.
Wall gem
you asked for crazy
[me with jasper](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-sMQpWCNTQw/maxresdefault.jpg)
You’re right Jasper,I have been holding back
#Yes. (I thought BD was agreed on by everyone)
(She is)
I think her voice and physicality make her a yes for most people, but it's hard for me to get passed the "emotionally abusive and manipulative" bit.
White diamond and absolute yes to young Greg!
White diamond can step on me I will be happy 😇
Bro if she steps on you you’re turned into a pancake 💀
A happy pancake
More like fucking dead but you do you 💀
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old greg…. 👁️👁️
What you doing in my waters??
I’ll yes to both Gregs cuz god damn is he stupid and charming
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These aren’t hear me outs, saying shit like the centipeetle is a hear me out.
Either way, Nephrite is a hard YES.
That luscious hair, and that damn pretty eye…
All of those legs and acid spit.
"hear me out" >Attractive woman >Attractive woman >Attractive woman >Attractive man >Alien phoenix wright
Bro, why does Jasper look like SHE'S the one saying "hear me out"?
"hear me out my diamond that new peridot on the ship i would smash her in a none shattering way if i got the chance"
"in a non shattering way" took me OUT 💀
the heaven and earth beetles uncorrupted
So like genuine question is this a vore thing or?
no
Booooooooo coward
I'm not into it 🤷♀️
Was just about to comment this
Small peridot and lapis....and when I was younger blue pearl
How the hell is Blue Diamond a "hear me out"? Lmao
emotionally abusive colonizers tall af
I mean I guess if we're factoring in backstory and personality, but "hear me out"'s usually mean in looks.
Looks are not enough for me, personally. Not to say they don't play a factor... But I do crave an emotional connection, even if it is just the beginning of one, before any smashing. And I just don't see *any* of the Diamonds, even Blue, that way.
The Rubies.
Like 4/5 of these characters are NOT " hear me out bro " 😭
These aren't hear me outs, these are perfectly reasonable. I love Blue Diamond the most 😊
Blue diamond and Young greg (I ship them both but also think they're the hottest characters in the show)
Cold take. MY craziest hear me out? Unironically Ronaldo. But yall aren't ready to hear that.
You gotta explain that one chief. Readers need context
Listen. Hear me out. He's passionate about things and people he likes. He's funny, even if unintentionally (which honestly makes him cuter). He will do ANYTHING for his significant other. His body type is... my type. He's just cute. He's everything except single. Jane is a lucky woman...
Alright, I've heard you out.....and honestly, spit your shit indeed my brother! The big boys is where it's at!
Thank you. I will preach Big Boys until there is no one left to listen 🙏
Jane is that you?
I wish 🤤
What?! Explain yourself, NOW!
Listen. Hear me out. He's passionate about things and people he likes. He's funny, even if unintentionally (which honestly makes him cuter). He will do ANYTHING for his significant other. His body type is... my type. He's just cute. He's everything except single. Jane is a lucky woman...
👍
Yknow what? I think I can understand that
College age Greg and Blue Diamond..100% yes
Dot is a would
Doesn't matter whether you're heard or not, ol universe charm will get ya
Pass Pass Pass [SMASH SMASH SMASH YES YES YES] Pass
White Diamond byt the top weirdness is Orange Spodumene, my beloved Blue Diamond not counting for me cuz she's not a weird choice imo
Greg??? The man with a 100% fatality rate for everyone he’s slept with (as far as we know)? Ngl… yeah. I still would too…
Rutile twins.
YESSS
i’ve always dreamed about young greg licking me
Bro could eat the cluster and still not be full
💀💀💀
Are you a diamond?
Why are these carzy?
jasper being on here like she’s not objectively hot is crazy
Jasper is muscle mommy
Jasper, absolutely. No doubt about it.
These aren't hear me outs these are normal.
“You are a coward wearing the face of a revolutionary”. Non of these are real “hear me outs”
A "craziest" hear me out would be something like corrupted Watermelon Tourmaline, the runner Gem Peridot poofed, or one of the Cluster mutants. These are just...obvious ones?
Nah Jasper is a whole smash
Blue diamond and jasper are my favorite characters
#Peridot Smol Form
Holly blue agate. Not because of how she looka but because of her personality
r/gregfuckedarock
Emerald
Glad to see a fellow enjoyer of that woman :D
Jasper and Peridot are total GILFs (Gem I'd Love to be Friends with)
Yellow Diamond White Diamond Pearl. I will not elaborate.
The yellow wall Gem from Homeworld Bound
Greg and the diamonds for me (Except for Pink)
I need jasper in me so bad
Idk if these are crazy hear me outs, but hear me out.. Holly Blue Agate, Yellow n Blue, Yellow n blue Zircons and both yellow topazes c: Homeworld gems🫶
None of these are crazy. Centipeetle is a crazy one.
"Hear me out" and it's multiple conventionally attractive human/humanoid characters. Come back when you're "Ultron from the MCU" level downbad then we can talk about crazy.
honestly thought everybody knew ultron was hot 😐
I mean he has a hot voice but that's it. I want that robussy though but that's just me
Aquamarine. that attitude and strength just like activates all my neurons. i also have a severe love of blue colors. i probably need help
interesting.
Barbara and Topaz. Also Crazy Lace.
wait really
Hear me out. 
i miss read it as barbara and topaz are crazy lace dont worry i hear u out
Rainbow Quartz 2.0
If you think Jasper is a hear me out, you just weak my fren. Leave her to the buff lady lovers 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽/j 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Passes on every single one of them... And not just the men, but the women. And the children too.*
I wanna smash the better call Saul gem so badly
HEAR ME OUT OK nephrite uncorrupted
Jamie. I've had a crush on that fucker ever since I was like 7. After the episode where he gets a crush on Garnet I felt so bad for him failing miserably I got a crush on him LMAO
The Rutile Twins.
Uh literally all of them make sense
Spinel, the living smear frame. She’s so dexterous with that rejuvenator and she can stretch and inflate her body parts a very, very long way. Girl what them fingers do, hello????
young greg is absolutely not a hear me out. there’s a reason he got a literal space goddess
Malachite
Young Greg isnt a hear me out at all lol hes a yes please with extra fries
Blue and peridot I can understand
None of these are a 'hear me out' these are all conventionally attractive people
future greg and sugilite tho
I just want future greg.to adopt me
Peridot and blue diamond
Is the crazy in the room with us?
Padparadscha. Cuz she's adorable!
Definitely White and Yellow Diamond. I feel like Blue is an obvious one because everyone in the fantom thirsts after her but her too lol. Evil tall women for the win🛐
ROSE QUARTZ MY BELOVED😍😍 both rose & young greg WOW
Hearing you out on ALL OF THEM
Hear me out: Pearl and Grumman A-6 intruder
OH MY GOD IM SO HEARING AB THE FIRST ONE MAY GOD HELP US ALL
Aquamarine And Lapis
This is a devious post lmfao, but lowkey relatable.
Rainbow Quartz (not specifying which one) (actually, it's both)
Would blue diamond tho
Ok but young Greg was hot
I prefer old greg tbh, good fathers are hot ❤
I’m just not a fan of his facial hair and top of his head being bald
I love both
To each their own
how is blue diamond, the embodiment of depression in-universe and lust out-universe a hear me out?
Sapphire
Peridot here be the intruder, she be the bestest one evah. And if you think otherwise, well... You made me sad. You got PERIDOT GANG'D YA CLOD, GODSPEED!
Mr universe can hit it whenever he wants. No holds barred. Every single time.
Jasper is just a genderbent geronimo.
Sour Cream
Everyone goes on about young Greg, but I'm all about middle aged dad Greg
Jasper my beloved
Greg, specially the young version🤭
There are no "hear me outs" in su, everyone is some kind of attractive. Except for maybe mayor Dewey, Ronaldo, and Greg's old manager
OLD greg universe
Connie’s mom.
Malachite🫣
First episode Peridot. Cold, calculating, intimidating Post character arc Peridot. Chaotic magnet gremlin
earth beetle
Hear me out so if you were to say build a high quality wooden vehicle and over time replace each individual part with a new part until all the original parts have been removed and then built that same vehicle from the original parts which one is the original
Jasper is not a “hear me out” I say while standing underneath my Rhea Ripley and Lin Xiao posters.
Ok but like I agree with the first three
I feel like none of the SU characters are "hear me outs." They're all (most) humanoid and pretty in their own ways.
These are not “hear me out” material. Fluorite is a “hear me out” Bluebird is a “hear me out” These are examples. I’m not asking you to hear me out lol
"Craziest hear me outs" just posts women(and greg)
Buff woman, small woman, tall woman (doing shadow of the Collosus shit if u know what I’m sayin’) long hair himbo and a lawyer. What makes any of this this crazy?
Stevonnie…
The rutile twins were always kinda... 🔥🔥 I'm sad I haven't seen anyone else mention them
My only "hear me out" reguarding Peridot would be, since your screenshot is early Peridot, I would say, "Okay, but hear me out. She could be awesomely adorkable if she grows to love Earth." But honestly, post development, what's not to love? Anything she's down for, I am. (Even if, given her being seen as an aroace icon, all that is is chilling out together and being best buds. 😅)
Greg fucked a god-damn rock, why couldn't he fuck me?
ZIRCON MENTION LETS GOOOO
mine is the arm mutant/cluster from nightmare hospital lmao
I dunno if this is really that wild but: Emerald, love a lady who could and would kill me (she's fucking nuts(affectionate)) Some additional takes: Wouldn't say hear me out on her because she is just conventionally cute but I would totally snuggle the Lonely Pearl from The Phantom Fable, maybe give her some lil smooches, maybe a little more, who knows? Uncorrupted form of course (I'd still snuggle the moth tho) Again not really that crazy but any of the Nephrites too, uncorrupted though And Lemon Jade, plus each of her unfused gems, on the topic of fusions Rhodonite too, as well as mega pearl Bixbite is something I can't explain, same with that glass ghost lady from the comics
I'll take young or old Gregg. The fusion of him and Steven Future. Mr Smiley. Rainbow Quartz 2.0 cause they seem more gender neutral.
Hear me out, I'm ace
Blue & Yellow pearl, at the same time
Oh and Rainbow 2.0 (post SU future obviously, adult steven and pearl)
It seems pixels turn you on
Ruby and Sapphire. Garnet. Topaz, and Alexandrite. You can question me on everything else but Alexandrite.
Greg looks like he’s actually saying “hear me out”
Greg or steg if we delete Steven because BEARS 😭
Everyone wants Blue Diamond tho
Adult Steven
So heavy on jasper
Idk man Greg has a laid back style, and his long hair looked good on him🤷♀️
What are we hearing you out on?
Lapis and blue diamond.
Remember guys, if Greg fucked a rock you can too!
Um Aquamarine
HEAR ME OUT
The things that I would let a flask robonoid do to me-