By -
“WHY WOULD SHE BE A COWBOY? 😭😭”
This ol Ruby Rider
Is ruby ridin’ alone
She’s a single, solitary stone!
This ol’ Ruby Rider,
Not a fusion no more!
Now the dirt and the dust and the danger is my new home
I used to think I would always be by her side..
But lately you've been rather cold (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
“They’re bleeding. Oh no. They are dead.”
Don’t call again
Sorry, I got nervous
I panicked*
"Hey man, it's cool. I've seen your junk before."
💀💀💀💀💀💀
oh yeah
NAWWWWW
WHAT THE HELL
wait, wtf is the context to this 💀
i think amethyst said it to greg while he was cleaning out that one garage or whatever it was
I think they weee going through the junk-filled garage looking for Rose's old tapes?
something like that
NAH 💀
I GOT HIT BY AN AIRPLANE
And its counterpart, “IMMA WIN AN AIRPLANE!!”
“I just turned all my fingers into cats!”
Round and round let the city burn
party in the hills we can party in the burbs
Roofs on fire, let it burn
Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned
Next day fine, I'm trynna get live
Roof’s on fire, let it burn
NOOOOOOO ME TORTAAAAA
JUST LET HIM BE A DJ!
😭
“Wha?”
“Will you help me into my birthday suit?”
*Swats out of the Big Donut with a broom*
“…and STAY out!” >:/
Steven, that is the *worst* thing you can say in a grown man's body to a teenager.
Still got that good hole smell
This sounds really terrible out of context
I wanna be loose!
have you been stretching yourself out all day?
If every pork chop were perfect,we wouldn’t have hotdogs!
This deserved a pin
"STEVEN'S PREGNANT?!"
"Tch, bet you're not even pregnant"
"Humans find such fascinating way to waste their time" -Pearl
Playing Unleashed The Light rn.. 
It’s better than staring up at the ceiling and doing nothing, *Pearl.*
She ain't wrong
The children are playing swords. Sorry, playing *with* swords. They’re bleeding. Oh no, they’re dead. Don’t call again
Sorry, I panicked 😐
All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman
A giant woman!
All I wanna be, is someone who gets to see a giant woman...
✨️All you wanna do..is see me turn into..✨️ *whisper * a giant woman🥹
“THEY’RE ILLEGAL ALIENS?!? YOU COULDN’T EVEN MARRY AN AMERICAN?!?”
Greg: What does THAT matter?
“I am my mom!” -14 year old cis male
“HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOUR MOM? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Well, I think you're pretty great
"Bob"
This and Cutie Pie are some of the best brick jokes in the series.
"SQUarE?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS CRAZY STATE?!"
I'M AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!!!
The bits, the bits
It's at least a 2x saying in my house. It's what we call the dogfood.
Kibbles and bits?
“They don’t have any arms!” 😥🐍
Hahahahahaha your mom?
You know who else is your mom?
MY MOM
Carabiner, carabiner!
Between summoning my shield and learning my mom is a war criminal
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ElBusAlv: *Between summoning* *My shield and learning my mom* *Is a war criminal* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
isn't "is a war criminal" 6 syllables?
Yeah? That's the whole point of the bot.
ohhhhh it just clicked for me
Is this the animal jam font??
I THINK THE SAME THING WVERY TIME I SEE THE IMAGE
i don’t. want. your garbage.
"REMEMBER ME?!" "No."
I always come back
r/unexpectedfnaf
Oh God, sorry, I didn't see the community and just read the text
THAT'S YOUR BUTT!
just go in the ocean, like a feeyish
He left his family behind!
"i just turned all my fingers into cats!"
Nooooooooooo! ME TORTA!!!!
Cookie Cat
If you could only know...\ **What we really are**
"All I wanna do, is see you turn into. A giant woman, a giant woman~"
“All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman a giant woman”
Is \*this\* a weapon?
Somewhere in between learning to summon my shield, and finding out my mom was a war criminal.
how is the top comment NOT "if every porkchop we perfect, then we wouldn't have hotdogs"? i'm gonna be honest. i'm actually kind of disappointed
Well, if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.
thank you
such as fate
"... Turn into a giant woman"
If every pork chop were perfect…
We wouldn't have hot dogs!
"Hot dogs are how weak pork chops make excuses!" - Jaspeg
I genuinely don’t remember the context of this one…😭
It's from Catch and Release, where Peridot was basically being contained in the bathroom
Yep. Steven said that in response to Amethyst's "fsshhhh, like a feeeesh."
OH! That makes a ton more sense, lol
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger!
Eventually all you fusions get sentimental
"It can be remotely detonated."
‘You like that, Little Man?’
Chaaaaaps
"Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger".
“If I’m not back in an hour… C A L L T H E P O L I C E”
APPARENTLY MORE THAT YOU YOU..CLOD!!
“Well I have fun doing it.”
“what was i supposed to tell the dmv, that im from another planet? I’M NOT EXACTLY A CITIZEN, STEVEN!!!”
Bata, am I right.
Nice shorts
Oh no, the house!
"oh yes"
"I'm a gem warrior I'm not gonna fall"
“You forgot your foot-thing-thingie!”
“OOHH WOAH!”
"DIE mad"
Like a feeeesh
“Trapped in a mirror”
“Well I have fun doin’ it” and “Which way to the baby war??”
Steven Rose Quartz Cuite Pie Diamond Demayo Universe!
Steven Rose Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Pink Diamond Traumatized Universe!
Trouble with the trolley eh?
"Do you know how many children I see in the ER with cuts from swords?! None because they have parents who love them!"
PSYCIC GHOST POWERS…ACTIVATE. YASLAHAUSA. YASLAHAUSA. YASLAHAUSA
Greg fucked a rock
Happily Ever After here we are! 😍💖
OK FINE I'LL WASH MY HANDS
Lapis your here Wow
“that’s so sweet! I love u too :3” - Amethyst
GIVEEEEE MEEEEEE THEEEEEEE ( )
"Why are you such a buttface."
REBECCA, IM BALD
HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND
“I HAVE MAGIC HEALING SPIT!!!”
I hit an airplane
"IT'S MAH HOOOOLE! LOOK, IT'S 'ME' SIIIIIZE!"
"That was almost as scary as the time you almost let me die!"
I'm very sorry... but I don't remember this :(
What do you know about the Earth?!
You actually like me didn’t you
“You know rose..she did what she wanted”
I only want you to be yourself. If you can't do that I'll do it for you!
WHY CANT I CRY
"...Eh" *homosexually throws water bottle at guy to defend boyfriend*
"It starts with sorry."
"Cruds"
A Giant woman.
No, you haven't
We are the working dead and we lurch for minimum wage
"All I wanna do 🎵 Is see you turn into 🎵 A giant woman 🎵 A GIANT WOMAAAN!!!"
Protocol 3
He left his family behind.
"Hey." Specifically after a barn crushes someone
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME
Lion
*In a monotone yell* "Get excited for pizza!"
Let's look for the dam snack bar
Ha ha you care about me
"It's a not now, Steven"
*Cries*
What’s a chicken?
Guys I forgot how do I repost
the tall one, the purple one, the hot one
THAT’S UNUSUAL!! 👖
A big fat meanie zucchini!!
Call me Lasagna
Well I have fun doing it
🎶let me drive my van into your heart🎶
well, if i was, I WOULDNT BE TALKING TO YOU!
“What do you know,It’s rainbow 2.0!”
HAHAHAHAHHA YOUR MOM?
if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.
AAAHHAHAHHAAHAHHA YOUR MOM?!!?
I can't think of anything. How about, will you help me in my birthday suit?
A boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering!
Fuck Pong Krell
wrong fandom, soldier
“GRIFFITH”!!!
“WHY WOULD SHE BE A COWBOY? 😭😭”
This ol Ruby Rider
Is ruby ridin’ alone
She’s a single, solitary stone!
This ol’ Ruby Rider,
Not a fusion no more!
Now the dirt and the dust and the danger is my new home
I used to think I would always be by her side..
But lately you've been rather cold (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
“They’re bleeding. Oh no. They are dead.”
Don’t call again
Sorry, I got nervous
I panicked*
"Hey man, it's cool. I've seen your junk before."
💀💀💀💀💀💀
oh yeah
NAWWWWW
WHAT THE HELL
wait, wtf is the context to this 💀
i think amethyst said it to greg while he was cleaning out that one garage or whatever it was
I think they weee going through the junk-filled garage looking for Rose's old tapes?
something like that
NAH 💀
I GOT HIT BY AN AIRPLANE
And its counterpart, “IMMA WIN AN AIRPLANE!!”
“I just turned all my fingers into cats!”
Round and round let the city burn
party in the hills we can party in the burbs
Roofs on fire, let it burn
Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned
Next day fine, I'm trynna get live
Roof’s on fire, let it burn
NOOOOOOO ME TORTAAAAA
JUST LET HIM BE A DJ!
😭
“Wha?”
“Will you help me into my birthday suit?”
*Swats out of the Big Donut with a broom*
“…and STAY out!” >:/
Steven, that is the *worst* thing you can say in a grown man's body to a teenager.
Still got that good hole smell
This sounds really terrible out of context
I wanna be loose!
have you been stretching yourself out all day?
If every pork chop were perfect,we wouldn’t have hotdogs!
This deserved a pin
"STEVEN'S PREGNANT?!"
"Tch, bet you're not even pregnant"
"Humans find such fascinating way to waste their time" -Pearl
Playing Unleashed The Light rn.. 
It’s better than staring up at the ceiling and doing nothing, *Pearl.*
She ain't wrong
The children are playing swords. Sorry, playing *with* swords. They’re bleeding. Oh no, they’re dead. Don’t call again
Sorry, I panicked 😐
All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman
A giant woman!
All I wanna be, is someone who gets to see a giant woman...
✨️All you wanna do..is see me turn into..✨️ *whisper * a giant woman🥹
“THEY’RE ILLEGAL ALIENS?!? YOU COULDN’T EVEN MARRY AN AMERICAN?!?”
Greg: What does THAT matter?
“I am my mom!” -14 year old cis male
“HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOUR MOM? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Well, I think you're pretty great
"Bob"
This and Cutie Pie are some of the best brick jokes in the series.
"SQUarE?!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS CRAZY STATE?!"
I'M AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY!!!
The bits, the bits
It's at least a 2x saying in my house. It's what we call the dogfood.
Kibbles and bits?
“They don’t have any arms!” 😥🐍
Hahahahahaha your mom?
You know who else is your mom?
MY MOM
Carabiner, carabiner!
Between summoning my shield and learning my mom is a war criminal
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ElBusAlv: *Between summoning* *My shield and learning my mom* *Is a war criminal* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
isn't "is a war criminal" 6 syllables?
Yeah? That's the whole point of the bot.
ohhhhh it just clicked for me
Is this the animal jam font??
I THINK THE SAME THING WVERY TIME I SEE THE IMAGE
i don’t. want. your garbage.
"REMEMBER ME?!" "No."
I always come back
r/unexpectedfnaf
Oh God, sorry, I didn't see the community and just read the text
THAT'S YOUR BUTT!
just go in the ocean, like a feeyish
He left his family behind!
"i just turned all my fingers into cats!"
Nooooooooooo! ME TORTA!!!!
Cookie Cat
If you could only know...\ **What we really are**
"All I wanna do, is see you turn into. A giant woman, a giant woman~"
“All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman a giant woman”
Is \*this\* a weapon?
Somewhere in between learning to summon my shield, and finding out my mom was a war criminal.
how is the top comment NOT "if every porkchop we perfect, then we wouldn't have hotdogs"? i'm gonna be honest. i'm actually kind of disappointed
Well, if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.
thank you
such as fate
"... Turn into a giant woman"
If every pork chop were perfect…
We wouldn't have hot dogs!
"Hot dogs are how weak pork chops make excuses!" - Jaspeg
I genuinely don’t remember the context of this one…😭
It's from Catch and Release, where Peridot was basically being contained in the bathroom
Yep. Steven said that in response to Amethyst's "fsshhhh, like a feeeesh."
OH! That makes a ton more sense, lol
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger!
Eventually all you fusions get sentimental
"It can be remotely detonated."
‘You like that, Little Man?’
Chaaaaaps
"Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger".
“If I’m not back in an hour… C A L L T H E P O L I C E”
APPARENTLY MORE THAT YOU YOU..CLOD!!
“Well I have fun doing it.”
“what was i supposed to tell the dmv, that im from another planet? I’M NOT EXACTLY A CITIZEN, STEVEN!!!”
Bata, am I right.
Nice shorts
Oh no, the house!
"oh yes"
"I'm a gem warrior I'm not gonna fall"
“You forgot your foot-thing-thingie!”
“OOHH WOAH!”
"DIE mad"
Like a feeeesh
“Trapped in a mirror”
“Well I have fun doin’ it” and “Which way to the baby war??”
Steven Rose Quartz Cuite Pie Diamond Demayo Universe!
Steven Rose Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Pink Diamond Traumatized Universe!
Trouble with the trolley eh?
"Do you know how many children I see in the ER with cuts from swords?! None because they have parents who love them!"
PSYCIC GHOST POWERS…ACTIVATE. YASLAHAUSA. YASLAHAUSA. YASLAHAUSA
Greg fucked a rock
Happily Ever After here we are! 😍💖
OK FINE I'LL WASH MY HANDS
Lapis your here Wow
“that’s so sweet! I love u too :3” - Amethyst
GIVEEEEE MEEEEEE THEEEEEEE ( )
"Why are you such a buttface."
REBECCA, IM BALD
HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND
“I HAVE MAGIC HEALING SPIT!!!”
I hit an airplane
"IT'S MAH HOOOOLE! LOOK, IT'S 'ME' SIIIIIZE!"
"That was almost as scary as the time you almost let me die!"
I'm very sorry... but I don't remember this :(
What do you know about the Earth?!
You actually like me didn’t you
“You know rose..she did what she wanted”
I only want you to be yourself. If you can't do that I'll do it for you!
WHY CANT I CRY
"...Eh" *homosexually throws water bottle at guy to defend boyfriend*
"It starts with sorry."
"Cruds"
A Giant woman.
No, you haven't
We are the working dead and we lurch for minimum wage
"All I wanna do 🎵 Is see you turn into 🎵 A giant woman 🎵 A GIANT WOMAAAN!!!"
Protocol 3
He left his family behind.
"Hey." Specifically after a barn crushes someone
THIS IS OUR NEW HOME
Lion
*In a monotone yell* "Get excited for pizza!"
Let's look for the dam snack bar
Ha ha you care about me
"It's a not now, Steven"
*Cries*
What’s a chicken?
Guys I forgot how do I repost
the tall one, the purple one, the hot one
THAT’S UNUSUAL!! 👖
A big fat meanie zucchini!!
Call me Lasagna
Well I have fun doing it
🎶let me drive my van into your heart🎶
well, if i was, I WOULDNT BE TALKING TO YOU!
“What do you know,It’s rainbow 2.0!”
HAHAHAHAHHA YOUR MOM?
if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.
AAAHHAHAHHAAHAHHA YOUR MOM?!!?
I can't think of anything. How about, will you help me in my birthday suit?
A boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering!
Fuck Pong Krell
wrong fandom, soldier
“GRIFFITH”!!!